I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 891: 【Sketch “Choose what you like” (middle)! 】

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"Look at Beijing Spring Festival!"

"Too face-smacking! This **** is too face-smacking!"

"Dare to say anything Shit!"

"I served it!"

"Teacher Shanshan, you are my goddess! It is my dream lover! Why are you led by face-smacking Zhang to another road? Don't you become 'face-smacking shirt' in the future?"

"face-smacking shirt? Oh!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Teacher Shanshan is also broken!"

"Dogs, all the books written by Zhang Ye!"

"If this line was not made by Zhang Ye, I will eat it at live broadcast!"

"Standing on the Spring Festival stage with Sketch open and aboveboard, the highest level of swearing is the same, right? face-smacking Zhang's name is really not blown out!"

"Yes, standing on the Spring Festival platform and scolding me, I can't look straight at already!"

"I used to think Teacher Zhang's street-calling level already broke through the sky. I didn't expect to have a new height!"

"Han Li stupid cunt!"

"This stupid cunt, what are you doing when you are free?"

...

At home.

The three younger sisters tears all laughed, while they laughed, they patted the sofa armrests, patted and shouted, "Too great! So cool! Scold them! Then scold them!"

San Aunt dumbfounded , "This Little Ye!"

The second aunt wiped sweat: "This is live broadcast nationwide, Little Ye, they say that, is it really okay?"

Mother spoke, "Don't say it's the national live broadcast, it's the global live broadcast. As long as someone annoys him, the kid dares to scold someone on the stage. What kind of temper does you still don't know?"

The second sister cried, "My brother formidable might!"

...

On the stage.

Sketch is already in its prime.

Zhang Ye hurriedly walked over and explained, "Oh, Chief Ma, I didn't mean that, I thought, that playing with the leader to become a red person around the leader? Isn't it?

Dong Shanshan raised an eyebrow and glanced at him: "No! Hey, Hao Jian, I'll take you as a one's own person now! I'll show you how Ma Jingjing has come step by step! She shook her hand sharply and opened the laptop on the table.

Zhang Ye was surprised, and said, "Leader preference map!"

Dong Shanshan smiled slightly, her fingers shaking in the air, "I tell you, I can clearly say each leader's preferences, constellations, blood types and birthday characters!" She pointed to the screen, "This, like fishing, I dived into the water and hung fish one by one on his hook! "

Audience:

"Hanging fish?"

"Puchi!"

"Hahahaha!"

Dong Shanshan points again, "This, like playing mahjong, I'll give him a gun! This, like Wenwan, I'll use my Grandpa relic to wear him a string, this, like I ... "Suddenly, Dong Shanshan immediately covered the laptop," So, Hao Jianna ... "

"Hahahaha!"

"Like you?"

"Oh Hahahaha!"

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye is also happy, "Hey, you will wait for the meeting, how can it be covered when it comes to key places, I want to hear this most!"

"Hahahaha!"

"OK!"

"OK!"

The audience cheers!

Dong Shanshan's eyebrows danced: "So, now you know how I got in this position, right?"

Zhang Ye nodded strongly, and said, "I see, otherwise you are awesome, Section Chief, you sloppy Kungfu, all flowing blood!"

Audience: "Hahaha!"

"Who said it? Who said it?" Dong Shanshan, who had just sat down, was unwilling and pointed at him complainingly, "I say you mouth!"

Zhang Ye hastily said: "Ah, oh, why do you say I ca n’t chat like this? The moment I talk, it's annoying pissed off, and I wonder, I find that every time the meeting, the leader just treats you Nodding and smiling again, is it because you look more beautiful? "

Dong Shanshan sits on the ground like a mountain, with a slight smile, "Not only that!" Upon seeing him, "I tell you, the meeting is about skill, the leader speaks, and he just throws a speech and throws him out. I ’ll give one immediately, eh? ”She exaggeratedly questioned,“ The leader thought, what ’s the matter? You are questioning what I mean? I wo n’t know when he ’s finished What was he talking about, immediately with one ... Oh !!! "She showed a look of sudden realization, her mouth grew up!

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Dong Shanshan laughed: "I want to let the leader feel that I have been baptized by his words, and that I am fully aware of it!"

After listening, Zhang Ye also made one with the expression of Dong Shanshan. It was extremely ugly and suddenly realized, "Oh!"

"Oh!"

"Too ugly!"

"Puchi!"

The audience laughs!

Many Beijing TV Station staff members are also happy, Zhang Ye and Sketch. In fact, they are the same as the audience and they heard it for the first time, because there is no time rehearsal for this Sketch!

Zhang Ye admired: "Listen to Jun and subvert your outlook on life!"

Dong Shanshan said: "So Hao Jian, you not only have to accompany the leader to play well, you also have to make the leader only willing to play with you, let him think of you when he thinks of the ball, and itch at the thought of your hand ! "

Zhang Ye immediately said: "I understand, that is to let me build a scum image, can I correct this scum?"

Dong Shanshan laughed: "It's more than just being straight." I kept my desk, "See, I'll be your office in the future, Chief Hao?"

Zhang Ye hurriedly waved his hand: "Ah, don't don't, don't, don't!"

Dong Shanshan smiled again and said: "Mr. Hao!"

Zhang Ye stunned, "Oh, don't don't don't don't!"

Dong Shanshan took him to the leather chair, "Chairman Hao, Chief Hao come, come and sit down, sit here!"

Zhang Ye busy said, "No no no!"

"Feel it!" Dong Shanshan pressed him down.

"No no no!"

"Sit down."

"Oh !!"

"Sit again."

"Oh oh !!"

Zhang Ye enjoy with one face.

The audience is so happy, "Oh!"

Zhang Ye does n’t know how to hold the chair. “Oh, let ’s try the taste of leadership. Alas, this chair is comfortable. No wonder you always sleep when you go to work. If I do this later, Seat, then I can't sleep forever? "

Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "Sleep as much as you want, Chief Hao?"

Ring, ring, ring, the phone is here.

Dong Shanshan picked up, "Hey, ah, Yao Bureau-long? Oh, you want to come now? Okay, oh that's great, just right, I have good news for you!" Hanging up the phone, she laughed, "The bureau-the chief is coming soon!"

Zhang Ye got up, "Great, oh, where is he going to play?"

Dong Shanshan snapped his finger and said, "I've prepared it for you long ago!" Take him to the side, there is a simple table tennis table, "This old game-long gone, his mahjong table I also dealt with him, ha, in the future, you will play with me, I will be referee for you. "She set up a ping pong ball net, these Item are specially made," Haha, Hao Jianna, this It's not an ordinary table tennis table for you. This is the ladder of your life! "She used the funny tone of Dongbei dialect.

Audience: "Hahahahaha Ha!"

Zhang Ye held each other's hand, "Noble man, Chief Ma, no, Chief Ma!"

Dong Shanshan busily smiled and said, "Ah, I dare not be a dare to be a dare! Chief Hao?"

Zhang Ye smirk: "Sooner or later, Director Ma!"

Dong Shanshan is happier than her, "Oh, you can't do it, Chief Hao?"

The comer laughed a few times, then shook hands and said, "A win-win! A win-win!"

The audience is very enjoyable!

"What a great performance!"

"These two are so good! Hahahaha!"

At this time, Music starts.

Dong Shanshan is busy looking down for makeup.

Zhang Ye picked up a ping pong racket, one's own practiced there!

One.

Two balls.

Three balls.

Suddenly, there was a Voice from outside, shouting: "If anyone plays ping pong again! I will punish anyone!"

Dong Shanshan stayed.

Zhang Ye is also choked.

The stage atmosphere suddenly changed!

The audience is happy.

"Hahahaha!"

"There is something to watch!"

"Let's bother you!"

"Bureau! Here comes!"

At this time, the Yao Jiancai in a suit and leather came out, and the hair was also mousse, a leader-style.

The audience immediately gave a warm applause!

"Oh, Director Yao, what's wrong?" Dong Shanshan hurried up to greet him, avoiding the director's sight and desperately gesturing over there!

Zhang Ye clutched the racket, did not dare to move too much, and carefully went to hide the tempo.

Yao Jiancai is also different from what he said when he said Crosstalk. He speaks very stably and thickly. "You do n’t know who it is. I heard I love playing table tennis. Now some comrades in the bureau practice at work Come on! What kind of behavior is this? "

Zhang Ye moves one step at a time, and quickly and carefully picks up the ping pong table and reaches for the net on the table.

The audience is amused!

Dong Shanshan is still covering the Zhang Ye. "Hey, Director Yao, there is no big deal to play table tennis."

Yao Jiancai said positively: "Playing ping pong is nothing, but it's good to use it, this is the crooked wind Evil Qi!" Turning around, I saw that Zhang Ye took a ping pong net.

The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"

As a result, the next action of Zhang Ye made the audience laugh loudly!

Zhang Ye stunned God, stretched out his hand, hung the ping pong ball net around his neck, pinched his head, and flung it back like a scarf!

"Hahahaha!"

"Hello!"

"OK!"

"OK!"

Thunderous applause from the audience!

Yao Jiancai walked behind with his hands on his back and squinted at him. "Skirt?" Pulled something around his neck, "Was a weight?"

Zhang Ye quibbled: "The wind is strong, my mother is afraid of getting lost."

Audience: "Ah Hahahahaha!"

Dong Shanshan was busy coming to make a siege. "Hey, this is our new comrade from our unit. Come, Bureau-Chief, sit down and talk, sit down and talk." Helping him pastorically.

Yao Jiancai sat on the sofa, looking at Dong Shanshan, and said, "Master Ma, you are an old comrade. Our unit has a problem with this style of work. Should you take the lead and take the lead?"

Dong Shanshan sat right upright and said righteously: "I said they did! I said that if you practice again, you won't be able to reach the level of Director Yao. Director Yao is in the original unit and is a champion every year! "

"Well, don't compliment me!" Yao Jiancai said in a tone, "... one year was runner up."

This laughed and sprayed a group of people again!

"Oh!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Old Yao is enough!"

Just say, Yao Jiancai said with a sigh: "Actually, I don't play well at this table tennis! You tell me, how did I get the championship every year?" A big wave, "It's all moisture!"

Dong Shanshan whispered: "It can't be all water, did you just say that, you have to be runner-up for a year."

Yao Jiancai 瞅 nodded to her, "Yes." Then he said, "I was the deputy bureau-captain that year!"

The audience laughed so much!

"Hahahahaha Ha!"

"Oh, I can't do this anymore!"

"Your mother is too funny!"

"Lingbuding is a burden! Hahaha!"

"It's so fun!"

...

Under the stage.

A working area not far from the stage.

Chang Xiaoliang didn't laugh from beginning to end. Many other people in the Director group are similar. Not that this Sketch is not funny, but they simply did n’t forget to laugh at already, but all looked at the stage with a shocked look Performed by Zhang Ye Dong Shanshan and Yao Jiancai!

They were really shocked!

Chang Xiaoliang was silent for a long time time, look at the side, "Are you sure, they never played Sketch?"

The Chief Director smiled bitterly, "I haven't really acted!"

Chang Xiaoliang asks again, "Are you sure, this is the Sketch just made by Teacher Little Zhang just an hour ago?"

Another female Vice-Director said: "Yes, I made it within this hour, I asked them, before Teacher Zhang, there was no Sketch book at all, all of which he just edited!"

"Then I want to know one thing now!" Chang Xiaoliang said more and more excited, said more and more excited, "an hour, now writing a book, backing lines, three never played Sketch blood amateur, There is n’t even a formal rehearsal time, why ... why did such a wonderful Sketch!?

Director group: "..."

No one can answer him!

Because they don't know!

It seems to them incomprehensible!

Let Zhang Ye save the field, there is absolutely no way out. Dead horses are treated as living horse doctors. Seriously, Chang Xiaoliang only hoped that Zhang Ye could finish program, but they never thought that Zhang Ye makes what kind of classics, because everyone knows that impossible! But as soon as this "Put It Your Way" came out, they were all a little bit embarrassed! This work ... is so mature! Where does it seem to have been created temporarily? Where are the three amateur who have never played Sketch? People, performances, books, funny points, rhythms, ideas, depth, all have it!

This **** is obviously Sketch of CCTV Spring Festival level! !!

Is this Zhang Ye?

Is this Zhang Ye after getting serious?

Look at the whole art world, look at the whole Entertainment Circle, who else is there! ?