I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 703: [Than poetry? 】
The competition begins.
Everyone? While eating, Hee Hee is getting better and better. The problem has not yet come out. The male Teacher group and the female Teacher group already are starting to grab things.
"Don't grab it!"
"This is our haha!"
"Drop my chicken wings!"
"Sweat, this is what I just roasted. How did it become yours?"
"Can't grab them, Teacher Zhang will help!"
"Ms. Do n’t understand first!"
"Wow, scallops are delicious! Scallops are delicious!"
At the end, the crowd stood in two waves, one in front of the grill near the north and the other on the other side. The two teams were clearly separated and no one showed weakness. Although it was a game, it was also a relaxing link. , But either side is eager to win the other side, everyone also has a sense of teamwork and a sense of honor-well, except for Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye has no interest in this kind of competition.
Zhang Ye does not care who cares about eating. In the flowers, he only has one location for one's own. If he loses, he drinks for the female Teacher group. The others have nothing to do with him.
"Come on!"
"Don't grab it, compare it."
"Which side is the first question?"
"Ms."
"OK."
"Then we'll get out first."
"Old rules, choose three referee first, referee decides whether to win or lose."
Finally, there were three Teacher volunteering to be referee. Everyone did not choose. They decided on them directly. One of them was Li Rui from the language group, one was a male from the Foreign Language Institute Teacher, and one was a professor at Tsinghua University Now basically already retired around 60 years old Teacher.
referee is in place.
The female Teachers answered each other and came up with the first question, "In the first round of the question, we will sing a Solitaire, each one will sing, and the next person will sing the last word of the previous song. "This is an old project. It must be ordered every time. It is also an area that female Teachers are good at.
The morale of the male Teacher is not lost.
"OK!"
"Come here!"
Singing Solitaire begins.
The first female Teacher group sang Su Na. "What time will there be tomorrow ..." is an Zhang Ye song. She sings well, but fortunately she did not run away.
The history of a young man over Teacher, Teacher, took a step forward, "Suddenly a rain fell in my heart ..."
A female Teacher with a smiling Hee Hee expression in the female Teacher group sang, "I don't know where to go in the middle ..."
One person at a time, with equal fanfare.
Until the scene entered the stage of fever, the victory and defeat were separated in an accident. A member of the female Teacher group sang a lyrics, and the ending of the lyrics fell on the word "kiln". Now, the next male Teacher who took the chant was not connected for a long time.
It's been more than five seconds.
Three referee announced that the female Teacher group won.
Female Teacher go to the city first, they celebrate with high fives!
"Win!"
"Hee Hee, too easy!"
"ChuTeacher has made great achievements."
"Drink and drink!"
"I'm willing to lose!"
The male Teacher who did not pick up the song took the bottle of beer frowning, grunted and drank it very hard. At first glance, he didn't drink much. After drinking, his wine spirit also came up a little, and said: "It is time for us to ask questions in the next round, our question is better than imitation." He said the question so quickly. Obviously, the former female Teacher discussed At the time of the question, the men's Teacher also thought about it.
A female Teacher asked, "What do you imitate?"
The man Teacher said: "Imitate the action expression, one person does the action, the other person imitates, and then swaps, which side does not imitate, even if you lose."
"This is fresh."
"I have never played this before."
"Okay, no problem."
"Accept your challenge, come!"
The female Teachers are mostly confident.
The first action, a long-prepared male Teacher came out with a smile, leaned to the ground, and did a one-handed push-up arm bending to support the action. This action is not even possible with Zhang Ye, this It is a support for Strength and related muscles, which is impossible for ordinary people.
Result? There are talented women on the Teacher side. A young female Teacher with a thin Xiaoxiao walks silently to the center of the field. She supports the ground with her two hands and presses her body to try. At the end, she quickly withdraws her left hand and learns from a man. The Teacher posture left his left hand behind his back, and he really did a one-hand push-up and persisted for a second, but because Strength did not work, that is, he did it for one second. The person did not insist on time, but it was still complete. Already.
The men Teacher are amazed again and again.
"I sweat!"
"Does this work?"
"Which Teacher is this?"
"I know her, not the university Teacher. She is the deputy leader of the Chinese teaching group in a key high school. When she was a teenager, she seemed to have practiced dance or something, and she was in good physical condition."
"It's too fierce!"
"I can't do this!"
The female Teacher is clapping too!
"Library Teacher is so cool!"
"Library Teacher, great!"
"Haha!"
Then Teacher, who does n’t know whether it ’s the surname Ku or Ku, got up and took the next action, a big fork broke down, "Who's coming?"
The splitting action is relatively normal, but it is for female comrades(s), which has excellent physical flexibility. For a **** man, even if the body is very flexible, the splitting is too difficult.
However, there is no shortage of talents in male Teacher.
"I try." A skinny male Teacher came out, he adjusted for a long time, and slowly pressed the fork down, but in the end he couldn't get down anymore. Come with two people to help me, give me a press, I should be fine. "
Two people came up to help.
Press!
Press again!
It really went on!
The male Teacher team cheers!
"Pretty!"
"Hu Teacher is desperate!"
"Good job!"
"I heard that Little Hu has practiced Taekwondo amateurly, it seems true."
"Little Hu ligaments are quite long!"
The man Teacher got up under the help of others, and his feet were a little swaying. This made him feel so painful, and almost killed him.
Then, the victory and defeat appeared on the next male Teacher. As soon as the action of Teacher came out, the female Teacher fainted. I saw the man opened his mouth and spit out his tongue. And, going up, he slowly licked his nose of one's own.
"crap!"
"Does this work?"
"This is amazing!"
"..."
"It's over!"
The female Teacher are extremely speechless. After countless attempts by countless people, it is unsuccessful, let alone licking the nose of one's own. Many people in the area can't lick it.
referee smiled and announced that the second round of the male Teacher group won.
Su Na beckoned: "Teacher Zhang, stop eating, come and drink."
Zhang Ye Then put down the scorpion shell in your hand and look back, "Lose it?"
One girl, Teacher, said, "I lost, I'm counting on you."
Zhang Ye Oh came over and picked up a bottle of beer, brewed it a few times, and grunted and drank it in one breath, because it was too fast to drink, it was also a little shaking, it had the effect of alcohol and ice. The beer is too cold!
The competition is fierce.
In the third game, the female Teacher team won.
In the fourth game, the male Teacher team won.
Until the sixth game, the two sides are still tied, three to three.
Zhang Ye also already drank three bottles of cold beer. His alcohol content almost meant it. At this time, he couldn't drink it anymore.
Others are all happy, they are happy and laughter.
"Teacher Zhang is not working?"
"Haha, Little Zhang can't drink anymore, let's work harder."
"Or the seventh game will be decided."
"Agree, we will win the seventh game!"
"Who's the title?"
"Question 7, to be fair, referee come out."
"OK."
"Yes!"
"It's all here!"
The consensus was passed and the final game was decided.
The three referees started to communicate, and murmured for a long time. At last, the title came out. Li Rui of the language group stepped forward and said with a smile: "We discussed the final topic and decided Let everyone compare ... Poems, Songs, Fu, and the title. It is said that we lived in the mountain where a husband and wife lived before, and a good story came out. Then we should take a picture and the scope of the title is limited to Regarding couples, you can write any poems, and if you write a poem, who is neat, who is sophisticated, and whose mood is good, then which side wins. "
Poetry?
Everyone was surprised.
Li Rui in referee is a member of the language proposition group, and even other Teachers who are not in the language group are so familiar with the poem level of Zhang Ye. It is impossible for Li Rui not to know that this is an area that Zhang Ye is good at. Zhang Ye was first famous That ’s what it is. In this way, Li Rui and referee are a team that is biased towards women Teacher. Want them to win more? But it ’s not right. A few people know that Li Rui ’s poems about Zhang Ye are not particularly cold. When Zhang Ye and challenge of the Literature circle went together, Li Rui and many other colleagues have ironically sacrificed Zhang Ye online, and Li Ruihe Teacher of several language groups, such as Liao Qi and Ma Qi, have taken the time in the college entrance examination, and have privately commented on Zhang Ye many times in private. I feel that his level of Literature is deified, although the level of Zhang Ye is definitely very high. It ’s high, but they do n’t seem to think that Zhang Ye can reach the level that everyone thinks. He thinks he ca n’t reach that level. At the top of the Literature circle pyramid, there are only a few Masters with great results. Many people take Zhang Ye and those Literature everyone compares, they don't think Zhang Ye is enough for this qualification.
What does this question mean?
Suddenly, Liao Qi stood up, "I'll come this time!"
Everyone at a glance suddenly realized that they understood seven or eight points. No wonder Li Rui chose the title of poetry, song, and poetry. It turned out that some people in the language group were not satisfied with Zhang Ye. I wanted to take this opportunity to try him in an interview and touch Zhang Ye. This is already prepared, and their questions are more subtle. Everyone knows that Zhang Ye has a high level in the field of swearing poems such as satire and decapitation, and they did not dare to dare to dare. In this regard, I had a hard time with Zhang Ye, so I chose a "couple" title. This kind of poetry topic was hardly shown in the previous Zhang Ye works. They wanted to restrict the play of Zhang Ye and win him.