I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1348: [“Sales Swindling(crutch)” (below)]

On TV.

Yao Jiancai stopped the bicycle stupidly and came over: "Well? What's going on? Who wants to traffic you?"

Dong Shanshan stupidly said, "No, he sold it."

Yao Jiancai looked at him, "Are you going to sell?"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye glanced at him, "What's your look, abduction? I can abduct such an abduction? You buy it!"

Dong Shanshan is a bit ugly now!

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai Northeast accent: "Hey, what the **** is going on with you?"

Dong Shanshan laughed dryly: "We are two of us, we are playing here!"

Zhang Ye also laughed: "Hehehe, it's okay to play!"

Yao Jiancai said to scene: "These two are big New Year's Eve, selling wives and children?"

...

Background.

A staff member came.

"Leader! The audience is bursting!"

"What? How much?"

"I can't count it yet!"

"How do you know?"

"It was revealed by the staff of Viewership Ratings! It said that after the Sketch of Leader Zhang started, the number of viewers skyrocketed! All went crazy!"

"OK! OK! OK!"

"It's still Zhang Ye's appeal!"

"keep it up Ah Leader Zhang! See how much can be reached!"

"Are we going to break the record this time?"

"What happened to Sketch!"

...

Sketch continues.

Yao Jiancai already was successfully stopped by Zhang Ye.

Zhang Ye laughed: "In the recent period of time, I didn't feel a part of your body, it's different from the past. You think, you think hard!"

Yao Jiancai touched his head: "I don't feel it, I feel my face is getting bigger and bigger?"

Audience: "Hahahaha!"

Zhang Ye snapped his finger and said, "Yes, this is not the main illness! Do you know why your face is big? It is your peripheral nerve necrosis that swells the upper side."

Yao Jiancai: "Where is that?"

Zhang Ye means: "Below the waist, feet up!"

Yao Jiancai: "Legs?"

Zhang Ye: "Opposite!"

Yao Jiancai shook his head: "No, I have nothing wrong with my leg!"

Zhang Ye rolled his eyes and pointed at him loudly: "Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps if you are not sick! Go!"

Audience:

"Hahahaha!"

"Oh, Zhang Ye is so owed!"

"wicked ah him!"

Yao Jiancai was also scared, and the action was very stiff: "Okay, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps."

Zhang Ye: "Stop! Are you OK with your shoes? Are they high and low?"

Yao Jiancai: "This is travel shoes, dead heel!"

Zhang Ye: "On the opposite side, your leg is sick, and one leg is short! So, let me adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg is lifted up with my hand, how high you can lift, Down hard, okay? Believe it or not? The leg designation is sick, the right leg is short! Come on, get up! "

Dong Shanshan looked curiously.

Yao Jiancai raises his legs nervously!

Zhang Ye dropped hard!

Yao Jiancai is also heavy!

Lift your feet!

Stop!

Lift your feet!

Stop!

Finally, Zhang Ye pointed at him: "Stop! Hemp?"

Yao Jiancai stunned: "Hemp!"

Dong Shanshan quickly pulled Zhang Ye over, and said in wonder: "Hey, is he numb?"

Zhang Ye roll one's eyes: "Nonsense, you numb you too!"

...

The audience squirted!

"Hahahahaha Ha!"

"Oh, I can't do it!"

"This pit!"

"Old Yao has been pitted again!"

"Hahahahaha Hahaha!"

"You numb you too? This word is too classic Fuck!"

...

Zhang Ye: "Walk up, walk up! Don't control, your legs are 100% sick, don't control, relax! Walk! Walk around! Walk, walk away! Walk, don't think, will you walk with me? Walk up, one Just a little, just go. "

Yao Jiancai walked behind Zhang Ye, walking more and more crooked, crooked and crooked, "Oh, oh, oh, oh my mother!"

Zhang Ye laughed: "Yes, you go!"

Dong Shanshan was surprised: "Good legs for Huyou!"

Yao Jiancai turned back: "What did you say?"

Zhang Ye grinned: "Did you look at it? My daughter-in-law saw it all, and she said you flickered."

Yao Jiancai is almost crying, "Old girl, did you not find out this morning?"

Dong Shanshan smiled: "That's because you haven't met him long ago, you already met him long ago!"

...

Grandma home.

Three sisters already laughed!

The second sister smiles while squatting on the ground, covering her stomach!

Family is leaning back together!

"It's so funny!"

"Little Ye is so bad!"

"What do you think!"

"Hahahahaha!"

...

Sketch already is getting better.

The laughter of the audience never stopped!

Yao Jiancai: "Crabbing?"

Zhang Ye: "Sit down. After you walk up and down, your two legs will gradually balance, just a little bit. I was old. When an old man saw that my leg was sick, she felt bad for money. Don't let me see a doctor, in the end, it's disabled. "Patting his leg," There is a steel plate in it, I can't come back. "

Yao Jiancai was startled: "Is this a waste leg?"

Dong Shanshan: "We have good legs."

Zhang Ye snorted: "What are you talking about? Who's walking on good legs?"

Yao Jiancai: "Yes."

Dong Shanshan interrupted: "That turn is not-"

Yao Jiancai is angry, "Oh, I said big sister! Don't just follow the old blindly, okay? This is the patient and the patient are discussing the condition, you always follow what is going on here!" >

Dong Shanshan is mad!

...

Background.

Some actors are watching Spring Festival after the show.

For example Zhang Yuanqi.

For example Chen Guang Fan Wenli.

Like the Ci Xiufang team.

At the moment, they are all smiling!

"Hahahahaha!"

"My tears!"

"No more, no more!"

"I'm going to laugh!"

...

On screen.

Yao Jiancai: "Where can I buy it?"

Dong Shanshan said: "Isn't it? I just sold this kidnapper."

However, Zhang Ye was annoyed: "What did you say? In the past! What did you sell? What did you do when I was sold out? Why are you doing this? A woman ca n’t finish it for her?" >

Yao Jiancai: "Don't!"

Dong Shanshan suddenly: "Don't sell it?"

Zhang Ye turns around: "take over!"

Yao Jiancai excitedly said, "Yeah, man, man, man, I ca n’t ask for nothing, I have to give money."

Zhang Ye pouting: "I know your character, her woman wants money, and you ca n’t give it away. If you want a face, I do n’t mean I look down on you, do n’t I? Hundreds. "

Yao Jiancai immediately said, "Oh, do it."

Zhang Ye laughed: "I told you to give me more anxiety!"

Yao Jiancai paid for it and turned it around for a long time: "Oh my brother, what's my brother, we only add 32 for one dollar."

Dong Shanshan took it over, said with a sigh: "Hold it, how much is it."

But at this time.

Zhang Ye suddenly stared at the eyes: "What bike do you want?" He shouted, "What bike?"

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Yao Jiancai patted his brain and quickly went to the cart, "Oh, right, right!"

Zhang Ye stared at Dong Shanshan and said, "How do you look like this?"

Dong Shanshan crying angrily: "I didn't say I want a bike? You said you want a bike!"

...

Audience:

"Hahahahaha Ha!"

"I laughed at me!"

"This is too joking!"

"What bike do you want? 噗 Hahahaha!"

"It's so classic!"

...

Old Wu Family.

Li Qinqin tears that comes out while laughing!

Wu Mo has laughed out of breath and is breathing back in one breath!

"Stunned!"

"How so funny!"

"Where did they say bicycles!"

...

On TV.

Zhang Ye angrily said: "Smile, I can't control this wife, just ask someone for a bike!"

Dong Shanshan said angrily: "I didn't say I want a bike!"

Yao Jiancai hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be old pissed off, I think my older sister's sentence still makes sense, you say that like my legs and feet, basically say goodbye to bicycles!"

Another classic line!

The audience burst into laughter!

Laughter almost overturned the ceiling of Studio One!

Dong Shanshan was furious and grabbed the car: "No! You can't ask someone for a bike!" Plug the car into Yao Jiancai, "You get it back quickly, push it back, you don't know if he pits you Here! "

Yao Jiancai and angrily said: "You are pitting me! Why are you doing this? I wonder, it's the same couple who live together. How can the gap between self-conduct be so tight!"

Dong Shanshan: "..."

Zhang Ye smiled: "Brother, Jiaguai!"

Yao Jiancai is grateful: "Brother, fate now!"

...

The audience is laughing!

"Hahahahaha!"

"Old Yao!"

"Zhang Ye is missing an old man!"

"Fuck me!"

"Ah, I'm out of breath!"

"I have never seen such a funny Sketch!"

...

Sketch epilogue.

This last harvest is also amazing!

Zhang Ye pushed the bike in his hand and said to his wife, "Why are you still upset? Are you still upset? Go away, change somewhere!"

Dong Shanshan said, "What are you going to do?"

Zhang Ye kicked the bicycle and smiled slightly: "Find someone with bad legs, sell him a bicycle!"

Sketch is over!

At this moment, the audience is boiling!

At this moment, Chinese people around the world are boiling!

The applause bursts like a thunder!

Applause!

Scream!

Scream!

One after another!

...

In front of the TV.

Tang Dazhang is all blue!

How is that possible!

How is this possible!

Stop it!

This axis is really suppressed by Zhang Ye!

Crosstalk Many people in the WW world are waiting to see Zhang Ye jokes.

...

Grandma home.

Three sisters are all shouting!

"Too great!"

"My brother is so awesome!"

"This Sketch is terrible! It is terrible!"

...

Li Ke Director home.

"What a great performance!"

"Sketch is better!"

"This is a perfect match!"

"Yes, it's so tacit, this Sketch is so amazing!"

...

weibo.

"trump card!"

"Yes, here is trump card!"

"I thought that the previous Crosstalk Sketch already was very bad. I was still guessing how the Zhang Ye should be bottomed out. I didn't expect it! This **** man is really no one!"

"This is the most funny Sketch I have ever seen!"

"Same as above!"

"I laugh from beginning to end!"

"Me too, my stomach is smiling!"

"Awesome!"

"Well, it's really great!"

"It looks so good!"

"I can't believe it!"

"Zhang Ye really took care of housekeeping for this year's Spring Festival!"

"This **** is Sketch! This **** is Spring Festival!"

At this moment, everyone in front of the TV has such a momentary illusion!

—— Spring Festival is back!

The Spring Festival that was so intoxicating at that time, after many years, finally returned! !!