One Step to The End: 0899 Ouch sisters
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"Bang~"
Zhao Guanren smashed into a crop field. The night when he was a big man, it was already the evening of the setting sun. When he sat up dizzy and took a look, Lu headed up and fell to the side. The surroundings were actually good. A large area of sugarcane.
"Cane? Have we returned to China..."
Liu Datou sat up in confusion, drew out his dagger and chopped down a piece of sugar cane. With just one bite, he spit out water, but Zhao Guanren raised his hand to look at his watch and said, "Southeast Australia! Afternoon! At five ten ten, this is the safest transfer point!"
"I'll wipe it! It's coming from abroad, but there is no difference between imported sugarcane..."
Lv Datou got up and looked around, but Zhao Guanren asked coldly: "Smart assistant! What the **** do you want to do? Do you want a corpse or a crystal? Will I come when I find the giant corpse?"
"Boss! Don't be angry with me, it's really none of my business..."
Xiao Ai appeared crying and weeping, kneeling in front of him and crying: "The main system also has a self-learning function. It has learned a lot from you, but its mission is to recover the lost property of the starship. The giants also It has never responded to its distress signal, so it is just waiting!"
"Your acting skills are so **** good..."
Lü Datou knelt down and mocked: "You cried a piece of computer program, and you simulated your tears. You are fake or not, I think you are the main system, and you want corpse crystals. You are a bitch. I still want to set up a memorial arch, so shameless!"
"I am not the main system, I have feelings, my name is Xiao Ai, Fang Xiao Ai..."
Xiao Ai cried loudly, but Zhao Guanren yelled, "Enough! I don't care what you are, I just want you to give me a promise. After getting the four power crystals, one billion vaccines, let me go. Brothers leave, I will go alone to help you find the corpses, can I do it?"
"The main system says no. Vaccine and Lu Yang can only choose one..."
Xiao Ai choked: "The main system just wants to complete its mission. As long as you take back the four crystals and the remains of the six crew members, it will no longer force you to do anything, and will continue to serve you to the giants. Until the arrival of the rescue ship, but...may never come!"
"If you want to cooperate, you can't hide from me..."
Zhao Guanren squinted his eyes and asked: "Why did the giants create corpse poison? If they descend on the earth, will they turn this place into a dead star?"
"I can't answer this question. What the giants will do is not predictable by the system..."
Xiao Ai said with tears: "The giants created the corpse poison for experimentation, looking for interesting technologies and creatures worth studying, and at the same time satisfying their perverted desire to kill. Of course! The word pervert is where I stand. From a human perspective, define them yourself!"
"It's like we watch cockfights and dogfights..."
"Almost! They like to watch advanced life fights, and they are also part of the research..."
Xiao Ai said sternly: "A race that does not respect life, will not be friendly to their compatriots. Maybe they did not want to come to rescue at all, and your trust value is very high, the system will not choose unfamiliar humans casually, so you Will not be easily given up or hurt!"
"Speaking is better than singing, it's a **** routine..."
Lü Datou yanked the big gold chain around his neck hard, who knew that he couldn’t take it off, so he could only ask depressedly, “Hey! Why did you get me a gold chain? It’s a compelling stage, how can I make a foreign girl like this?"
"You ask me what I am doing, ask your own assistant..."
Xiao Ai rolled his eyes, who would have listened to "why", a coquettish young woman in a red dress appeared, blinking her big blue eyes and smiled: "Boss! This is the best thing for you. Temperament decorations, I personally picked them for you!"
"I'm going! I'm going to die, you guys are going to do point-to-point marking..."
Lv Datou scared backwards
After two steps, the little young woman smiled and said: "Boss! After a long period of observation, the main system has promoted you to a first-class refugee passenger. I will be your secret in the future, please help me Give it a name!"
"Fart! It's called Fang Xiaoai, just call Fang Xiaoyou, oh sisters..."
Lv Datou looked at it disdainfully and vigilantly, Zhao Guanren got up and asked: "Fang Xiaoyou! Do you have a ghost particle shield for him? Isn't his force high!"
"Don't worry! People understand my boss better than you..."
Xiao You squinted Lu's head and said: "People have chosen gravitational protection specially for him. Attacks within the load will be distracted. There is also a particle concussion knife as a weapon. Iron is like mud, killing is invisible!"
"Damn! Xiao Ai, why don't I have a weapon..."
Zhao Guanren looked at Xiao Ai in surprise, Xiao Ai stood up and shrugged and said: "You are not fighting the five scum, why do you want that thing, don't listen to the woman telling you about it, what a tattered shock knife, it consumes Power energy also affects your profound energy!"
"Xiao Ai! Sisters respect you as a senior, don't you shamelessly, what do you want to tear..."
Xiaomei stepped forward aggressively, and the two virtual ladies immediately quarreled. Lu Datou quickly took Zhao Guanren away and said in surprise: "What the **** is this, why are these two things still noisy? I'm getting up, and why is my accent in the capital city?"
"Ha~ Ask me your personal secret..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and said: "Of course, Xiao You has set the image according to your preferences. Look at Xiao You's luxurious big car lights. I am afraid that there is a G cup. You are short of milk in the five elements. But I didn’t expect you to have a soft spot for girls in Jingli!"
"This thing is terrible..."
Lv Datou tugged the gold necklace around his neck, and said weakly: "This is my deepest thought, and I actually let it all come out. Let's take this thing off as soon as possible. , I have a feeling of being entangled by a female ghost, it’s so scary!"
"Hey~ this is a double-edged sword. I don't know when it will plunge into my heart..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and walked out. At the same time, he sent a text message to Queen Dragon, telling her that she had arrived safely, so that she and her family didn't have to worry, and they could go back after finishing the errands.
"Where is this, why are the sheep black..."
Lv Datou walked out of the sugarcane field in doubt, but Zhao Guanren covered his mouth and dragged it back. Outside was a vast farm. In addition to hundreds of black sheep transformed into corpses, there were a lot of mutants. Cattle, there is no sign of human activity at first glance.
"Didn't I tell you last night, the animals here are fiercer than living corpses, so be careful..."
Zhao Guanren drew out the Red Luan knife and walked back, and Lu Datou also drew out his sword. He didn't expect to be forcibly sent in. The sword that he usually hangs on pretending to be a weapon, fortunately it is also a rare sky. Class weapons, take off the sword and become a swordsman.
"I'm going to your uncle, this is too fierce..."
Lv Datou suddenly stopped in horror. There were several kangaroos on the east side of the sugarcane field. One of them was not only seven or eight meters high, but also had three ferocious heads, which originally held the baby kangaroo’s belly. Among them, the bulging ones are all kinds of skulls.
"It doesn't look like it's easy to provoke, so let's go..."
Zhao Guanren quickly turned around and drilled to the other side. The huge sugarcane field is probably hundreds of acres, and the ground is full of croaking big toads. Fortunately, the toads will not change into corpses, otherwise they would have to be swallowed raw. Not possible.
"Boss! There is a play here..."
Lü Datou thief beckoned, and he smashed the sugarcane and saw a small village. There were a dozen houses strewn on the green hillside, and only a dozen corpse cats and dogs were hovering. The two immediately understood each other. Ran out.
"Kill the dogs first! Don't let them bark..."
Zhao Guanren held up his long sword against a few vicious dogs, and Lu's big head was useless for shocks
Knife, he trusted his amateur skills very much, rushed up and chopped up a little cat. As a result, there were a lot of cats under the crotch of the car, and he became confused when the cats were too many.
"Fuck! You mouse sperm reincarnated, why did you recruit so many cats..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly turned around to fight alongside him. The two were stunned for more than ten minutes. After killing hundreds of cats and dogs, they stopped panting, and finally chose a mansion that looked like a village chief’s house. A house with several cars started.
"Boom~"
A female corpse suddenly squatted on the window, yelling with her teeth and claws in her underwear, Lu Datou happily walked to the window, stretched her head and smiled and said: "Your man is not at home, right? How about making you comfortable, sorry for your **** underwear!"
"Puff~"
Lü Datou pierced the window with a sword, and directly nailed the mother's corpse to the window, but he drew out the sword and tapped the glass lightly, and Zhao Guanren had walked around the gate and opened the door lock with a knife. Walking in, the two remaining corpses were led to the window.
"Oh!"
Zhao Guanren ended the two living corpses with a single knife, and he was comfortable with his brother. Not only did Lu Datou cooperate with him tacitly, he was also a silly chatter like him. After Lu Datou ran in, the two opened the refrigerator. After a mopping up, all cans of beer were packed into bags.
"Oh~ I just made this dragon robe for the Chinese New Year, it's a pity..."
Lv Datou found his clothes from the bedroom, and sighed and replaced the prince’s dragon robe, but Zhao Guanren turned over a set of camping equipment in the second bedroom. After replacing it, he made himself more like a wilderness survivor, and then cut it. I have lost my long hair that I have been raising for several years.
"Why are you cutting your hair? Who doesn't know you..."
Lv Datou walked in in surprise, but Zhao Guanren didn't say anything. He just took out the driver's license of a handsome guy from the drawer and said, "Xiao Ai! Makes me look more like this Jim, with a bit more nose , Don’t have your jaw so wide!"
"No way? You can have plastic surgery..."
Lv Datou hurriedly sat next to him, only to see Zhao Guanren’s face twitching suddenly, he couldn’t help groaning, but in just two minutes he seemed to have changed. He had eight people with the guy on the driver’s license. The points are similar and more masculine.
"You should be able to do it too. Asians are now the focus of the target, so it's not easy to get in..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the bathroom and rubbed his face, used scissors to trim his hairstyle again, and finally looked at the stranger in the mirror. This is a handsome guy in his early twenties with a wide face and a high nose, sighing. Hu scum is very attractive, with almost no trace of Asian.
"Damn! You are not..."
Zhao Guanren was shocked as soon as he went out. Lu Datou actually found a poster of the pirate captain—Johnny Depp, and he was the most attractive age in his forties, and he had already changed his face, facing him. Wearing a mirror to trim his beard and hairstyle.
"Haha~ please call me Captain Jack..."
Lv's big head dropped the scissors and jumped up. Who knows that this product is nine points similar to Depp, and the two are about the same figure, their hair is only cut to the extent of shoulders, plus his jeans and washed blue. The shirt is a Deppco imitation.
"I'll go! You are too ostentatious, but it really seems..."
Zhao Guanren clapped his hands in amazement. Lu's big-headed moustache is so coquettish. He also looks at the mirror as if he was beaten with blood. He said stinkingly in the mirror: "Dep, who is in his forties, hangs all kinds of Little fresh meat, this foreign girl won't pounce on me!"
"You have to think of a reasonable identity for yourself. Xiaoyou can help you translate simultaneously, but your accent will not change. When people hear you are a fake foreigner..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and walked out. The two quickly wiped out the village, got two shotguns and a pistol, and dyed their hair brown, and finally ate and drank. On a classic muscle car in yellow color, it drove onto the dark and empty highway...