I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 96: 【face-smacking Professional Account! 】

Evening.

The sun is setting and the sky is red.

Zhang Ye returned to the one's own rental place. After the elevator went upstairs, he did not return to the one's own home. Instead, he touched the Landlady home where the scent of cooking was emerging. The door was not closed and the kitchen was crackling. At a glance, the little guy Rao Chenchen also does homework in the living room.

"Chenchen, are you busy?" Zhang Ye entered the room with a smile.

Chenchen is busy yelling at the kitchen, "aunt! Zhang Ye is here again!"

Zhang Ye almost stumbled, "This unlucky boy, it hurts you for nothing."

Chenchen issued a sign smile, "Hehe." Then lowered his head to continue his homework.

I guess I heard Rao Aimin inside. As soon as the kitchen door opened, she didn't glance at Zhang Ye. "It's really time you came, is it a dog? Smell it?"

Zhang Ye is not pissed off, and she has adapted to her poisonous tongue. "I gave Chenchen so much power. Didn't you say that I care about me these days?"

"I know how to eat, your kid hasn't eaten in the last life?" Rao Aimin is the knife mouth tofu heart, "Wait, I'll copy two more dishes!"

"Thank Landlady!"

"You stare at Chenchen and do your homework!"

The little guy is done with his homework and the dishes are on the table.

Rao Aimin tossed a pair of chopsticks to Zhang Ye, "Look, you are very happy today? Picking up your wallet? Oh wait, come over and see, why are you so tall?"

Zhang Ye laughed: "You just saw it, I'm wearing heightening shoes."

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2, let's eat! "As soon as Rao Aimin sat down, Chenchen also passed the tableware.

In fact, Zhang Ye is not wearing high shoes now, just his ordinary shoes of one's own. The reason for this is that he is afraid of failing to pass, after all, he has grown so high in the blink of an eye, so no one can believe it, so he wants to go first. Use the guise of heightening shoes to get out and let everyone get used to it. After everyone gets used to it, there will be no problems. Well, actually speaking it is not a novelty to grow five centimeters overnight. At least in the Zhang Ye world, I often hear such miracles. What wakes up six centimeters a night, what do people hear when they sleep at night? His bones crunched. Hearing this Zhang Ye was skeptical and thought it was not credible, but it was true that someone grew tall overnight. There are more than ten such examples in the world for already. The reason is unknown. So there is no pressure on Zhang Ye, even if some people question him, he can use these excuses to pretend.

"Landlady, tell you something." Zhang Ye announces: "I was accepted by Beijing TV Station just now, and I will take over as Host or guest after National Day."

Rao Aimin said: "You really can create a miracle of life, all right?"

Zhang Ye roll one's eyes said: "I rely on this strength! Absolute strength!"

"Don't blow it." Rao Aimin laughed: "Chang'e-4 just got to the sky, let you blow it down!"

Chenchen swallowed the celery in his mouth, "... hehe."

Zhang Ye Put your mouth out, "Just step on me, you will know how many eyes Master Ma has when I become famous!" After dinner, Zhang Ye was so terrified that I was too lazy to go home, "I borrow your computer Use it. "

"Go home with one's own!" Rao Aimin is not welcome at angrily said.

"Can't move, it's too supportive." Zhang Ye didn't listen.

Rao Aimin pouted: "Upstairs, use one's own." She brushed the bowl.

Zhang Ye moved to the bedroom of Landlady upstairs with her stomach covered, and when he opened the door, he was a little bit unprepared. A dazzling array of underwear autumn clothes and **** and outer socks squeezed in. The bed is full of Big Sister Rao clothes. About twenty or thirty items are laid there. You do n’t need to know. In the afternoon, Rao Aimin will definitely organize the wardrobe, put away the summer clothes, and take out the autumn and winter clothes to prepare for drying and washing. Before I finished packing, I went to cook, and left a pile on the bed and balcony, so that Zhang Ye could see my heart beat!

Floral dress.

Perforated flesh-colored underwear.

Black stockings with some decorative patterns.

White underwear that may have not been washed just after taking off.

Zhang Ye turned back to see no one, then closed the door, and then involuntarily went up to pick up a few Rao Aimin underwear and studied it carefully before throwing it back to her. This Big Sister Rao is also true. It's too careless. Forget it, look at my computer. In fact, like Rao Aimin's mouth poisoning style, Zhang Ye has gradually become accustomed to Comrade Old Rao's carelessness. She has always been like this, and she has no protection against Zhang Ye. But it is such a stubborn big sister, which is surprisingly delicious when cooked, and especially takes care of people.

People are so weird.

Sometimes, it is such a contradictory complex.

Turn on the computer and surf the Internet. Zhang Ye originally wanted to see current affairs news and entertainment news, but after logging in to Weibo habitually, I found that the poem already of one's own was sent to it!

"Send a poem. Today, I accidentally listened to a friend of TV station. The original author should be Zhang Ye."

"This is also Everything."

"Not all trees are broken by storms."

"Not all seeds, no roots can be found."

Finally, he summed it up: "I was so excited to hear it, so I sent it out to share with you!"

Zhang Ye Upon seeing the comments and comments below, already has broken through the 1,000 mark, and there are countless comments!

"Teacher Zhang New Poem?"

"Shit, I remember a song called" Everything "?"

"Yes, it's" Everything ", written by Wang Shuixin, and I've been to textbooks. This poem is obviously written for" Everything ", totally negative!"

"Haha, this poem is so cool!"

"It is indeed the work of face-smacking Master Zhang Ye!"

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"Don't say, this is really face-smacking, every sentence is so straightforward" everything! "Wang Shuixin Teacher is afraid of crying! I came across such a face-smacking professional account!"

"But" This is also Everything "is indeed more suitable for Chinese textbooks than" Everything ". Alas, it is a pity for Zhang Ye. Such a good poet can't even get Writer's Association? No official recognition of his status on Literature? "

"@ Beijing Writer's Association."

"Who made Teacher Zhang step on Writer's Association!"

"Support Teacher Zhang into Writer's Association, otherwise it ’s unreasonable!"

"Yeah, it's totally unreasonable. Can Beijing Writer's Association give me a reply? Why not invite Teacher Zhang to join the meeting? It's because the literati is light?"

"Summon Beijing Writer's Association!"

"Teacher Zhang formidable might! Must enter Writer's Association!"

Everyone launched a solidarity, Zhang Ye's works are one after another, one is more wonderful than the other, Beijing Writer's Association has not responded yet, it is too chilling!

But what Zhang Ye pays attention to is their nickname and description of one's own!

face-smacking professional households?

Your sister's face-smacking professional account!

Why my nickname is so bad!