The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 30: Trusted non-person

Blow up the bathhouse? Steal the clothes in the shop's dressing room and closet? Or summon a corrosive acid rain? Smell the pedestrians directly on the road?

I wo n’t do any of the above. It ’s all illegal. I ’m not talking about it, and it ’s against the principle that I try not to involve innocent people. Well, just try to ...

I have a better way! Completely legal!

After all, there are a lot of Pervertss in this city, and I do n’t have the need to break the law myself ...

The Wild Druid Sulfur Mountain Branch Alliance, referred to as Wild Bull Alliance, is a moderate Druid organization. Well, it's only relatively mild. In many places, Druids started with big troubles and big troubles. Hanging on the equal sign.

Why? Isn't Druid friendly to everyone? The sons of the jungle, coexisting in harmony with nature, are self-sufficient without desire.

However, I want to say that most of those who can say this have not really contacted Druid.

As we all know, druids advocate balance and nature. Simply put, what is natural is good, and what is artificial is bad.

Fundamental druids hate all artefacts. They even see ironware as the enemy of nature, not to mention the products of engineering and modern industry. They even see cities as prisoners of metal and masonry. Ideally, it would be best if civilization ceased and everyone returned to the primitive society together.

In the world I was in before, such organizations have also been existence. They protect nature by attacking hunters and bombing factories. In fact, they are no different from terrorist organizations.

Druids who can communicate with other lives and peace can probably be regarded as moderates, and Wild Bull Alliance is more moderate among moderates, otherwise Liu Huang Mountain City will not allow them to enter.

Well, even with Eich Continent, people still hope that the days will get better, instead of getting back to the primitive society. Such ethnic groups and teachings are not suitable for living in a normal society. Druids are not lacking in normality. People, there are always people who want to cook delicious food in their hearts, instead of plucking and eating blood and hair. Therefore, they also continue to split and reorganize.

For example, "We only oppose over-logging (of course we also oppose mining, but we only protest verbally, we will not block attacks)", "We only oppose whale hunting (also oppose dolphin hunting, and sea lions! Sea crabs we do not Protection, hippocampus, we will meet next Tuesday to discuss whether it is against). Such a moderate organization, in fact, uses several oppositions to maintain its druid's doctrine and identity, but it is actually almost the same as Normal people.

As a moderate moderate, Wild Bull Alliance opposes only one artifact, which is a model of harmonious coexistence between the Druid and human society.

But unfortunately, the objectionable object is too special, which has caused their sects to be unable to expand the number of people and grow stronger. After all, not everyone has the courage to take off the objectionable object.

Well, when it comes to this, everyone should guess that they are against the artifact.

Yes, what they are against is clothes ...

Yes, their teaching is that the human body is the most perfect creation of nature, the clothes are the original sin, and our druid is the embodiment of nature. We should show the world the perfect natural flesh that we are born with. .

Wild Druid Sulfur Mountain Branch Alliance. The original name is the wild body is the natural beauty, the dressed Druids are all evil and heresy alliances, so how can I make it Gentleman Aura registered in Liu Huang Mountain City, So, repeatedly calling back the modification, it became the Wild Bull Alliance that was barely acceptable.

Even so, they are still the Perverts organization everyone shouts, even worse than my Gentleman Alliance. After all, not everyone can accept it. When they are busy, they suddenly pass by a group of starlings. Man ... Keke, it's disgusting just to think about it, sure enough I should have kicked them out!

However, in order to take into account the current situation of mixed ethnicity, I did not establish the crime of “travenous” in this city. After all, there are too many differences in the living habits of various ethnic groups, which can easily lead to misunderstanding. For example, Tauren has The habit of drinking breast milk at any time is, in the eyes of other races, too Perverts.

Furthermore, according to the code, Perverts is only a matter of morality and mental problems. It is too much to use the law, so there is no reason to refuse them.

Of course, I soon regretted it. After successfully settling in, they always tried to publicize their teachings to the public, expand their influence, and made law enforcement and the judiciary quite headache. In plain words, It's the organization that is always secretly naked. It is a waste of my police force.

The law enforcement officers of Normal really don't have a good way to deal with these guys who are slick and smooth. The other party did not break the law, but if it was said, it gave them a good opportunity to promote their teachings.

"Hah, this is the beauty of primitiveness. The mother of nature was ** naked when we created it. What are we embarrassed about ..."

A variety of fallacies and heresies still have their own system. The key is that their strength is not weak. The leader's shock is still a Legend druid, which is extremely troublesome and difficult to deal with.

Fortunately, after the Dark Elf Town Security were in place, this vicious flame was severely hit

"... You have such courage to come out with such a small caterpillar, but you haven't shaved yet."

"Wow, that guy has a ugly birthmark on his buttocks, his left and right feet are high and low, and he is born with deformity and learns to be naked. Ben, ah, it is still a bag X, really, too courageous, too shameless It's ... "

"Beast underground bug, stay away from your mother, it smells dead. How long haven't you bathed? Savage!"

"Don't cry, Momo is very sympathetic to you, hee hee, although it is a bit small, less than half of the Momo whip. Hey! Well, not too small, hee, please try hard to survive, maybe someone I will like it! Well, there will be. Hahaha, Momo can't help it! "

For men, it is really uncomfortable to be despised in this respect. If you despise Fang as a beauty, it will be more painful.

Under the onlooking evaluation of a group of extremely sturdy Dark Elf girls from the matrilineal clan, the Wild Bull Alliance, which suffered severe physical and psychological damage, almost disbanded directly, and the powerful Legend Druid Eaglestorm almost committed himself to the river .........

Since then, Dark Elf Town Security have become natural enemies of Wild Bull Alliance, and every time they organize activities, they carefully avoid the jurisdiction where Town Security may appear.

Right now, I have written a super-long boring speech, and handed it to Eliza to wear my robe to speak for me, and asked all law enforcement officers (including Town Security) to convey their studies. That manuscript was boring to me. I will fall asleep when I look at it, and it takes at least three hours to read. The most shameless, I also asked them to take notes and submit notes afterwards to check their learning. If they didn't listen carefully, they would be deducted from the salary.

Okay, just thinking about it is a form of torture ... It's finally venting the grievances that are plagued by heavy paperwork. I'm too bad, Oye!

Hehe, now, as long as I let old cow Xueti send me the news that Town Security is very busy to Wild Bull Alliance, they will naturally start the event without hesitation, and wait for the Town Security to get out of the auditorium, and the activities of Wild Bull Alliance should be early It's over.

However, because I think Wild Bull Alliance is unpleasant, the notice time and actual time are quite different. It is about an hour late. When they close the team, they will be caught and they will be caught by Town Security. Fierce blow, heavy physical and mental damage, quiet for a month or two ...

Say, is it easy to do something everyday? We still have to come up with a way to plan a conspiracy, but now, it's time to harvest and wait for a show.

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

Sit in the coffee shop where you can see the entire main square, ignore the guys who just rushed out to the starling bird outside, watching the unlucky eggs spraying out the coffee and drinks in the mouth, while admiring with the corner of the eyes In front of the farce, he opened the daily newspaper on the table happily.

"The Black Brotherhood firmly supports the second generation with Annie Layde as its core ... It seems that the main characters of the thief union generation are smart, so they will not be moved for the time being."

"Oh!"

Okay, I'm too happy. The Eliza coffee on the opposite side sprayed on me, and I got a face.

"Eliza, you did it on purpose !!!"

"Sorry !! It wasn't intentional, master." The half-Demon maid quickly took out a tissue and wiped it for me, but ...

"No! Eliza, why are you here? Didn't I ask you to speak for me? You ..."

"I did plan to speak for you at the time, but when the speech plan was approved by Hall of Legislation, my sister Lilith said that since it was a Hall of Enforcement internal lecture, it was too much for the Supreme Judge to come in person, so it was enough to leave it to the head of Hall of Enforcement. It's over. "

"Oh!" I heard that I calmed down, as long as I could frame Town Security and give it to the Xueti kid, but suddenly, I found that the opposite Eliza seemed a little hesitant.

"What's wrong? Sorry? Oh, no matter how sharp and sharp you usually are, you are still a woman, and you see a group of naked men. Sure enough, men are scared? Don't worry, I know you didn't mean it, sorry If so, go back first and watch my daily bumper harvest today! "

I smiled smugly, but Elise on the other side suddenly shook her head, her face full of sympathy.

"... Sir, I will lose my mind. Please look at the back."

"Behind?"

Turning my head, it really looks like a group of magic flurry dances. The Eaglestorm and Xueti guys with hawk noses hold hands and sing while dancing, dancing around the two Holy Knights who are shaking together.

Being naked. A man dancing around is Holy Knight, and it is probably the first time in my life.

Even, already, some people started to strip their clothes, intending to let them join the parade ...

"That ... Tim and Lucas? It's pitiful, actually encountered this group of Perverts ... I hope not to leave any psychological shadows, the knight already is bad enough."

Of course I remember these two idiots Holy Knight, the old account that ruined my Ferris wheel has not been settled, but since they are so bad today already, I am in a good mood, even if they are lucky, I will not find Opportunity revenge, write off the old account.

"Wait, no! Why was the kid from Xueti here!"

I questioned, but only got sympathetic eyes, Yi Liza gave a light cough, imitating a familiar voice.

"Silver Rose, please do n’t mention that Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) has gone to work in the future, even if you imitate it very much. In case it is known, it will affect the reputation of our judicial organs. By the way, please tell adults He said that since the Hall of Enforcement Minister Gang Wei could not be found anywhere, the speech will be postponed until 2:30 pm tomorrow. If he is interested, please listen to him.

Eliza learns Lilith's prestigious tone is simply wonderful, but I haven't enjoyed the leisurely performance of the Quyi program ...

"That is to say, the speech has been postponed? Town Security are working normally and may appear at any time !!!"

"Bastard !!! It's you Perverts, Holy Light again, no, law, give me strength! Incantation of Law: Judgement!"

Behind the chaos, the sudden killing of Town Securitys shocked Wild Bull Alliance and Xueti, and they suddenly thought they were in a trap.

"Bastard Roland, you pit brothers again, old cow, I give you a balance!"

The roaring old cow, I do n’t know what happened, I thought it was Lich, and he did n’t know it was a mistake. Instead, he looked up and screamed, as if he had suffered a great grievance!

"Damn, it's not safe here."

I left two gold coins as a newspaper fee and turned around to leave, but at the entrance of the cafe, two female Elf were smiling at me.

"Hey, behind the scenes, really, it's you again."

One is the captain Diana of the Town Security brigade, and the other is the deputy captain Yawen. At this moment, the heavy Slaying Dragon knife is in her footsteps.

Her natural mental magic is completely immune, which is why I chose to give this user's crazy knife to Town Security, but at this moment, I am not so happy to find a suitable master so quickly. , And full of belly is annoyed that once again stoned his own feet.

Looking back, the Eliza already disappeared without a trace. The half-dimensional Demon talented dimensional door is really first-class. The cold-blooded Demon abandoned the comrades-in-arms. It was a decisive moment. At the moment, I was around a half-time slower and already was dropped. With the dimension anchor, it is impossible to slip through space magic.

So, I laughed a long time, then raised my hands ...

... squat holding your head.

"Don't beat my face !!! I'm going to get a blind date with my wife!"

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While I was enjoying the warm hospitality of Town Security beauty, the familiar voice of Eliza sounded in my ear.

"Master, I didn't say yesterday, this Quest needs someone to help."

"Hmm !? Don't say it, come save me !!!"

"... Actually, I'm not looking for those druids. You can completely find those folks in your undead area, zombies, Skeleton Soldier, Zengzi, Bone Dragon. They were originally undressed. You can bring Watch them swim to dawn, then, Quest will surely be a great success! "

I think if already sees the smug, smug, innocent girl who is smug on the other side ...

"Eliza !!! You pit me again !!!"