I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1613: [The whole world is teased! 】
Japan.
Countless people closed their eyes!
"Oh no!"
"Heavens/Days!"
"Tell me this is not true!"
"How is he! How could it be him!"
"Yes, how could this guy be!"
"This **** won the peace prize?"
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Republic of Korea.
Domestic lamented!
People who passed Panda Burns Incense almost lifted the table motherfucker!
“This —”
"It's really for him!"
"Fuck!"
"Will Nobel Prize judges be stupid!"
"He just tripped India! Just tripped! Didn't you see it? Didn't you see it? You judges will go crazy!"
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United Kingdom.
"It's incredible!"
"Are they for China people?"
"Peace Award, Nobel Prize's biggest trophy!"
"This award is too unexpected!"
"No one thought of it!"
"Is Zhang Ye? I remember him."
"This person really has the ability, obviously a speech without any preparation beforehand, even let him say burning with passion, really powerful."
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India.
People are angry, countless people break the cursed!
"Hidden justice?"
"Is oppression the wind?"
"Also make our country sound a peace?"
"You **** just disappeared!"
"You stumbled to Bangalore Master, and **** talk about our bastard? Why don't you die!"
"This guy is so mad!"
"How can there be such a shameless person in the world!"
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United States.
The United States people were shocked to see this big show.
"Is Nobel Prize for China people for the first time?"
"The most important thing is the Peace Prize!"
"No one China has ever stood on such a high stage!"
"China now seems to be really different from before."
"Zhang Ye? This China person is special."
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World Hacker Organization.
The members were stunned.
"Shit!"
"Hacker can also win the Nobel Peace Prize?"
"What's wrong with this world?"
"Boss, otherwise you will try it next time Nobel Prize?"
"Go!"
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At home.
Mother said dumbly: "Really my son?"
Wu Zeqing sighed and laughed: "Let's get Nobel Prize!"
Mother asks again: "Really my son took it?"
Father's eyes are red with excitement, "Yes! It's our son! Nobel Peace Prize! You have asked already ten times just now!"
Then I saw that Mother was crazy and took out cell phone, "Quick! Call your relatives and friends!"
Father said: "No need to hit! Now everyone must know!"
Sisi's milky voice sounded.
"Long live Dad!"
"Long live Dad!"
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Grandma home.
The room is also screaming!
"My brother took it! Take it!"
"Too fucking awesome!"
"It's my brother's!"
"We have a cousin with Nobel Prize!"
"Yes! Yes! I can play this fucking awesome for a lifetime!"
Grandma and Grandfather looked at the TV screen suddenly, already didn't know how to express the mood at the moment!
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Laozhang.
Li Qinqin is crazy!
Wu Changhe is dull!
"Peace Award?"
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Zhang Ye studio.
Everyone is roaring!
"Win!"
"Let's get it!"
"Woohoo! Really! Really!"
"Leader Zhang is going to be hot!"
"Let's stand on the list of world celebrities!"
Many people at studio are crying, crying and shouting, how many words and tears can not vent their excitement at the moment!
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Chinese Academy of Science.
The seven or eight buildings in the entire courtyard were overturned by shouts!
"Get it!"
"Professor Zhang got Nobel Prize!"
"OMG! OMG!"
"He did it!"
"Hahahahaha! Old Zhou! What did I say! Ah? What did I say? I knew this kid was fine! I knew he could do it!"
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CCTV.
live broadcast.
Host already is incoherent!
Host: "Get it! Get it! The Nobel Peace Prize is ours! Nobel Prize was awarded to China for the first time!"
The guests all stood up and said loudly: "Please remember this day! Please remember this name! Zhang Ye! He took home the first Nobel Prize Cup for China! I am really proud at this moment, I Proud of Teacher Zhang Ye, I am proud of being a China person! "
Female Host ’s eyes are also wet, "I am in the same mood as Professor Sun. Everyone saw that Teacher Zhang Ye lost the Nobel Prize in Literature trophy. Maybe already turned off the TV, but no one thought that at the last time, in In the last second, Teacher Zhang Ye took home the Nobel Peace Prize trophy! At this moment, time belongs to China people. At this moment, the name of China people is ringing around the world! Great! Teacher Zhang Ye you are great! "
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Spring Garden home.
Amy opened his mouth wide and never closed it!
The shocked Xiaodong still can't believe one's own's ears. She pointed at the TV and asked Li Xiaoxian, "Zhang Ye?"
Li Xiaoxian: "Yes."
Xiaodong: "Peace Award?"
Li Xiaoxian: "Hmm."
Xiaodong spurts blood!
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Dong Shanshan home.
Old students, look at me, I look at you.
Several people have passed out!
"Zhang'er won the Peace Prize?"
"When was Nobel Prize so humorous?"
"It's so ironic to give this goods a peace prize!"
"I'm a little dizzy, I'm shocked to give me a glass of wine!"
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weibo.
China people are boiling!
"face-smacking Zhang?"
"Peace Award?"
"This, this is too **** face-smacking!"
"Who can think that this grandson actually took home the Peace Prize! This is to scare the people of the world! The Nobel Peace Prize!"
"face-smacking Zhang is about to go down in history!"
"Yes, not only has it been loaded into the history book of China, but also his mother has been loaded into the history book of the world!"
"Oh!"
"India people are going to cry!"
"Don't talk about India, I'm so scared crying!"
Some people do n’t know.
A talent has just opened weibo.
“Ah?”
"What are you talking about?"
"What happened? What peace prize?"
"A few people upstairs don't know yet? Then let me tell you a joke, this joke is-Zhang Ye won the Nobel Peace Prize!"
"Well, stop teasing."
"You are my stupid cunt?"
"If Hahaha, face-smacking Zhang dare to win the Peace Prize, then I dare to run for President United States!"
Then tens of thousands of people left a message below weibo!
"You go!"
"Come on!"
"Smoke!"
"Brother, keep it up!"
"Well, you guys should watch the news!"
In just time, tens of thousands of people came here to make fun of them, and they looked silly!
Then they noticed that something was wrong and hurried to read the news.
It doesn't matter at all, they vomit blood, faint, faint!
What?
It's true! ?
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There are many things in this world that are too difficult to accept.
For example, the sow is on a tree.
For example, the iron tree is blooming.
For example, Old Hu is vegetarian.
For example, Zhang Ye won the Nobel Peace Prize.
Zhang Ye took Nobel Prize, all China people are cheering, but this Nobel Prize name makes them feel a little awkward and dumbfounded .
Who is Zhang Ye?
China, Japan, Republic of Korea, they are all too clear!
That's a guy who scolds people regardless of the occasion!
That's a jerk!
That's a pit that can help you find something!
Counting on the things Zhang Ye has done over the years, which thing has a dime relationship with the word "peace"! But it is such a person who won the Peace Prize!
Soon, the news is out!
United States.
United Kingdom.
France.
Japan.
Russia.
Such a headline appears in news headlines around the world.
A long, long news headline never before in the history of journalism.
—— "The Nobel Prize in Literature candidate who tripped over the Nobel Prize in Literature winner at the Nobel Awards ceremony won the Nobel Peace Prize! 》
This joke made the whole world laugh!