Beyond the Noisy World: The Long Lost Eight Sects: 157, iron mouth and magic calculation

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After Long Guanshui finished his self-report, he asked again: "Teacher Ding, can you make a diagnosis for me now, right?"

Ding Qi smiled and said: "If you really have depression, such as serious symptoms as you describe yourself, it is impossible for the mental clinic to give you a diagnosis. I will recommend you to referral to Ankang Hospital."

Long Guanshui was a little disappointed and said: "Ah, you don't give a medical certificate here, I have to go to another place? You are the most famous psychologist in this city!"

Ding Qi: "If I think you have depression, I have to suggest that you go to a specialized medical unit for treatment."

Long Guanshui: "Just give me a diagnosis."

Ding Qi: "Before we give you a diagnosis, let’s talk about your psychological problems. When you just sat down, I said that the psychological clinic only solves your psychological problems, and then we will talk about your self-reported illness. OK?"

Long Guanshui: "Oh, well, do I have any other psychological problems?"

Ding Qi: "Can you ask a question about your relationship with your parents?"

Long Guanshui: "Does this have anything to do with my illness?"

Ding Qi: "It has a very big relationship with your psychological problems. If you want to solve the problem, you'd better tell it truthfully. You can rest assured that if privacy is involved, we will strictly abide by the confidentiality regulations."

Long Guanshui was a little dissatisfied: "My parents and I have a generation gap, they always persuade me to change jobs."

Ding Qi: "I've noticed that the profession you made an appointment to register is a game player. Are your parents dissatisfied with you playing games at home every day?"

Long Guanshui: "I don't call playing games every day. They don't understand that this is also a profession. The times are different. Teacher Ding, have you played...? I'm a gold level!"

Ding Qi: "Game players are indeed a profession nowadays. The older generations may not understand. I know all these things. Is this problem causing your troubles?"

Long Guanshui nodded and said: "Yes, yes, they don't understand me, they always think that I stay at home and do nothing."

Ding Qi: "Can you tell me what your monthly net income is?"

Long Guanshui lowered his head with some confidence: "It's enough for me anyway."

Ding Qi: "Just enough for spending?"

Long Guanshui raised his head again and said: "In addition to a game player, I am actually a writer of online novels. Teacher Ding, do you know the current online literature? It is very popular and develops very fast... I will become God’s."

Ding Qi smiled and nodded and said: "As long as every profession works hard, there is a chance of success and a sense of accomplishment can be found in it."

Long Guanshui's eyes lit up and said: "Teacher Ding, do you want to say that it is not me that has the problem, but that there is a problem with my parents' ideas?"

Ding Qi: "Your parents are not the help seeker, you are the help seeker. What we are trying to solve is your own psychological problems. Your registration information also mentions social barriers. What is going on? What?"

Long Guanshui: "I am a resident, and I am not very good at talking, so I am reluctant to go out and deal with people."

Ding Qi: "According to my observations, it’s not that you can’t speak. The communication between you and me is very good. You are also very good at using your own ideas to guide or persuade others. I can ask one more question. What is a movie or TV series you have watched recently? If you still have an impression, can you describe me in detail, it is very important for me to make a diagnosis."

Long Guanshui: "Recently? I just did an American drama, and the third season is very exciting..." As he said, he was a little excited, and Ding Qi took a few words from time to time.

After discussing the TV series, Ding Qi smiled and said: "I can tell you the results of the initial diagnosis. You have no mood disorders, let alone depression."

Long Guanshui: "What, you said I have no problem? But I obviously have those symptoms!"

Ding Qi still smiled and said: "The symptoms you mentioned can be found on the Internet. Everyone can claim that they have or think they have. But I didn’t say that you’re okay. On the contrary, you have more Serious psychological problems are behavioral disorders."

Long Guanshui was a little confused: "What! Do I have another disease?"

Ding Qi explained: "You are not a patient. Many normal people have psychological problems, but they are still not up to the level of mental illness. If proper corrections are not made, the more the problem accumulates, the more serious it will become. Behaving abnormally."

Long Guanshui was a little frightened: "Is it so serious?"

Ding Qi tried to relax as much as possible: "Don't be nervous, it's not that serious. I just want to ask you, I just said you don't have depression. This is good news. Why are you disappointed? , Do you really wish you were sick, or wish I thought you were sick? Don’t you answer, listen to me tell you two stories."

Ding Qi first told the story of an elementary school student, but many people will feel familiar after hearing it. A child who had a cold was actually quite happy because he didn't have to go to school this day. Later, the child didn't want to go to school, so he lay on the bed and pretended to be sick, saying that he had a cold.

Then Ding Qi told another story about a certain unit, which is in Shanghai. One summer, a typhoon landed and torrential rains swept across Puxi and Pudong. The disaster brought huge losses, but the employees of the unit were excited because the city government notified it was a holiday.

Half a month later, another typhoon struck Shanghai from the northern part of Zhejiang. The municipal government had prepared an emergency plan. Unexpectedly, the typhoon turned temporarily and bypassed Shanghai and headed for the East China Sea. Many employees of this unit sighed in their circle of friends-the typhoon is so incomprehensible.

After telling these two stories, it is clear what is wrong with Longguanshui.

If you are sick, you should take a rest, and it is normal for a typhoon to take a holiday. As for the children and company employees in the story, it is not a problem, especially the adults, it should be just a joke.

But if you have formed a habit of always claiming that you are sick in order not to go to school, that would be wrong. It can also be assumed to be an exaggeration. A certain company employee has the ability to call the wind and call the rain, and just to be able to take a day off, he cast a spell to attract the typhoon, and the problem can be serious.

In the eyes of ordinary people, Longguanshui is actually lazy, afraid of hardships and eager to play. He plays games at home every day and refuses to do things seriously, but he does not want to be blamed, so he tries to find an excuse for himself. The behavior pattern is like that of a primary school student who did not grow up. It's not that his parents have a problem, nor is it a game player and web writer's career problem, but that he himself has a psychological problem.

This person is a little clever, or a little taken for granted. He checked the symptoms of depression on the Internet and claimed to have a social disorder. He came to Ding Qi, the most famous psychologist in Jinghu City, and wanted Ding Qi to give it to him. Make a diagnosis by yourself, and then you will have an excuse to continue having fun at home, and to obtain the understanding and sympathy of your parents, so that you will no longer be blamed.

Finding a disease without a disease is also a kind of disease. If you have a disease, you have to be treated. He realized the real logic behind this behavior and what it meant.

Ding Qi finally said: “People have to face themselves. No matter what you want to do, the starting point should not be to escape from reality. There is pressure in society, and every industry has to work hard to succeed. You always want to give yourself an escape. Excuse, this is your problem. If you always think this way, or even do it, it will cause behavioral obstacles. To solve this problem, we can set a small goal first..."

When Long Guanshui left, Ding Qi took a look at the time. The meeting lasted for one hour and ten minutes. Ding Qi specially gave him ten more minutes. Long Guanshui's purpose was not realized, but he left with another problem that needed to be solved, and Ding Qi knew very well that this person would not come again.

As a psychiatrist, Ding Qi has already pointed out what problems Long Guanshui has and what direction he can solve. But whether Long Guanshui can solve it or not depends on him.

The appointment time for the second helper was originally half an hour apart, and now there are 20 minutes left. What's interesting is that the problem that this helper claims is also mental depression. Ding Qi got acquainted with the information for registering an appointment, and the other party walked into the consulting room. This person's name is Yu Chengren, thirty-nine years old this year, and his registered occupation is a civil servant, but he didn't specify which department he was a civil servant.

His eyes were obviously dull. When Ding Qi greeted him to sit down, he fixedly looked at the tabletop without even raising his head to meet Ding Qi. Only during the conversation, if something seemed to irritate him, would he slightly raise his head to look at Ding Qi.

The experience described by this person and the symptoms shown are very consistent with the characteristics of mood disorders. Under normal circumstances, Ding Qi can actually reach a conclusion and recommend him to be referred. Patients like this should go to Ankang Hospital or Jinghu University Mental Health Center for treatment, not just for psychological counseling.

This person does not seem to have come to receive psychological counseling or psychotherapy. On the contrary, he came to discuss the philosophy of life with Ding Qi. He even asked three very profound questions: how to feel happy, what is the meaning of life, What should one do?

The meeting has been going on for more than half an hour, and Ding Qi smiled and said: "Mr. Yu, my mentor has a point of view, which is a conclusion drawn after a large number of surveys and statistics. He believes that many contemporary psychological problems or mental illnesses , Are all created, or in other words, created by so-called psychologists. The more famous the disease, the more popular it is.

If you tell people that many of their problems may come from some kind of mental illness, you need to see a psychologist to solve it according to a certain model, but it will cause the public's psychological vulnerability. Because this is a kind of hint, telling them that self-grooming is powerless, and psychological problems should arise under certain circumstances.

There is a realistic example. A small country in Africa experienced an ethnic conflict and a war and massacre, which brought great trauma to the entire society. The West sent an aid team, and they brought a group of psychologists instead of food and living supplies. The purpose of these volunteers is to find and treat patients with ‘post-traumatic stress disorder’.

This country has been through various wars, violence, and plagues for nearly a hundred years. This is the life that the locals are accustomed to. Their customs and beliefs, lifestyles and concepts enable everyone to face this life. What were the consequences after these volunteers went? They actually instilled a kind of vulnerability and brought the epidemic of ‘post-traumatic stress disorder’.

Such examples can also be seen in other places. When an undiscovered mental illness or mental illness is discovered, if over-publicity is widely known, a large number of diseases that fit this description will appear..."

Ding Qi came to a long, self-contained talk. At this point, Yu Chengren finally interrupted him impatiently: "Doctor Ding, what do you mean by this?"

Ding Qi: "Because you are talking about theories, I will also cooperate with you in talking about theories. If you don’t mind, can you talk about practical things? According to you, colleagues see your vision and say to you often It disgusts you, can you give me a specific example? Which colleague, what is his name, and what he said to you caused you to feel this way? It is best not to miss a word..."

Ding Qi got off work earlier this day. He received the first appointment for help at 1:30 in the afternoon, and the second at 2:30. He left Boci Medical at 3:20, taking advantage of the evening rush hour. , Rushed back to Nantuo Community at four o'clock. Zhu Shanxian also left work early, and Zhuang Mengzhou, Tan Hanchuan, Xian Hao, and Shang Ni were all sitting in the living room.

Ding Qi was a little puzzled: "It's all here! District Mayor Zhu got off work so early? Xiao Nizi, why didn't you go back to Hangzhou for class?"

Shang Ni: "It’s okay to miss a few days of class. I bring all the textbooks, as long as I rush back to take the exam at the end of the term. Just now we analyzed who installed the bug? There is a psychological profiling technique that can be achieved through behavior Feature infers psychological features, and then infers physiological features from psychological features. Everyone is about to ask Mr. Ding, and I will follow my insights."

Ding Qi: "When it comes to psychological profiling techniques, my mentor is an expert, and my level and experience are much worse."

Xian Hao: "It’s not appropriate to involve your tutor for this matter, Mr. Ding, your level is already very high, so you might as well try. Although you have too few clues, you can also analyze one. Probably, it doesn't matter if you are wrong!"

Ding Qi smiled and said: "Then I will try, is there a small blackboard?"

Of course there is no blackboard, so I hung a large piece of white paper on the wall, brought Ding Qi a thick black pen, and listed his analysis conclusions one by one on the white paper. Ding Qi first wrote the first article: For state agency staff, the work unit should be a law enforcement agency, and the identity should be a leading cadre, at least a department leader.

Shang Ni said: "These Mr. Zhuang and District Mayor Zhu have already analyzed them, and they are not the ability of Teacher Ding."

Ding Qi wrote the second article: male, height between 1.80 to 1.85 meters, not left-handed, with relatively good facial features, neat teeth, no long nails, pale skin, and not fat. .

Shang Ni exclaimed: "This, so specific? Teacher Ding, how did you know?"

Zhuang Mengzhou smiled and said: "It seems that you have already gotten started."

Ding Qi replied: "This is not specific. If the criminal investigation department is looking for a suspect, such characteristic information is far from enough, unless it is to screen among the existing suspects. As for how these conclusions are drawn, It’s complicated to talk about the theoretical process. We usually give the information directly."

Xian Hao groaned: "Without nails, he prefers to use his right hand. His height is about 1.8 to 1.85 meters, and his body is not fat. We have already seen these conclusions. The other ones are quite interesting. , It is intuitive."

Shang Ni: "Sister Xian Hao, how did you see it?"

Xian Hao: "Brother Zhu’s car, the left side of the rearview mirror has been tilted up a bit. It should have been touched by his head. The person who installed the bug was very careful, leaving almost no other traces, that is, when he got up, his head was slightly I touched the rearview mirror.

He pried the left front door of the car and got into the driving position to install the bug. According to the space of the car seat, steering wheel and the location where he installed the bug, he can infer his posture at the time and his height. And this person can't be too fat, otherwise the body won't be able to lean down, and the bug will be installed higher..."

Zhuang Mengzhou waved his hand and said: "Continue to listen to Teacher Ding."

Ding Qi said again: "This person must be doing private work, and I don't want the unit and colleagues to know that it is not the case that District Chief Zhu committed is being investigated."

He then wrote the third article on the white paper: It may be a person in the world, using his position to grasp resources for profit, and may have connections with certain social groups. This is not the first time he has done this.

Zhu Shanxian asked: "What else?"

Ding Qi wrote the fourth article: This person has used a name, Yu Chengren, which may be an imposter. He will visit soon, most likely tonight!

As soon as this article was finished, everyone stood up and said in unison: "What's the matter?"

Ding Qi put down the pen in his hand and smiled: "This afternoon, I received two helpers who were not sick and pretended to be sick. It's great. The name of the appointment registration is Yu Chengren. I just met him and I almost did it!"

Rewind the time to more than three o'clock in the afternoon. What happened in the psychology clinic of Boci Medical? Ding Qi asked Yu Chengren to talk about the details of his actual experience, and Yu Chengren said something. Ding Qi suddenly interjected: "Yu Chengren is not your real name, right?"

Yu Chengren was taken aback: "Teacher Ding, what do you mean?"

Ding Qi said unhurriedly: "You should be professionally trained. There are almost no flaws in self-reported symptoms. But I want to point out two points. The first is that you are too proficient in introducing symptoms. You are describing The symptoms of depression are not describing your own feelings. Of course, you put these symptoms on yourself and read the corresponding medical records.

The second point, I want you to relay what your colleague said to you, including the discussion behind the face-to-face talk. When you mention your name, the speed of your speech changes, just like when it comes to details that require special attention. No one is unfamiliar with your own name, so pay special attention to it when talking to show that you are not familiar with this name, and it was borrowed temporarily. "

Yu Chengren stood up and said: "Doctor Ding, you are too much! I came to you after trusting you. You are talking nonsense. I want to make a complaint. I don't see a psychiatrist like you!"

Ding Qi actually laughed: "Although you complain, I have never seen a person with depression like you. In order to respect privacy, we do not have audio and video records here. You ran to find a psychiatrist. I hide a voice recorder in my pocket to record our conversations. Is this also a professional habit?"

Yu Chengren's face finally changed, and he took a step back and said: "You, you are saying nothing!"