One Step to The End: 0508 Advise you to be kind

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"What? Didn't you open a mine..."

The two brothers of the Qu family instantly rounded their eyes, and the other small officials were also stunned. They never expected that the emperor not only came to Fengyue Place, but the famous Prince Yongshi who stood before him was actually tonight. Really looking up at the sky-with eyes and no beads!

"Yes!"

Zhao Guanren quickly picked up the silver ticket on the ground and got up with a smirk: "This king never lied. There is a mine on this king's fief. I am not mine. Zhao Bifa is my name, hehe~"

‘Oh **** shameless! ! ! ’

The Qu family brothers scolded his ancestors for 18 generations in their hearts, but no matter how harsh they were, they were no good at all. Their Ningguo Mansion was no better than the prince.

"The emperor! Lord Ma, he is a prostitute..."

Song Chizhu immediately went down and said in grief: "Fengluan tended to his **** and arranged for him to sleep with two official prostitutes. He had to settle down for the official prostitutes and buy them back to a private house to enjoy. The Weichen thought Taking back people is enough for him. How can he know that he was bold enough to rush in and wound the Weichen. It was too lawless!"

"Come here!"

Emperor Shunyao pointed at the horse and shouted: "All these smog things are taken into the Beijing Superintendent's Field for a good interrogation. They dare to behave in front of my eyes, and there must be even more lawless activities behind them, without missing a word. I will be tried out!"

"The emperor is pleased! I will raise the military salary immediately, and the emperor will be satisfied..."

Qu Zheng rushed forward, but was kicked over by Emperor Shunyao. The guards immediately rushed in and tied them up, but Emperor Shunyao scolded them again: "Take these corrupt officials. The official took away along with him, as well as Fengluan, who was full of fat intestines, and he was put into exile after the trial!"

"The emperor is forgiving! The emperor is forgiving..."

Pang Bongluan lay on the ground and knocked his head fiercely, but he was still dragged down. Only a group of geishas were left in the room, kneeling and shaking, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family were also afraid to move. They might not have thought of killing them. , The emperor would come to such a place unexpectedly.

"Yunxuan! Why don't you open the door to see guests these few days..."

The prince and Prince Duan came in with enthusiasm. Zhao Guanren took off the black shawl and showed short hair, and pointed to Tianlinggai and said: "Hair your hair to sacrifice to the heavens. You really should ask the gods not to spend money, burn incense to worship, and tribute incense is the same. No less!"

"Yunxuan! It really hurts you..."

Emperor Shunyao was moved and took his hand. Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Everything is for the good of the people of the world, you guys don't kneel, hurry up and get the table up and let people serve wine and food. , The flute blows up, the dance waves up!"

"Weichen will arrange it, this is my part..."

Song eats the pig **** and ran out, the guards also came in to re-support the tables and chairs, the geisha hurriedly got up and played, played and sang, and the Hu's mother and daughter, under the command of Zhao Guanren, gave them to the four people cautiously. As tea poured water, Jin Wuming stood by the window.

"You two close the door, and wait inside..."

Emperor Shunyao waved his hand and lay on the table, and whispered: "Yunxuan! It is rumored in the shop that I sacrificed the **** Erlang to the gods, but we have never seen the gods before, thinking that sacrifices to the sky are Honor all gods, is Erlang really unhappy?"

"Slap~"

Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said depressed: "Can you be happy when you put it on you? You don't use beanbags as dry food!"

"Oh~Father! I said that at that time..."

The prince said anxiously: "Ning Shao one village, many households! Just like you sent a general leader to the countryside to suppress the bandits, the village gave all the money to the court, and you and the court remembered them. , But the commander didn’t get the benefit, can he not get angry?"

"The emperor! This is indeed the reason..."

Jin Wuming turned around and said: "I don’t care personally, but my brothers can’t run for nothing. That night, I felt Erlang was a bit annoyed. I threw a snarling dog and turned and left. Otherwise, our hall would not be caught. Exploding, he raised his hand!"

"I didn't mean it..."

Emperor Shunyao slapped his legs and said anxiously: "Yun Xuan! Let's set up a temple for the **** Erlang now, is it too late for the incense to continue all the year round?"

"The temple cannot be erected, otherwise the Jade Emperor would be unhappy..."

Zhao Guanren waved his hand and said: "Don't worry! Erlang God, I have been honored, even if this article has been turned over, but the third prince came to me, I originally made a joke with seventeen, but he did not expect him to give seventeen. It rained, saying that the seventeen dances were good, but not as an example!"

"..."

The father and son looked at each other, and the prince asked in a low voice, "Is this happy or unhappy?"

"Dragon's nature is obscene! You say he is happy or not, but he can't rain indiscriminately..."

Zhao Guanren smoked a cigarette and said: "There are rules in the sky. Don't lie to mortals. Otherwise, he will be thrown into Hualongchi. I took the Seventeenth to the Heavenly Palace, and the primordial spirit would not be considered a mortal if he came out of his body!"

"I can really go to the Heavenly Palace..."

The prince asked eagerly: "Can I get down when I go up to the sky? Can the primordial spirit go out of the body to give birth to a dragon?"

"Of course I can't give birth, the soul is a soul when I leave my body..."

Zhao Guanren said: "The Jade Emperor gave me a hundred immortal cards and asked me to give them to a hundred great benevolents, and lead them to go to heaven to eat a flat peach feast. , The second-class cards are issued to the pure and good people, and the third-class cards are issued to the repentant and good people!"

"What?"

The four people were all stunned, and Prince Duan said in disbelief: "You are actually a good man of the ninth world. Can you be a good man if you are greedy for money and lust?"

"Eat and sex! What a bad thing, when did you see me start chaos and finally give up, cheating the people..."

Zhao Guanren disdainfully said: "Do you know what virtue I have accumulated in my previous life? The corpse demon slaughtered mankind to only one tenth. I took the whole family and young people to the battlefield to eliminate demons, and all mankind held me as the emperor. I didn't do it, I came to Dashun to ward off the devil with bare buttocks!"

"I got it!"

Shunyao emperor suddenly slapped the table and said: "No wonder you played your life to cure poison, and promised an expert to save all mankind from the catastrophe. This expert should be the Jade Emperor, your mission. It should be to eliminate all corpse poison!"

"Yes! What you said this time is correct..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "In fact, the temple is not in the sky, it is equivalent to another world. They control thousands of small worlds. The rule is not to forcibly interfere with the birth and death of all realms, so they can only enlighten mortals and let mortals Save yourself, I asked Shenlong to operate illegally!"

"Yunxuan!"

Emperor Shunyao asked in confusion: "Why can't we interfere with the birth and death of all realms? Who will give them incense after we destroy?"

"The emperor! If you control 10,000 countries, each of them is as big as Dashun, and often fights for resources, how can you stop..."

Zhao Guanren said sternly: “If a strong country doesn’t **** things, it will have to be bullied, and a weak country doesn’t want to be destroyed. You don’t help anywhere. You can only send a spy to help the weak country secretly and maintain the two countries. Otherwise, let the powerful countries know that they won’t rebel?"

"Oh! That's how it is, it makes sense..."

The father and son suddenly realized that Zhao Guanren took out three gold medals and put them on the table, and said: "Anyway, that's what it means. We mortals cannot understand what the gods are fighting for. These three fairies are for me. The three of you prepared it!"

"Oh~"

The father and son exclaimed, Jin Wuming also hurried over, and the prince asked: "What is this, what's the difference?"

"Don't think about it as soon as you wait, only the part of my neck can be heard..."

Zhao Guanren pulled out the big gold medal from the collar and said: "The second-class card can travel to the palace and go to Pantaoyuan to participate in the flat peach conference. Not only can you meet the Jade Emperor, you can also watch the seven fairies dancing. The third-class card is just fine

You can only go around outside the garden, and eat a peach on the ground and you have to get fucked! "

"Shen You Tiangong! Let's be second-class..."

The father and son were all excited, lying on the table with six eyes shining, even Jin Wuming coveted: "Wang Ye! The next official wants to ask for a third-class card, but I don't want to go to the fairy palace. Fairy, as long as you can squat and eat a peach, it’s enough!"

Zhao Guanren raised his fingers and smiled: "You are not stupid, a flat peach increases lifespan by a thousand years!"

"What? Can you live a thousand more years by eating a peach..."

The four of them clenched their fists in excitement, but Zhao Guanren said again: "You won't be a fairy if you live for a thousand years. The fairy palace will be distributed to you in batches, so that you will live a long life and die. Let you eat more, two per person!"

"Let me just say..."

The Prince Duan said with a little disappointment: "Who can live for a thousand years, but it is also very good that they can live a hundred years in every life. Can these three second-class cards give us?"

"According to the rules, you can't even get third-class cards..."

Zhao Guanren said: "Several people hurried to build a shantang and do real great good deeds. At that time, I said that the emperor’s house has an exemplary role in doing good deeds and can bring about a large number of good people and good deeds. As long as the four heavenly kings let go, you I have passed the assessment, and I will pack Lao Jin’s third-class license!"

"Yunxuan! Your great kindness, our father and son are grateful..."

The father and son all got up and bowed deeply. Emperor Shunyao said seriously: "I have already repented, and I will do good deeds and accumulate virtue in the future, and I will change my former wrongs!"

"Please collect the fairy cards first, but don't tell Seventeen..."

Zhao Guanren pretended to be helpless and said: "In fact, there is only a line between the world and hell. The world can only be relatively clean. It will not be absolutely clean. Since you have decided to let the Seventeenth Prison, she has to do some dirty things, otherwise it will be big. There will never be a peaceful day!"

"This..."

The father and son hesitated, but Zhao Guanren waved his hand again: "Don't worry! Little Bailong is still thinking about her, Pantao will secretly carry her to heaven when the meeting is held, and I will pick up a peach for her to eat, and she can also A good start and a good end, anyway, I have eaten it twice and it is not bad anyway!"

"This is good, this is good..."

The father and son breathed a long sigh of relief, and the prince asked: "Yes! When will the flat peaches start? Is it too late for us to do good deeds?"

"One day in the sky, one year on the earth! The gods are used to being lazy, the thief slows down..."

Zhao Guanren smiled bitterly: "Just tell me to start eating after a few days. Their few days are our years, but you can rest assured, as long as you enshrine the immortal cards, even if you die on the battlefield, the soul will be there. Wait outside the Nantian Gate, you can see us in three or two days!"

"Oh! This is great. I'm afraid I won't be able to catch up with my death..."

The four people were completely crippled by the fool, but Zhao Guanren didn't cheat them. It is better than any policy to lead them to the right path, but they should not be too radical, otherwise they will be harassed if they step too far.

"Hu Lingzhi! Come in..."

Zhao Guanren called the mother and daughter of the Hu family, and smiled: "The emperor! Doing good deeds can be done at any time. I think you can start with the Amnesty Education Band, and dismiss them. Those who are willing to stay are the good artists. If you don’t want to, you can send some silver and send it back to your place of origin!"

"Alright! I will issue an decree tomorrow to amnesty the world..."

The Emperor Shunyao waved his big hand very happily, and the mother and daughter of the Hu family couldn't believe their ears. They knelt on the ground with excitement and kowtowed their heads to thank you, and gave Zhao Guanren three beeps.

"Lord!"

Jin Wuming whispered suddenly: "The singing girl behind the jade flute, I looked at something wrong, she kept listening to us with her ears upright, and the tune was out of tune!"

"Haha~"

Zhao Guanren knew that he was talking about the famous prostitute Dong Siyun, pretending to be inadvertently whispered: "I seem to know who she is, you see me wink and act!"