I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 716: 【Zhang Ye, you really won! 】
Zhang Ye Weibo.
Question 1: Composition.
The title is as follows:
A young man wanders by the sea, feeling unhappy.
"What's the matter?" an old man asked.
The young man said that he did his best in self-conduct, but he couldn't get recognition and respect.
"I'm optimistic." The old man picked up a grain of sand and threw it away, "Can you find it?"
The young man shook his head with a bitter smile.
"Then I still have a bead." The old man took out a huge pearl, weighed it, and threw it on the beach. "It's not hard to find? It has become a pearl, and no one will ignore you."
The title is Zhang Ye typed line by line.
Many netizens saw this, and already smiled slightly.
"It's too easy!"
"This time the title is very traditional."
"This composition question is pretty good. I ’ve heard this little story for the first time. It looks simple, but it ’s very philosophical. This question is very good even as this year ’s college entrance examination question. The idea is clear. Candidates reflect on and extend this story, and write an essay around their own values and social respect, which can be cut from the point of pearl and sand, or from hard work and ... "
Netizens are pointing at the analysis of the mountains and rivers, and the following topics suddenly come to an end.
—— No one ignores me when I become a pearl? Makes sense, the young man meditates for a while, then picks up the pearl and runs away! Requirement: Please write an essay on "Where is the most basic trust between people", no matter the subject matter, no less than 800 words.
Seeing this, all netizens are stupid!
"Fuck!"
"The most basic trust between people ..."
"What a turning point this is!"
"Zhang Ye you-big-man!"
"Tell good self-worth and social recognition? Tell stories of good sand and pearl shears that are constantly messing up? Why the **** did he take the pearl away? Hey! Would you be so unruly! Ah! I said earlier that co-authoring has nothing to do with the topic! "
"Zhang Ye you are a pit!"
"Alas! Laugh!"
"Fuck, let this hangman pit again!"
As soon as this question came out, everyone jumped on the motherfucker. I have seen extraordinary's composition questions. I have never seen such a extraordinary. Is this a language question or a paragraph?
"Why do I say Zhang Ye vowed to give this reward!"
"Yes, this question cannot be answered at all!"
"Who can't answer? I'll come!"
"Yes, isn't it the most basic trust between people? I write one!"
already Some netizens charged.
"Come on the second question!"
"What about the second question?"
"I won't believe it!"
"Yes, today we have consumed this product! I'm so angry!"
...
Wu Family.
The front yard is on the lawn.
Wu Zeqing smiled after seeing the title of Zhang Ye on the screen, and said, "You, no wonder someone scolds you."
Zhang Ye said, "This is how everyone likes me."
Old Wu: "Really?"
"Of course." Zhang Ye said on his mouth, but he didn't stop, already started to enter the next question.
...
weibo.
While waiting for countless netizens, the second question came as expected.
Math question(s):
It is known that there are 50 people performing square dance Aunt, the square matrix interval is 1 meter per person, and the square dance on the stereo is 170 dB. Xiaoming lived on the 7th floor and the wind speed was 3ms.
Netizens started to analyze the subject again.
"Math question(s) is coming!"
"Ask how long will Voice pass? Or something else?"
"A square of 50 people is one meter apart? Well, decibels are more troublesome, and wind speed?"
“If you do n’t consider resonance and energy loss, it ’s not difficult to solve this problem.”
"I started to calculate already. It is very easy. It depends on what the title asks."
As a result, the next question of the title comes out the next second.
Q: The probability of Xiao Ming's success in pouring dung to Aunt square dancers.
Ah? ?
Netizens fainted on the diaphragm!
"Scumming? Why is scumming?"
"I pour your sister Zhang Ye!"
"What about Voice spread?"
"Let me calm down, I'm a little dizzy!"
"Co-authoring this **** is a probability question, hello?"
"Zhang, why don't you play cards according to the routine!"
"I try this question, and I do n’t believe in evil! The weight of the stool is unknown, and the initial strength and initial Speed are unknown. The Aunt in the problem is an area, and the stool is also a gradual area during the fall process. Let's first set up the coordinate axis, Xiaoming is on the Z axis, Aunt is on the XY axis ... and then calculate the parabola ... "
"fucking awesome upstairs!"
"Brother, it's up to you!"
"keep it up, I like you."
The bull who has science will go and calculate!
At this time, the third question given by Zhang Ye came out.
Title: Spring is a good season for mating. Beijing time On the vernal equinox day at 6 pm, police officer Little Li looked up at 38 degrees and saw the North Star, and then led the team into an underground sales-kinky-nest-point. Excuse me, this is the most likely to be called out by the puppets in the room What is the sentence?
A: Forehead drops a kidney
B: Dilei Loumou
C: I want to spread it
D: Xiba
Netizens already have countless grass and mud horses running by!
"What kind of question! What kind of question!"
"Why does your mother have eight seats!"
"The ghost knows what to say!"
"Who can solve this!"
Then the last question of Zhang Ye has arrived.
Question 4: A BMW car with a rated power of 6.0 multiplied by 104W is driven on a horizontal road, and the brake is stopped at a distance of 5 meters from the old Grandma. It is known that the old Grandma weighs 50 kg.
With top three times of experience, netizens have learned to be clever this time, no one answered, and no one has analyzed the problem in advance, because already has been three times, and everyone is waiting for Zhang Ye to finish the last Ask the question.
Here comes the question.
? Q:
1: Find the ground-fall power of the old Grandma.
2: How much does the old Grandma cost?
Netizen: "... (