The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 144: The unscrupulous cat
Yun Yanhui brought back a bunch of natural dyes from the food businessman. Unexpectedly, he and Zheng Ping and Shuang Yi had a little bit of a connection. The two of them were also interested in dyeing their nails because of their pink puppies. , got some impatiens, and is making juice.
Yunyan looked back, happy, and put the things she brought back on the table, "Don't mess with it, let's see what this is."
Zheng Ping opened the bag and saw a bunch of bottles and jars inside. After twisting it open, there were all kinds of plant or mineral dyes inside. She asked in surprise, "What is this? It was made of dyed cloth?"
"No, they dye their nails." Yunyan replied, "I went to the dog's owner and found that it was a family of cannibals. Their cats and dogs are all colors, and so are their nails. So , I asked for the recipe and came back with some dyes for you to play with."
Zheng Ping was overjoyed immediately, "I didn't expect those big cannibals to have such ingenuity."
Shuang Yi was also very happy and opened the jars one by one, "There are so many colors? What color should I dye, or should I dye each nail a color?"
Yunyan looked back at her with contempt, "Do you still have any taste? Only children do that."
Shuangyi: "..."
Yun Yanhui took out a small knife and said proudly: "Auntie, you draw some patterns on the paper, I will engrave it for you, and then use this to cover the nails, and then dye them, so that you can Got the pattern."
Shuang Yi's mouth is about to grow, "Alright, can it still be like this?"
She was very unhappy at first, but after hearing what Yun Yan said back, she felt ashamed again - Brother Yan is so right! She really has no taste at all, or Brother Yan is so powerful, she can come up with such a method.
Zheng Ping showed a sad expression, "Why do I think you two are of the wrong gender."
Yunyan replied: "..."
Shuangyi: "..."
Yun Yanhui's expression changed in an instant. It turned green and white, and it was very beautiful. After a while, she said, "It's not so girly..."
Shuang Yi also pulled her clothes, she was wearing a skirt today, "I think it's okay."
"Forget it," Zheng Ping said lazily, "dye my nails first."
Yun Yan Hui suddenly felt that his son was not as important as dyeing his nails, so he found paper in a depressing way and drew patterns for Zheng Ping.
Zheng Ping described some patterns of auspicious clouds and lotus flowers on the paper, "Let's try something simple first."
Shuang Yi didn't like this kind of pattern, Yun Yan thought back, "I'll draw you Beibei..."
Shuang Yi's eyes lit up, "Is it okay?"
"Black and white, it's relatively simple." And these two types of coverage are very strong, Yun Yanhui thinks that there should be no problem.
First, the auspicious clouds and lotus patterns were carved, covered on Zheng Ping's nails, painted with light blue and red dyes, and then wrapped. This natural dye must be covered for a considerable period of time before it can be colored. Dyeing can last for three to five days at a time, which is not bad.
Then, Yun Yanhui grabbed Shuang Yi's hand again, and put milky white dye on the front of her nails. This is a round shape, which can be used as a panda's head. After waiting for coloring, she will use black to outline the ears and eye circles. That's it, very simple and cute.
And unlike other nails, only half of the nails are dyed with patterns, which I have never seen before. Shuang Yi feels very novel and has been looking at his hands and wants to see the effect sooner.
After Yunyan wrapped the nails for the two of them, the little tiger came out of the room rubbing its eyes.
Yunyan hugged the little tiger when she returned, "Baby, are you full?"
The little tiger rubbed his head on his shoulder, sleepily, "Yan fat..."
He suddenly saw Zheng Ping and Shuangyi holding their hands, and he woke up suddenly, "Auntie and sister's hands are injured?"
"No, wrap it up and dye the nails, just make the nails into other beautiful colors." Yun Yan explained to the little tiger back.
The little tiger blinked his round eyes, "Is Yan Fei cooking tonight?"
Yunyan replied: "..."
... Damn, why do I suddenly feel that the little tiger is talking about the main point, yes, they both have their nails wrapped, isn't he the only one to cook tonight?
And Yun Yanhui has an ominous premonition.
——In fact, when Zheng Ping and Shuang Yi uncovered the cloth that night and saw the dyed nails, they not only held each other's hands excitedly and kept appreciating and discussing how they should be dyed in the future, they also Announced on the spot, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow... I am afraid that Yunyan will need to come back to cook, because always getting wet will affect the durability of nail dyeing.
Yunyan spat out a mouthful of blood. Although he likes to study dishes, it doesn't mean that he wants to cook food every day when he is busy with demolition!
But seeing the excited looks of Zheng Ping and Shuang Yi, he had every reason to believe that if he dared to refuse, he would definitely be crushed by violence.
Yun Yanhui quickly said to Fu Yunfeng seriously: "Uncle Fu, it's like this, the demolition office has been very busy recently. We all have working meals in the mansion, and we don't have time to come back. Therefore, I need to trouble you to cook. "
"..." Fu Yunfeng used to be a bachelor for a long time, so he also cooks, although there are not many dishes, and now he looks stunned, "Ah?"
He couldn't imagine why he was the one who was unlucky in the end!
Fu Yunfeng looked depressed, "So why are you doing this?"
Yunyan sweated back, he really didn't expect this.
"Uncle Fu, An Xin, wait for their interest to pass..."
……
The next day, when Yun Yan came back, she saw Zheng Ping admiring her manicure by the window. She was speechless again. After washing up, she hurried for a walk, "Auntie, I'm going to the government office."
Zheng Ping waved her hand lazily, "Go."
Yunyan went back to the mansion. It was a little late today, so she kept walking and walked very fast.
Just after he took a few steps, he felt a little strange, as if someone was following him, so he looked back suddenly, but there was nothing, so he continued to walk forward depressed.
But as I walked forward, I felt that feeling reappeared.
But I can't even hear footsteps...
Yunyan was puzzled, she stopped quietly when she came to the corner, leaned against the wall and suddenly stuck her head out, directly facing Sanmao who was tiptoe-
It froze suddenly and solidified.
Yunyan replied: "..."
"Sanmao..." Yun Yan came out.
Sanmao immediately jumped up in place, jumped to the side, reached the beam in a few steps, turned back to Yunyan and breathed back.
Yunyan raised her head and said, "Get down."
He also patted his hands. This is the action he used to call the trappers to eat. As long as he clapped his hands, they knew they had something to eat. Later, it became a habit to eat something without food. come over.
But now Sanmao is still lying on the roof beam, half of his face is covered, two vertical pupils look down faintly, no movement at all, obviously still angry last time Yunyan returned to defend the puppy .
Yunyan was helpless, and remembered that Sanmao was still following her, and she couldn't help but feel even more black. Sanmao refused to come down. He couldn't do anything about it.
Yunyan ran back.
After arriving at the demolition office, she worked dizzy for a long time, before Yun Yanhui had time to catch her breath and picked up her teacup to drink tea.
As soon as the lid of the cup was opened, and just about to drink, Yun Yan saw a small spider floating inside.
"..." At that time, Yun Yan's scalp became numb when she returned, and she raised her hand and threw the cup.
"What's the matter, Brother Yan?" Colleagues all looked over.
"No, nothing, slippery hands..." Yun Yanhui didn't dare to clean up the teacup and covered his forehead. Everyone thought he was exhausted, so he asked him to take a good rest.
Naturally, Yun Yanhui was embarrassed to let everyone know that he was actually afraid of insects, but he was afraid afterward. It seems that he should be more careful when he eats tea in the future. If he was impatient just now, wouldn't he just drink it directly?
Yunyan glanced back inadvertently, but saw a pair of faint eyes in the bushes. After a closer look, they were gone.
Yunyan shuddered in return, but suddenly stood up, "It turned out to be it!"
Other people looked at him strangely, wondering why Yan Ge'er was suddenly strange.
"...I'm going to blow the air." Yun Yanhui pretended to be calm and walked away.
Damn, Sanmao is so cunning, they've all seen him dodging bugs, the bugs must have gotten in!
Yun Yanhui is very regretful, why did he offend Sanmao? Cats are so vengeful!
Thinking about her own experience and Sanmao who is waiting for "revenge" at any time, Yun Yanhui couldn't help crying.
However, it is useless to cry any more, so I can only rush to the kitchen and ask, "Are there any fish?"
The person in the kitchen: "Hey, I don't have it today. Brother Yan wants to eat fish today?"
"No?" Yun Yanhui had to look for it in the kitchen again. Fortunately, there was no way out, so he saw shrimp, took some shrimp and chicken, washed it, chopped it, and steamed it. , stir well, then pack in a green cabbage leaf.
After letting it cool, I took it out and looked around.
“Sanmao——Sanmao Da Da——”
Yunyan called back a few times, and really saw Sanmao's figure appearing on the roof, so she called it even harder.
It's a pity that Sanmao is standing on the roof, and he doesn't mean to come down, and he can't even tempt the food.
Is this shrimp and chicken not tasty enough?
For a moment, Yun Yan suddenly flashed back to his mind Zhao Yunchu's grief and anger when he knew that he claimed to be a fan of Zhan Zhao.
Yun Yan returned tentatively and changed the point of entry: "Da San Mao, you are the best looking, you are the cutest, you are different from those pink goblins, your hair is as beautiful as gold, I like you the most, I like your fur, your paw pads, your beard, and your heroic way of catching mice..."
Yunyan praised Sanmao from head to toe in one breath, with some assurances that she would never interact with the puppy in the future.
After a long time, Sanmao cautiously jumped off the roof.
Yunyan replied: "..."
Sanmao accepted Yun Yanhui's brushing, and ate Yun Yanhui's special "Jade Shrimp Chicken Nuggets" in small bites, and licked Yun Yanhui's hand again, as if to say: Since it is In this way, then forgive you, and I will continue to cover you in the future to keep bugs away from you.
"This is really the essence..." Yun Yan thought back.
Yunyan lost her mind when she thought about it, Sanmao pressed her head against him, Yunyanhui hurriedly continued to scratch her chin, Sanmao's head was raised again, her ears were flat and her eyes were flat. He also squinted, and there was a grunting voice in his throat representing enjoyment, just like an uncle.
At this time, Sanmao's brothers and sisters also gathered around from nowhere, with an attitude of not giving up until massage.
Yun Yanhui was submerged by the cat, and sighed to herself: "The world is a wicked cat!"
……
Yun Yanhui did a major health care for the rat catchers one by one before returning home.
As soon as I walked to the gate of the courtyard, I was shocked, because there were many women in his house, and all the three aunts and six grandmothers came and were dyeing in his house! refer to! First!
And his Uncle Fu is babblingly paying attention to the rice on the stove while drying clothes...
Zheng Ping, as the first pioneer to eat crabs, is rolling her sleeves and instructing everyone to draw patterns and dye their nails, "Aiya, Mrs. Lu, don't move, otherwise the dye will be out of the nails, and don't touch the water. ."
She was overjoyed when she saw Yunyan returning home, "Brother Yan, come and help - it was my brother Yan who came up with this method."
Yunyan turned black, "..."
Amazing my mom, are you trying to make all the men in this street eat takeout tonight?