I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1344: [《Five Senses Strive for Merit》 plays! 】

Spring Festival continues.

Chinese people in the world are trembling one by one.

When Spring Festival was broadcast here in the past, because of the usual biological clock and overseas time difference, many people were sleepy. already was sleepy. Some people couldn't see the New Year's bell and didn't wait for the sound of the New Year's bell. But this year is different. time is very late, but all the viewers in front of the TV set have their eyes lighted, and no one is willing to take their eyes off the TV set, none of them!

It's so good!

This Spring Festival **** is poisonous!

You can't stop watching it!

Come on, what else is program below?

Fast, fast, can't wait!

Yes, what about Crosstalk? Spring Festival is almost halfway through, hasn't Crosstalk come yet?

Language program has always been the most anticipated by everyone. So far, all types of program have basically appeared, dance, song, acrobatics, magic, Sketch, etc., etc., Crosstalk program has not appeared from beginning to end, many They are all looking forward to this moment.

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On screen.

Host.

Finally, the first Crosstalk program is here!

Spring Festival is like this, pay attention to a whole, pay attention to a rhythm, just "Thousand Hand Goddess of Mercy" ​​and "In the Spring" deceived many people's tears, it is impossible for everyone to be immersed in sad emotions during the New Year, this time must be A language program mediation atmosphere will appear, and the comedy program that appears at this time is particularly critical and especially difficult to perform. It is not a real strength program, it is difficult to stay in residence and it is difficult to get everyone out of previous emotions. come out!

Zhang Ye is naturally taken into account.

He is confident in this work!

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Crosstalk world.

Group chat in a small circle.

"These people are too boneless!"

"Well, the young man Little Hu is OK, but how can Old Liu Old Li be recruited by Zhang Ye? Are they still lacking strength!"

"Can the olive branch of Spring Festival not be connected?"

"Old Liu Old Li did not have any conflict with Zhang Ye before, or they were clever. When the Crosstalk industry criticized Zhang Ye, they did not participate."

"See what Crosstalk they can perform."

"Can't be better."

"Oh, what traditional Crosstalk book can Zhang Ye write?"

"Yes, Zhang Ye's books are too vulgar, they can't be on the table!"

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Online.

A lot of people talk about it.

"Crosstalk is here!"

"Wait a long time!"

"The Crosstalk book is also provided by Zhang Ye?"

"Yes, it's all him."

"Can this be all right?"

"Uh, Zhang Ye's Crosstalk seems to be a bit-"

"Yes, Crosstalk of Spring Festival, he can also write?"

"Who knows."

"Crosstalk for five or six people? How do you say that?"

"Look at the first Crosstalk work of this Spring Festival.

However, at the moment of Crosstalk live broadcast, everyone was deeply shocked!

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On TV.

Subtitles appear.

The famous Crosstalk actor Li Xiangqi smiled go on stage.

Chubby is full of joy, making people want to laugh at first sight.

Li Xiangqi plays "head" in this Crosstalk today.

Head: "Hey, let me tell you something, I had a dream last night, my dream! Especially strange, I dreamed of my features, from ..."

Eye: "Yo! Head."

Head: "Oh."

Eye: "Haha! Haha!"

Head: "Hello, hello!"

Eye: "Do you still know me?"

Head: "Don't I recognize it! What's your surname?"

Eye: "My last name is eye."

Head: "Last name ... what's the last name?"

Eye: "Last name."

Head: "Does your family name have your last name?"

Eyes: "The first one is Yes."

Head: "Which sentence?"

Eye: "Zhao Qiansun's Eye."

Head: "Haven't heard of it! Zhao Qiansun's eyes? Zhao Qiansun Li!"

Eye: "Ah, Zhou Wu Zheng Yan!"

Head: "Zhou Wu Zheng Wang."

Eye: "Feng Chen Chu eyes."

Head: "Don't do it! Don't you worry about it?"

Eye: "No, I ..."

Head: "What's your name?"

Eyes: "My name is eyes."

Head: "Eyes?"

Eye: "Oh, right!"

Head: "Oh, do you say this person has eyes? Ah?"

Eye: "What's your name?"

Head: "Don't touch it! It's broken, where should I go with this part?"

Eyes: "What's your name?"

Head: "I have eyes."

Eye: "I am your eye."

After a while, the five senses are go on stage one by one.

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Live audience:

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh no!"

"Laughing!"

"My stomach is cramping!"

"Hahahahaha Ha!"

...

Grandma home.

Mother covered her belly and smiled and bent over.

The three sisters laughed back and forth.

"Oh!"

"Hahahaha!"

"So funny!"

"My brother is god!"

...

Online.

"fucking awesome!"

"I'm serving this Crosstalk!"

"Me too, it's true!"

"No internet buzzwords, but it's funny!"

"The form is also novel! But the language and baggage are in the traditional form!"

"Zhang Ye can write traditional paragraphs? And it's so good?"

"Yes, I thought he would write those so-called" three popular paragraphs "!"

"Hahahahaha, it looks good! This Crosstalk is awesome!"

"The traditional ones can be so funny!"

"Zhang Ye this is face-smacking Crosstalk world!"

"Oh, I laughed tears down!"

...

Crosstalk is silent at this moment.

Tang Dazhang calmly said nothing.

The faces of other traditional Crosstalk actors who failed to reach Spring Festival are all green!

I didn't see the picture I expected!

How is that possible!

Was this written by Zhang Ye?

It turns out he can write this kind of book?

It turns out he can't write Crosstalk, who can go to a large party! ?

New form!

Be outstanding!

Just laugh!

Active and healthy!

Even those in the Crosstalk world with colored glasses can't find any problems in this Zhang Ye Crosstalk work-this is the most shocking thing!

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The main control room.

Little Wang clapped his hands and whispered, "This Crosstalk, look at it once and laugh!"

Ha Qiqi also whispered quietly: "Well, it's too new."

The Zhang Ye next to me heard the whispered conversation between the two, and they couldn't help but be happy, novel? If you let them know, this Crosstalk program is actually his Crosstalk who can't grow old on the Spring Festival of Earth decades ago. I don't know what expression they will have.

Zhang Ye hesitated for a long time about what Crosstalk works will be used for this Spring Festival session of one's own. One piece was written by him, and another one was rejected. finally, he still gritted his teeth and took Master's work. Take it out and fight in this session of Spring Festival!

Ma Ji Master.

Five Senses Strive for Merit.

Stunning debut today, winning a cheer!