I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 856: 【Wonderful! 】

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Many people in the Crosstalk world are still scolding Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai, especially led by some old artists in the Crosstalk world and Tang Dazhang's Crosstalk company. This wave of people is the most scolded.

An old Crosstalk actor: "Crosstalk will never admit him!"

People who like Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai Crosstalk also scolded them.

Suddenly, someone called out.

"Ah, recording!"

"What recording?"

"What's up??"

"Someone posted a recording! Beijing TV Station Spring Festival rehearsal!"

"Really Yes! Shit, Crosstalk of Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao!"

"Oh, who sent Hero?"

"Too powerful! I'll listen first!"

"Give a link! Where is it?"

"Hahaha, I saw it too, listen again!"

...

The people at the rehearsal were not informed.

Crosstalk continues.

Zhang Ye said faintly: "So, Crosstalk is a cure for all diseases, especially for prostate patients.

Yao Jiancai: "Hi."

Zhang Ye: "But friends who want to go to the scene have to pay attention. All the Crosstalk specials of Tang Teacher usually set up a plate with the door and write a line of scarlet: Non-swimming association members enter carefully."

Yao Jiancai said: "I only know that I have to learn to swim before listening to Crosstalk!"

Zhang Ye nodded earnestly: "Yes, the threshold is high. Listening to Crosstalk also has a threshold. This is a highly dangerous art." For some paragraphs, Zhang Ye was remembered by Memory Search Capsule, and for some paragraphs, it was him one's own on the spot, now edited, now modified.

The audience laughs!

"Hahahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai shook his head and said, "You mouth, it's too wicked."

Zhang Ye said: "But their reputation is also high."

Yao Jiancai said hi, "What fame is there at this level?"

Zhang Ye: "Yes, there was a prostate patient listening to Crosstalk last time. Then big sister gave Tang Teacher a pennant."

Yao Jiancai: "big sister? Where are women? (Hey, sick!"

Zhang Ye: "No?"

Yao Jiancai: "Women don't have this disease."

Zhang Ye: "Anyway, I sent Tang Teacher a pennant."

Yao Jiancai: "What pennant?"

Zhang Ye: "There are four big characters written on it-Miao-hand-kinky-heart!"

Laughing below!

Yao Jiancai quickly stopped, "That's a wonderful heart!"

Zhang Ye made a long and long cry, "It may be that I remember wrong, I'm sorry, I have limited learning, anyway, I just envy people."

Yao Jiancai: "Yes?"

Zhang Ye: "Say Crosstalk really makes money."

Yao Jiancai: "Really?"

Zhang Ye aspires: "And this industry is also good, especially united!"

Crosstalk solidarity?

The following people all started to coax!

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

Although it was a rehearsal, the staff at the scene and the members of the review team Spring Festival program were very face-loving and very upset. They shouted naturally when they spoke, and then they all laughed!

...

The outside world.

Tang Dazhang home.

Tang Dazhang is rehearsing program these days and it is very busy. Many people in and out of the house are doing sprints for program of Spring Festival every day.

At this time, a Crosstalk industry peer speaks call.

"Old Tang!"

"Oh, Old Sun."

"You're online!"

"I'm taking my apprentice to rehearse, what's wrong?"

"Zhang Ye was exposed on Crosstalk of Beijing Spring Festival!"

“Ah?”

"This grandson is scolding again!"

"What ??"

After Tang Dazhang hung up the phone, his apprentice and some of his peers also heard it. They all looked like a sink and went online to find them. They wanted to see what Zhang Ye would say on Beijing Spring Festival, curse? Spring Festival like live broadcast program, he dare to curse?

How is that possible!

? On the other side.

Several Crosstalk veteran Senior's homes also remembered ringing telephones.

"Xu, Xu Master, Zhang Ye is doing something!"

"What happened to him?"

"Hurry up and watch the Internet!"

...

Live.

Yao Jiancai smiled, "Hey."

Zhang Ye: "This industry is also good-hearted and goes out every day to do good deeds!"

Yao Jiancai: "What is good?"

Zhang Ye raised his hand. "For example, the year before the Earthquake, the Crosstalk community went to donate. Several old Crosstalk artists took their apprentice Sun Shila Lala more than 100 people to Red Cross Society, and said for the first old artist. : We say that although Crosstalk comes quickly and easily, the conditions are also limited, and it is not as good as the big bosses with billions or billions of assets.

Yao Jiancai nodded, "This is true."

Zhang Ye: "Let's donate 350 million, and we can't get it."

Yao Jiancai shakes hands: "You don't have to do that much, you can do what you want."

Zhang Ye: "Yes, the three or five is a kind of mind, not comparable to others."

Yao Jiancai said, "Yes, there is no need to compare."

Zhang Ye: "Come, hold, these are my three pieces, and then an old artist follows me: 'And me, this is my three pieces', one after another."

Yao Jiancai dumbfounded: "Do you really donate three yuan?"

It's Crosstalk again!

Swearing on Crosstalk again!

A lot of people in the audience are refreshed. Especially with Xiao Lu Da Fei Brother Hou, they are the most trembling and the laughter is the biggest!

Zhang Ye grabbed a hand: "After donating money, this group of people took a dozen candles from others and lit them, holding them in their hands, whoever came over fists and shouted 'Strong'. "

Yao Jiancai: "Well, donate three dollars to light a dozen candles? And how can one take a dozen?"

Zhang Ye looked at him strangely, "Not all of them, just order one, leaving ten candles in the pocket and taking them away."

Yao Jiancai: "Ah? Did you bring it? Then they made money this time!"

Laughter after laughter!

At this time, a staff member came to find Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang and wanted to talk about a program arrangement on the main stage.

"Leader Chang, over there ..."

Before speaking, Chang Xiaoliang was interrupted. He didn't even look at him. He raised his hand and said, "I'll wait for something to talk about, finish this!" Staring at the stage without blinking.

The man stood there and listened.

Zhang Ye: "After a while, a group of farmers migrant worker(s) friends came, and one person donated a thousand."

Yao Jiancai: "Oh, so many?"

Zhang Ye: "People in the Crosstalk world punched their fists: 'Strong'!"

Yao Jiancai: "Hi."

Zhang Ye: "Next, a Class Teacher came with a group of elementary school students, one donated five thousand!"

Yao Jiancai: "Every elementary school student donates five thousand?"

Zhang Ye: "People in the Crosstalk world stood with candles on their sides:‘ Strong ’!”

Yao Jiancai roll one's eyes, "No need for them."

Zhang Ye: "In the end, a group of women came from the staff of the special service profession in the concert hall. The one who was shy was called beautiful."

Yao Jiancai: "What kind of profession is this!"

Zhang Ye: "They each donated 50,000!"

Yao Jiancai said, "Do you donate so much?"

Zhang Ye: "But the staff of Red Cross Society showed a disgusting expression, and they said at the time: 'Take it back, your money is not clean'!"

The people in the audience listened with wide eyes, not knowing what to do.

Zhang Ye then said: "As a result, the old artists in the Crosstalk world were in a hurry, and blushed their necks and shouted," How are you not clean! That is all our hard-earned money! "

As soon as this comes out, the next time laughs crazy!

"Oh!"

"Hard money?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh! I'm angry! I'm angry!"

"Hahahahaha Ha!"

Yao Jiancai trust, "Oh, co-authored them to donate the big heads there!" Three points and seven points, the old saying in the Crosstalk world is actually not to say that the actor is better than main speaker actors are important. It is not to say that it is more difficult to hold a actor than main speaker technique. It is to see if a pedestal can achieve the best results. The "holding" of holding actor occupies a large proportion. The effect of this stem will be greater!

heard a sound, everyone burst into tears!

There are a few Beijing TV Station staff members who are not watching program in the auditorium at work, but can hear program, even holding their stomachs, they ca n’t laugh anymore, and their work is put down Now, all looked at the stage here, listening to Zhang Ye curse.

Dong Shanshan and the Male Host people are also smiling with flowers!

There are people playing cards below. Their program has five minutes left.

In fact, Zhang Ye has always been watching the countdown. He will adjust the paragraph according to time at any time. "So, I will also learn Crosstalk later."

Yao Jiancai laughed: "You said Crosstalk too?"

Zhang Ye was depressed: "But when I came here, I found that Crosstalk is too hard to say. This industry is too fiercely competitive. You just talk to the two on the stage. You can't do anything else."

Yao Jiancai said strangely, "Why?"

Zhang Ye: "Everybody has new tricks, and some Crosstalk actors, please have a group of women who say drums to accompany them on the platform and sing music."

Yao Jiancai: "Ah? There is this kind of Crosstalk?"

Big drum book?

Women?

The first people in time thought, this is not Crosstalk of Tang Dazhang Spring Festival!

Zhang Ye: "Women are all wearing cheongsams." His hands were compared to the underarms of one's own. "The cheongsam is full of air, it's all open to the armpit!"

Yao Jiancai was shocked: "Good guy, didn't you come out after you approved the curtains?"

Zhang Ye snorted and pointed with a hint, "I don't know why, the tickets on both sides are selling really well!"

"Hahaha!"

"Oh!"

"Oh !!!!"

The crowd laughed again!

Yao Jiancai pouted: "Hey, I don't know if it's the drum or thigh!"

"Ah!"

"Hahahaha!"

Some people are tired of laughing, but they can't stop at all!

Zhang Ye sighed and said: "Later, a friend told me that you ca n’t do this. If you want to be popular, you have to be CCTV Spring Festival if you want to become famous! On Spring Festival, you are red all night!"

CCTV Spring Festival?

Hu Fei!

Yao Jiancai: "This is it."

Zhang Ye: "Others, I know Director of CCTV Spring Festival, introduced me to the past, Director looked at me, and said that already is full here. Without your position, you must follow it. Do the hygiene, send the box lunch, come, walk the dog for me! You have to walk the dog, wicked! "

Yao Jiancai: "It's a drama."

Zhang Ye: "Take him a dog walk every day, just break the dog, take a step and stop, take a step and stop. I went to the lead watch shop. I said, master, look at this and take a step by step. Matter? The master said it doesn't matter, just wipe the sludge. "

Yao Jiancai: "Hey! Is it muddy!"

Zhang Ye: "It's repaired, Director is broken, oh, this dog is so long time, no one can fix it, you're done, you are my confidant, you stay here."

Yao Jiancai: "That's all right."

Zhang Ye: "Wait every day, which job I can come and which job I can come to. Hey, there is a Crosstalk with four hundred people talking on the Spring Festival site, I can come."

Yao Jiancai: "What? Four hundred people?"

This is obviously ironic that Tang Dazhang is going to be Spring Festival's Crosstalk!

One time, people below look even more vigorous!

Xiao Lu patted his thigh and laughed!

Da Fei shouted again and again: "It's wonderful! It's wonderful! Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye said: "That's four hundred people."

Yao Jiancai shook his head, "It's impossible, there is no such Crosstalk."

Zhang Ye glanced at him, "Why not? What does one say?"

Yao Jiancai: "Single-port Crosstalk."

Zhang Ye: "What about two people?"

Yao Jiancai: "The counterpart Crosstalk."

Zhang Ye: "Three people?"

Yao Jiancai: "Group mouth Crosstalk."

Zhang Ye said: "So, what is the name of the four hundred people together?"

Yao Jiancai asks, "What's your name?"

Zhang Ye replied: "It's called Crosstalk of Spring Festival!"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes?"

Zhang Ye: "Only CCTV Spring Festival has this program."

Yao Jiancai: "Hi."

Spring Festival's Crosstalk? ?

Everybody's mouth is laughing, Hello, this is hacking CCTV Spring Festival together!

Zhang Ye Road: "A group of four hundred people, Crosstalk, all over the country who say Crosstalk are gathered there, and the platform they set up here is a rockery, here is a mountain stream, here is a swimming pool, first go up the plane, First throw down a hundred people who say Crosstalk, all with their parachute on their backs, stood and waved at the audience. One hundred were drilled in the water, and finally a main speaker was pulled by a car and said a word. Audience friends, let's meet again! '

Isn't this spoken by Tang Dazhang?

Hu Fei smiled bitterly, he didn't know what to say, he just knew that no one should offend the Zhang Ye kid. The mouth of this product is simply too dark!

Zhang Ye: "program officially started and everyone stood up. The main speaker said," I have to say a word, you have to turn it over to me, I am happy to give you the New Year, "and everyone said," I am very happy. Happy New Year to everyone !! With a bow, Crosstalk is finished. "

Yao Jiancai suddenly: "That's it?"

Zhang Ye patted his thigh excitedly, "I said this program is okay, you can come even without your eyes!"

Yao Jiancai said, "Yes."

"Hahaha!"

"Can you come without a heart? Oh!"

"I laughed to death!"

Zhang Ye said excitedly: "I'm here, I'm here. Director said that it's not possible now, these four hundred people have a history. Whoever quit you can do it for him, you know? I stare every day, wait, I ’m here if anyone does n’t come. The scene is busy, thousands of spectators are sitting there, I ’ll send it every day, there will be a rehearsal on the spot, there is an big sister childbirth, you said it was a mess, you hate me It ’s all born. Go home. Thousands of people are here.

Yao Jiancai: "Just Yes."

Zhang Ye: "I called for a car and carried her to the car. I had finished picking it up and it was all my business. The opportunity came that day."

Yao Jiancai: "What opportunity?"

Zhang Ye: "Isn't four hundred people Crosstalk thrown a hundred on the plane saying Crosstalk? One parachute is broken!"

Yao Jiancai startled: "Oops!"

Zhang Ye: "Slap! Fortunately!"

Yao Jiancai: "Okay?"

Zhang Ye: "... dead!"

Yao Jiancai fainted: "I am lucky to fall?"

It's another big laugh!

Zhang Ye hurriedly said: "The real one I look at, I turned my head to find Director, I'll come, this I'll come! As a result, Director came, you came late, push him down that person already For him! "

Yao Jiancai yelled: "This is too cruel!"

Zhang Ye: "Are you still alive, you guys, I haven't given me a chance at all, I've gone to my friend to complain about it, this is not okay, I have to work every day except work, and having children is me too Responsible, I take care of these, I have no chance! As a result, my friend said: You, just have a thin skin, want to become famous, and want to be Spring Festival, you have to learn to be thick-skinned, you have to be shameless. "

Yao Jiancai: “Ah?”

Spring Festival?

No face?

"Oh !!!!"

Snoring again! There are also wild laughter all around!

The chief laughs and covers his head, "This Little Zhang!"

A deputy director also laughed beside him. CCTV Spring Festival has a lot of inside information. This is all well-known. The words Zhang Ye just hit his laughter!

Only listening to the Zhang Ye on the stage thought: "How do you learn to be shameless? I thought for a moment, oh, it ’s OK to have a baby on the spot, big sister. Hey, thousands of people watched her give birth. ? "

Yao Jiancai smiled a moment, "Yeah, she's thick-skinned."

Zhang Ye punched her, "Yes, find her! I went straight to the hospital, and when she arrived at the hospital, she was crying, covering her face, oh, ohh, thousands of people, so the Spring Festival party is so Some people watch me give birth! "

Yao Jiancai laughed: "Hey, people know how to be ashamed."

Zhang Ye smiled: "I urge her quickly, I said it doesn't matter, it's nothing. That year, the Olympic bid was successfully held in Tiananmen Square. Some people lived with more than 20,000 children!"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes."

Zhang Ye: "As a result, when big sister heard it, it cried even more:" Oh, that's me! "

Yao Jiancai dumbfounded, "Ah? It's all her!"

"HahahahahaHa!"

time is here!

It just happened!

Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai bows with a smile!

At that moment, the tide of applause and laughter swallowed up the scene!

"OK!"

"Speak well!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Awesome!"

"Oh, I almost laughed at me!"

"Speak well!"

The director smiled and shook his head, wondering whether he should applaud him.

Chang Xiaoliang stands up and claps!

Brother Hou Younger Brother Hou Xiao Lu They are even screaming!

This Crosstalk, there is almost no idle time for the listeners. The whole process is a laugh!

Zhang Ye exits.

The Music song and dance sounded over the main stage, and the language program stage was temporarily idle.

A few people passed by, and the Male Host people immediately asked: "Teacher Zhang, Teacher Yao, what's the name of this Crosstalk?"

Zhang Ye smiled, "I'm going to Spring Festival!"

The Male Host person immediately gave a thumbs up, "I'm really convinced!"

"Good name!" Dong Shanshan also laughed when she heard it, and also gave Zhang Ye a thumbs up, "If you broadcast Crosstalk, you have to be angry with a few people in Crosstalk!"

Zhang Ye blinked, "Will I count as a civilian killer?"

Yao Jiancai pushed him and laughed: "What harm do you! In your eyes, your kid is the scourge!"

program is over.

Everyone is still interested!

Although everyone at Beijing TV Station knows that this is a rehearsal, it is not possible for them to carry this Crosstalk to live broadcast on the day of Spring Festival, but this does not prevent everyone from sending the warmest applause. This applause is for Crosstalk. The door is exquisite and artistic, and it also has the greatest respect for the two Teachers, Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai!

Great!

It's really exciting!

This art has been played by Zhang Ye! !!