The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 237: Holiday

"Peace is good ..."

Sit in the tea house in the square, sip the fragrant tea in your mouth, and watch the peaceful winter scene in front of me. When did I have such a happy life like retirement?

Since I returned to Diffend, I am very content to enjoy this peaceful daily life. I do n’t have to go to work every day, I do n’t have to plan for messy things, I just have to sit and watch the rising sun, the sunset is just dreamlike. good life.

"Boom!"

Well, it seems that Glina already, which is supposed to be invited to the celebration, has arrived. What about the explosion? Everyone has their own hobbies, and we must fully respect individual freedom.

"Catch that Bastard, that guy dared to make it worse!"

What about the group of naked men who ran in front of me? After so many times in Liu Huang Mountain City, I was used to already. The new Town Security team seems to be used to it, but ...

"It doesn't matter to others, but if the Supreme Bishop sends out anything, the face of Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) will also be affected. It seems that I still need to give Lilith a sentence. During the celebration, the Tauren will be detained until death. Come, don't let him continue to shame. "

Some small things, how can I stop me from being lazy… .. After a good mood of relaxation, after trying to clear out the memory of the previous scene, I poured myself a cup of tea and slowly enjoyed my peaceful life.

Then a group of naked men with wings fluttered in the sky ...

"Oh!"

囧 囧 God looked at the Eaglestorm in front of him and his family, how some of the changes are advanced druid skills, this is not more and more people. Then look closely. Actually found many of them. That is the family of Camdelian.

"I heard that the recent mission of the Druids of Eaglestorm is very smooth. Last time I read the reports of the goblins, they actually grabbed two seats at the party of the Druid Voice of Nature and spoke. Right, the storm guy is also known as the contemporary 'most outstanding theoretical reformer'. Sure enough, are Druid's heads broken? If this sect continues to expand, there will be more and more winged men without clothes. That ’s just mental pollution ... report a message to Town Security, um, you can also be a target for air defense forces, do n’t thank me, fight against cults, everyone is responsible, please call me x Feng. "

"Selling drugs, Alchemy secret drug sales, whether it is treatment and health care, all effective. Produced by dozens of gold Alchemy masters. Common drugs are all available, or half price! What are you waiting for? As long as you think of it. We also have here, gender transformation mixture? Super hair growth agent? Peerless blue potion? You are right, the safety brand, absolutely effective, absolutely safe! "

I saw the Gnome and his trolley in front of me, and the familiar “Beyar” brother ’s signature “security card”. Most importantly, I actually saw the Alchemy mark of the “miracle Alchemy warlock” Olivia. Therefore, for the safety of Difende citizens and the evaluation of health civilization in the coming year, I did not hesitate to lower my head and start writing the second report letter.

Why, why is there a miracle? The Alchemy Warlock ’s emblem must be reportedly banned. Olivia does not have this title now. Her current name is “Random Alchemy Warlock”. The drug material is random, the role is random, and the role is random. , A batch of Alchemy products can show more than ten kinds of results, who dare to touch this thing.

"... Mom, why is there no hair on Gnome."

"Don't watch, go quickly."

Well, I take back what I said just now. At least this apprentice is still very professional. At least I tried the medicine myself. Although this hair removal agent is more effective, it is at least effective, isn't it?

Although the long hair is almost a symbol of Gnome, the hairless Gnome is more spray-proof than the hairless husky, but this dedication is worthy of praise.

".... I drink it obviously as a potentiator, and surely neither the potent drug nor the advertisement can be believed."

This murmur, which is only a short distance away, cannot hide from me, and then I added a case to the report letter.

I know, this is not because the level of Olivia is not enough. On the contrary, it is because she has too many ideas. She always likes to improve the formula and create new pharmaceutical formulas. As a result, many of these dangerous goods are produced.

Generally speaking, this kind of thing will not flow out, but unfortunately, the master Yingou Beyar of Olivia is a pure Gnome, creature such as Gnome, how could precious materials be wasted.

"Roland !? Oh, I'm sorry, I misidentified someone."

I suddenly walked by a witch carrying a pot of unknown items. Recently, she seems to be fascinated with cooking, and finally returned to the rich Main Realm. How could I take the initiative to do that terrible food **** achievement? .

"Sister looking for His Highness Roland? I saw him go to the west of the city, and he was riding a horse, probably out of town."

At this time, I could not help secretly rejoicing my foresight, in order to be able to successfully avoid laziness ..... being quietly a beautiful man, I took off the ring of that fraudulent age and enjoyed it with a true face that no one knew My vacation.

"Chu, escaped again, obviously feels near here ..... eh? Little brother, have lunch?"

"Eat! I was full early in the morning."

There are tentacles and eyes in a pot of unknown objects. At this time, as long as it is not a fool, you must reject it decisively, then shake your head frantically, but ...

"That's right, I'm afraid of vomiting on an empty stomach. Little brother, just take my experiment ... Try my own lunch. It took a long time to make it. It's a shame to waste it."

I laughed, then turned around and ran away ... but the vines under my feet immediately lifted me up, she had expected that I was going to run away.

Well, under the oppression of the terrible witch, in the five flowers tied up, in order not to expose my identity, my Goddess achievements have been increased by one. It is really rare to be able to do such a terrible but undead person.

"Omit. The orange flavor of seafood is stronger but limited than the last time it was burnt and rubbery. The pattern is different from time to time, it is really creative."

Strangely, obviously I didn't catch the primary goal. After seeing that I finished eating, Aemila watched me happily, and then hummed the song to clean up the chopsticks.

"To conquer a man, you must first conquer his stomach, younger brother, what do you think? Is it delicious?"

Obviously, her understanding of this classic motto is a bit off. If that conquest means death and surrender, I think she has achieved her goal with already. At least my stomach already raised the white flag countless times. Just make up for the last cut.

"Pretty big sister, if I am your target, already has been completely 'conquered' by your cooking. Please send it directly to the target next time, and don't waste it for others."

This is not my intention to make achievements, nor do I want to see the Aemila effort wasted, but I just do n’t want to see human life. Even the inhuman Constitution can make me half dead. Others eat, most of them Will be poisoned directly.

It seems that my ironic suggestion is too tactful. Aemila actually smiled and nodded, obviously in a good mood.

"Well, no one else will eat it."

Okay, I bid farewell to this "big sister" who was preparing to go to Yirealm to collect dinner materials. I seriously considered whether I would continue to hide in this attitude for dozens of seconds, or really went out of the city to take refuge, but encountered a new trouble.

Another line of royal knights ran past me, and those eyes were constantly glancing through the crowd, apparently looking for someone.

"Haven't you found your Highness yet?"

"Adult Kelly said, if you can't find your Highness today, we don't have to go back and go straight to the city for five hundred lira."

"The envoys of all countries have come. Many big names are calling to see His Royal Highness Roland, what does His Royal Highness Roland mean?"

"The Ministry of Military Affairs also said that His Highness Roland will discuss the preparations in person, and if he can't find anyone, he will take the burden off.

I heard that I took out a special prop for camouflage—the magical black-framed glasses. As long as I wear this, my face can be ignored ... well, I ’m just talking casually, I just It's strange how those Epic stories can achieve all kinds of misunderstandings. People in love just wear a veil and hat, they can't fully recognize them, and then they kill each other, and the heart-to-battering fly back.

But at this time, the traditional black-frame glasses are undoubtedly double insurance, and in order to increase the persuasiveness, the childish God Equipment lollipop is naturally not less, but it is strange that when I put on the glasses and take out lollipop, those knights Instead, pay attention to me.

"Master Eliza said, His Highness Roland may be disguised as a child. If you encounter you, you suddenly change your appearance, such as wearing a hat and glasses ..."

"She also said," Old guys prefer to use lollipop to pretend to be tender ", and seeing that he is still sugaring at the age of eleven or twelve, he should be fine.

What else can I say? I just turn around and run.

Okay, this run, even if there is no problem, it becomes a problem. The rookie knights chased after them, chased after them, and ran into an unmanned alley.

After more than ten seconds, I came out of the alley entrance, with tin cans lying on my back. .

"I thought I could eat me. Think about the weight that a fishing rod can bear before fishing. Didn't she tell you to be careful if we get old and angry?"

"Is Roland?"

I couldn't help sighing, how it was always exposed. This camouflage seemed useless, but when I was about to use the amnestic kick again, I saw a nightmare figure.

"Little Rolo!"

Okay, this is suddenly coming. Isn't Correct just finished when the victims settled Quest's "Mastiff" Momo? Of course, I still looked at my Diana in shock.

What else to say, keep running.

"I've had enough! I don't want to do anything before my birthday, and no one wants to stop me from taking a vacation!" (To be continued ...)