I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 122: 【face-smacking Professional Accountant is back! 】

The auditorium.

"judges Teacher?"

"Okay, the final is over."

"Okay, the score already is calculated."

"I announced that this year's Beijing couplet competition won ... Teacher Zhang Ye"

With the sound of Host, the audience below burst into warm applause, and screamed, the following is very lively. Even at the player's seat next to the podium, many contestants of the Literary Federation convincedly applauded Zhang Ye. Some also smiled and gave him a thumbs up. Zhang Ye deserves everyone's praise, which is also The weirdest couplet in all these years, competition, why is it weird? That ’s useless, because all the questions were answered by Zhang Ye alone, so this time there is only Zhang Ye a champion, and the runner-up and third place did not appear at all, and the other 49 contestants all scored zero points.

Isn't it worth applause?

Isn't this admirable yet?

Only Dalei didn't do much, no applause.

Many people from Zheng Anbang and Beijing Writer's Association are not very good, and they didn't give Zhang Ye a little applause, they all one's own bowed to one's own, and their gas was very small.

Zhang Ye saw this scene and smiled coldly.

Female Host people smiled and said, "Please Teacher Zhang to go on stage to receive the prize."

Zhang Ye got up, walked to the side and walked to go on stage, smiled at the two Host.

There, Old Qian and the other two judgess also came up. The trophies were prepared in advance, but three were prepared. When the staff got them, Old Qian only took one of them, and the other two runners-up were obviously used. No, to be honest, they are also the first time to present a prize that is so powerful. One person has completely overwhelmed all the players with an overwhelming advantage, which is unprecedented in the couplet competition.

"Teacher Little Zhang, Congratulations." Old Qian gave him the trophy.

Zhang Ye took it over and said, "Thank you for your approval, judges Teacher."

Old Qian laughed: "It's not our affirmation, this is the honor you won, and no one can say anything about I Believe, this is the most unsuspecting couplet competition championship"

The audience is laughing, Yes, it is really the most suspenseful session.

Female Host Humane: "Teacher Zhang, would you like to say a few words of winning?"

"Well, are you sure you want me to speak?" Zhang Ye blinked.

Male Host people er, what else is uncertain? Does n’t everyone who wins say something? Thank friends, thank leaders, thank parents and the like?

Female Host people know what Zhang Ye means, "This ..."

"Well then I say a few words." Zhang Ye turned to face everyone, paused for a second, he said: "I remember before ... someone said I cheated?"

Everyone laughs again, it's all a joke.

Only those who are left with Beijing Writer's Association have bad expressions, and they say you are not over? Did you mention it after all? Why do you have such a small belly?

But Zhang Ye is actually the master of a small belly chicken intestine. Some people do n’t want him to mention it, but the more they want to mention it, "I want to know who reported me and I want to ask on the stage before The Beijing Writer's Association comrades I cheated, the judges Teacher comrades and the literary comrades did not find out, and finally let me enter the competition. Why did you say that I cheated as soon as to go on stage? "You stared at the Writer's Association in the audience. Young man, "Do you have to apologize to me? Is this the most basic courtesy?"

The young man stared at him darkly, paralysis, I apologize? Why?

A woman from Wenlian looked at him, "Xiaowu, you really should explain it to everyone."

"Apologize to Xiaowu." Another Wenlian person said: "This is live broadcast. Everyone is watching it. The words on your stage before are really inappropriate, too arbitrary, and their reputation for Teacher Zhang. It has caused an impact, which is that Teacher Zhang Ye reversed the situation and proved that his one's own did not cheat, and then it was unsuccessful. In your words, already is enough to destroy a person.

The young man named Wu just didn't go, and closed his eyes deadly.

Zhang Ye smiled, "Today is the couplet competition. It doesn't matter if you don't apologize, I will send you a couplet."

Send couplets?

Do you still send couplets at this time?

Everyone is a little embarrassed, and also curious about what Zhang Ye wants to say.

Zhang Ye next moment said: "Mice are old regardless of their size." Because they are all called mice

The next sentence Lianer, Zhang Ye smiled and said: "The turtle has a male and female surname Wu" because they are all called turtles.

The young man named Wu heard that he almost vomited three liters. Zhang Ye, you Uncle, you were too cruel. He was so angry that his face was green. This is live broadcast. This is hundreds of thousands of people watching it in public. Scolding one's own like this? The young man can't wait to find a place to drill in. He thought he wouldn't apologize if he didn't apologize for life and death. What can you do? But he forgot that this person was not an ordinary person, but the infamous Zhang Ye man who dared to openly scold the leader and scold the unit during the silver microphone Awards ceremony. At this moment, the youth really regretted it. paralysis, I already knew this, I might as well go up and apologize, ah me

Male Host listened, "Teacher Zhang"

Female Host people are not surprised. She knows the bad points of Zhang Ye. She just hurriedly touched her shoes with Zhang Ye. She whispered dumbfounded and said, "Teacher you ..."

The audience is also stunned

But Zhang Ye is not finished yet, continue: "This competition was recommended by Beijing Writer's Association for me to win this championship. I also want to thank them. Thanks for choosing me to support my Writer's Association unit. I also gave one Couplet. "After saying a sentence, read directly," The bull's head is full of dragon horns. "

This sentence is quite common, and no one sees the problem.

But the Zhang Ye's affiliation made everyone faint, "Which dog mouth ever vomited ivory"

Leaders and members of Beijing Writer's Association: "..."

The people of Wenlian covered their mouths and laughed. They thought it was very interesting, and they scolded wicked too.

Zhang Ye must be scolded, of course, it can be seen from his participation this time, none of the Beijing Writer's Association group of people have settled down, they have made one's own everywhere, and played around with tricks. If it was not for Zhang Ye, they would have been destroyed. With his reputation, he was almost ruined by his career as an artist. If the stain of cheating is settled on Zhang Ye, he will never be able to wash it all his life. What kind of hatred is this? He naturally has to find his way back

Scolding?

I'm not damned.

What happened to live broadcast? It's you guys who scold

At this time, Beijing Writer's Association Vice Chairman Meng Dongguo did not know when he came out from the background.When he heard Zhang Ye openly fired at them Writer's Association, he suddenly became furious, no matter whether live broadcast or live broadcast. Zhang Ye carried it, he also said: "Zhang Ye, can't you pair up with couplets? Then I will also give you a question, you listen to me, two monkeys in the deep mountains, the little monkey dare to saw?" This uplink is homophonic, and "pair saw" is also "pair sentence", which is scolding Zhang Ye

Zhang Ye is happy. This happened to him when he searched and remembered. The counterattack immediately said: "Then you can listen to me. Once the horse is trapped in the mud, how can the old animal get out of the hoof?" Ask a question

"OK"

"That's beautiful"

"Hahahaha is killing me"

"Teacher Zhang Ye is god"

Some people can't help laughing out loud

Meng Dongguo: "... mn) * mn"

The skill of Vice Chairman Meng's couplet is not so deep, otherwise he has already participated in the competition, so he can't match Zhang Ye at all. He will lose as soon as take action.

But Zhang Ye didn't let him go, "Since you asked the question, then I will also ask a question, one two three four five six seven

Hey?

What's the problem?

Few couples are stuck on the seventh, and it is also one-two-three-four-five-seven-seven-eight-eighth to go out of the couplet? Why did you forget a character?

Then Zhang Ye looked at him, "Is it right? Then I'll give you an affiliate, filial piety, honesty, integrity, integrity, integrity

Not right

The second link is not right.

Filial Piety, Faithfulness, Honesty and Honesty? Shame? Why is there no shame?

But where are there fools? A few contestants pondered for a moment, and then analyzed the metaphor of this couplet, staggeringly, "The Alliance has forgotten one? The Alliance has lost one of its shame, this is ... Forget (Wang) Eight shameless? I sweat "

Wang Ba?

Shameless?

Meng Dongguo lung almost blew up your surname Zhang.

Male Host people are sweating and hurriedly persuade: "Two Teacher, two Teacher, say a few words, say a few words, the camera is still ..." This is the literati swearing without dirty words

Meng Dongguo ignored it, and said directly to Zhang Ye: "In this case, you blatantly abused Beijing Writer's Association, abused our Writer's Association staff, abused and recommended your unit? Okay, okay, I can now clearly put the words here, People like you, no matter how talented we are, we wo n’t accept Beijing Writer's Association "

Are you going to Evildoer?

You guys are right?

When you want to step on me, step on me. As soon as you fight back, you start to press me again? Just because you are authoritative, do you all have reason? Pull your mom down

Zhang Ye is ridiculous. He shook the microphone in the handshake and looked at the Beijing Writer's Association person who was angry or speechless. He said the last paragraph. This paragraph is an oil poem. The source is his. The world famous Crosstalk performing artist-Guo Degang. Guo Degang's oiling poems are a must in the world of Zhang Ye, and there is a lot of controversy, especially the one who scolded Beijing TV Station for his leadership has aroused criticism from many in the industry, but Zhang Ye today chose Lao Guo's other famous oiling poem, which was Spring Festival at Guo Degang The passage written after the rejection was very flavorful and interesting.

"The wind is faint, the fog is hazy. The grass is mad, it is difficult to distinguish the Yedian platform. The plum blossoms are cut out, and the desolation is outside the wall. The ice is like jade, and the silver branches are buried. Snow-white, open-minded and unscrupulous, and traveled all over the rivers to return from the concubine, and the poems become too narrow after drinking. "

So far, many people don't understand.

What kind of poem? Oil poem?

Zhang Ye will still play poems? It ’s really their first time listening

However, they all understood the poems below Zhang Ye, and they all laughed one by one, "The wind makes the bamboo sound go to Xiaoyuan, and the moon shifts the flowers to shine on the Yao stage. It ’s full of fame and fortune. Dementia. ”Here, Zhang Ye squinted his eyes and looked at Meng Dongguo, and those of Writer's Association,“ And let the drunken eyes open, let your success or failure… ”Ha whispered:“ I do n’t love to come ”

You do n’t like it either?

As soon as they said they would not let you join the club, you came here with such a poem?

Hahaha is so good. I do n’t like it. Many viewers listened to it all at once