The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 140: The golden thigh of the future

The Censor Station and the Advice Yuan are collectively called "Tai Jian", which is responsible for impeaching and inspecting hundreds of officials, a bit like a modern Disciplinary Committee.

The censor is not easy to do. It's not just impeachment. They have to submit a monthly report every month... ah, no, the monthly class is given to the officials, and inside is the inspection report of the month.

It is really stressful to check the homework every month. If the performance of other colleagues is not as good as that of other colleagues, will the officials have any ideas?

And it's not without punishment, it is for newcomers. If an official of the Second Division of Taiwan Advice does not have any performance within 100 days of taking office, he or she will either throw you to another department or pay a fine, which is called "humiliating Taiwan money".

What a shameful name to insult Taiwan money.

Because of poor business ability and failure to achieve results, our censor's table has no light, and we have to pay a fine.

Li Zeyun is a new imperial censor who has not had any corrections for two months. He is so anxious that his **** is smoking. He always feels that the director of the director has seen him recently, and it is neither yin nor yang. Yesterday, I even said in front of my colleagues without naming names, it has been a long time since no one in our Censor Desk has paid money to insult Taiwan...

Li Zeyun has entered the era, and these words are definitely not casual! Must be hinting at him!

Li Zeyun also understands that many of the newcomers in front, and some like him, have all been transferred to other places. That would be even more humiliating. Paying a fine would prove that there was salvation, but transferring away would prove that there was no salvation.

Both are too embarrassing, Li Zeyun had no choice but to turn around like a top, staring at those officials, his eyes turning green.

It was not easy for him to discover the murder of Taishi Pang's trusted official's slave. No matter what happened, he quickly reported it, feeling relieved. Who cares about his background, I never heard that Taishi Pang is in a hurry now Gotta get on fire? They are all about to be abolished after Pang is passed on. If it hadn't happened suddenly in Guangnan, the decree would have come down by now.

On the second day after the memorial was handed in, an internal servant came to summon him, saying that the official wanted to see Li Zeyun.

The colleagues all looked at Li Zeyun, including the director.

Li Zeyun was at a loss. I don't know why the official wanted to see him in person. The matter of his impeachment should be very small. Could it be that there is some background behind the official that he doesn't know?

The head of the Censor Station, that is, Censor Zhongcheng, coughed and said, "Go, what are you still doing?"

Li Zeyun carefully looked at his color before bowing and backing out.

Li Zeyun tried to find out what happened to the inner servant, but unfortunately, they refused to disclose that he wanted to send money, but they did not accept it, which made him even more uneasy.

Entering the hall, I saw that the official family was reviewing the memorial after sitting down for a few cases. After seeing Li Zeyun coming, he put down the pen and ordered him to sit down.

Li Zeyun sat down tremblingly, not daring to look at the official's face.

Renzong said amicably: "It has been more than two months since Li Qing entered the censor's desk, isn't he not used to it?"

Li Zeyun suddenly became tense, and wanted to faint. Oh my god, is there really something wrong with his impeachment, which caused the officials to think that he was not suitable to stay in the censor's desk?

"No, no, no... ah yes, indeed, it is indeed a little bit, I can't do it..." Li Zeyun replied, stunned.

"So, you really wrote this?" Renzong took out a memorial.

Li Zeyun: "Huh?"

He didn't react for a while.

Renzong stretched out his hand, and Chen Lin ended up with a memorial and got it from Li Zeyun.

Li Zeyun took the memorial, opened it with suspicion, and found a note inside, which read "The world has its own land, the world manages its people, the world rules its soldiers, the world inherits its position, the world governs Its place, the world enters its flow, and the world receives its seal.” Although that character is middle-class, and it does not seem to be written with a brush, it is relatively rigid, but the font has never been seen before.

Also, Li Zeyun is also an official of the imperial court. He still has a sense of political smell. He immediately realized that it has something to do with the recent troubles of the official family. If he thinks about this thing in his own memorial, there is still an official family just now. As soon as he asked the question, sweat broke out on his forehead.

"The official family is Rongqi, this, this thing is not written by Weichen, and only Zhuojing and Shutong can come across the memorial at home, but they will never..." Li Zeyun said in a hurry.

"Don't worry Li Qing, in fact, I think this method is very feasible." Renzong said lightly.

Li Zeyun was stunned for a moment, then he said: "We Chen really don't know the source."

Renzong pondered for a moment, "Li Qing, go back and have a good chat with Shutong and Madam. The court employs people from any background..."

Li Zeyun almost couldn't hear what he said later, and he was dizzy.

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Li Zeyun's family has dinner, and Li Zeyun's wife Luo Shi cooks dishes for Langjun. She is also from an aristocratic family. After Li Zeyun was elected, he was arrested and matched with her. After they got married, they were very affectionate. Quite a match.

Li Zeyun looked at Luo Shi's profile, thinking in his heart, he had already tortured the book boy just now, it doesn't look like it, and the wife is said to have studied poetry and prose since childhood, especially loves reading history books, and is deeply influenced by her family's grandfather and father. ...

"I'll do it myself." Seeing that Luo Shi was going to serve soup for himself, Li Zeyun suddenly woke up, grabbed the bowl, and served it himself. Of course, it can't be the same for his wife and for the book boy.

Roche felt sorry for himself, so he smiled and stopped.

But from Li Zeyun's point of view, he was even more skeptical. He held Roche's hand and summoned the courage to say, "Madam, I already know!"

Roche's face turned pale, "You, how did you know..."

Li Zeyun said excitedly: "The official told me that he attaches great importance to this matter!"

Luo Shi lost his voice: "What, do the officials mind if I sell the song girl someone gave you? Lang Jun, did I get into trouble? What is the identity of the song girl?"

Li Zeyun: "Huh??"

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"I am ambitious and my heart is higher than the sky, but I have been reduced to bringing children to people..." Yun Yan whispered back.

At this moment, he is squatting in the vegetable field of Kaifeng Mansion, bringing a group of small radish heads to grow and pick vegetables, and from time to time he has to pull out the children who have pulled radishes and planted them in the soil.

Not far away, there is a group of clans that are notoriously boring, wealthy, status and leisure, eating melon seeds and gossiping.

It's all the official family's fault, it's all the official family's fault!

Because of Renzong's words, these very busy clans brought their children to Kaifeng Mansion today. Originally, it stands to reason that he called the craftsmen, introduced them to them, and then helped to communicate the requirements and so on. That's all.

However, whoever said that the Kaifeng mansion is full of vegetable fields, these clan children probably have never seen vegetable fields before, and they prefer to play in the fields themselves.

The parents were also stunned, and they laughed and asked Yunyan to go back to the "landlord" to take care of them and take them to play with them in the field.

Yunyan replied, and at the same time asked someone to rush to inform Bao Da to save his life, and only he could drive these people away. You said that these are all royal relatives, princes and nobles, can they still go out? Yun Yan Hui could only follow temporarily.

"Brother, please help me pull this out." Yun Yan returned to the center with resentment, but someone pulled the leg of his trousers. He looked down and saw that it was a little boy of four or five years old, pointing at a radish at him. He said that he was still holding a few slices of radish tassel in his hand, probably because he failed to pull the radish.

"Oh, good." Yun Yanhui pulled out the white radish, which was white and fat, and held it to the little boy. Once he was sick, he couldn't help selling it: "We Kaifeng Mansion The water source is very good, so the quality of the radish planted is also very good, absorbing enough water and sweet, and it is snapped up every time. Look at this radish, without the mud, it is said that it can be eaten as a pear, and it is very sweet..."

As soon as Yun Yanhui finished speaking, he saw the little boy lift the radish and take a bite, leaving two incisor marks on the radish.

Yunyan replied: "..."

How can this kid be so sincere? If you come out without mud, it doesn't mean you don't need to wash it!

But it was too late, the little boy had already taken a bite, chewed it twice, and said seriously: "It's really sweet."

At this time, the children next to them saw it, and they also gathered around.

"Thirteen, give me a bite too..."

"Thirteenth, I want to..."

"Wait, ladies and gentlemen, wash the radishes first before you can eat them!" Yun Yanhui hurriedly shouted.

"What? You still need to wash?"

"This seems to be from the ground..."

"What? Turnips actually grow in the ground?"

Yunyan fainted, took the radish, washed it, cut it into small pieces with a knife, and distributed it to them. I don't know what's wrong with these little kings and grandsons. Maybe they eat too many good things. A raw radish is also eaten with relish, and a large radish is divided.

Thirteenth Lang smacked, then raised his head and said back to Yunyan: "Brother, come home with me, my yard is so big, you can help me grow radishes. It's not good to stay in Kaifeng Mansion, Tired and little money."

Yunyan replied: "..."

"Hey, help me plant it, my yard is quite big, oh, I also want to plant that green vegetable, it's so beautiful..."

"Me too!"

"Come back with me, I'll give you five dollars a month."

Yunyan replied: "..."

Damn, these little gentlemen are really promising! One by one 6 have to fly! If he loses his job in the future, can he really consider running a happy farm for others?

"No, he has promised to help me grow radishes."

At this time, a familiar voice sounded behind him. Yun Yanhui was relieved and shouted, "Xiaochu."

Zhao Yunchu walked over with a smile, "I came to work today, and Baofutai asked me to rescue you. He is busy now."

Yunyan returned to Youyou and said, "If you come later, I will be in trouble."

Those children saluted Zhao Yunchu, some recognized him and some didn't, but those who recognized and those who didn't, finally shouted out. They were basically Zhao Yunchu's nephews.

Zhao Yunchu nodded in agreement, smiled, and replied to Yun Yan: "I am also hurrying up, I am afraid that Brother Yan will be taken away."

Yunyan looked back at the people who wanted to invite him to grow vegetables, and shook her head helplessly. No matter how cute the children were, when the number of children increased, it would make people's heads become big, especially if they were a group of clansmen.

Look again, the parents who were sitting and talking nonsense came over after seeing Zhao Yunchu. Although Zhao Yunchu was not the first in the exam before, but the later development is the best in the clan, of course these people also want to get close to him.

Zhao Yunchu simply invited all the cousins ​​to have a drink together. Naturally, they all refused, and ordered the child to be sent back, while he and Zhao Yunchu went to talk about their kinship, which naturally gave Yunyan back to relieve the siege.

Before leaving, Thirteen Lang, who took the lead in eating radishes, pulled Yunyan back and asked earnestly, "Brother, do you really not abandon Uncle Yunchu and grow radishes for me?"

Yunyan was stunned, and then she smiled and said, "No way, we have already made an appointment, and people will not stand without trust."

Thirteenth Lang looked suspicious, "But I didn't see your appointment before, when did you make an appointment?"

Yunyan thinks back, "About twelve years ago, in other words, he also called me brother at that time... so you called me brother too, probably because of the generational disorder."

Thirteenth Lang tried hard to figure out what time it was twelve years ago, and finally found that it was a bit long, he was not born yet, and sighed like an adult, "Is it not good for each one?"

"..." Yun Yan was speechless and went back to the previous topic, "I think you can ask your family to ask an old farmer to help you plant them. They should be better than me."

Thirteenth Lang's face showed a hint of disappointment, "But I'm afraid people are not as fun as you."

Yunyan replied: "..."

It's really a feudal society...

Thirteenth Lang gave him a regretful look, "Brother, if you regret it, come to the Runan County Prince's Mansion to find me, my name is Zhao Zongshi." After saying that, he ran away.

Huh?

Huh? !

Zhao Zongshi? ?

Yunyan replied: Wait! Let me hug my thighs first!