All My Disciples Suck! Chapter 126: Jump up

"The old thief from Tongtian shot me down and planned to chase my foster father, but at this moment, a dragon sounded, which blocked Tongtian, and I also took the opportunity to become a Panlong and dive into the waters and escape. ! Only then will I have my life to come back to see my foster father!"

When Panlong was talking, it could be described as a snot and tears, which is worse than the cry of the Taoist Taoist just now!

The Taoist Jiao was shocked when he heard that Tongtian was chasing by the beacon dragon, but when he heard that Tongtian was stopped by the sound of the dragon, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed that he could escape from Tongtian. , He is really lucky enough.

"The voice of Longming, is it true that the true purple dragon emperor has awakened?" Taoist Jiao asked quickly.

Banlong shook his head, "I don't know this. At that time, I was scared and stupid. It was a great fortune in misfortune to be able to escape, so naturally I didn't dare to stay."

Speaking, Panlong still showed his palm shot by Tongtian like Taoist Jiao. The huge fingerprints appeared on Panlong's body, and it made people chill just by looking at it.

"The breath of the immortal spirit of the upper Qing is indeed a means to reach the sky!"

Seeing the wound, Taoist Jiao has believed 90% of Pan Long's words.

"Foster father, this time Tongtian treats us father and son like this, and we cannot share our feuds. We must take revenge!"

Banlong said excitedly.

"Yes, you must take revenge, Pan'er, don't worry, you have already made a complete strategy for your father. This time it is not only through the sky, but even the Kunlun Sanqing is doomed!" Taoist Jiao said with a sneer, "Ban'er, You first go to the Xuanbing Caverns to recover your injuries, and for your father, go to the Dragon Clan's ancestral court to file a lawsuit and tell Zulong and the other eight true dragons that the Ziji true dragon emperor is currently in the hands of Tongtian, and there will be a battle between the dragons and Kunlun Mountain. Although the Kunlun Sanqing is strong, it is a lonely family after all. The Dragons not only have many masters, but also help from the Phoenix and Kirin tribes. The Kunlun Sanqing is bound to be doomed!"

"Foster father is wise!" Panlong complimented: "But the child's injury does not matter. I want to go with the foster father and contribute."

"It's rare for you to have this heart. This is the true dragon element I extracted from the Purple Extreme Real Dragon. It will heal you. Maybe you can break through the cultivation base!" Taoist Jiao handed a purple bead to coiled dragon.

"Thank you righteous father!"

......

"Ready to start!"

Sanhe Great God stood at the front of the queue, smiling very brightly, and his face was full of confidence.

However, the forty or fifty players behind him looked a little ugly at this time, and even thought of running away.

Tongtian has also been paying attention to the Sanhe Great God, and he also sees whether this earth-shattering tactic can be successful!

"Brother God, can we really do this?" a player in the queue asked in a daze.

In order to cooperate with the plan of Sanhe Great God.

They have been practicing hard for three or four hours.

At this moment, these players all want to ask, what the **** am I doing! ?

"Don't be persuaded, just follow my arrangement, it will be over!"

Sanhe said without any hassle.

A total of forty-nine players lined up neatly one hundred and ten miles away from the real purple dragon emperor.

"The strongest DJ in history, Music!"

Sanhe Great God snapped his fingers.

The strongest DJ in history nodded nervously, and then hit the instrument in front of him. There were two players around him who could use other instruments to help.

Soon a cheerful, fast-paced song came to mind.

It makes people feel very familiar when they listen.

"The first song of square dance, little apple!"

"Go!"

Following the order of the Sanhe Great God, forty-nine players, led by Sanhe Great God, happily jumped up.

"You are my little little apple

I don’t want to love you too much

The little red face warms my heart

Light up the fire of my life

Fire fire fire fire fire..."

Yes, it's the square dance!

It's the square dance that the national aunts are obsessed with, they don't hesitate to grab football and basketball courts with teenagers, and they don't hesitate to grab parking spaces with middle-aged people!

Magic music, magical dance!

"Fuck, I can't stand it, I want to give up!"

It didn't take long for a player to jump and he couldn't hold it anymore.

Nima, I'm also a seven-foot man anyway, and besides being tortured by square dancing, I never thought that I would still be unable to escape in the game.

If this is spread out, you have to die directly!

"Don't give up, do you still want 10,000 contribution points, do you still want to complete the epic mission?" Sanhe Great God asked while leading the jump.

"Persevere, perseverance is victory!" After Sanhe finished speaking, he continued to smile, and his body did all sorts of sorrows.

It can be said that the more you jump and the more you show up, the more you show up, the more vigorous you are.

Forty-six big men make this kind of action together, tusk.....spicy eyes.

"I fuck..."

Tong Tian fiercely covered his eyes with his hands.

This Nima picture is too shocking, I dare not look at it, I dare not look at it!

"We have been jumping for several minutes, do we want to continue?"

"Oh my God! Please, now let down a thunder and smash me to death!"

"Play a game, why did it become like this?"

....

Many players fell into tears unconvincingly.

"Yoyou! Come on, everyone! For an epic mission! For 10,000 contribution points! Hold on!"

Although the strongest DJ in history thinks this is very hot, he still cheers for everyone!

Well, this is your duty as a DJ.

"Hey everyone, let me see your waving hands!"

In the next dance, the players' movements became more and more showy. Compared with love, blinking eyes, and blowing kisses, these are all small movements. There are also ass-twisting, hip-shaking, and horse-riding dances that do not fall.

The dance choreographed by the Great God of Sanhe is a perfect addition to the original dance of Little Apple, with many popular elements added.

Although it seems that the strongest DJ in history wants to vomit, he is a professional DJ, who has not affected the music in the slightest, is skilled in his movements, and made no mistakes.

As the final melody falls, this little apple dance is finally over!

"Wow...!" The strongest DJ in history survived to the end, and finally vomited out without scruples.

"Finally.... It's over!"

The players also burst into tears directly.

"Everyone, this true purple dragon seems to be unresponsive, let's do it again!" However, after observing the true purple dragon, Sanhe Great God ordered again.

"Wow...!"

Hearing this, the players finally couldn't bear it anymore, and collectively vomited.

Nima! Again!

"None of you should stop me, let me go back to the spring to doubt life." After speaking, one player drew out his dagger and planned to commit suicide.

"Brother, hold on! Perseverance is victory!" The player beside him hugged him quickly, persuading him with tears in his eyes.

You committed suicide even if you are free from the sea of ​​suffering, leaving the rest of us messy in the wind? This can't work!

Everyone is brother, we must die together!

"The strongest DJ in history, music, come again!"

Sanhe Great God directly waved his hand, and the music rang again.

"The second track of square dance, the most dazzling national style! Let's go!"

? ? ?

Forty-five players all looked at Sanhe Great God.

Nima, really come here for the second time?

Why did you put on more exciting music?

Are you going to carry out social death to the end?

"Everyone, although the true purple dragon did not respond just now, I noticed that his body trembled slightly. This is something I have never done before, and the true purple dragon did not roar. This shows that our method is effective!"

"Hold on to win! Otherwise all previous efforts will be wasted!"

Sanhe Great God loudly encouraged.

Hear the words.

Forty-five players calm down and think about it. This is true.

If they really give up now, then the four hours of hard training before them are really wasted, how can this be!

I'm really unwilling!

So everyone gritted their teeth and decided to perform a second square dance!

"The vast horizon is my love

The most dazzling national style

Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills

What kind of rhythm is the most swaying?

What kind of singing is the most joyful

The crooked river comes from the sky

Towards the sea of ​​riotous redness

The hot ballad is our expectation

Singing while walking is the most comfortable way

If we want to sing, we must sing the most joyful

You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky

Let me stay with my heart

Sing leisurely the most dazzling ethnic style

Let love take away all the dust..."

Under the leadership of the Great God of Sanhe, the players endured embarrassment and shyness, and changed their styles and jumped again.

However....

With the end of the last musical sound, Zi Ji Zhenling still did not respond.

"It seems that this method won't work, let's give up!"

"If it doesn't end, I will end my own life first."

"Let's poke each other, so it's easier."

"Can't bear it, why should I go on the thief ship of God brother!"

.....

After jumping twice, there is still no movement. The players collapsed, all choosing to give up.

But Sanhe Great God spoke again.

"Everyone, listen to me!"

"I believe that the critical moment has now been reached. In the process, I found that the body of the purple dragon had tremble twice. What does this mean? This means that we are very close to affecting the real dragon's sleeping consciousness!"

"What did we rehearse for so long? Isn't it to be able to influence the true purple dragon and let him pull us out? Now I can tell you clearly that we are so close It’s very close. In order to complete the epic mission, what if we endure some setbacks and hardships? These are just challenges for us!"

"So, we must not let difficulties and embarrassment bring us down, absolutely not!"

"Men can't say that they can't do it!"

....

Sanhe's words are sincere and impassioned, which makes people excited!

"I..." After hearing the words of Sanhe Great God, many players wavered in their hearts to end the dance.

Anyway, they have already done it again. If you do it again, there is nothing wrong with it. On the contrary, if you don’t do it, then the two jumps you have just done are really useless.

Do not wait for the players to continue thinking.

Three and the Great God stripped himself up after three times and five divided two, and said loudly: "I analyzed why the Ziji True Dragon didn't want to pay attention to us, the reason is simple, that is, we are not enthusiastic enough!" /

At this moment, the Sanhe Great God only has one underwear, and he exclaimed excitedly.

"Everyone is like me!"

? ? ?

Forty-five players were dumbfounded. What is this TM discovery?

It’s too...soooooooooooo to dance square dance directly naked!

Tong Tian twitched the corner of his mouth when he saw Sanhe God's crazy behavior.

Many times I want to hammer this guy to death.

"Everyone, be sober, we are now facing a real purple dragon, how can we infect it without some special means!"

"You don't have to worry about other things, just when we have a party, we will be done jumping up."

Sanhe Great God roared.

! ! !

The forty-five players were suddenly shaken.

They looked at the back of Sanhe Great God, seeming to be moved by his sincerity.

"It's done! I'm a big watermelon, and I will fight you to the end today!" The big watermelon directly cast the divine fire technique, burning his coat completely.

"Rogue!" was kicked by a small group, "You continue, I just can't understand him."

"Brother God, and me!" The Chinese Master also took off his equipment and clothes.

"Count me!"

"And me!"

"How could I be missing!"

"Don't you just dance the square dance naked, is it difficult?"

"Awkward dance!"

"Dying my life to accompany God, why do we need to jump!"

....

Forty-five players seemed to be ignited instantly, and even the big watermelon that was kicked into the air crawled back.

Everyone stood straight, ran naked, stood upright, said impassioned words, and then...

"The third track of square dance, hot girl!"

"Music starts!"

With the performance of the strongest DJ in history, the sound of music rang again.

Forty-five players jumped more and more excited.

"Ladies have never been afraid of being hot since they were young

Spicy girls are not afraid of being spicy when they grow up

Spicy girls are afraid of not being spicy when they marry

Hang a bunch of peppers and touch your mouth..."

This is not a hot girl, this is hot eyes!

Tong Tian saw forty-six white bars dangling under his eyelids, and suddenly he doubted his life.

Why did I TM summon such a group of sand sculpture disciples?

Just when Tongtian was depressed, he suddenly woke up.

Yes!

Sanhe Great God and the others danced the square dance, and even my Dao heart was almost shaken, so the true purple dragon...

Maybe it can be successful!

Dancing with the third set of square dance.

The true purple dragon, who had fallen asleep, trembled all over.

What is this sound?

Why is it so cheerful and bright?

Listening to the urge to jump along?

But why don’t I remember anything?

....

Ziji True Dragon slowly opened his eyes, because he lost more than 90% of his dragon yuan and was forced to fall asleep. At the same time, he also lost most of his memories, except for knowing that he is a dragon. I don't remember anymore.

But he was curious about who called him to wake up.

His eyes follow the direction of the sound.

Look here.

The true purple dragon was stunned.

One hundred and ten miles away.

A group of ant-like creatures are challenging the dance uniformly.

Although he doesn't know what kind of dance it is, if you look closely, you will find that these dances are very cheerful and positive.

It seems to be conveying optimism and positive emotions to him!

However, the expressions of these creatures are a little shy and unwilling, which is really amazing.