The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 32: Liza

I came out of City Lord, but already was quite late, but I really did n’t want to go back to the detention center.

The detention center? Yes, Lich Roland is still in custody in the detention center for creating the big riot, just sneaking out.

Although planning a large-scale streaking does not violate any law, it is really not a crime, but it is definitely necessary to conduct introspection for three or five days and let him introspect in the captivity not to commit another crime.

I have summoned a skeleton, put the usual decorations and clothing on him, and leave a little mana, pretending to be a fake Lich, but my own body slipped out, if it is usually, in order not to be found, Sure to hurry back.

After all, Dark Elf are very sensitive to mana, they will wear out when they are not careful, but now they have no time to control the obedient Lich in the corner.

Why? That's because they're busy, super busy ..... That's about the sin I did myself, the engineering banning month.

From the perspective of purifying the atmosphere of Liu Huang Mountain City, this banning operation was perfect. After the **** dwarfs and Gnome live bombs were thrown into the detention center, the crime rate and alarm rate of the entire Liu Huang Mountain City dropped by more than 3% at the same time. There was no explosion at night.

But when the Town Security knights had a good night's sleep, they realized that this was the beginning of the nightmare.

What is more troublesome than just one trouble is that several troubles are accumulated together. When many engineering masters are united in the detention center, when the banner of the first Liu Huang Mountain City Engineering Exchange Conference is played, I am a knowledgeable person. , Also stunned with my friends.

Gnome engineering masters exchanged their experiences of exploding and being exploded, gnomes exchanged various new ideas and new methods, well, mainly the various ways of death, even when the body was searched clean In extreme boredom, the dwarf and Gnome even discussed the product of the fusion of the two types of engineering in a quarrel ....

I was also interested in igniting the wind on the side ... "" We can make a mountain-sized Gnome logging machine. A chainsaw can cut down the High Elf war ancient tree? Impossible? Will it be overweight? ? Child, why are you so imaginative, you forgot that there is more than one master here, as long as you use the dwarf's electronic conduit and decompression spring, not only will it not be overweight, it should not explode too fast. "

"We can make a giant mechanical fire-breathing dragon, and then paint the corners of the head in red, so that it will be three times faster."

"We can build a drill airship with a constantly rotating head and use it to drill holes to the ground, so that we don't have to pay a toll for a dungeon that keeps the ground passage."

But soon, I found out that the situation is not right. This group of guys is too strong in action. When I mentioned the fusion of technology and new research topics, I was so happy to talk, and actually started to do it directly.

"No source of fire? My heel is a lighter, and sparks will start as soon as flint hits the ground."

"No parts? Oh, my brother Yingou is still a part-time Flame Mage, what is it to use a few irons to make parts?"

"No gunpowder? Hehe, I'm the master of the Gnome Alchemy and Gnome projects. Come and pick me up the soap ..... No, I'm not a guy, I just want soap and the animals in your lunch I use fat to make raw materials, and watch me refine nitro, glycerol by hand !!! This is a unique skill I learned from the seal people in Kitanosho. Since mastering this recipe, my mother no longer has to worry about my nitro, glycerin, and propellant. No fuel. "

"No fuses, catalysts, or clockwork? Wait for me to undress ..... Hey, I'm really not a guy. You see, this clothes has been soaked in liquid black cord silver, and you can explode by just tearing a piece of cloth. (The Gnome beside him looked at him with reverence, which meant 'you are really a model of the Gnome research spirit, you dare to wear things like this.') This set of buttons is the most basic tool set. I have all the wrenches, screwdrivers, and vices. Want? Not to sell, but this is the birthday gift that the smart Lich gave me, our precious symbol of friendship !!! .... If you want to buy it too, it is not impossible, at least 30,000 gold coins to sell! "

I touched my hairless chin proudly, and the Jinya Beyar covered with the ugly green smiled at me, which was a thumb.

Looking at the Beyar brothers who are vaguely leaders of the people who thought they were excellent technology, watching them hotly dismantle iron parts, take soap, and extract fat from animal fat, my annoyed bowels are all green, um, if I have Intestinal words.

"..... I swear, when I go out, I must find a reason to throw them into prison. Crime? If nothing unexpected happens, let them go on and on, and there will be."

Well, the detention center built for citizen tax will not be blown into the sky, and more importantly, I don't want to fly to the sky, so I did not hesitate to call for support.

"Eliza, go to the headquarters of Town Security to report and say that the group of Gnomes in the detention center is making a big bomb that can blow up the entire city!"

Okay, the rest is very simple. The Town Securitys arrived, and together with the guards of the detention center, they severely suppressed this group of lawless masters ...

But this is just the beginning ... Once the fire of truth is ignited, it can never be extinguished-Gnome Engineering Master Jinya Beyar.

Their communication and collaboration are only transferred from the ground to the underground. Various engineering drawings fly around like underground information connectors, and information can be transmitted with one eye ...

Moreover, the idea of ​​the Liu Huang Mountain City project master cooperation project is unknown to anyone whose communication tools have been passed to the outside world. After that, outside engineering masters continue to commit crimes and seek opportunities to join this "grand event", which also brings in membership fees. Cherished parts.

The result is that as soon as the guards turn around, they start to work jinglely. The guards stare at them, and they whistle innocently.

Unfortunately, all the Town Security can only be in place, one staring at the other, guarding against death, naturally, the other prisoners will be relaxed, and I will take this opportunity to slip out and watch Annie.

Ah, the memory is over. Today's detention center is like a crater. It can be skyrocketing at any time. Well, literally, it is more appropriate to use the word blasting sky.

A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall. Besides, I never consider myself a moral gentleman, and I will not take the initiative to enjoy the explosion.

"Well, find a place to pass the time before they play the explosion, eh, look at Xiao Hong."

But to my surprise, it was through contact that I learned from her that she was not at home.

"Oh, she's the biggest loss in her life this time, she must be mad. Now, if it wasn't for someone to fight, there would be nothing left!"

Sure enough, when I arrived at Red Rose, the largest tavern in the central area, I just approached the small booth we used to visit, and the familiar voice came from inside.

"Roland, come and drink with me!"

"Why, a person has become a human form to drink? Drunk? Drinks are not good for wounds."

Yes, it's almost the same as human's good girl. The Xiao Hong in the rebellious period is also the biggest hobby of drinking and fighting. Now there is no suitable opponent to fight, naturally I can only find a place to drink.

"Huh, that's your fragile human. You just need to avoid taboos. For me, drink some alcohol to stop the pain and sleep well."

Opening the curtain, the person holding the barrel directly in front of the bottle, or the dwarf's height to count liquor, is a beautiful woman with dark hair and eyebrows.

The long black hair is silky silky, and the crescent-like eyebrows add some woman's vigor. The figure is extremely tall. The tight leather coat shows the perfect figure. The slender arms are white as snow, the eyebrows are clear, and the green fingers are green. The tip of his tongue was bloody, just looking at the appearance, and a little bit like the beauty of a girl.

Now wearing a blindfold on his left eye, he has a lot of gauze on it, and there is a smell of medicinal wine on his body, which makes him feel more weak.

But as soon as she opens her eyes, no one will treat her as a weak woman. The wildness in the beast pupil, no, it should be said that the predators at the top of the food chain look at the food, and make the weak feel that their lives are at stake. , Fear trembled.

Why, disappointed? Do you think that Red Dragon will become a cute little girl in red when she becomes a human? Too naive, Great Dragon transformed like little girl (loli)? Typical knight novels see too much habitual bias.

Why? Suddenly, in the wilderness, a force-blasting little girl (loli) dropped, and the ground was covered with mud and dust, but she was gorgeously dressed and spotless? Even a fool knew that there was a problem.

Ah, that year, this Dragon Girl did read more about knight novels. I planned to mix it into our adventure group for a Epic adventure, but unfortunately, we were spotted at the beginning.

Only, we who are happy to have one more powerful thug and mascot, how can we say that, instead we try to pretend to be stupid and raise our arms to warmly welcome "new Legend young. Female Berseker and fire Mage".

Finally, due to an accidental reveal of her true appearance, she faced us who knew it for a long time, and she did ask what happened to her pretend, but that answer became her lifelong shame. And super dark history.

"It takes time to build up strength. It seems that Legend around ten years old, after ruling out several possibilities, other strong race changes are the most likely answer, and the one who is most likely to do this kind of thing should be Dragon Clan This is the Magaret explained by cold-faced. She was still a knife-shaped tofu heart Normal human Mage, and she was still very worried about the appearance of Xiao Hong.

"Equipment and weapons, you, the spider silk skirt behind the demon spider, throw it away and buy a small city." Considering the gentle character and Gentleman demeanour that Holy Knight should show, in this case She should be jealous of her face, and I racked my brains, trying to find a less obvious flaw, and said with a smile.

"Stupid Xiao Hong, when you first met, you killed our rations for one week at a time, and we need to hunt for supplementary food. Do you think human can eat so much? Huh, it caused me to lose weight for one night." Good Well, the thief Liza. Grant was bitterly hungry that day.

"Haha, you idiots, didn't know it until so late. I knew it at first glance. Wasn't Xiao Hong reading a book at the time? The popular knight novel" Dragon from the Stars Princess "didn't mean that the dragon became little girl (loli) Traveling the world, did you still talk about the love story with human? Such obvious flaws were not noticed. Haha, people always say that people are stupid, I think you are stupid.

This is ..... well, it's the idiot Adam. Later, it took us a long time to get back the fool Hero who was frustrated by the Xiao Hong punch and flew for a few kilometers. Thanks to him, he was a good one. The meat shield can survive in front of Xiao Hong who accidentally moved Zhenge.

Well, at this point, the cute little Lolita Dragon Princess is gone. In its place, this mature version of Dragon Sister is replaced, but in fact, this is also very suitable for her personality. Therefore, although Dragon Clan can adjust itself Race and age after transfiguration (transfiguration can choose transfiguration Elf, human, but the appearance will not change), she has always used this look.

As for the red clothes, that ’s true. Generally, dragons often like to wear clothes with similar skin color after they transform. Xiao Hong does like red, but the problem is ...

Adam is also a red one, and that one is constantly making troubles and silliness. If he wears the same clothes as him, wouldn't he be regarded as a companion? No one would want to be treated like a fool ....... Xiao Hong said that at the time, it was definitely not my deliberate slander.

"What's up in Gurung, come and help me barbecue, I remember that you were the most barbecued in our group, let me see if your craftsmanship is back."

"You remember."

Yes, knowing that I am the Holy Knight captain Rolo of that year. On the bright side, I am in front of Xiao Hong and Ancient Red Dragon Ein Mezus.

The Great Dragon of the golden race has a completely different method and angle of seeing people than mortals. It is impossible to hide her from the beginning of the pair of dragon pupils who see through the soul.

It's just that our relationship, as a companion, might as well be an accomplice ..... There are some things that are not stupid, which is far better than saying that everyone is embarrassed.

Now, while I grilled the meat, I just sprinkled the secret spices (mainly a mixture of cumin and paprika, and also the material for smoke-based spells). Before I had time to brush the oil, she snatched it and sipped it twice. He was having a good time eating.

"This time, I have made you feel wronged, and I will help you find it."

Xiao Hong did feel wronged this time. If it wasn't for some reason, she would n’t even lose it this time, she would n’t even get hurt.

Do you think you are stubborn? Where is the most troublesome part of Dragon Clan? Strong melee ability, excellent magic? No, the hardest thing they can do is to have wings! Can fly!

Dragon Clan are born chong children in the sky. They have excellent flying skills. The young dragon can use magic to help it float, and the adult dragon can fly freely. For Ancient Dragon like Xiao Hong, flying and breathing are generally easy and natural. You can even fly freely in the sky without using wings.

Dragon Clan's customary approach to the enemy is that it suddenly falls from the cloud, sprays dragon breath and magical strikes before responding, and then pulls up before the counterattack comes, and grows out.

Although this tactic sounds shameless, it is extremely difficult to deal with. If you want Slaying Dragon, please think about letting the dragon land first. Therefore, even a super empire will not offend Dragon Clan at random. After all, no one wants their own capital. A fire broke out two days, but the killer could not be found.

Dragon Clan's high mobility is the most difficult for them to deal with. 90% of Slaying Dragon is because the dragon is blocked in its own nest or trapped. The Dragon Clan in the wild can't be beaten, and it can definitely escape. , Looking back at you for revenge, it is extremely difficult to deal with.

This time, Xiao Hong was hurt so badly, just because she was behind Adam and Magaret, she couldn't move at all, she could only be a living target.

Being fixed as a target target, such a serious injury naturally makes the proud Xiao Hong full of grievances and unhappiness.

When I heard that I was going to get back her place, Xiao Hong had a meal first, then picked up the wooden barrel on the side, and sipped the wine.

"Ahem !!"

But drinking too fast, this stupid dragon accidentally choked himself, and I quickly patted her back and breathed.

"... No, I will find my place myself, Molly, I will look for her in person, don't step in."

I shook my head, knowing that she was unconvinced, and it really was the answer, but the individual strength of Xiao Hong was faintly above Dragon Empress Molly, otherwise, the old guy had come to the door to clean up the portal. After all, Xiao Hong is the few existence who can really threaten her Dragon Empress throne.

"Let's get back together, this time my loss is not small."

As expected, when I talked about my travel and trouble plans, I was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and Xiao Hong, who just wanted to find a place to vent, agreed.

I just finished talking and looked at me with a playful expression.

"How are Liza recently?"

"... What are you talking about? Oh, Eliza? Still the poisonous tongue yin as always, it ’s not good to learn who, it ’s more and more difficult to deal with Magaret. It ’s getting worse in the past two days. I was caught in a detention center. Picking her up back then was a wrong choice. "

"Don't be stupid, you know my dragon pupil is directly looking at the soul. Eliza is Liza, the last member of our adventure group. That year, the target became a millionaire rich thief, Adam that silly secret crush Liza. Grant after half a lifetime. Oh, Eliza (Eliza), is the prefix E in front of Liza (Liza), such a simple alphabet game, it is estimated that the silly Adam can not be broken.

"... when did you see through?"

"Since you brought back that half Demon girl, that's the beginning. Hmm, you are not much better than me, and the pretense is not much flawed. However, you are really amazing, I remember Liza was dead, Even the soul belongs to the roots ... wait, half Demon, you won't go to the river of the dead to get her back? "

"Yes, Liza already, which is human, is dead. The current Eliza is a new life and soul. It can be said that Eliza is Liza, not Liza."

Looking at the Xiao Hong full of interest, my face was bitter. It seems that some things back then, it was time to have an explanation.