I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1336: [This is Sketch! 】

On TV.

On screen.

Every family is staring at the Sketch Master Ci Xiufang that changed its image in previous years. I am surprised and surprised. This is too new!

...

The main control room.

Zhang Ye looks at the screen silently.

Aunt Ci.

It's up to you.

Don't shock me.

If Little Hu Die is increasing topicality, "Feitian" is increasing word of mouth, then "Want To Dance Then Dance" is to increase joy, and this burden must be loud!

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Sketch starts.

Ci Xiufang sits there idle.

At this time, there was a little quarreling couple.

Male: "Darling, Darling, stop pissed off!"

Female: "Don't follow me!"

Male: "Oh, Darling, I beg you, don't pissed off!"

Female: "Oh, don't follow me!"

Ci Xiufang: "Hey hey, go home tired!"

Men: "Hey, the two of us are talking here. What's going to stop you?"

Ci Xiufang: "Of course it's blocking me."

Men: "I'm still in your way today! What's wrong, hey, I'm in the way! I'm in the way! I'm in the way! I'm in the way! Hum-"

The audience laughs!

Ci Xiufang look next: "Have you heard that girl?"

The woman came up angrily, "You have such a heavy taste!"

Men: "I--oops! I don't mean it!"

Audience:

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Then a running youth came up.

Bend over, expand your chest, and working out.

Ci Xiufang doesn't squint. Take out something in your hand, tear it apart, and Voice with open crotch line is issued!

The young man happened to drop his fork, and heard a sound was embarrassed. He hurriedly pulled down his clothes and covered his pants and ran away!

Ci Xiufang satisfied: "Well, it's finally clean."

Applause!

"Hahaha!"

"too bad is up!"

"Aunt Ci is really overcast!"

"I laughed to death!"

"It's a rhythm to take away one!"

"wicked, Hahahaha!"

This famous mouth, the famous Sketch Actor is connected with go on stage!

Lianhe is not too young. He is very short, thin, and has personal characteristics. This time, Ci Xiufang and Lianhe played together for the first time, so many people pay special attention to it. I do n’t know the first collaboration between these two Sketch Master. Can you wipe out sparks!

It's finally time to reveal!

Here comes the highlight!

Applause from the audience!

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On stage.

Jointly led a tape recorder and walked happily.

Glimpse of Ci Xiufang: "Hey, that kid!"

Lianhe Divine God: "Call me?"

Ci Xiufang took a closer look: "Hey, this child is so old!"

Lianhe: "Uh ... I'm an adult."

Ci Xiufang sighs: "Adult disaster! What are you doing here?"

Twice twisted: "I practice the national standard!"

Ci Xiufang: "National standard? I see you like a mouse!"

...

At the other end of the stage, Little Hu Die is still at Twirling, but already can't hold his face!

Child?

The mouse?

Hahahahaha!

No, no!

Can't laugh!

Hold back! Hold back!

...

At this time, Lianhe already opened Music!

Ci Xiufang on the wheelchair lifted the blanket on his legs, closed Music under the stunned gaze, and walked back leisurely!

Lianhe stunned: "Hi, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, can you stand up?"

Ci Xiufang sneered: "Who said I couldn't stand up?"

Lianhe: "Why are you in a wheelchair?"

Ci Xiufang: "I do! I stand dizzy! Ah, I'm dizzy."

Lianhe: "You are dizzy, you can go home."

Ci Xiufang: "Too cold."

Lianhe: "Let ’s go to sit in a lively place!"

Ci Xiufang: "I'm annoying."

Lianhe roll one's eyes: "Hey, you old lady, it ’s harder to serve than Cixi!"

As a result, Ci Xiufang YinYang looked at him strangely, "Yo, have you ever served Cixi?"

Coupling the Silly Eyes: “Ah?”

The audience stunned and then sprayed instantly!

...

Zhang Ye Grandma home.

Grandma covered her stomach: "Hahahaha!"

Grandfather also laughs!

The second sister laughs and shoots the sofa!

"Oops!"

"Amused me!"

"Served Cixi? Hahahahaha!"

"Co-authored eunuch?"

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On TV.

Lian He was anxious: "Hey, what a big sister, I have to hurry and practice here for ten minutes."

Ci Xiufang: "No."

Lianhe: "Because I made an appointment with my partner, and I will meet here in ten minutes."

Ci Xiufang: "Oh, you still have a dance partner! Don't you have eyes?"

Lianhe: "Seven, seven old ladies chased behind my **** every day and urged to be partners with me. I don't want to be long, white and snowy, like Princess!"

Ci Xiufang: "Seven Shirayuki Princess?"

Joint: "Ah!"

Ci Xiufang looked at him: "With a dwarf? Or a fairy tale?"

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Old Wu Family.

Wu Mo laugh: "噗 Hahahaha!"

Li Qinqin also laughed, "Isn't this a story written by Little Ye."

Even a serious person like Wu Changhe is amused!

Who thinks about this Sketch book!

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On the stage.

Lianhe snorted: "Don't look down on me? You see this action below me! One da da, two da da, three da da, four da da, huh, did you see it? This action swept the community Gyro step, I invented it, my stage name is Little Spinning Top! "

Ci Xiufang: "No wonder I want to smoke you so!"

Joint: "..."

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Ci Xiufang: "I said radish."

Lianhe: "What little radish!"

Ci Xiufang: "Little screw?"

Lianhe: "What little screw, Xiao Tuo ..."

Ci Xiufang: "I know! Little ostrich!"

Lianhe angrily said: "Do n’t come here, I ’ve practiced here today, stunned? Hey, I do n’t believe in that evil!" Talking, already jumped up while singing, "You are My little Little Apple, I do n’t love you too much — "

Ci Xiufang sings in a mess, "Singing the most dazzling national style is always the most beautiful gesture of the whole sky."

Coupling moves are also biased.

Lianhe ignored her, and continued to jump and sing: "The red face warms my heart-"

Ci Xiufang troubles: "It is the most beautiful posture in the whole sky."

Lianhe naturally followed the song of Ci Xiufang again!

He sang loudly, "Spring has come to the hillside full of flowers again-"

Ci Xiufang hummed: "It is the most beautiful gesture of the whole sky."

The audience already laughed back and forth!

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahahahaha!"

Lianhe is crying, "I beg you, big sister, can you help me?"

Ci Xiufang spread his hands, "OK, OK."

Lianhe cleared his throat and continued to sing, "You are my little Little Apple, I do n’t love you so much. The red face warms my heart and is the most beautiful pose in the sky— — 诶, 诶, 诶! "One of my brains collapsed and said," It's over, I've been practicing the song for half a year, and I can't climb you up in the river! "

The audience laughed!

Thunderous applause!

"Hahahahaha!"

"OK!"

"OK!"

Claring all around!

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The main control room.

Bag is ringing!

The audience laughed!

Zhang Ye is also relieved at this moment, because there is no HIGH song in this world, so this place of Sketch was changed by his one's own, not the original.

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On stage.

Lianhe took out a rag doll, "Look at me, this is my grandson."

Ci Xiufang nodded: "It looks like you."

Lianhe: "It is my grandson who asked me to buy him a doll!"

Then Ci Xiufang took the ragdoll and started dubbing.

This paragraph is so funny, many people at the scene laughed so tears came out!

"This old lady's mouth is bad enough! Alone?"

"Aren't you single?"

"Well, how do you know?"

"Look at the looks."

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Bags one by one!

Classic lines line by line!

Finally, the plot has reached a turning point!

The phone is ringing.

Lianhe is very happy: "Haha! My partner gave me call! Hahahahaha, hello! Where are you, partner? Are you going to pick me up? Ah? Are you here? No, you Why don't you come? Then we all said, you decided to be a dance partner for Old Zhang head? No, how can you say good things ... Oh, it doesn't matter, don't worry about me, well, I wish you success in cooperation! OK. "

Hang up.

Lianhe is depressed: "Is this good thing, my daughter-in-law has changed?" As soon as he reached out, he took off the fake wig and revealed his silver hair!

Ci Xiufang was startled, "Are you living long?"

Lianhe laughed: "Me? I'm only 70 this year."

Ci Xiufang: "You are so rare, what else are you tossing about?"

Lianhe said, "Life lies in sports!"

Ci Xiufang shook his head: "Wrong! Life lies in stillness! Look at Wang Ba, how many years have you lived there without moving?"

Lianhe pointed at one's own: "Don't look at Wang Ba, look at me!"

Ci Xiufang hit him, a glance at the head: "I'll watch Wang Ba!"

Audience: "Hahahahaha Ha!"

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Online.

"It's so funny!"

"I'm already with a smile-it's so hard!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Aunt Ci is too poisonous!"

"Why do I like her so much!"

"Lianhe was miserable! Hahaha!"

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A newspaper.

Several reporters working overtime are laughing so much they don't know what it looks like!

"Absolutely!"

"What a **** fuck!"

"A very old lady!"

"Aunt Ci performed so well!"

"It's a Sketch book!"

"I laughed to death!"

...

When the old man was rejected several times.

Ci Xiufang is furious and throws cell phone on the stage!

Sketch has finally entered the biggest climax!

Lianhe stooped and chased the wreckage of cell phone: "Hey, hey, hey, this seems like my cell phone."

The audience laughed so hard!

"Come here."

“Ah?”

"I tell you little pineapple!"

"Little Spinning Top."

"Changed from now on!"

"I want to change it already!"

"I tell you little slippers!"

"What is my name?"

"I remember whatever you are called!"

"I listen to you!"

"You listen to me little camel!"

"Oh my mother! I'm awkward now, alas, big sister, how did you stand up?

Ci Xiufang said in a cold voice: "People like you who have stood up are like people who haven't stood up. Why can't I stand up again?"

The audience applaud!

"OK!"

"Speak well!"

"Hahahaha!"

Ci Xiufang: "From now on, I will be your dance partner!"

Not long after, Music sounded, the stage changed instantly, dozens of dancers appeared behind Lianhe and Ci Xiufang, and everyone jumped up!

A song "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" is bursting!

The applause from the audience swallowed up the stage!

Chinese people around the world are also laughing and crazy!

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Weibo.

Forum.

Chat groups.

Circle of friends.

When Sketch was broadcast, it was all blown up!

"Aaahhhhh!"

"Too great!"

"How did you write this book!"

"This line is really against Heavens/Days!"

"Zhang Ye is god! Real god!"

"Aunt Ci and even Uncle are acting as gods!"

"I can't believe that Sketch of this level can still appear on Spring Festival!"

"Me too, it's incredible!"

"I didn't expect it before I watched it, who thought that my tears laughed after watching it! Hey no, I have to laugh for a while, Hahahahaha!"

"What the **** is Little Apple? Hahaha!"

"" Most Dazzling Nation Style "plus" Little Apple "!

"Zhang Ye is really fun!"

"Yes, this article actually wrote an Sketch for Square Dance!"

"Hahaha, is this guy vindicating the square dance?"

"Master of the square dance, no! Mao! Ill!"

"This Sketch is really great!"

Think about Spring Festival Sketch in previous years, and think about the traditional routine Sketch in previous years, countless viewers have to say something from their hearts:

This is Sketch!

This **** is Sketch!