The Unconventional Legend Chapter 32: Live into a joke
The latest website: encountering this kind of opponent is the most sad thing for the strong.
But the current situation of the evil dragon is even worse than this: because this lunatic broke through in the battle with himself!
The reason for the breakthrough is that I pressed him and beat him in a hurry...
What is this special thing called?
As an innate creature, a prehistoric man, a great power of ancient times, what opponent has Evil Dragon never seen in his life, and hasn't fought in any battle?
It's not uncommon to fall to the wind, falling into the danger of life and death!
Only today’s battle can be called the most aggrieved, most speechless, most tragic, most helpless... at the same time the battle that I most want to scold my mother!
This opponent, this junior, he... could not break through!
Although he is a descendant of the blood line of the ancestor witch, he didn't really burn and activate the blood line at all!
He is still short of several small realms!
But the fight with Lao Tzu made him eager, crazy, crazy, and forced to break through by Lao Tzu...Where is this so reasonable?
The evil dragon feels that from this moment on, he can already be named in history and become an absolutely indispensable legendary figure in history books, and he is the villain of the legendary series like a clown.
It is estimated that whenever someone mentions evil dragons, they will laugh so hard that they can’t see their eyebrows: "Oh, that idiot, I know, this guy is fighting with others, and they couldn’t beat him. The gap between the two is almost the same. As a result, the guy hit hard and gave people anxious eyes. Under this anxious eye, he broke through... and after the breakthrough, the evil dragon couldn't beat them anymore. , Was chased and beaten by someone...it is really a strange flower in the prehistoric world!"
The evil dragon gets more and more suffocated as he thinks about it. Lao Tzu's invincible generation of powerhouses, the power second only to the demon ancestor in the demons, has actually become a joke!
So I was more anxious and wanted to get back, but I couldn't make a joke anyway.
But the harder and harder he struggles, the more excited the Flood Witch on the opposite side!
The blood of the ancestor witch is burning more and more vigorously in the blood of the whole body, and it is full and overflowing...
The more you fight, the more enjoyable you are. The more you fight, the more happy you are.
Following, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud: "Have fun! Have a good time! Hahahaha, today I know, it turns out that this is the ancestral witch's realm! Hahaha..."
Amidst the turmoil of the storm, the Flood Witch wielded the double hammers more and more vigorously while laughing: "Today you fight against the evil dragon, you will know the blood of the Witch is red; you will break the road of the world and reach the highest peak!"
The evil dragon just felt dazzled and almost squirted out a mouthful of blood.
He knew that he was really over!
This reputation cannot be washed away anyway.
Because the lunatic on the other side actually made a poem at this time!
That is clearly a biographical poem. No matter it is written in a literary style, messy, or something, it was written when the ancestor witch broke through. No matter how messy it is, it will be recorded in the annals of history and remembered by all the members of the Wu clan. , 脍 Zhi Wukou!
I believe that future generations will be able to interpret countless high-level meanings and concepts from these **** and unreasonable sentences, and regard them as classics!
However, on the other hand, I will follow this poem and be nailed to the pillar of shame.
Whenever you mention this poem, someone’s eyes will light up and laugh: “I know this poem. This is what the Flood Witch broke through the ancestral witch’s realm back then when he fought against the evil dragon... Come here, let me tell you a little bit...it's a particularly stupid story, especially interesting..."
The evil dragon knows better than anyone: it is absolutely like this!
Regardless of whether the demons win or lose, they have such a record, and they haven't run away!
"You..."
The evil dragon roared in grief and indignation, the evil dragon whip burst out, and the body retreated tens of thousands of feet, and roared angrily: "If you fight, then fight...you, what poems do you read?!"
Speaking of this, I became more aggrieved, and suddenly opened my mouth, spit out a mouthful of blood, and furiously said: "Shit, no literary talent! Arty! Shameless! Shameless and despicable! Dirty villain! Read poems in war! Do you want to point your face!"
On the contrary, the Flood Witch was stunned. He had been immersed in the profound realm of road repair just now. He didn't notice what he said and did. Hearing the evil dragon said, he couldn't help but feel a little puzzled. The Nightmare Hammer scratched his head and said: "What? I read poems? What poems did I read? What poems did I read?!"
The evil dragon roared in grief and indignation: "You don't know what you are reading? You actually asked me? Do you still want me to recite it for you?!"
The Flood Witch became more and more stunned, at a loss and at a loss.
Even if I read a poem...fuck you? Why are you wronged?
You are a great talent, at least you have a high level of cultivation and self-cultivation?
The Demon Race is indeed a race with very weird brain circuits...
Even if I really read a poem, he almost cried... and vomited blood... how incomprehensible, surprising!
A voice below sounded at an appropriate time: "Bah! Evil dragon, you have no culture and cannot write poems, so you dare to laugh at cultural people! Do you want to point your face! My godfather is a literary magnate from the Witch family. What's wrong with the poem, isn't it appropriate and logical?"
It was Zuo Xiaoduo who was speaking naturally. Following the evil dragon's blood spit out, his thoughts were transparent, Zuo Xiaoduo, who was full of stomach and eyes, suddenly lit up, and rushed in stealth to kill the blood. tower!
That is the heart and blood of the evil dragon, a good thing that has never been seen before!
After collecting the blood and taking advantage, I heard the evil dragon scold the flood.
Zuo Xiaoduo knew that his godfather would not swear or sneer, so he went out and went back in person.
The Flood Wizard is a little confused.
A cultural person? Unborn writer?
Does this mean me?
What's happening today is strange everywhere, what's the matter...
Zuo Xiaoduo suddenly made a sound, adding fuel to the fire, the evil dragon roared, trembling all over, his eyes flushed, and suddenly turned around and dragged the evil dragon whip to turn around and left!
The Flood Witch shouted: "Do you want to go now?"
The evil dragon turned around, his heart gritted his teeth like an explosion: "You...what else do you want?"
The flood witch said angrily: "You and I are enemies and stand on each other. No matter what, isn't this all right?"
The evil dragon was stunned when he heard the words.
What you said is so reasonable, I was speechless...
Nether Phoenix came with her hand at the right time, Nirvana Netherfire spreads a turbulent sea of fire between the evil dragon and the flood, standing in the middle of the sea of fire and said lightly: "Flood, you have destroyed the reputation of the evil dragon, what do you want? Let’s take a truce today."
The Flood Witch was stunned, but he felt wronged in his heart.
What did I do, I ruined the reputation of the evil dragon? What you said is ambiguous, do you know that?
Before the evil dragon kept pressing Lao Tzu to do it well, now Lao Tzu is not easy to turn over, but when you say this, Lao Tzu doesn’t feel the reputation of the evil dragon, but I feel the reputation of Lao Tzu. Looks a bit unpleasant...
As everyone knows... the evil dragon is male!
I'm also a male...male!
"Be careful when you speak!" The Flood Witch scolded with a calm face: "Even if you are seniors, you can't slander good people casually!"
Slander good people...
Mingfeng was stunned when he heard the words, and his reaction to the Flood Witch was completely incomprehensible...
Am I special... Is this still slandering you?
The evil dragon behind him vomited another mouthful of blood, and then disappeared without looking back...
Damn, this kid is not only a lunatic, he is also an iron man...
The fame of Lao Tzu I was actually destroyed in the hands of such a person...Really, it is more terrifying than killing and robbery...
Mingfeng frowned, looked down, and said coldly: "The kid over there, you have stolen a bit of blood from the evil dragon. Everyone is hostile, so I won't say much. Now Attention to come to hit my nirvana fire, so courageous!"
Mingfeng thought carefully, Zuo Xiaoduo was silent, and he didn't notice anything strange.
But after that voice, he locked Zuo Xiaoduo's movement.
Naturally discovered that after the kid had collected the evil dragon’s blood, he sneaked up under the fire of Nirvana and opened his mouth to eat fire... and two flames were swallowed...
A thief under my nose... Mingfeng is angry and funny.
It's really rare to see such a brave little guy.
Zuo Xiao Doha laughed and flashed. He had already hid behind the Flood Witch, and said: "Senior Mingfeng has eyes like a torch, admire and admire it, haha, haha, haha..."
I hit three haha awkwardly, then turned around and left.
Mingfeng was furious: "Leave the essence of my sky fire!"
Flood body is horizontal: "Junior eats you so badly? He is still a child."
Mingfeng: "..."
You are shameless when you say this, do you know it yourself! ?
At this moment, Zhu Nian received Zuo Xiaoduo’s instructions in the air, and said respectfully; "Master Mingfeng, you just said that you just got off, this is the end of today’s battle, why not just stop here?"
Zhu Wei actually didn't understand why Zuo Xiaoduo had to come out and say this by himself, but Zhu Wei didn't dare to violate the words of the little master.
Furthermore, ~IndoMTL.com~On the Three Continents side, it is true that only myself and Mingfeng have a little bit of incense, so thinking about it, it makes sense!
Mingfeng's originally graceful face, the moment he saw Zhu Nai, he was taken aback for a moment, then he was surprised, and then his eyes widened suddenly: "You are...Zhu...Zhu Nai?!"
In an instant, his face changed as if he had seen a ghost.
Zhu Nai didn't have this kind of consciousness at all, because he always felt that he was innocent from beginning to end!
I am not a beast of doom!
That's because others wronged me!
Of all those things, which one did I take the initiative to do? So I'm Chunchun carrying the scapegoat......
So he became more and more honest, and bowed his hands in salute: "Master Mingfeng, I haven't seen him for a long time. The little beast misses it very much. Seeing the adult still looks like this today, the little beast is very happy for the adults."
"Get out! Who wants to see you! You are happy with your sister!"