The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 94: Gifts and mockery

Engineering is undoubtedly the most costly occupation. As an investor in the Roland series of large robots, as an honorary director of the Liu Huang Mountain City Engineers Association, with the endless expenditure of this series of in-depth development, the Beyar brother already of the Security Chamber of Commerce is almost Bankruptcy.

Even so, the Roland series is still a very immature product. The tall and mighty robot looks very powerful, but if there is no Legend-level combat power, it is only a comparison in the underground world like a strong hand. High-level live targets, and if you add advanced materials to improve combat power, the funds required are astronomical figures, so they want to reach the surface that requires high-end combat power to find investors.

The Roland robot brought is not the latest product of the Roland system, and the technology used is second-hand goods that are discounted and then discounted, but in the ground world, it is still full of new technology taste, at least, in the eyes of engineers This already is a very valuable gift.

As a gift to the emperor who is about to ascend the throne, or to the Auland Empire, which is famous for luxury, as long as the gift is heavier or novel enough, it can be expected to get amazing returns.

Auland Empire's Alchemy technique and engineering are also very good. Otherwise, there will be no floating fleets and magic robot dragons in the future. At least Gnomes have long liked the Alchemy secret method of alloy steel, mana and mechanical hybrids. Magic Enginering theory.

Their attention is that they can get the best technology and resources. If not, they can exchange gold for research funding.

This is an excellent idea. If it is performed by a good diplomat, it will probably achieve satisfactory results in the end.

Unfortunately, the envoys headed by Yingou Beyar, plus Karbala and Hoyle, are bound to be wrong.

Karbala, the orphan Gnome born from Liu Huang Mountain City, it is said that if it is a family tree, it is still a noble Gnome prince. I heard that it is a master of civil engineering. However, he was obviously self-taught and he hasn't seen him build a few decent houses. However, he has a special enthusiasm for the building. He often sneaks to study the foundations and roof beams of special buildings. I also particularly like hands-on practice, removing several parts for research.

Imagine it a bit. What was the result of the removal of the roof beams and foundations of the wooden structure house, and he pitted himself into his ruins not once or twice.

Many times created large pits and ruins, the result is that people send nicknames "dig pits without filling the little prince Karbala", "green leather termites Karbala", are also the key targets of Town Security, "Tomorrow Karbala to your home" also It became a malicious curse.

Fortunately, he is quite business-minded and has a rich family background. Individuals have also spent money casually for a long time without the concept of money. Afterwards, compensation is in place and no personal loss is caused, and they will always be on the brink of prison.

There is no need to introduce more about Yingou. Although mobile Alchemy bomb expert, Dwarf Hoyle is a master blacksmith, he is also a yellow gambling triathlon and a famous saboteur.

Make these three living treasures into a gift envoy. Thanks to the group of dwarf who came up with it.

Just arrived at the destination Auland Empire, the gambler Hoyle indulged in various new casinos for several nights, and lost most of the travel expenses, and Karbala even dug down a century-old monastery and lost all the rest. Travel expenses, otherwise, will not be so poor as to steal the decorations on the roadside trees.

They did go to the palace, but unfortunately this group of guys has no negotiation power. The more worried they had to insist on seeing the emperor before they were willing to submit a gift, and they didn't even allow that rude guard to touch their own treasure, so these sneaky aliens were almost treated as bad assassins, a gift plan It is all the way through.

If such a day is delayed for a few more weeks, we can only sell our gifts as scrap iron and get home with our travel expenses.

In the first two days, they learned that Hermite House was hosting a reception. If the emperor wanted to appear in person, he burst in with surprise and gave gifts in person.

But they are obviously aliens who have not received the invitation, and the guards will naturally not allow them to enter. The result is that the three dwarf battles throughout the Hermite House Guards, with their outstanding melee experience and personal strength, are still the three dwarf.

But if you delay for a while, and wait for the Royal Guard to come and treat them as assassins, I'm afraid I can't clean them up.

Fortunately, before that, Darsos came out in time, but unfortunately, this group of lawless dwarf openings offended their goals to please.

"Even if you don't have a sincere compliment, your mouth hurts the pain of the uncle's uncle killing your brother. Do you give gifts or are you responsible for pulling hatred?"

I shook my head and saw this fierce Darsos. I knew that if I didn't care, it would definitely be the result of exposing the three to anger. That was not what I wanted to see.

"Dear Her Majesty, since they are here to give gifts, at least let them present a gift. This will at least reveal the demeanor of your great king."

I don't seem to want to lose face in front of me, and my discouragement with a smile seems to have helped.

Taking a deep breath, suppressing the mood of going violent, Darsos nodded.

"Since Luo ..... Reyne Young Lady intercedes, I will give you a chance. Visitors from other races will show your identity and show your sincerity."

After discussing the three dwarfs, they have begun to make prepared speeches.

"Since you asked the question in good faith!"

"We will tell you with mercy!"

"For ..."

"Enough! Give me a clear explanation within ten seconds, otherwise you will be tied to the stone anchor and thrown into the river." I was going to listen to them recently revised my appearance lines, but apparently Darsos does not have that Patience, the emperor's roar made everyone present with their heads down, trembling.

"We are from the Liu Huang Mountain City in the underground world. I heard that Your Majesty is about to ascend to the throne, and we will travel thousands of miles to send our most noble gift."

Sure enough, life threats are still effective.

"Underworld?"

In the eyes of human aristocrats, the legendary underground world monsters are rampant, killings and wars are everywhere, and the ground is completely different. When I heard this Gnome and Grey Dwarf said that they were from the underground world, the nobles were suddenly shocked and unbelieving Talking.

"Ahem, then show me what the **** is it."

No doubt. Judging from the slightly raised eyebrows and the smile from the corners of the mouth, the underground world residents who traveled thousands of miles to congratulate themselves on the ascend to the throne gave gifts to make Darsos feel very respectable.

I'm a little relieved. The idea of ​​congratulations from thousands of miles is really good. As long as there is no accident, the gift is not good. Darsos will also pretend to be very satisfied, most of the rewards will not be small, and it is also a good story to spread.

"Look, this is a twenty-one miniaturized robot on the eighty-eighth, and it is also a gift we give to your Majesty."

From the patch bag full of Karbala, pull out a worn robot.

It's an old robot that will fall apart at any time. It is only one meter tall and covered with green rust. Obviously, the parts are all waste, and there is no majesty and fear of the prototype.

The rushing Yingou didn't make it clear. He meant that the large robot was sent out on the eighty-eighth, but because it was too large, it could only be replaced with a proportional scale.

"Well. Let ’s play for kids."

"It's an engineering crystal that insults Auland Empire. Our magic steam armor is more than three meters high. What does it mean to send this over. Do our emperors need small toys?"

But apparently, in the eyes of the aristocracy, a few little country guys who don't know the height of the earth gave a small toy to His Majesty the Emperor.

"You see, he has a drill bit, a main gun, and a power backpack behind it. The technology is the most advanced Liu Huang Mountain City, which should be able to help your country's engineering research ..."

I cover my forehead, and now the misunderstanding has not been solved. The more seriously Yingou explains, the more he despises the engineering and industrial level of the other party, the more annoying.

"Zizizi!" "click!" "Boom!"

Okay, no need to comment. Like other safety brand products, under the debugging of Gnome, this proportional robot first leaks electricity and then emits smoke and noise. Then he exploded himself.

"Enough! Is this your gift to a king? Maybe you think I am kind and stupid!"

Magic Sword reveals the blood-red Guanghua, the emperor already does not intend to conceal his killing intention.

Three people looked at each other, and some did not understand that the gift was so heavy. Mingming 88 is the highest crystallization of underground world engineering. Why does the other person seem to be angry to kill people? In the end, Karbala was agitated and came up A crooked idea.

"Since you are not satisfied with this gift, find another one temporarily."

"Sir, this is our gift!"

"Bold!" "Dog guts!" The Auland nobles were furious when they saw the gifts Karbala took from the sack.

That's some familiar jewelry, and even the decoration along the Yangtze River. This cheap jewelry that is so low-quality that no one picks it up, is actually given to the highest king?

"Damn, it's worse than stealing the flowers from the girl's favorite flowerbed, and then using the flowers to make a bouquet to propose to the original owner." I have nothing to say.

"Oh, I'm wasting my time with you."

Fortunately, Darsos smiled angrily, and finally shook his head. It seemed that he didn't want to compare with these Gnome.

"Let ’s take it. Forget it, let ’s go by yourself. Hmm? Liu Huang Mountain City? Is n’t that the place of origin of the **** who has n’t heard of it? Since the residents here are like this, it seems that it will be the future There is also a chuck in the true god. You said, will the great gods flee to the earth to take refuge, maybe we will have the care of the gods for this Auland.

Obviously the emperor's sense of humor is terrible. This is a ridiculous joke that is not true, but it makes people laugh, but .....

"I have never heard of God of Law. I heard about it some time ago. Now many businessmen have chosen that faith. It really is the church of the lower class."

"Oh, you can see from these guys, who knows how that obscure guy became a true god, and it ’s so inexplicable to step on the **** when he goes out."

But Darsos is the emperor, so no matter how funny the joke is, his nobles have to work hard to laugh and follow the trend, but they are not stupid, at least knowing that they ca n’t call the real name of “Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One)” directly, otherwise they will cause the idea of ​​God and lower God Penalties are not fun.

"Enough, you can insult us, but you must not stigmatize Lord Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One)! You stupid human! You are not as good as his little finger."

Gnome's funny screams echoed in the hall, and then, the audience laughed louder.

"No laughing, no laughing, I Yingou Beyar does not allow you to laugh!"

But the more he screamed. The more thunderous the human nobles laughed more loudly.

"Do n’t laugh, otherwise my supreme hunk goddess will punish you." It seems that he is very confident in his sense of humor. Darsos squeezed his throat, but the imitation of the miraculous, let the laughter continue to expand, It even lifted the ceiling of the lobby. Spread outside.

"You ... what do you know, you short-lived ghosts! When you turn to ashes, the eyes of the true God will start to cast you, before the gods, you must understand humility. How great are you, mortal King. In the eyes of anyone, you are nothing. "

Well, the Wrath questioning of Gnome is indeed a fact, but it hits some people's sensitive self-esteem.

"Huh, at least we can live a rich and beautiful life, and that Liu Huang Mountain City? Ha ha. If it is really rich, it will not let you give gifts with stolen jewelry! Such a place is actually the sacred place of God of Law ? Sure enough, this second-class place can produce such a hunk god. "

As soon as Darsos came out, the scene suddenly calmed down, even if he himself covered his mouth quickly. Although he didn't mention the real name and true **** could not perceive it, if this was passed out, I am afraid Auland Empire and himself would become The enemy of the God of Law church.

Suddenly, the sleepy old dwarf smiled suddenly.

"The king of the world dare to stigmatize the gods in the sky. Originally at your courage, the old man would have a drink with you and bet on a game, but unfortunately, you found the wrong opponent, the boy of Yingou I've always been full of nonsense, but this time I'm really right. Compared to the adult Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One), even compared to the Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) adult who is still in the world, your boy is not worth his toenails. "

"Hmm, I have heard the deed of that person. Isn't it just a country judge who suddenly got the approval of the Order gods and then became a god? He said he was lucky to step on shit, but he really did n’t. That's wrong. "

The battle between royal power and theocratic power is endless. Obviously Darsos has no respect for God of Law. Since already is destined to offend, it doesn't matter if it offends a little more.

The scene in front of me is also very surprised. If the judges of Town Security or the Supreme Law are here to safeguard my dignity, I will not be surprised at all, but the group of Bastard in front of them is repeatedly hit by Town Security. Perverts Gentleman, I have cleaned them up several times as Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One). Do n’t forget to hate me, but still help me speak? Maybe I should check my hearing and vision.

"..... Maybe people like you ca n’t understand that the underground world is real hell, but it ’s just natural for the weak to die. In a resource-poor world, you can take lives for a glass of water. I ’m nothing. Orphans, unlucky people like me, it is the most likely outcome to die in a gutter someday, but only Liu Huang Mountain City will allow the weaker such as me to survive. It also gave me the opportunity to learn architecture and survive on my own hands. Opportunity. "

"Unlike your natural lucky ones who are rich in resources to decorate trees with jewels, we unlucky people who struggle for life know that the weak can live with dignity and the strong do not rely on hunting for the weak How hard it is to live by flesh and blood. The only thing this world can do is that adult. "

This is what Karbala has been silent.

"'I dream that one day, my offspring will live in a country that is not judged by their race, but by the quality of their characters'. It is engraved on the gates and squares of Liu Huang Mountain City. . That year, everyone used to think of this as the madness of a lunatic, but the man spent more than a hundred years, little by little accumulation, really eliminated the racial prejudice, and really did this. Dream. "

"Can you imagine? Kindness, kindness to dull Dark Elf knight, undead warrior who is peaceful and quiet, hard-working friendly Gnome guy, in Liu Huang Mountain City, race is not important, what is important is what you did And intend to do anything. "

The old dwarf shook his wine gourd and killed half of it.

"King of the world, you may allow the following order to let your army fight for you, and let your agricultural workers to work for you, but you can let the ordinary citizens of Normal pass the city wall without order. Protecting the city's own everything and throwing it into a war that is absolutely impossible to defeat? The man did it, and he made that city a home where all residents are willing to spare all protection. "

Inexplicably, the battle against Earl Demon surfaced in front of me. Those lovely citizens who took the initiative to walk up the wall made me smile.

"Hum, but it's just a good ruler. As long as you give me time, I can do it."

Darsos's face is iron blue, but he still refuses to lose.

But at the same time, the screams of Gnome echoed again in the lobby.

"King of the world, you can see that we guys are not good people. Some time ago it was locked into the Liu Huang Mountain City cell because of some things. And because of some people's conspiracy, the prison walls are even more Was pushed to, but we did not take the opportunity to escape, do you know why? "

"Hum, that's you timid."

"Oh, both the old beard and me are Gold-Rank. According to your human, they are both extraordinary masters. But the most guarded us are only a few Silver-Ranks. We, like us, ca n’t dine together. , Why go to the cell in that city and get angry with the juniors? "

The old drunkard also laughed, and all those who escaped from prison were hung up. Afterwards, the choice of those who did not escape was indeed correct.

"If you do bad things, you will be punished. The guilty will eventually be judged. Only trial can save the sinners. This sentence hangs in front of the stele of the prison, but I'm afraid those of you will not believe it, but I can tell You, under that man, this is the axiom of that city. We choose to stay in jail, but just trust what the man said, as long as we complete the punishment, as long as we do not touch the bottom line of sin, we can be upright That city is alive. "

"As long as you commit a crime, you will be punished. As long as you are not guilty, you will be able to live upright. Grey Dwarf like me is not seen in all dungeons. It ’s more skeptical to see our eyes, but in our cities , No one will be prejudiced because of race. Mortal King, can you do that? "

"Say ten thousand and one thousand. As a king, can you give a happy home where most people live and work willingly to do everything for you? If you ca n’t, you can even have a little finger. Not as good. "

"Haha, old drunkard, how can you do that, do you have no memory of what happened on our way? If we didn't have two hands, I am afraid that people would have been" eradicated "before, and then all the belongings would be collected along the way."

"Oh, this is it. Brother Beyar, I feel a little homesick, maybe we should go back."

"Well, what the greatest king in three hundred years, the rumors really cannot be believed. Without the mind, the wisdom of understanding others, the jealousy and prejudice, I see this country sooner or later lost in his hands."

"King of mortals, I know that you pray for immortality, because your short-lived king King city is so. But I am afraid that even if you are really immortal, you are just a nostalgic zombie. It will never be better than that sacrificed , The man who transforms the world with the incarnation law. Such a vulgar human should laugh at the gods in heaven and laugh at the just incarnation. Should I say that the ignorant person is fearless? Or do you want to be shameless? "

When the words are over, the three plan to leave with sacks, but this time they can't.

At someone's suggestion, the two Legend already that were originally ambushing in the back room are blocked in front of them.

"Insult the king face to face, a crime of great disrespect, put me in a dungeon! I see if your incarnation of justice will come to save you."

Looking at the face of Darsos that is so green that I want to kill, I know that it's useless to say anything at this time.

"Ah. Going to check the information again, where is the royal dungeon? It's really troublesome for me." Although saying so, but for some reason, my mood is getting better.