The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 3: A new beginning

When talking about the memories of youth, probably each of them has memories of one kind or another. Some memories make people laugh when they think about it, some sorrowful memories make people sigh, some remind you of them. His face was red and red, and he couldn't wait for his mouth to drink.

To someone, today is a special day, and he does n’t know what he is doing today. Once he remembers, he will use his head to blast the super-black history of the desktop, or it will be unforgettable and sweet The beginning of memories.

"I like you, please be my girlfriend."

On the rooftop with only two people, under the peep of the friends hiding in the corner, when the blushing teenager shouted his heart to the girl, the whole world is a taste of youth.

"Okay, I actually like you for a long time."

If the girl agrees with the youth's confession and let the situation develop so well, I am afraid everyone knows that this is a sweet and boring youth comedy, but the memories of youth are always sweet and sour, and the development is 90% Will not be so smooth.

"Sorry, actually, I have someone I like on already."

This is probably the development of realism. Although the plot is tortuous after all, as long as our hero continues to work hard, there are still opportunities.

"Waste materials, do you dare to confess to me like this? How much are your assets? How much is your annual income? Going to that university? What are you expected to do? Let me say first, give me a million dollars a year and roll it out. Thick. "

Well, this is probably a more realistic development, and it is also a pain in the heart of countless adult men.

"Sorry, I like girls."

This is too difficult. If this girl is not going to reject you with this excuse, it is better to give up directly.

"Haha, actually, I'm your mom / dad / sister / brother."

This is even more tangled. If this guy is not a Star Wars system watcher, or a Korean drama deep poisoner, if she is really going to do a blood test, will she take a look at the psychiatry? It's better.

"Sorry, I only like quadratic elements. I have no interest in tridimensional orangutans with leg hair and chest hair!"

This is more desperate, but fortunately, it generally does not develop in this way. Of course, for a small number of compatriots with special living habits, such a house girl is more and more expected ... but in reality the house girl The appearance requirements are actually particularly high, and the otakus are even more tragic.

But sometimes, the only difference between reality and fiction is that stories need logic, and reality is completely unnecessary!

"Sorry, I'm a Vampire, and my family says I can't interact with human. Although you are only half human, but also three-dimensional, and I only like two-dimensional, I have no interest in three-dimensional orangutans with leg hair and chest hair! I like the cute 2D girl the most! And, I have someone I like in already! "

Sorry for this scene, narration I really do n’t know how to face it at this time, it ’s better to start spitting too much when it ’s too much ...

"Smile, just smile ... sister! Is this different from the tragedies above! Just all tragedies come together? To what extent do humans fail, can all tragedies come together? And What does Vampire mean? Is this really a high school in the real world? Give me the scientific worldview of Normal people! "

In the classroom, even if the utterly failed confession already passed a day, Rorschach's serial vomiting still echoed in the classroom. This full of roar made him new friends who had only met for two weeks and met again. This young man.

Rorschach, L.Harloys, has a strange name, a younger appearance than the actual age. He just passed the sixteenth birthday not long ago. Now he says that he is believed to be ten years old. It is often said that blondes have small faces. Red flutter is very cute, um, it is a born baby face.

Weight is less than 50KG, height is about 1.5m. Considering that one-fourth of the mixed-race children are Wood Spirit who is always young, this height already is very proud.

There are no special strengths, but because of the appearance of being too young, there has been an unbearable dark history ...

"With you, I will be under pressure, be treated as a brother and sister, and be treated as a mother and child ... Last month, Asha was treated as an aunt just by buying things with you, I am really Unacceptable. "

"Sorry, although your confession moved me, in fact, I have always regarded you as my brother / little brother / little cute / Pet ..."

Wait a minute, is there a problem with the last "Pet"? Is it better to report it directly?

Although Rorschach's appearance is slightly non-mainstream, it is actually a very ordinary Earth boy.

If you want to find something extraordinary, you are born with a mixed-breed talent, which makes Rorschach ’s motor nerves very good. Even if you do n’t exercise, you can become the main force at the sports meeting, but in this special school you just transferred to College, I'm afraid this is not a good thing.

"Comrade Hero, don't be sad. Whoever calls your goal so high, others are the Young Lady of the Isabelle family, but that refusal spreads throughout the school, and it's as sad as you are not in the minority. Alas, the goal is two Dimension creature, all boys in the school are out at the same time. "

Kahn sat in the seat in front of Rorschach and was his first friend who came to this school.

"Hero?"

"Yes, only less than a week after transferring to school, you will dare to face the Lotus of the High Mountains with a 100% drop rate, plus the things you do in the school for a month, it is not what Hero is."

It sounds good. Rorschach already is slightly better at the bottom of the valley, but his classmate Su Nana, who is also the human squad leader, pushed the glasses and said playfully.

"It is scrap Hero. However, we are not qualified to say you."

Rorschach was immediately speechless, but could only lie on the table complaining in frustration.

"Waste materials or something, no. I'm a sportsman in my college, it's still very popular"

But it seems that the green plum bamboo Ma Su Nana that she followed from the earth still did not let go of her meaning.

"Sportsman? How long will it take you to run a hundred meters?"

"13 seconds 2! The third school sports meet!"

Rorschau, a gifted athlete, was expected by the school, but he had no interest in sweating. He refused to hesitate to invite the track and field team, but he was still the main game at the sports meeting. force.

"Passing 10 seconds in sports here, even my girl is within 11 seconds."

Put aside the suspicious drink labeled "Authentic Dungeon Bull Head Milk", who is obviously "Literature Girl" Suna, but despise Rorcia, "exercise athlete" with the corner of her eyes.

"Pass in ten seconds? The Olympic record is really weak. Ah, ah, return me the mortal world and worldview! Also, give me my childhood sweethearts and longing sisters back to me!"

"Don't be stupid, this is not the earth, and you ca n’t be mortal since you started, Wood Spirit Half-Blood Little Prince."

"Don't laugh at me, I'm just a quarter of a Normal, those Wood Spirits must be wrong. You think I want to come! I haven't encountered an irresistible force."

Yes, Rorschach also wants to ask himself, why is he a Normal earth person, why did he come to other planets, enter this big universe full of fantasy creature, and become an alien studying abroad in the Eich star field.

Eich, like the Earth, is a member country of the Watch Agreement, but unlike the Earth where the technology tree is developed, here is obviously inclined to mystery. The mystery in the novel becomes a reality, but it is also the hometown of half of its own blood.

Although one-fourth of the Wood Spirit bloodlines are indigenous people here, let them adapt to the original Elemental Tide here, but the values ​​of aliens and natives are completely different, and they are also incompatible with each other. A lot of jokes came out.

Originally, my life track already was determined, that is, go to school, study hard, find a good university to learn a skill that can make money, find a relaxed and promising job, and continue to work while you work My hobbies, wait for the love of your relatives and friends, bachelor can't go on, and then find a beautiful and ugly wife to marry.

Then, at middle age, I pushed the affairs to the young young, and the hiring thief was retired in the year of retirement, and then died in the children's complaint of "how can't I die?" It is even more perfect to be able to cheat the tears that are sent to the end. As for those godly things in the family business

"It's all over to my younger sister who likes these. Compared to my mediocre eldest son, all aspects are adapted to that crazy and incomprehensible inner world."

Unfortunately, just a week ago, Rorschach received a letter, and then all his expectations and goals in life were shattered.

"Dear brother.

If you see this letter, I am afraid that already is dead. If you want to know who killed your dear sister, please go to Sol Eich's Star Watcher Academy and pursue the girl named Isabel. By the way, Yibei is a two-dimensional dead house. Remember to do what you want.

Your cutest sister: Luo Li.h.Harloys.

Yes, on Rorschach ’s sixteenth birthday, the birthday gift he received was not something that made people happy, but the death news and suicide note of his twin sister.

Since then, Rorschach ’s world has been completely changed, and he has not come to this ghost place, in pursuit of a girl he has never seen before, seeking the truth of his sister ’s death, but also as a super scrap, Start a new life.

Originally, whoever cares about the family's affairs, already has his own life goal. He still wants to let go of it, but what makes Rorsch the most grievous is the last words in the letter.

"PS. Remember to bring me the Milos cake from the bakery next door to worship me. I want to eat it."

"PS for PS: Matcha, chocolate, and strawberry flavors! There must be at least ten of them! The cream has to be doubled, and the aunt is very good at dealing with it. It ’s enough to talk."

"PS of PS PS: By the way, even if I'm gone, don't make a bitter face! My brother's popularity already is bad enough, let alone letting people off!"

Seeing the end of this, he identified the source of the letter, and no one was able to write such a PS except for his lovely snack.

"Hey, Luo Li, are you really dead? How can a dead person write a letter and still want to eat? And, who killed you!"

Three days ago, Rorschia, who was just 16 years old, had the happiest summer vacation of his life, but it was different from other naughty kid(s)s who had gone crazy after the entrance exam. His options were very fulfilling. He spent all summer vacation Make money at work.

After all, in a sense, rejecting family arrangements, and obsessed with Normal people's lives is equivalent to breaking their own financial resources. Although his sister sometimes finds ways to get some financial assistance for himself, but small The girl's purse is not too rich, and her mouth is still very choppy. Every time I secretly meet, I can see that she drools outside the cake shop. I also imagine that I was feeding my sister in the past. There is nothing more adorable in the world than the sister being fed. … Ah, do n’t take it seriously just now. Rorschah just took into account that the days are still long, and he has to learn it himself.

Working? What job would use a minor who is only 16 years old? There are still some reasons for this. A distant uncle took care of himself, introduced a job that can take care of his studies, and allowed him to earn enough living expenses. He was originally a "rookie behind the back door", and these two months of Correct The hard work, but the seniors in the workplace, a little recognition of him, and began to give him some single-handed work.

When it comes to this, I am afraid everyone has guessed that Rorschach's way of making a living is to add miscellaneous and write some tofu to a small magazine to earn some manuscript fees.

But due to the lack of life experience, he can only write game reviews, SF short fantasy novels, etc., and he is always spit out by editors and readers ’survey letters. Do n’t you have any friends? ”“ It ’s a shame to look at the moves and lines of the Super 2 students. Would you dare to read them out yourself? ”.

As a result, he vomited "I'm so sorry I don't have friends, but everyone spends time in the editorial department on holidays and weekends. It seems that everyone is almost the same, no, I'm still young and rescued, you old people die Zhai, let's continue with the FFF group. "Then, due to the truth, the predecessors were hunted down with posters and bound volumes of magazines ...

The job already has been playing for nearly two years, and the progress is not small, especially the latest one, because of the urgency, wrote about the messy adventures I heard from my adoptive mother.

The adventure of the mad prince, due to the explosion of authenticity, the plot is surprising, especially the protagonist Roland is funny and wayward and full of joy. It is very well received. As a result, I am very happy to receive many enthusiastic letters from readers, but also Praying secretly, don't let the adoptive mother see it, otherwise you may not end well.

I have just made some progress in my work and have been recognized by my predecessors. Rorschach has even hesitated whether to step out of school and enter the work in advance. After all, that job does not require much education.

"... Luo Li, I think writing is my happiest day. I want to write my whole life. Otherwise, I will quit school in advance. It feels like continuing to read, it is just a waste of time."

The result was just a discussion. His sister did n’t answer his phone for ten days. She even wrote to reprimand herself. “I do n’t want my brother to become an otaku in the editorial department. If he dares to drop out of school, I ’ll tell Ah Dad, I quit, let him take you back to inherit the family business. ".

Even though the map cannon on the phone was very depressed, the seniors who brought themselves into the industry opposed their ideas, saying:

"Without real life experience, no matter how brilliant the imagination is, it lacks real colors. Even if it can catch the eye for a short time, the fine taste is like chewing wax. When you are young, you should read more books. Do n’t be afraid to waste time , Even if it is to build for the future. ".

Looking at this chubby predecessor, it's not that he doesn't know if the other party is really good to himself, but when Roxa thinks about those things that he might not be able to use in his life in a boring classroom, he feels super motivated. , But my sister will not let herself drop out of school.

So, the unlucky Rorschach can only "continue to waste time."

Actually, already thinks about his future. Even if he is studying, it is enough to find a general high school. He can also focus on writing. When he is in college, when he enters the college entrance examination, he will report casually. A second-rate university's Chinese department and journalism department can continue to raise sheep, and Luo Li will not say anything at that time.

But everything, everything, future expectations and dreams, the only trusted loved ones, and so on, were shattered by the cold black letter.

"Luo Li is dead, so you have to go to Eich and replace her to become the Star Knight." (To be continued.)