The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 7: Walking with a dog

"Oku, Demi-Elf half Beastfolk, Bronze class professional killer, countless lives, especially love to hunt young children, was captured by Dark Elf Town Security when Quest was executed in Liu Huang City, was sentenced to 376 years in prison by Liu Huang City court, life No bail. Hey. "

While looking at the information, facing the Demi-Elf killer in the cage, I am surprised that half Beastfolk is a rare thing. The other half of the mixed race is Beastfolk's rival Elf, which is even rarer.

"Lich? Wait, don't kill me or experiment with me, you must have many enemies, I can kill you for free!"

I found that I was sent to Lich. Oku was shocked first, because Lich was the weakest Legend-class Mage. Then, I was at ease, because Lich, which also belongs to Chaos Faction, is at least better than the righteous judge and head The Holy Knight with iron is easy to deal with. Those hypocrites in the Order camp never know how wonderful it is to trade and compromise.

But at this moment, I stared at him with a smile, and brought him from Liu Huang City prison, not to find a thug.

The boneless fingers are placed on the forehead of Demi-Elf. Even the wicked pervert killer, the warm body temperature of the soul still makes people care.

It's just that the other's face is not so good. Maybe it reminds of the legend of Lich playing with souls and corpses. The cold touch of the bones makes his face paler.

"... It's really interesting. I thought it was just a Normal murderer. I was still a hidden flesh sacrificer and a filthy Demon admirer. You use your child's life and the Devil transaction under nine prisons in exchange for your own. Life and strength. "

Sure enough, with my words, the memory hidden in the subconscious becomes more and more obvious, and the dirty memory becomes more and more obvious, and the memory that comes with it is more and more fearful.

"Tell me, funny little guy, what are you most afraid of."

The human brain is very interesting. The more you try to keep yourself from thinking, the more your subconscious mind will take the initiative.

Four-ring arcane memory reading is not a deep spell, and it is not a very useful ability. The more secret things are hidden in the mind, the deeper the memory, but the memory reading can only see the top layer. That part.

But I have my own secret method.

I ask you, "What secrets are you hiding?" Then, that person will often subconsciously think about what must be hidden from their backs. Then, in that moment, the secret is given to the water, my memory reads the spell, Will reveal the content of his thinking.

"... I ’m most afraid of revealing my true identity? Interesting? What is your true identity?"

"The spy of Caron City? It's really interesting." Under the chain's inquiry, his hidden purpose was naturally clear.

Luck is really good today. Originally, I just changed two prisoners to brush evil points, but I just tested it and found out that he was actually a spy sent by other cities.

The underground city of Caron Stembo is probably the closest underground city to Liu Huang Mountain City, but it is clear that his population and area are much smaller than the prosperous Liu Huang Mountain City.

The dungeon is dominated by Beastfolk and Grey Dwarf. City Lord is a stupid Beastfolk who believes in Tyrant God Bann. The mining industry is quite developed, but other industries are not very prosperous.

This spy was hired by the other party in Caron City. Quest is just the easiest way to collect information. It can only be regarded as part-time part-time job, but it is enough to show that Caron City should be working on another idea.

"Eliza?"

"Huh?" Sure enough, the ghostly maid captain appeared next to me next second.

"Seriously torture him, squeeze him out in secret, and give Magaret a copy. Just say she doesn't care, I'll throw it to the Adam tube."

In my memory, I caught spies = secrets in the gutter = big people's ambitions = a lot of trouble ... it's equal to volunteers without money!

It ’s no good, it ’s no good, I do n’t want to worry about such annoying things. Since I encountered it, I ’ll throw it to someone who may be interested. Great Saint Magaret in charge of the interior will follow the clues to peel the truth bit by bit.

As for this prisoner? Before being sent to me, already stated that his sins were not pardonable. Since he came in, don't go out.

"Bang!"

With two loud noises, the entire old house was shaking slightly, and after that, the dust falling from the ceiling spread in the dungeon,

The prisoners couldn't help coughing, even my bones were covered with a layer of ash, but Eliza had prepared in advance and sealed his mouth with a towel.

"It seems that A'Bao already can't wait."

This earthquake is my lovely A'Bao. Since the host has n’t shown up after a weekday walk, he jumped me by jumping.

So, irresponsibly throw all the work to Eliza, the working time ends here, and now it is the walking time with A'Bao.

Or, it was the time I was dragged around by the huge Two-headed Hellhound… ..

Like other dumb dogs, just after leaving the house, A'Bao has forgotten its owner. It ’s almost crazy to happily hurry around and scurry up. But with the rein, I do n’t have thirty pounds of body skeleton. 5, naturally will be dragged up by dozens of tons of monsters.

Of course, at this time, after eating several times, I usually add Floating Spell to myself, and then tie the reins to the strongest rib to make a qualified kite ...

This way of walking has unexpected benefits ...

"The flag of bones has risen, the big dog is coming, everyone, please close the stall!"

"Town Security? Call Town Security!"

"Everyone cheer. Build a line of defense and stay in the butcher shop. Do n’t want to take away my fresh ribs today!"

Okay, I was dragged high and hovered, but instead became the A'Bao logo. In order to avoid being affected by the dumb dog, the stall vendors across the two blocks began to give way.

"Go to the undead area of ​​Chengdong, there shouldn't be a Town Security tube!"

Hearing these words, I quickly ordered to pull the reins, and let A'Bao turn his head.

Walking at A'Bao in the past will only cause traffic confusion at most, and it will not hurt people (Skeleton Soldier is not a person!)

Town Security used to deal with more serious criminal cases. When they arrived, I almost returned from a walk, but now, as the only survivor of Gentleman Alliance, when our alliance is not causing trouble for them, I will definitely not Underestimate their speed of departure, and take our resolve once and for all.

"Wang!"

Under my command, A'Bao kicked off the Tauren blocking the road, and then used a big **** to sit on the roadblock that blocked the road and ran toward the east of the city in a dusty way.

"Stop !!!"

"Stop for Momo, it's you, it hurts Momo yesterday to **** pants in front of adult Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One)!"

Well, I still underestimated the other party's determination to win me. The Town Security team actually set up an ambush.

But ... "Jump, A'Bao!"

The huge **** dog jumped over the roadblock in front of him.

The Town Security who followed, but reluctantly stopped.

A six-meter-high skeleton giant stood with the gates of the King Kong as a shield.

There is no trace of emotion in the empty eyes, but no one dares to cross the thunder pool.

Here already is the undead area in the east of the city, but it is not under the jurisdiction of Town Security. If they want to enter the law enforcement, they must report and go through the procedures, and they have really gone through the tedious bureaucratic procedures. This Lich is early No one can be found.

And I arrived at my destination today, sending A'Bao away, letting him go for food by himself ... hehe, go play.

Then, say hello to every undead in front of you.

"Hey, I haven't seen you for a long time, everyone, do you miss me? Big chunks, your carrion is even more smelly. Small bones, really bright skulls, that brand of polish? Uncle Aka, your bones are rusty Otherwise, try my newly researched lubricant, which is all natural, no pollution, no side effects ... "

But in front of my eyes, I just jumped on the undead lively, and saw me, first collectively, then… ..;.

"Run !!!! The lunatic is here again! Scared to death!"

... It's sad to make the bird and animal scattered.

The giant skeleton took his tomahawk and jumped over the house. Dullahan swarmed away his own head, the poor skeleton warrior, and also rolled away.

The scene in front of me is really sad ...

"Hey, is there such a welcoming tribe? Isn't it that you have done a new experiment with undead magic, done a tortured routine, and tested the power of sacred sword ..."

The more I talked, the less I was ashamed, but a familiar voice came to my mind.

"Your Highness, you have all given your reasons, and I don't need to make nonsense anymore. When you come here, is it time for us to fight?"

"No, I'm a pacifist, war or something. I hate it most. However, the appointed time is almost coming. Is our army, already ready?"

"Of course, Your Highness, your legion, whether 376 years ago or 250 years ago. Or 130 years ago, that disappointed you that time! Red Hunting Hound twenty thousand The 4,622 disabled soldiers have been defeated, sharpened their tusks in peace, and are waiting for dispatch at any time. We already can't wait to return to the battlefield. "

The heavy voice was full of warfare, and my general was as reliable as it used to be.

"Are you going to parade or watch a new plague test today? Our Alchemy wizard has invented a brand new war weapon. He also has high destructive power ..."

"No, I have said that I am a pacifist. It's boring to kill and kill. Today, I came to see the preparations for things."

"You mean that stupid .... No, is that important? already is ready and ready to start."

I nodded in satisfaction and turned around, but I couldn't see anyone.

"Wang Wang! Below. Wang Wang, below, Your Highness! Are you deliberate? Am I funny? I'm one of your most powerful generals!"

Looking down, it turned out to be my lovely Xiao Bas, he was chasing his tail instinctively in a circle.

He is the brother of A'Bao, one of my most trusted generals in the past, but now he is a cute little skull dog.

"I'm not Xiao Bas! I'm Bastian, Void Demon Bastian!"

"Yes, A'Bas."

"Bastian !! I'm your general, your deputy commander of the invincible legion!"

"Okay, Xiao Bas. Do n’t stress, I always think you are great. Well, the most important thing is that you are cute! Sure enough, Pet is the best friend of human, and naughty kid(s) is the worst enemy. . "

Listening to the tone of my disobedient child, and the increasingly unreliable declaration, with tails and brows hanging down, Xiao Bas covered her face and lay down. It knows that as long as the owner falls into such a state of madness, It's useless to say anything.

How did a skull dog face make a look of despair? I saw it today.

"Okay, don't tease you, Xiao Bas. Are you ready?"

"Just whatever you like. Although I always think it's a bad idea, but you are not known for being Correct, you should be happy ..."

"Cough!" A slight cough interrupted its complaint.

"So, I, Lich Roland., announced that this Liu Huang Mountain City undead tourism week event has officially started, and the Death Crown theme park is officially put into operation!"

Yes, it's boring to fight and kill. It's economy and people's livelihood! In our undead district, we will also launch our new pillar industry, the undead theme park.

Dullahan polo competition, skull puzzle king game, ghost festival competition, riding a cool Bone Dragon to travel the whole Liu Huang Mountain City, I already prepared a series of selling point programs.

Behind it, is the biggest selling point of the theme park. It is a huge ferris wheel accumulated by countless skeletons. He is more than 300 meters tall, and the evil wind driven by it turns like flying Black Dragon. It is huge. It looks like a Titan giant and can be seen outside Liu Huang Mountain City.

Although I spent a lot of words at that time, persuading the living that it was not a terrible fighting machine, nor was it a terrible conspiracy ... but it was all worth it!

This is a live advertisement for the theme park. Soon, countless tourists will come here, and I will make a lot of money.

At this moment, my skeleton attendants, also wearing clown clothes, started to play gongs and drums at the door, and I waited patiently for customers to come in.

When it was surprising that half an hour had passed and no tourist had come, I asked A'Bas lying on my head.

"Did the flyers go out?"

"It was sent out long ago.

"Have you paid for those Gnome dwarf ads?"

"Give it."

"Is High Court's security guarantee included in the ad?"

"Of course, thanks to the permission and guarantee of the Executive Yuan and High Court, no one would dare to come without this.

"Is my ad written poorly?"

"No, very literary and very attractive. 'See your future situation and say hello to your future neighbors. Dance with ghosts in a fantasy world and enjoy a novelty experience never before. The first three days Free, top 100 customers have mysterious gifts! Absolutely safe! Absolutely fun. '"

"Why no one is here!"

I stared at this dumb dog, but it smiled.

"Oh, lord, you forgot, this is the undead area. The forbidden area of ​​life. What do you think, in our eyes, what is our undead?"

After hearing the words, I suddenly stopped. "What is undead?"