The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 28: Teach you how to make fakes
"God Equipment, Yongye Scepter, the symbol of the immortal kingship, is said to be the possession of the Yongye monarch, hiding the powerful secrets of the monarch, but has never appeared on the historical stage." God Equipment illustrated book of the Tower of Thousand Laws, this is how to introduce Yongye warrants .
As the only Undead Emperor in modern times, the rise of the Yongye monarch and his disappearance are generally Legend, and no one knows how he rose, just as no one would predict that he would be defeated in the heyday, but many people guess that he The sudden rise of the company is inextricably linked to this God Equipment.
"This God Equipment has never appeared in history. It has been questioned whether it is existence (a person who kills a rumor and can receive 100 gold coins by the head of the seventh administrative office of the Heroes Empire), but including me Many Great Emperor guards and entourages have heard him whisper this sentence "
"Want my strength and kingship? Go find it, I put everything there-Yongye Scepter."
"Great Emperor's wisdom is as profound as the sea. At that time, no one expected the invincible Yongye legion to fail. But he was not confused by the illusion. The soul flame of his eyes already saw the future. He It seems to be a murmur of unknown omen, but in fact it is telling the future of the kingdom after its absence.
"Since he disappeared (including me, there are still a lot of high-end undead who do not believe that the invincible Great Emperor will die in battle), this rumor has spread like wildfire. It seems that 'Yongye Scepter's all Talents can be the heirs of Undead Emperor. 'It has long been the consensus of all the wisdom undead. If someone really gets the scepter, then the Great Emperor country may not go to the end, Great Emperor already has prepared the best future for the undead empire, and ... "
"The stupid undead monarchs actually ignored the teachings of Great Emperor. After he left, he started a war for profit. Without legitimacy, he expected to use force to forcibly become a new generation of Undead Emperor. The result is The founding Undead Emperor country turned into a bubble, the invincible Yongye army was depleted, and the remaining parts were composed of Xiluo Empire. "
"Because of this historical reason, it is obviously the strongest twelve consuls to share authority, but it is still an empire, but we will not allow any of us to take up that position. The emperor already was suspended for one hundred For many years, it will be doomed to hang until the owner of that scepter appears.-The historical recorder, Xiluo Empire seventh consul spider Marquis, Great Emperor eternal guard Reinhardt.
Oh, when I saw Little Reinhardt ’s "History Works", I dislocated my chin on the spot, I really did n’t know what to do with it. If I could sweat, I ’m cold, sweaty, Waterfall Khan and Genghis Khan are probably not enough to express my complex feelings.
In a sense, already achieved more than expected results with malicious jokes, but now, in order to make this underground world more chaotic, I prepared the second half of the joke with malicious intent.
Yongye Scepter, a black wooden scepter of about one meter, looks like wood. In fact, it is filled with bone meal inside. It is a special scepter mixed with bone and wood.
It was sculpted by myself. The blood-colored rose pattern and decoration on it are full of my personal style. At that time, the old folks knew that there was also a gray death ice mana on my staff. The four words "Yongye Scepter", just looking at the appearance, know that it is super high-end goods, but this is not enough.
"The first thing to solve is its origin. Treasure without a source is always doubtful. Adam, sign this document and sign it with your soul."
Glancing at the file, lest the Adam who is not in the world laugh, then happily signed his name on it.
"Adam Han." The font generally burned by flames does not have a trace of high temperature. It burns quietly on paper. It is derived from the soul mark of Soul Imprint. Everyone is different. It is a symbol of Legend status. Forgery is completely impossible. .
And the name on my staff, the gray font of death and ice, with the taste of ice and death, is also my soul mark when I am the Yongye monarch, adding more authenticity.
What I want him to sign is an entrusted auction. The entrusted party is the largest auction house in the city where the underground covenant is concluded.
With this certificate, at least it proves that Yongye Scepter comes from the hands of Hero Adam Han, and among them, it is particularly sworn that this God Equipment has a legitimate origin. It was obtained by Adam from Yongye. Weapons, Adam guarantees the authenticity of the document with its own reputation!
When this news spreads, everyone will guess that Adam hid Yongye Scepter when they defeated Yongye, then the source of Yongye Scepter will be real and reliable.
Ah, what the document says is true, Adam is indeed a scepter obtained from me, but there are some discrepancies in the real time. If you misunderstand it, you ca n’t blame me .....
Then I held the scepter and poured it into mana, but asked Adam to hold the other end of the scepter, and at the same time I poured in my strength, and then twisted, pulled, and turned ...
"click."
The fire and ice collided and burst directly, and the scepter almost broke off. It was full of cracks, while on one side were the traces of burning flames, and on the other were the grayish black that corroded and spread the ice.
"Well, this has caused damage in the battle between Yongye Maharaja and Red Lotus Hero. Then, even if there is something wrong, they will be pushed to damage in the battle."
But it's still a bit too new, so I dropped on the ground, then jumped up and down, stepped on and off, and then Adam wanted to come to "help", and I kicked him directly.
I do n’t know the weight, the strength is big, let him jump twice, it will definitely be broken, then it will not be done in vain.
"Well, historical traces are barely there, make it up." Looking at the scepter full of dust and footprints, I nodded with satisfaction. Now already is not a brand-new wooden staff, it is full at first sight. The scars are a bit like cultural relics.
Magaret pondered on the side, hesitated, and still spoke.
"No matter how realistic it is, but ....."
"Yes, it's not enough." Of course, I know it's not enough. This is not the authenticity of the previous relics. It can only be found by experience and knowledge. The world has magic and true gods, and there are many types of prophetic spells. There are many types and it is not so easy to want to cheat.
However, this was in my expectations from the beginning. Both Adam and I were demigod, already was the strongest existence under the true god, and the Normal prophecy spells are basically invalid. In this world, Several abilities are troublesome.
The high-order priest ’s **** prays, asks the true **** who believes, if the true **** is free (the pastor most loved by the god, the chance of success using this **** is less than 1/10), may answer you Question, but only answer "yes" and "no"
Large Mage's outside truth, summons a true spirit from another world, asks him questions, and still can only answer "YES" and "NO".
There is also the tarot divination of the witch. Through the interpretation of the destiny line, she still only answers "real" and "false" ...
As far as I know, those reliable prophetic spells are all wrong, they can only answer "yes" and "no", sometimes they still do n’t answer. Then, the shorter the question, the more likely it is to get an answer. Prophecy. After one time, it cannot be predicted again in the short term.
This is not accidental, but the rules of this world. The more powerful the prophecy spell, the closer it is to the truth of the world, the more severely it will be restricted. At the same time, the more information it will have, the more it will discover the truth. The more you consume on the road, the more you ca n’t find out the deeper truth.
I can indeed pay the price, just like concealing my existence on the destiny line, so that the prophecy spells against Yongye Scepter are invalid, but sometimes, if the problem is not found, the problem is more explained, and the prediction cannot be detected. Ghost, then, the conclusion is obvious, we need to let the prophecy spell to the wrong conclusion,
Let the 100% correct prediction spell reach the wrong conclusion. Sounds incredible? Hehe, sometimes, correctness does not mean true, and trueness does not mean correctness ...
Since you can only answer "Yes" or "No", you can play more tricks.
I have sorted out three questions they may ask. The first one is also a must. Is this staff an Yongye Scepter made by the Yongye monarch himself ... This one is definitely true and reliable without playing tricks.
So, the second person most likely to ask, "Among them, is there a secret of the Yongye monarch."
This question is simple, but the simpler it contains the more information content, if there is no secret, then this scepter, even if it is true, is worthless as a fake. I guarantee that this question will be the first Asked, will be asked many times.
So, I put a note long ago with the "secret" written in Chinese ...
Okay, this is really spoof, but it should be very effective. After all, those stupid prophecy spells will definitely say "YES!" "Yes" "Real."
Third, "Is there a secret to becoming the Xiluo Empire emperor? / Is it helpful to become the undead monarch,"
This is asking if this God Equipment really has the political value of ruling Xiluo Empire… .Well, I put all the secrets and habit of those undead monarchs, such as Bone Dragon queen ** singing is super ugly, and I still snoring while sleeping, If you take these little secrets to threaten them, if they are subdued, they will naturally help your political life. Of course, the premise is not to be killed ...
To tell the truth, according to my understanding of them, if they are extremely wicked, you might as well go to the human kingdom and tell the king that I want to be your boss and give me the throne, then the chance of success is even greater. Much more .....
Fourth, "Is it related to the powerful secret / power of Yongye Majesty?"
Cough, "Study hard, improve every day, work hard to fight monsters, and work hard to upgrade." Absolutely true. This is the powerful secret of Yongye Maharaja. If you are not convinced to argue .........
Well, I believe that when these means are played down, the authenticity and importance of this Yongye Scepter will spread throughout the underground world from the day the auction house receives the goods, and it will attract the attention of all forces, even if no one can Use it .... No, not only that, the world above will also send people over. At least, all the incumbents of undead Xiluo Empire will go crazy ..... If the undead empire first swells with the underground City Lord, then, the second death The catastrophe, will somehow pass.
Well, I admit that I'm too optimistic, but try the head office.
"So, first of all, the initial goal of messing up the underground world has been reached ..."
Looking at this scepter, I am still a little dissatisfied. I do n’t think anyone will see it as a fake, but for superpowers, sometimes, unreasonable intuition is more reliable than knowledge and experience. Instinct is hard to hide.
So hesitated for a moment, I said to Adam.
"Since my already is released from prison, return Roland sacred sword to me.",
"Here." Without a word, the fiery red Adam covered me with the only other color on his body and the silver-white broken sword placed around his waist.
The Magaret on the side froze for a while, and wanted to say something, but in the end there was no exit.
"Oh, my Phylactery, it's been a long time."
Yes, this is where my soul is. As long as Phylactery is not extinguished, Lich will not be extinguished. Everything in Phylactery is possible. It can even be a book or a hat.
From the cheats obtained by the Lottery system, Uncle Tom from the other world has once divided his soul into seven points, made seven Phylactery, and also known as the Horcrux… ..
In fact, I want to say that although it is really not easy to die, but the soul is divided into so many parts, then I am not afraid to become a schizophrenic lunatic ... Well, maybe, he was crazy from the beginning.
My prisoner, Phylactery, naturally belongs to the Adam jailer, and he always carries it with him. Of course, he is still very clever, at least not stupid enough to threaten me with Phylactery, forcing me to play other tricks ... ..
I stroked this broken sword, but I was quite lamented. I chose to use family heirloom to make Phylactery, just to see this Roland sacred sword of the same name, which is also known as the "Immortal Sword". No damage, but now, under the tide of destiny, our country is over, but this immortal sword is still "destroyed".
At this time, Phylactery is in hand, and the gray mana of the whole body is slowly increasing. I have not been uncomfortable with suppression, and I have recovered a little strength.
"Is the beginning of Legend? Well, many things have become easier recently."
Next, I touched the opening of the broken sword, but easily squeezed out some metal fragments from the sturdy sword, around the fragments, and the fluctuation of the soul.
Then I spread the sesame seeds as a pastry, scattered the scattered particles on the "Yongye Scepter", and then stroked it lightly. After a flash of flash, there were more stars on the scepter. gem.
The gems are constantly shining with silver light, the star light jumps and shuttles between the gems, intersects one after another, if you look closely, the light also has its own rhythm, like the creature breathing, after I infused the soul fragments This Yongye Scepter, with the soul, already is alive!
However, contrary to this broken sword that holds my soul, the strong man who holds this scepter will listen to the words of my soul, be influenced and determined by me, even in the long soul communication. The soul was eroded by me and gradually became my slave ... It seems a bit wrong, I am not already improperly Demon King for many years! Well, personal habits, accidentally ...
Seeing the scene in front of him, Adam took a cool breath. Although he didn't know what I did, he instinctively felt that the scepter was dangerous and wrong.
But Magaret gave me a stern glance. She saw something and used her eyes to signal her dissatisfaction, but her protest was ignored by me as always.
"Okay, I'm used to it by accident, and it's really overdone. However, at least this grade can make those underground hegemons and Undead Lords, wild super powerfuls smart and faint, and also actively jump into the vortex . "
Then I opened my mouth and swallowed the broken sword. The broken sword did not fall into the bones of the body, but disappeared.
My already transferred the broken sword to a safe place. At this point, I was released from prison.
"It is said that it will take more than two months to get to Vikestandi, where the Dungeon Covenant headquarters is located. It is time for Annie to lead the team, and it is time for her to stand on her own. You ca n’t hold her back forever. Come on, I will follow up and continue to be my behind-the-scenes gangster and won't let her hang up.
After speaking, I turned and left.
"Going to Vikestandi for more than two months? No, master, you are talking about the old yellow calendar. There are three ways now, much faster."
I glanced at the maid who was eager to try behind.
"Although you don't expect it, just listen to it."
"The conventional carriage is indeed nearly three months, but the advancement of technology has made the new road much faster. The first one is only one second, the dwarf dimensional tearing machine ..."
"... Isn't that the gnome teleporter? Don't talk, I don't want to be stuck in another dimension again. You want to cross the other world and come to a female harem, you go! "
"Second, three days, Gnome rocket car ..."
"No, that's one second. I'll be blown to the sky after a second. Forget it, I guessed the last one, so don't say it again."
But the expressionless maid smirking, holding her eyes, followed the master behind her leaving, and continued to say no matter what.
"Three hours, Gnome rocket, straight up and down, convenient and fast. /… .."
"Does this make a difference? Oh, does one have wheels and one does not have wheels? Do you just want to kill yourself? I should be pretty good to you"
The departure of the unreliable master and servant left two demigods in deep thought.
"Is Annie? Maybe Roland didn't say anything wrong, it was time for her to try it out. We started her team adventure at already at her age, and the world went wild."
"Should Annie go out? I know, but if you let Roland out, are you really not afraid of the world chaos?"
Facing the sage's doubts, Hero Adam smiled.
"Do n’t believe it, my intuition tells me that the world may be finished at any time, and the only speed change is in this Lich. Do you believe it?"
After hearing the words, Magaret has a tight face, full of unhappiness, and then raised an eyebrow, turning it into disdain,
"You believe him, I ..."
She wanted to say something of disdain, but in front of the straight eyes of Adam, she always couldn't tell the truth. In the end, she still stomped.
"Don't look at me like this, you guys are dead wood. I believe it. Although he is a Bastard, he is really cunning. If he can't, no one in this world can do it!"