I’m Really a Superstar Chapter 1623: [China’s soul tactics Master! 】
World network.
Netizens in countless countries around the world are crazy about here ridicule!
Japan netizens: "China people are too good to blow!"
Republic of Korea netizen: "He dare to blow him! Carriers can't escape the poison hand!"
India netizen: "Meteorite 怼 aircraft carrier? Why don't you die!"
France netizen: "After the nuclear submarine and laser weapon, the aircraft carrier was also said to be dead by the China!"
United Kingdom netizens: "I already can't look directly at the tactical theory of China people. It is too powerful. The carrier already is no longer a threat to China!"
German netizen: "fainted!"
Canada netizens: "Kneeling for China!"
Pakistan netizens: "It ’s a great China brother! You are so powerful!"
United States netizens: "As you said, nuclear submarines cannot enter your waters because of kelp obstruction, laser weapons cannot reach you because of smog, missiles can be disturbed by your smog, and paratroopers cannot jump umbrellas. Now even the aircraft carrier is **** a piece of paper Old Hu? A dozen large meteorites? I-go-you-girl-ah! Then China is not Undefeatable in the world? Who else has done it in the world! "
Russian netizen: "Hahahahaha ha!"
Netherlands users: "Zhang Ye——China's soul tactics Master!"
Pakistan netizens: "My brother China is terrific! I'm proud of you!"
Egypt users: "No one in already can stop the rise of China!"
Australia netizens: "The first time I met such a capable military expert!"
Italian netizen: "Yes, I actually think what he said makes sense, even though he knows that this guy is playing it!"
Brazilian netizens: "I thought that India people were the best at blowing -fucking awesome-, but now it looks less than one-tenth of Zhang Ye."
Countless India netizens cursed: "Go!"
China netizens: "You know too little about Teacher Zhang. I have to introduce him again. This is our best China Celebrity. His power is all in his mouth. He can even play football. The guy with a ball in his mouth, so you should be glad that there are only three sessions of program. If you record 30 sessions, all weapons and equipment in the world will fall under the mouth of face-smacking Zhang. No one is spared!
Pakistan netizens: "Great for my China brothers! You are awesome!"
United States netizen: "..."
United States.
Japan.
Republic of Korea.
Russia.
United Kingdom.
The world is in ridicule Zhang Ye.
Only Pakistan.
...
That night.
International News:
《China program attracts attention! 》
"What is the latest tactic of China?" 》
"Aircraft carrier or finished paper Old Hu? 》
"China Tactics Shock the World!" 》
《United States's seven foundry factories withdraw from China, what is the purpose? 》
"The United States factory withdrawal has been speculative, is it really helping China to reduce haze?" 》
...
Zhang Ye studio.
After recording program in CCTV International channel this morning, Zhang Ye was in studio one day. He and studio people watched program together. After checking it, they checked it online and found that all the world's networks are Voice of ridicule one's own He smiled and didn't take it seriously.
Little Wang lies on the table, "Hahahahaha!"
Ha Qiqi snorted: "How long have you been laughing?"
Little Wang covers her stomach, "Oh no, let me laugh for a while!"
Tong Fu also laughed out tears, especially after reading the messages and international news from netizens from all over the world.
"Leader Zhang is amazing!"
"Leader Zhang's mouthpiece world Undefeatable!"
"噗 Hahahaha!"
"I laughed so bad today!"
"Yes, these three days have made me laugh!"
"Let's get angry again!"
studio is full of laughter.
At this time, cell phone of Zhang Ye also received greetings from many relatives and friends.
Mother.
Sister's.
Mother's.
Yao Jiancai.
Ning Lan.
Zhang Xia.
Wait a minute.
At this time, a big event happened!
No one has thought of it, letting blood spatter happen!
Ha Qiqi watched the news and suddenly called out: "Ah! All quiet! All quiet!"
Zhang Zuo came over, "What happened Old Ha?"
Little Wang also stopped laughing, "What happened again?"
Ha Qiqi looked back at them suddenly, "This year's world military rankings just came out!"
"Come out and come out." Zhang Ye it does not matter said, "What's wrong?"
Ha Qiqi speaks amazing, "China military ranks second in the world!"
For a moment, studio is silent!
Zhang Ye's eyes widened!
Little Wang is stunned!
Tong Fu is also frightened!
"What?"
"Second?"
"It's impossible!"
"Are we, aren't we always the third?"
"Are we over Russia?"
"Shit!"
"This--this-"
The next moment, everyone in studio looked at Zhang Ye together!
Zhang Ye almost fainted, "Fuck, what do you think of me? It has a fart relationship with me!"
It ’s also a coincidence, and it ’s a coincidence that this year ’s world military rankings came out unfortunately at this time, and it may be because the Russia ’s only aircraft carrier was retired, which caused the Russia military rankings. The decline was surpassed by China for the first time. It is logical to say that this is normal, but this is the key point of this section. Of course, Zhang Ye knows that it has nothing to do with him, and studio people know that it has nothing to do with Leader Zhang!
But people don't think so!
World netizens don't think so!
So once the military rankings come out, the world is fried!
...
India.
"What?"
"China second?"
"I go! I go! I go!"
...
Japan.
"Heavens/Days!"
"Zhang Ye blows China to the second place in the world!"
"This, this **** is unscientific!"
...
Republic of Korea.
"What's in China!"
"Why is it second?"
"The military comparison is also Yes. Looking at the number of nuclear submarines, Russia doubles the number of China. How many are there in China?"
"But China has kelp."
“Ah?”
...
United Kingdom.
"My God!"
"China people are up!"
"China's soul tactic Master, blown China to second!"
"Russia cried! Their military Strength was not lost to China! It was lost to the mouth of Zhang Ye!"
...
United States.
"Crash!"
"How can this be so?"
"Blow-fucking awesome can also increase military rankings?"
"If Zhang Ye records a few more episodes of program, continue to do so, China surpasses United States to become the world's military leader is only time!"
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China.
"Hahahahaha!"
"I laughed to death! I laughed to death!"
"face-smacking Zhang is too fierce!"
"His mouth is like that!"
"The three major kelp, haze, meteorite, and new China killing weapon will rank China second in the world!"
"Zhang Ye, the world's largest military flicker family!"
"This list is unscientific! We should surpass United States and take the first place! One of us face-smacking Zhang can top ten **** carriers!"
"Oh! You guys have enough!"
"Teacher Zhang is about to be hacked! Hahahaha!"
...
China military.
Several generals collapse!
"Does this fuck?"
"It has nothing to do with Zhang Ye?"
"Now that it has nothing to do with him, and no one believes it!"
"Oh, this guy is so capable!"
...
Domestic is shocked!
The world is shocked!
Countless people around the world are laughing!
Zhang Ye's phone has been exploded again!
A wave of call for family and friends!
Yao Jiancai laughed crazy on the phone, "Hahahahaha ha! program don't stop! Take record, whether China can take the first place in the world military list, it's up to you!"
Zhang Ye laughed and cursed: "Go!"
At the moment, Zhang Ye is also a bit messy!
Of course, he knows that one's own has no military talents. It's all nonsense. Being an program, he is mainly entertainment-oriented, so he didn't expect that things would be so big.
...
"China realizes the dream of a great country!" 》
"China ranked first on the military list!" 》
"Zhang Ye God assists! 》
《China Second, thanks to Huyou? 》
The media is here for fun.
...
Zhang Yuanqi has briefly appeared on international arena before, and China Celebrity has also appeared on the international list. Without exception, their first job after boarding International C-list was to make movies or do English. Music, I want to stabilize my position on the international list. Although all failed in the end, none of them stood up, but they can also see how much they value the world celebrity list. The first job after boarding international arena is very important. Many people also think that Zhang Ye should also attach great importance to it.
But the result is exactly the opposite!
Zhang Ye's first job after being on the world celebrity list turned out to be blowing! Cattle! force!
Blowing Heaven-shaking, Earth-shattering!
Blow Earth-shaking!
The blown world is shocked!
Can you blow it like this?
From ancient times to the present, this is the only one!
To this day, the name of Zhang Ye resounds throughout the world!
On this day, Zhang Ye is truly a foothold in international arena!
Also, there is a new nickname.
—— Soul Tactics Master in the world military field!