I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 878: 【 Crosstalk 《 Everything Alright 》！】

Weibo is so lively!

"Wow, let's get started!"

"Look at the opening dance of the mango station! Cow!"

"Zhejiang Taiwan is also good!"

"Beijing Satellite TV is so average, the stage effect is not so good!"

"It's still the most technological sense of mango station! Really rich! This stage is almost catching up with the stage of CCTV Spring Festival? It's already a blood loss!"

"Strengthen my great Hunan!"

At the beginning of live broadcast, netizens commented.

Some people take turns looking at several Spring Festivals, and then make a summary evaluation!

...

Today Zhang Ye's Family treats.

Family relatives are almost here.

Grandma asked in a continuous voice: "Why isn't Little Ye coming out yet?"

Grandfather laughed: "Why are you in a hurry, just the first program."

"Little Ye is the sixth." Mother pours tea for them, "coming soon."

Chenchen stares at the TV without blinking.

Three sisters rubbing Chenchen's little head over there, excited: "My brother is coming out soon! Come out soon!"

...

Beijing TV Station.

Somewhere in the background, staff members are running in and out.

"Hurry up Teacher Zhang!" The person already urged four times, "It's the second program! There are fifteen minutes left!"

Zhang Ye has things arranged there, without answering back: "Alright!"

Yao Jiancai is also anxious, "If it doesn't work, move it back? Let's go to the tenth program? Or the fifteenth?"

The staff member said, "No, it's all lined up in the front. It's all messed up after the change!"

Zhang Ye has seen the world, "Don't worry, good soon."

...

The second program starts.

The third and fourth.

The audience netizens expressed their opinions.

"This year's satellite TV station is enough to work hard!"

"Liaoning formidable might! Heavenly King is out! Hahaha!"

"This is an old song, but no matter how many times I listen, it's not enough!"

"Liaoning Viewership Ratings is estimated to be number one!"

"Oriental TV is also good, the fourth program is Sketch! Hahahaha, go and see, I personally highly recommend it, very funny, at least a little better than Sketch of CCTV Spring Festival!"

"Look at the Crosstalk of Zhejiang Spring Festival, right? It's being broadcast, but it feels very boring. These two Crosstalk actors were also very popular five or six years ago, but they are not working now. Why do they seem to be funny? Very good Crosstalk actors, as soon as they come to the Spring Festival stage, will it be all right? "

"No way, Crosstalk has been too depressed in recent years. It has entered a bottleneck period early, and the party Crosstalk is hard to say. It is not possible to sing praises to the motherland without connotation and irony. The stage must be more elegant. You need to pay attention to artistry. It was Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai, but it was n’t necessarily like that when you were on the Spring Festival stage. When have you heard of Zhang Ye Zhenger Ba Jing saying Crosstalk? "

"Let's go to Dongfangtai, it will be the highlight!"

"Really? I'll check it out."

"I don't watch it, I will wait for Crosstalk of Beijing Spring Festival!"

"Yes, Zhang Ye Yao Jiancai are coming out soon! I always have a feeling that Zhang Ye will not let me down!"

"I don't expect anything."

"Me too, let ’s just watch it and change channels if it doesn't work."

"I do n’t know how many people are waiting to watch the Zhang Ye joke today. If he ’s not good at Crosstalk for a while, look at it. Absolutely many people come to scold him and come to ridicule! Who made Teacher Zhang offend these years So many people, everyone is holding him wrong! "

Beijing Satellite TV already is the fifth program.

"Hurry up, the next one is here!"

"Tense, I hope Teacher Zhang Ye I will not be ruined on this stage!"

"Whether it is CCTV Spring Festival or local Spring Festival, as long as it is the Spring Festival stage, these years have been the graves of Crosstalk actors. One by one, one by one, and one by one. Now it is such a common form. Zhang Ye is useless , He can't say Crosstalk for the party! "

"Don't watch it!"

"Haha, look at Liaoning Station."

"Zhang Ye scolds people and sees them? Scolding people? Who looks!"

...

Beijing TV Station.

Chang Xiaoliang urged Mai: "Alright?"

Someone answered there, "Teacher Zhang is good! We're just ahead!"

"Hurry up! They are coming soon!" Chang Xiaoliang loudly.

At this time, Beijing Satellite TV ’s fifth song and dance program is finished, and on the stage of language program, the figures of Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai also came over on the occasion of the moment.

Seeing them, many Beijing Broadcasting Station people at the scene breathed a sigh of relief.

Hu Fei wipes the sweat, "It's finally here!"

Xiao Lu frightened and fought: "It's scary!"

Yao Jiancai also had some gasping for breath appeals, and sighed quickly.

Host, scene hit.

A big red festively dressed Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "The following program, I believe many viewers in front of the TV have been waiting for a long time."

Male Host laughed: "Yes, this program is extraordinary."

Dong Shanshan said: "A lot of viewers are waiting."

Male Host: "Let's leave time to this old man and hurry up."

Dong Shanshan reported: "Please enjoy Crosstalk" Everything Alright ", performers: Zhang Ye, Yao Jiancai.

scene switch now!

When a lot of netizens in front of the TV heard it, they were all cold!

"What's your name?"

"" Everything Alright "?"

"Shit, Zhang Ye really want to say traditional Crosstalk works?"

"This name isn't funny when you hear it!"

"It's over, I have a terrible hunch!"

"" Everything Alright "? How do I remind of CCTV Spring Festival Tang Dazhang's" Reunion of the Family "? It would be too boring!"

"Know, right? This is Spring Festival's Crosstalk. Everyone is the same, everyone has to say that!"

"Well, already doesn't have any sense of expectation!"

"How can this happen? Teacher Zhang, don't!"

Netizens question more!

At home.

Mother Father is also the first time that I know the name of Crosstalk that my son is going to say.

Tang Dazhang in front of the TV also changed the station to Beijing Satellite TV.

His wife frowned beside him, "What are you doing?"

Tang Dazhang said: "I'll see what he says!"

Xu Master, Lin Master, Crosstalk Many people who are not compatible with Zhang Ye have their TV turned on to Beijing TV Station.

There are also people in the CCTV Spring Festival program group.

"Come out!"

"Look what he says!"

"Ha, ridicule us? How funny!"

"Everything Alright? Huh!"

"CCTV is also good, and everyone's Spring Festival does it, and everyone's Crosstalk says so. What else can you say? We really want to see!

The Singing family Zhang Xia said to the children: "Well, Crosstalk for Little Zhang has started? Take a look."

Zhang Xia's son said: "Zhang Ye Crosstalk is not spreading on the Internet."

Zhang Xia smiled, "It will take a while to see."

The couple Chen Guang Fan Wenli has long turned on the television at home.

While in a foreign country, Yu Yingyi, who wants to explain an international table tennis match, is searching for live broadcast of Beijing Satellite TV Spring Festival on the Internet while time is free.

or fans for Zhang Ye.

Or Zhang Ye friends.

Or Zhang Ye's enemy.

At this moment, look at Beijing Satellite TV again!

Actually, even the Beijing Satellite TV one's own and the Beijing Spring Festival Director group were fully focused on the stage, because the moment Zhang Ye decided to temporarily change the Crosstalk book, they could not control already, they did not know that one's own knew that Zhang Ye would What did you say!

"Everything Alright"?

Zhang Ye changed Crosstalk name?

Beijing Satellite TV people always feel that one's own is going to have a heart attack!

...

The center of the stage.

A long table, two microphones.

Zhang Ye calmly took the stage with his old partner Yao Jiancai.

"Hello everyone, friends." Zhang Ye stood still and smiled into the microphone: "here, I wish you all a Happy New Year."

Yao Jiancai hug boxing: "Happy New Year!"

Zhang Ye said: "All the best!"

The audience was very enthusiastic, and they all gave warm applause. Like netizens, they didn't know what Crosstalk Zhang Ye would say today!

Zhang Ye smiled diligently: "Introduce yourself, my name is Zhang Ye, I am a Crosstalk actor, I am also a Host, I have also worked in Director, I have done Mathematics research, I have done all kinds of professions." >

Yao Jiancai laughed: "Yes."

Zhang Ye next to one finger, "Standing next to me is my partner."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "Yes, you introduce me."

Zhang Ye: "Bite building materials and bit Teacher!"

This terrier has been used once before, but everyone still listens and laughs.

Yao Jiancai fainted: "Who bit the building material!"

Zhang Ye blinked: "What's wrong?"

Yao Jiancai corrected: "Don't call this!"

Zhang Ye suspected: "Ah? Changed its name?"

Yao Jiancai: "What name am I changing?"

Zhang Ye: "Don't bite the building materials? What are you biting now? Bit the brick?"

Yao Jiancai snorted, "Why do I have to bite something! You broke my teeth again!"

The audience laughed a lot!

"Oh!"

"Hahaha!"

"This old terrier has been renovated by him!"

"Fuck me!"

This opening made everyone look shocked, and they became energized in no time!

Zhang Ye grinned: "Just a joke."

Yao Jiancai helpless: "You make it clear."

Zhang Ye reintroduces: "Yao Jiancai Teacher Yao."

Yao Jiancai laughed: "Without Teacher, I should call you Teacher Zhang, you are serious Peking University Teacher."

Zhang Ye quickly waved his hand, "Don't call it Teacher, I can't afford to be in front of you."

Yao Jiancai: "It should be."

Zhang Ye waved hands again and again: "Don't you be too polite."

Yao Jiancai: "What's my name then?"

Zhang Ye scratched his mouth: "Well, just call me Zhang Ye. It's called Zhang Da Director, Professor Zhang, and Zhang Da Host is fine."

Audience: "Oh!"

Yao Jiancai raises his neck and roll one's eyes: "Well, you're welcome? Come on, I'm still Teacher."

Zhang Ye laughed: "Look at me and the Teacher Yao on the stage, and we are really good friends."

Yao Jiancai said: "Yes, I have known each other for several years."

Zhang Ye thumbs up: "Teacher Yao can be said to be my mentor and friend. If you want me to give Teacher Yao a score, then I will score ten!"

Yao Jiancai busy and modestly said, "You're welcome. Am I so good?"

Zhang Ye followed immediately: "Well, as for the remaining 9,990, I ..."

Yao Jiancai stumbled: "Ah? The total score for a co-author is 10,000?"

Below the audience Puchi sprayed out!

"Hahahaha!"

"Ah Hahahaha!"

Isn't this still the style of Zhang Ye?

This is not a curse, can Zhang Ye say it?

nice!

It's still so exciting! !!