I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 875: 【Zhang Ye ridicule Spring Festival (below)! 】

Countdown.

? Three.

Two.

One.

Spring Festival live broadcast officially starts!

First, a two-minute publicity short film was inserted. The short film was gorgeous and traditional. A-list workers from all walks of life appeared in the short film in various costumes, and finally concentrated on a spring festival. On the train, everyone clenched their fists and a few words appeared on the screen-the Spring Festival Gala.

The dance music is national Music. In Music, the actors are wearing red go on stage green, some dance Uyghur, some Dai dance, and Mongolian dance.

"Uh."

"Why do I have an unknown hunch?"

"Me too."

"mix-up? Khan."

"The composition of the staff is too complicated!"

"This opening dance is really" Spring Festival "!"

"Isn't it like this every year, hurry up, find a spot!"

"Secretaries, come on!"

already has a player go on stage, but the party has just begun. Everyone has not yet entered the state, and they have not found any good entry points. There are two ridicules and none.

At this time, the actors of the Mongolian dance are rotated to the front, and the place names in Inner Mongolia are played on the big screen at the back. Every time a place name is reached, there are locals wearing Mongolian robes riding horses or guarding yurt , Or in school, are all pictures of New Year.

"Secretary!"

"What about people?"

"Come on!"

"What's your fighting strength?"

"Who's going to start Spring Festival '" First Slot "!"

Surely, a ridicule appeared on weibo: "I'm from Inner Mongolia, I'm in Communism. I want to say that I explained to my friends for so many years. Taking a bath with milk and not wearing those Mongolian robes, it turned out that Spring Festival was broadcast, and my efforts for so many years were wasted. "

As soon as this ridicule comes out, everyone is laughing like crazy!

"Oh Hahahahaha!"

"Oh! It's so funny!"

"This mother is a professional ridicule player!"

"It looks professional at first sight!"

"Too great!"

"It sounded the first groove of the New Year!"

"Hahaha, laugh at me!"

"Oh, who is this Expert!"

"Let me see who sent this, it's too joking!"

As soon as netizens saw this person ’s name, time even laughed!

"Oh!"

"It's Zhang Ye!"

"Fuck is the Zhang Ye deity!"

"Laughing!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"It turned out to be Zhang Ye. I would say whoever is so fierce!"

"Come on! Teacher Zhang fires on Spring Festival again!"

"I said that the Spring Festival program group just issued such a highly targeted statement, basically pointing at the nose to say Zhang Ye, Zhang Ye is definitely not his style if he doesn't hit back!"

"Teacher Zhang has also joined the army of paragraph masters!"

"Zhang Ye formidable might!"

"Teacher Zhang is so good!"

With the addition of Zhang Ye, the army of slayers is very exciting!

If it is ridicule of other players, perhaps will not spread so fast, but this ridicule is from the hands of Zhang Ye. It is naturally conceivable to spread Speed. Zhang Ye's weibo fans is an extremely large number, which is a thousand. Just a little more, one time, the opening dance on TV is not over yet, this ridicule is spread all over the network on already!

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Grandma home.

Three sisters shouted: "Hahaha, brother you too bad!"

The second sister laughed, "Brother, are you really going to ridicule?"

"It's so classic!" The older sister also watched Weibo cover her mouth and laughed, "Our brother's mouth is very powerful! This ridicule is too professional, the entry point is accurate and harsh!"

Zhang Ye doesn't care. This is the essence of the world's netizens and players summed up-Hua, can't you? Can it be ruthless?

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The opening dance is over.

Host has started running!

Chen Ye is a big red dress, "welcome the festival every year!"

The Female Host person next to him yells, "The whole country celebrates the New Year!"

The lines of several Hosts are not new, they are all the old-fashioned New Year messages. The only difference from the previous Spring Festival is that the stage has changed, more gorgeous and more technological elements than before.

Soon, the second program opens.

It is also a program for song and dance, with Singing as the focus.

A big-name singer appeared and sang, "Our country, new weather!"

An Movies Celebrity comes on stage, "every year, new look."

An old Singing family sang, "People, very happy."

A soprano, "Qi Kua, communism-party."

This is the first new song. I do n’t know who wrote and composed the song. I have never heard of it before.

Netizens ridicule:

"This word is so positive!"

"Sweat, is there no other program?"

"I am almost asleep by already."

"Can you stop doing this? Why does this year's Spring Festival seem more boring than in previous years!"

"Too many slots, I don't even know how to vomit."

"Sketch is here!"

"Looking forward to language program!"

The third program finally ushered in the first Sketch of Spring Festival this year.

But the audience was even more dizzy when they saw it.

Sketch is called "This is a new policy", which tells about some problems and obstacles encountered by a couple of rural families because they go out to do business. Finally, because of the new policy approved by the state, things are done smoothly Now, before the end of Sketch, everyone boasted that the policy was good.

Netizens are mixed.

"Just make up."

"Just a few more jokes in the previous paragraph."

"Waffle, where did you laugh? I was speechless all the way!"

"Too boring! Not funny at all!"

"What is this Sketch?"

"Halo, different from what I expected!"

Then it was singing and dancing, and shouting slogans again. Finally, the first Crosstalk work also came. The group of sixty people from Correct Tang Dazhang Crosstalk group Crosstalk "Reunion of the Family"! It used to look like this? program appeared late, near zero, but later because of the pressure of public opinion and everyone's questioning too much, so the Spring Festival program group made a temporary adjustment to advance the Crosstalk of Tang Dazhang.

Language stage scene.

Tang Dazhang strode on stage with Senior Brother Junior Brother and apprentices.

As soon as Tang Dazhang came up, he smiled and waved to the audience, "Audience friends, let's meet again."

The applause is sparse. Many people are happy when they hear it. It is not how funny this sentence is, but many people think of the irony of Tang Dazhang in the paragraph of "I want to go to Spring Festival" in Zhang Ye.

"here, we're giving you New Year's greeting first!"

Sixty people simultaneously bowed and said in unison: "Good New Year!"

"Today is a good day."

"Yes."

"That's the day of the year."

"Yes."

Crosstalk started, two people said first, and later entered the song singing section, and the remaining more than 50 Crosstalk actors all joined together, including erhu, string players, and a few big drums. Book female comrades(s) also joined one after another, a Crosstalk made a majestic, singing and dancing!

Netizens are all silly.

"Is this Crosstalk?"

"How does it feel to be Singing program?"

"So boring!"

"The only smiles in it are old stalks from a few years ago. One stalk seems to be familiar, it seems that a stalk used by Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai has been modified!

"This is really a family reunion! I listen to pee!"

"The slogan is really bright, worse than I expected!"

"Tang Dazhang is getting older, and now already is getting worse and worse, and out of touch with the times."

"This year's Spring Festival seems to be with us. If anyone tells me that it is Spring Festival five years ago, I am convinced!"

"I finally know why Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai ca n’t get CCTV Spring Festival this year. It is obviously impossible for Teacher Zhang Teacher Yao to have the political-governance awareness of Tang Dazhang!"

A few programs have passed. Many people have lost their tempers!

The gangsters are showing their might.

Even Big Sabre Bro, the head of the Zhang Ye fans group, participated.

Fan Yingyun: "This night, people across the country can sleep peacefully, and mothers no longer have to worry about my insomnia!"

But among all ridicules from top to bottom, there is a ridicule voice that is particularly conspicuous, "Wonderful, too exciting! This year's Spring Festival, this is the best news webcast I have seen for more than 20 years. It abandons the conventional newscasting of a single oral broadcast plus image form, integrating songs, dances, Sketch, vcr and other forms. publicity explain the good policies of the party, the country Xiang Rong, the people live and work in peace, is another innovation of the news publicity Breakthroughs, brains, and deep implementation of the three closeness principles, it is worth learning and comprehension of all news publicity front comrades!

weibo Publisher:

—— Zhang Ye.

At a glance, the slayers are shocked!

"Fuck this is ridicule!"

"Teacher Zhang is bright again!"

"News hookup?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"I have a good evening party, how can you make you a news webcast! Haha!"

"This ridicule, what a **** god!"

"Tonight, Teacher Zhang has offended another group of people!"

After a few minutes, Host started playing couplets.

This Host is titled, "National Showtime Xiang Rong."

Chen Ye couplets, "People live and work in peace."

At this time, Zhang Ye sent Weibo again: "Tell you good news, good news. Comrades who can persist in watching this year's CCTV Spring Festival, there will be no troubles next year!"

"Hahaha!"

"Laughing!"

"Let you offend Zhang Ye! Look!"

"噗 Hahaha, I decided not to watch Spring Festival, I will be Zhang Ye and Weibo for Chinese New Year!"

At the end of the next program, the Host team came out again, thank the leaders, thank the audience for their persistence over the years, and thank the Spring Festival program team for their hard work.

Almost at the same time, ridicule of Zhang Ye came out again. "Thank you, everyone should thank this year's Spring Festival program group. It is you who made me realize the mistake of one's own. Tonight, we owe the last, last, last A deep apology for the last Spring Festival-sorry! "

"Sorry? Huh!"

"Oh, I can't do it!"

"Zhang Ye too bad!"

"already smiles at the computer! Hahahaha!"

"Yes, we all owe an apology to the last Spring Festival! They shouldn't have been scolded!"

"Would you be so funny!"

"Look at how Teacher Zhang hurts others, you really can't do it!"

"Crap, on the Kungfu that hurts people, who can compare with Teacher Zhang?"

"fucking awesome! At the critical moment, you still have to watch Teacher Zhang!"

Many of them are convinced. "It really is Zhang Ye. The writing and eloquence are both professional. They are not at the same level as our amateur masters!"

As soon as Duan Zi came out, he made a verdict.

Tonight, Zhang Ye is playing with the people, joining the ridicule army, and directly becoming the leader of the segmen. They made the best use of ridicule, spit a new height, and spit a new realm!

Spring Festival live broadcast continues.

Zhang Ye's ridicule is also continuing!

Every sentence of Host can be grasped by him, every detail of every program can be turned by Zhang Ye ridicule. Countless players have long halted already. It all depends on the first second of Zhang Ye from Spring Festival, ridicule to the last second of Spring Festival! Of course, there are also Zhang Ye without ridicule, such as Zhang Yuanqi, such as Zhang Xia, such as Sketch program of Ci Xiufang, but if the relationship between Zhang Ye is good, he did not say anything, this has always been the case ... not right for people!

The people laughed back and forth!

Zhang Ye's family is also dumbfounded .

Mother said: "Son, if you do n’t even eat dumplings, you just send weibo? Why are you so bored?"

Zhang Ye was shaking, "You just knew, I've been so boring!"

Three sisters lest the world be chaotic, "Brother, come again! Come again!"

Zhang Ye said: "I sent another one, please give me a thumbs up!"

"Received! Hahahaha!"

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Spring Festival is over.

When people in the Director group want to go online to see the response of netizens and the public to this Spring Festival, the moment when weibo is turned on, even several deputy Chief Director and staff such as Chief Director and Xu Yipeng are stupid! !!

What is this?

What's all this?

The crowd almost spit out old blood!

Zhang Ye! Fuck-you-big-man-ah!

You are too **** wicked. You!

Zhang Ye has hundreds of ridicule and weibo brush screens, which really surprised the people in the Spring Festival Director group! More than a hundred! Obviously you are going to join the live broadcast of Beijing Spring Festival tomorrow, obviously you have a lot of things to do, you have such a big brand Celebrity, his mother is so careless in front of the TV in the evening and spends all night time ridicule our Spring Festival? Everyone in the Spring Festival Director group scolded their mothers! !!

This is a smelly rogue!

Entertainment Circle is one of the most mischievous gangsters-rogue!

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[The plane has been rescheduled. You can only return to Beijing tomorrow, and write well after you go back! 】

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