I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 881: [This is called Crosstalk! 】


Netizen comment:

? "Hahaha!"

"Zhang Ye sings badly!"

"It's just the level that hasn't been adjusted!"

"But so funny!"

"Sing one more!"

"Yes, sing another one!"

"It's so rare to miss the Zhang Ye clicker!"

The previous Crosstalk works of CCTV Spring Festival are too ugly. Many viewers who like Crosstalk and language program have not enjoyed it, and it can even be said that they are deeply disappointed. They have even heard of the Crosstalk of several other satellite TV Spring Festival. Still quite dissatisfied and feeling very boring. But today's Crosstalk of Zhang Ye, it really makes everyone happy, the pores in the whole body are exploding!

With the Chinese New Year atmosphere, everyone is in a great mood!

...

At home.

Three sisters were surprised: "My brother can sing?"

The second sister was lying on the sofa and couldn't smile. "Oh ... Hahaha, my brother ... so funny!"

Mother laughed: "What song will he sing, and he will hum a few words with the family."

Father said: "It's enough to sing two sentences, it's not professional, and you don't need to sing seriously."

...

Beijing Spring Festival live, the party is still on air!

Yao Jiancai asks: "No wonder you went to talk about Crosstalk later. At your level, still want to be Singer?"

Zhang Ye doesn't like listening, "Hey, what's wrong with me?"

Yao Jiancai: "What else can you sing?"

Zhang Ye boast shamelessly said: "As long as it is a kind of family song, I will do it!"

Yao Jiancai stepped on and shouted: "Hurry up, sons and daughters all the way home for Chinese New Year, you will not open the door for others, what else do you love!"

Audience:

"Hahaha!"

"Old Yao is awesome!"

"Really old partner, so tacit!"

"It's amused! A good" home "let you ruin this!"

Zhang Ye immediately said: "Then I will sing a song for you!"

Yao Jiancai asks, "Which song?"

Zhang Ye thought for a while, and said, "Yes, Song Hui's Grandma's" Age. "After saying that, he said to the audience:" It's still the old rules, I have closed my eyes and felt, closed my eyes -Ah, Song Hui is alive again ... "

Yao Jiancai hurriedly held him, "Not dead! This one is not dead!"

The audience tears is out!

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh my go to Hahaha!"

"Would you be so damaged!"

Zhang Ye stared at the beads, "Ah? Are you dead?"

Yao Jiancai wipes his sweat: "Good guy, I'll let you die in a while!"

Audience: "Hahahahaha Ha!"

Zhang Ye reluctantly said, "Well, then I started singing."

Yao Jiancai: "By the way, I'll stop you again. If I remember correctly," Aging "is not about writing songs for relatives and loved ones?"

Zhang Ye looked at him like an idiot, "Why not?"

Yao Jiancai: "Really?"

Zhang Ye: "This song is for Grandpa."

Yao Jiancai is dumbfounded, "Grandpa? How can it!"

"You listened well." Zhang Ye sings: "It seems like the water is flowing, the years are in a hurry ..."

Yao Jiancai nodded, "That's the song."

Zhang Ye continued to sing, "Era is like a shuttle, Grandpa misses you ..." and said: "Look, Grandpa misses you, she misses Grandpa! Isn't this a tribute to your family?"

Yao Jiancai fainted and said: "What Grandpa misses you? They miss you every night, night by night!"

"噗 Hahaha!"

"Grandpa miss you?"

"Why don't you miss you with Grandma!"

"Oh, I served Zhang Ye!"

Zhang Ye embarrassed: "Is that right? Then I remember it wrong. I ’ll do another song, and then another song of Honghua's" Era. "Listen with your eyes closed, Honghua ..."

Yao Jiancai immediately said, "This one is alive!"

Zhang Ye glanced at him, "I know."

Yao Jiancai said: "I'm afraid you will say another one."

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

As soon as Zhang Ye raises his hand, "Music ..." waited for a while, "No matter what!"

Yao Jiancai: "You owe that."

Zhang Ye: "I have to say one more thing before singing, I don't like this person, Hong Hua, I have to criticize him next time I see him, this song is written for milk-milk-, but he is actually in the song Scolding! "

Yao Jiancai stunned: "Swear? Where do you swear?"

The audience is also stunned.

"You listen." Zhang Ye sang loudly: "Suddenly remembered, when I was young, milk! Milk! Of the crutches ..." The words Grandma were particularly heavy!

Yao Jiancai: "..."

Zhang Ye immediately said: "Look, he scolds the street! What is a milk-milk-! It ’s normal for a man to be holding a cane, how can he scold the street!"

Audience:

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh, I can't stand it!"

"Teacher Zhang you're enough, it's enough! Hahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai said silently: "Hey, so you can hear it from the inside! This is curse!"

Chief Director Chang Xiaoliang is overwhelming!

Hu Fei, Da Fei, Brother Hou, Xiao Lu and other Zhang Ye old colleagues in Beijing TV Station also laughed, one by one!

Zhang Ye confused: "What's wrong?"

Yao Jiancai shakes his hand, "No matter, you still sing something else! Don't ruin other people's classics!"

Zhang Ye waved a big hand: "You click, what do you say I sing!"

Yao Jiancai: "You are a child again, Grandpa, Grandma, do you sing parents?"

Zhang Ye immediately said: "It must be! Then I will sing a song for parents! This is my original song!"

Yao Jiancai laughed: "I guess it's not much better."

Original song?

The audience ’s emotions have been mobilized to the highest point, and they are all looking forward to what kind of sequel Zhang Ye can pull out.

"Come one!"

"Hahahaha!"

"How can you sing again this time!"

"Ah, he's so funny!"

"Listen to Zhang Ye singing to destroy the three views! Ah ha ha!

The audience in front of the TV are also Hee Hee haha ​​waiting to hear how Zhang Ye spoof!

Standing in front of the microphone, Zhang Ye took a deep breath.

One second ...

Two seconds ...

Three seconds ...

Zhang Ye helped the microphone, not so perfect vocals, "Dear Mom and Dad."

When the audience heard it, they all started to coax!

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Haha, oh!"

All agreed.

Zhang Ye: "You guys, how are you?"

"OK!"

"OK!"

"OK!"

Countless audible responses!

The audience is laughing, but it's a bargain for Zhang Ye!

Zhang Ye sings: "Are you busy at work now?"

"Busy!"

"Busy!"

"Busy!"

Zhang Ye: "Body, will you?"

"OK!"

"OK!"

"OK!"

Suddenly, a clear guitar melody floated into the audience.

The audience froze, and all of time was silent, not knowing what happened.

Yao Jiancai is also silent.

Zhang Ye held the microphone, closed her eyes slowly, and sang softly:

"I'm Beijing now, it's fine."

"Mom and dad, don't worry too much."

"I don't speak much though I am."

"Actually ... I miss home."

At this time, a narration of Zhang Ye one's own was played on the stage.

[Actually, I'm on Beijing, I'm very mixed up]

[Not many friends]

[Few people like me]

Many audiences were stunned. The melody was too sudden and the narration was too sudden, so that everyone was caught off guard, and some people's eyes were unknowingly already red.

At home.

Auntie said wrongly, "This ..."

Grandma's tears are spinning.

Father Mother stared blankly at the TV and choked.

Zhang Ye opened his eyes, looked at the live broadcast camera, and sang:

"Does Dad go to work every day?"

"If you don't control well, don't go."

"Worked on revolutionary work for a lifetime."

"Sure, take a break."

Father lips tremble.

Zhang Ye sings:

"I bought a coat for my mother."

"Don't be reluctant, put it on."

"Previous son, not very obedient."

"Savvy now."

Zhang Ye smiled, "He's grown up."

Mother heard this, watching the son on TV, tears couldn't hold it anymore, and fell down ticking, crying: "Little Ye has been like this all the time, one's own carry everything! If you encounter any trouble Hee Hee haha! Never tell us! It's always 'I'm okay!' Ask him what he says is okay! "

The second aunt also wiped tears: "This child, it's been like this since childhood."

Sounds again.

[Dad, mom, I'm fine]

[I ... it's fine]

[Look, I'm on Spring Festival, haha, didn't I shame you? ]

Many people in the audience got wet their eyes.

Some people who haven't seen parents for years in Beijing, already can't cry.

Chang Xiaoliang's eyes are red.

Xiao Lu cried.

Brother Hou and Da Fei also cried.

Only their old colleagues know how hard Zhang Ye has been these years! How much hardship did you endure!

Zhang Ye singing:

"Mother and father, take care of your body."

"Don't let your son be at ease."

"I will definitely go home this Spring Festival."

"OK."

"Stop here."

Voiceover:

[Dad, mom]

[我 Everything Alright]

[As long as you are safe, I really Everything Alright]

The guitar is still soft.

Zhang Ye also sang.

"Sincere, salute."

"Sincere salute."

"Sincere, salute."

"Sincere salute."

Many people are crying!

No one expected Zhang Ye, a Crosstalk with laughter and baggage from start to finish, hit such a "fan" in the end and hit everyone's heart!

It turns out that this is "Everything Alright"!

Everyone finally understands the meaning of this Crosstalk name!

Sing it.

song ended.

Zhang Ye and Yao Jiancai bow deeply.

Yao Jiancai felt a little emotional when he saw Zhang Ye, and patted his back gently.

At the moment, many on-site audiences suddenly stood up!

You must know that no matter it is CCTV or local station, as long as it is Spring Festival live broadcast, the audience is not allowed to stand in a large area. This will affect the camera shooting and cause confusion. The staff must write already on the audience admission notice. , And also said it clearly.

But everyone is standing up!

Ten people!

A hundred people!

Two hundred people!

Everyone applauds Zhang Ye!

Someone crying and clapping hard!

Great!

Well spoken, sung well, wonderful!

This is Crosstalk!

This **** is called Crosstalk! !! !!


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