I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 892: 【Sketch “Choose what you like” (below)! 】

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"Who else?"

"I want to say it too! Who else?"

"Awesome!"

"Yes Zhang Ye is so terrible!"

"Who said earlier that they would not play Sketch? This is not called? Why do you tease me?"

"This **** amateur, actually performed Sketch!"

"Yao Jiancai acting has always been the image of father-in-law and husband-in-law. He has never seen him perform this way. The leadership is really stable and humorous! And Dong Shanshan, it ’s so amazing. I ’ve seen it. Her Host's "I Love Me Lyrics" is a Host in series. Although the appearance rate is very high, but there is nothing really good. It is that she is in good shape, looks beautiful, and looks seductive, I thought it was a The vase, who thought of opening the eyes today! It turned out that Dong Shanshan can be opened so well! The acting is so good! Many lines are too in place! That expression, that detail processing, absolutely! As for Zhang Ye, it will not be evaluated, Everyone knows this product's ability, even if he now says that his one's own can fly, I **** believe it! "

"Speak well!"

"Hahahahaha!"

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Liaoning Station.

The staff are working hard and preparing for the final battle. The performances of the time of each satellite Spring Festival are almost the same. All the Spring Festivals are now almost the last one or two program. Success or failure is here!

"Quickly, the lights are adjusted!"

"Last few minutes!"

"Beijing Spring Festival has an accident. Now, we have the greatest hope for winning the championship!"

"Be energetic, don't make mistakes!"

"Now the audience is watching us!"

The leaders of several Director groups are busy and directing in person!

Suddenly, a staff member hurriedly came, "Leader! Leader!"

A Vice-Director looked at him, "What's wrong?"

The staff gasping for breath urged: "Our popularity fever of Spring Festival has dropped sharply!"

The people in the Director group are stunned, "What?"

"Why did you drop again?"

"Isn't it good just now?"

Staff said bitterly: "Now the audience has gone to see Beijing Spring Festival!"

"Impossible!"

"Everything happened to their station!"

"Qu Haiying is hospitalized, what finale do they take Sketch?"

"The program of Zhang Ye has been broadcasted by already, why are they still so fierce Beijing Spring Festival?"

"Without program of Zhang Ye, what else do they fight with us? What is going on?"

They don't want to believe it!

The staff member smiled bitterly and said: "Because Zhang Ye ... and he-mother- is back! The finale Sketch changed to Zhang Ye!"

Everyone faints!

What?

Zhang Ye **** to go on stage again! ?

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On the stage.

The show continues.

Director Yao played by Yao Jiancai shook his hand and changed the subject. He said, "Okay, the topic is far away, hey, Ma Kechang, you just told me on the phone that there was good news waiting for me. Any good news? "

Dong Shanshan froze, and immediately laughed: "Ah, ha, Yes, what, that ..." She couldn't sit on the couch, looked at Zhang Ye, and gritted her teeth and smiled: "The director Ask you! What good news? "

Zhang Ye, dumbfounded, "Ah? Ask me?"

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye looked at Director Yao, his lips moved a few times and he stopped talking, and finally hesitated for a long time and said, "... My name is Hao, my name is Hao Xin."

The audience is happy: "Hahahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai also laughed and shook his head, "You're called Hao News?"

"Fuck it for him." Dong Shanshan grinned suddenly: "Haha, what a shame you say!"

The audience laughs again!

Yao Jiancai looked at him and said, "Hao news is waiting for me, is that you looking for me?"

Zhang Ye shouted, "Ah."

Yao Jiancai nodded and said to him, "What are you doing to me?"

“Ah?” Zhang Ye said dumbly.

Dong Shanshan said between the teeth, "The director asked you, say! Yeah!"

Zhang Ye er, "Yes, me, what am I looking for you? Ah right ..." He pointed out the door, "Some people go to work time, yes, they always hit Ping pong ball. "

Ma Jing played by Dong Shanshan is relieved and walks back with a smile.

Zhang Ye continued: "They crackled all day long, it's so noisy, it affects Ma Kechang to sleep!"

Yi Tong, Dong Shanshan who was about to sit down was so scared that he sat on the ground!

Zhang Ye hastily changed his mouth, "... write! material! material!"

Audience: "噗 Hahahaha!"

Dong Shanshan got up with a smile, "Ha, ha ha."

Yao Jiancai smiled and knocked on the armrest of the sofa, "Oh, just make a small report with me? This little comrade reflected the problem in a timely manner, just after I had fully understood situation in already." >

Dong Shanshan glance at Zhang Ye, "Do you say you are unnecessary?"

Audience: "Puchi!"

Yao Jiancai suddenly reached out and said, "By the way, Mr. Ma, one of yours is called Hao Jian?"

"Ah? Ah." Dong Shanshan looked at Zhang Ye, stuttered.

Zhang Ye blocked half of her face with one hand slowly, and her footsteps moved.

Yao Jiancai said: "As far as I know, this young guy has a strong business ability and is a good seed. The organization decided to give him a turn!"

Henyan, Zhang Ye screamed excitedly, "Ah!"

Dong Shanshan was taken aback by Voice.

Yao Jiancai also looks strangely at Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye busy explained, "I, I am really happy for him!"

Audience: "Oh!"

Yao Jiancai smiled slightly, stood on the sofa, walked step by step towards Zhang Ye, and said, "Hao news, you should learn more from Comrade Hao Jian." Then, already Standing in front of him, he reached out and took off the "neck" that had been hanging around his neck, and said, "If you want to achieve results in your work, there are no shortcuts, you can only work hard and down to earth."

Zhang Ye is gone.

Dong Shanshan is also sweating.

Yao Jiancai turned around, walked to the pong pong case, and inserted the "scarf" in one end. "Also, don't keep getting some stage names for one's own when nothing is happening." He also put it on one side and pointed his finger at him. "Otherwise, there is good news. You say you dare not accept it, how sad it is!"

Applause!

Zhang Ye lowered his head and finally told the truth, "Bureau-Chief, I am Hao Jian, sorry, I was wrong!"

"Enough!" Dong Shanshan stood out and pulled him behind. "Is it your fault? Director Yao, it's my fault. If you want to say it, say me! It's me, I've been slack in thought. Careless management, let him take a stage name without paying attention! "After that, she looked at the table tennis table with a look of surprise, bent over and touched, startled:" Oh my mother, This is a ping-pong table? Why is it in my office? I do n’t know how! ”

The audience is laughing like crazy!

"Hahahaha!"

"It's so good!"

"噗 Hahahahaha!"

Director Yao suddenly changed his face and shouted, "Enough, horse fine! Horse fart! Harmful horse! The relevant departments of your problem have long been mastered, and today I just want to come to teach." He sneered, "It's really an eye-opener for me! I don't do business with national money, I need to take shortcuts, you wait for it!"

Turn around and leave!

Dong Shanshan panicked and hurried to catch up and shouted: "Director Yao! Director Yao, I was wrong! Director Yao, please give me another chance!" She also left.

On the stage, only Zhang Ye is left.

The audience nodded and pointed at the performance just now.

"This is a good deduction!"

"Yes, the work is complete in one click!"

"Satirically, you have to shoot horses, you have a good idea! Correct is a hot topic now!"

"It's wonderful!"

"What will happen in the end?"

"I don't know!"

"It's over now, let's see how Zhang Ye ends up!"

"Yes, the bottom is the most important!"

The spectators off the court are all excited.

The audience in front of the TV are also waiting to see the last look of Zhang Ye!

On stage.

Zhang Ye's gaze was collected from the door, his expression sighed, a monologue: "A major incident, the unit's horse chief, was also filmed in." He sighed, and righteously said: "Should shoot the horse Otherwise, don't always think about what the leaders think, think more about what the people need! "

"OK!"

"Yes!"

"Speak well!"

Applause below!

The audience thought it was over. Whoever wants Zhang Ye hasn't left yet, they still have lines!

Everyone is a stunner, isn't it over? Did n’t that just end?

Zhang Ye looked at the audience and said suddenly and eloquently: "I understand now, I will also learn from it. To be a competent cadre, I must ..." He Voice rose , Loudly: "Reject Huang! Reject Gamble! Reject Ping Pong!"

After speaking, turn around, Zhang Ye people have left!

Not far away, Brother Hou was drinking water, and it was sprayed all at once, "Oh!"

No one expected that Zhang Ye would receive here!

No one expected that the last Zhang Ye at the end of Sketch was returned to your mother!

Chang Xiaoliang: "..."

Hu Fei: "..."

Beijing TV Station Deputy Director: "..."

The audience burst into laughter, and the laughter burst like a bomb, and the applause drowned the entire party for a moment!

"Hahahahaha Ha!"

"too bad is up!"

"It's so **** overcast!"

"Oh my go!"

"This is the end of the mess!"

"Oh, I laughed at me!"

"Zhang Ye is too **** joking!"

"Just like violent temperament, Hahahaha!"

"I doubt his entire Sketch, in fact, this is the last word!"

"fucking awesome! fucking awesome!"

This is the nature of face-smacking Zhang! Today, this Sketch completely adheres to the glorious tradition of Zhang Ye all the time-speak with works, curse with life! And scolded so open and aboveboard, scolded so fresh and refined! Looking at the whole country and the world, we can never find a second person! !!

It's too fierce!

It's too bachelor!

Your mother is indeed the most notorious smelly rogue in Entertainment Circle!

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Overseas.

In the hotel where the ping pong national team stays.

Han Li shouted, "Your name is Zhang!"

His teammate Li Qi threw the cup to the ground, "It's not over with him!"

"Endless with him!"

"Zhang Ye! You Grandma!"

"You **** wicked you!"

"Fuck!"

"You can't kill people!"

The team members are jumping on the table!

The head coach Liu Yifeng and everyone in the coaching team are also shaking with anger, gritting their teeth loudly: "Last name Zhang! Starting today! Sports and you endlessly !!!"

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