The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 150: The first show of the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple

There is a sentence that can describe the position of the old monk Mingran in the Bianjing market: he is not in the rivers and lakes, but there are his legends in the rivers and lakes.

There was an uproar in the audience, screaming, whistling, applause, and roaring!

"Zen master understand! It's actually master understand!"

"Oh my god, today was worth it, of course!"

"What would he say? What would he say?!"

Many people were shouting, but they didn't know what they were shouting, just venting their excitement.

They clapped so hard that their faces flushed.

Not only the commoners in the market, but also the dignitaries, all fell into excitement.

The person on the stage is not an artist, but he can use a trivial sentence to set off the biggest **** so far today, which has a bigger response than any previous program.

Because he knew it.

No one would have thought that Yun Yanhui invited Yunyan to come back unexpectedly!

Those audiences can't think of it, and so can the actors backstage.

Especially after they all finished performing, everyone realized the importance of this performance, so as a bottom-up show, it must be the top priority. If it is not heavy and powerful enough, and there is no perfect ending, then The whole show will be flawed because of this.

All the actors are discussing who will make the bottom line.

——Naturally, what they want to ask most in their hearts is why can't it be me? Why can't it be me?

Zhou Shuiniang thought so, and the dancers who had left the team thought so, even Zhang Shanren had such thoughts in their hearts.

People are ambitious. The order of appearances is a symbol of status.

And when they saw it and came out, they were silent immediately, only the word "convinced" was left!

Capitalized convincing.

This is someone they don't even think about because they don't dare to think about it!

Who are they? The abbot of the royal monastery, a famous Zen master in the monk world!

Only such a character can calm the audience. All the actors are convinced and have no opinion. Looking up, the signboards were all written by the royal family of the official family. An abbot of a royal monastery came to talk about it, which is very good.

From another point of view, this really makes sense.

First of all, there are too many side jobs for monks in today's world. They even invest in brothels and sell pork. What's more, monks are the official establishment of Daxiangguo Temple. He is here to speak, not to do business, which belongs to the promotion of Buddhism!

Understandably, making a guest appearance as a monk is to expand the influence of the Daxiangguo Temple, and the business of the monk is expected to set off another *** from today.

As a character who has been appearing in the jokes of common monks all the year round, it seems that it has become a stalk in the street - not seeing Yun Yanhui once just said his name, it caused a lot of laughter What?

Similarly, now, knowing only needs to say a word on stage, the scene will be turned upside down.

He didn't come to the stage alone. Behind his words, there is a foreshadowing of monks and talking artists for nearly ten years. This is the accumulation of countless jokes.

Over the past few years, people have been hearing all kinds of stories about Liran, and they have also gone to the temple to see Ran, but the effect is completely different from that of Liran standing on the stage and wanting to tell a common story. .

It took a long time for the scene to calm down, and everyone couldn't hide their excitement and stared at the understanding.

Understand: "Do you all know Lao Na?"

The crowd shouted in unison: "Know!"

Understand: "Well, but I was just outside when someone stopped the old man and asked him if he wanted to buy a remuneration."

"Hahahahaha!"

"I actually asked the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple if he wanted to be punished? Hahahaha!"

"I'm dying of laughter, really?"

This is asking someone privately, and it must be selling vacation tickets. This effect is almost the same as asking the police chief if he wants to do fake sex.

Understood: "I thought to myself, it's usually the old man who gives people a retribution, but this time it was new. Someone asked if he wanted it. The old man told him that the old man had a formal retribution collar and he didn't need to buy it. Then he changed the conversation and asked the old man: Then do you want to buy a wig for the rest day?"

"Pfft haha, buy a wig!"

"Usually it's him who sends... haha, isn't it?"

Some people also thought that this is a satire of some current phenomena. Not only are there many people from the rivers and lakes who pretend to be monks to do bad things or take refuge, but there are also many monks who let themselves loose and do not follow the rules and regulations. Look, there are actually people who sell wigs to monks?

Understand: "Do you need this kind of integrity?"

As he spoke, he also looked at several monks from Daxiangguo Temple standing under the stand.

"Need!!"

"Yes, yes!"

The audience was booing, and there was no way out. In the jokes, there are really various images of the understanding, and they are often very cunning, or wise.

Understood and smiled slightly, "So the old man said, I don't know how your quality is. Has anyone bought it in our Daxiangguo Temple?"

"Pfft!"

"Is the great monk waiting here?"

"Haha, who bought it? You must be punished for copying the scriptures!"

……

If modern people see it, I am afraid they will find this form of performance very familiar.

It's not so much a cliché as it is a talk show.

Compared with the popular saying, it has more interaction with the audience, the rhythm is faster, the laughter is very dense, and the content is more easy to understand, close to life, that is, more commercial.

This is a script created by Yun Yanhui for Lingran. It is a series of little jokes, and because the image of Lingran is here, he doesn't need to be like many actors who are on stage for the first time. Use the long foreshadowing to let everyone into the background of the story.

——Like when the vulgar lecturer first appeared, he chose to use the fame of Kua Ran, but now Kua Ran is playing himself.

Everyone knows that he is the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple, and he doesn't need to set up. If someone asks me if I want to buy a ultimatum, the effect will be amazing. Of course, the most deeply substituted are the natives of Bianjing, or those who stay in Bianjing all year round. Others may have to use his previous self-introduction to understand it, but these natives understood it instantly.

It was quite easy to write a script for Liao Ran, because he brought a lot of memes, Yun Yanhui took only half a day to type out the entire draft, and it took two days to polish it, and then handed it over Then rehearsed.

To say that he spent more time is persuasion. Fortunately, he is not a pedantic person. As the saying goes, the purpose is to expand the influence of Buddhism. If he plays, the effect will be better, so why not do it?

In fact, from now on, it is impossible for him to perform often, but every year during the Lantern Festival, he will give a short vulgar speech.

Also, this has become a practice, and every abbot of Daxiangguo Temple will do so in the future, because they find that this actually helps them and Daxiangguo Temple's reputation.

Any of your thoughts can be disseminated to the public in this way.

As an abbot, the power is much stronger than those of ordinary lay preachers. When the whole world is celebrating, saying it once is a decent and effective propaganda.

This situation was later joked by Yun Yanhui: In order to save the declining Buddhism, the abbots stood up and became idols.

Now, in the red jade bamboo shoots, from Zheng Ping to the princess, to the ladies next to them, all of them laughed upside down, tears came out, and from the understanding of the stage, the laughter and applause did not stop.

As soon as it was over, they stepped off the stage together. They had a feeling of laughing too hard, so they sorted out their makeup and clothes.

"My God, I went to listen to Abbot Ran's Zen lectures, but I didn't realize that he still has the ability to make people laugh."

"That's right, I've heard the common saying, but I've never understood anything like the abbot - it's funny, but now I think about it, and it's thought-provoking."

"I just feel like I'm dying laughing..."

"Wonderful! Never before!"

The effect is amazing, not to mention these ladies, even those idlers who spend all day in the golan, they can't breathe with laughter, they have never experienced such intensive laughter "Destruction".

This is the rhythm of the 21st century, and this wave is absolutely overwhelming.

Zhang Shan and his disciples are listening below, and their eyes are shining. The layman is watching the excitement, and the expert is watching the door. They can see it. This is common saying, but it is actually completely different!

As soon as it became clear, everyone was still undecided and refused to leave.

……

Yun Yanhui greeted Liao Ran in the audience, handed him some tea, and helped the old monk to rest in the temporary backstage set up in the store.

As soon as I came in, all the artists gathered around.

Zhang Shanren was especially excited and held the hand of clear understanding.

Understood and quickly pointed to Yun Yanhui, "You look for him."

Unable to dodge when Yun Yan came back, she was grabbed, "I knew it was you!" Zhang Shanren pulled Yun Yan back, "I knew it, you kept your hand!"

If Yun Yanhui had taken out this trick earlier and applied it to the vulgar monks, these talkative artists would probably starve to death, and Zhang Shanren had some lingering fears.

Now he only asks Liran to do these tasks, but it will not affect the market. After all, no matter how influential he is, he is only one person.

Yunyan knew what Zhang Shanren meant in her heart, and the two of them understood naturally, and everything was silent.

I was a little surprised when I knew it. Yun Yanhui told him that if he went up to talk, the effect would be very good, but he didn't expect it to be so good!

The people of Zhangshan couldn't help but say to the understanding: "Abbot, it seems that you will be very busy in the next period of time..."

Busy rejecting all kinds of performance invitations!

In today's scene, there are definitely a lot of people who want to invite Xingran to perform.

However, he is really not a professional, and he is an abbot who runs business every day and acts like a man. The president of the old beauty occasionally appears on variety shows, and that is not seen in the world.

Understoodly, I clicked Yun Yan back, but I didn't know what to say. It seems that he really underestimated himself and Yan Ge'er.

I don't know whether to cry or laugh.

This effect is really good. After this day, Man Bianjing discussed the program of this day for at least half a month, and one-third of them focused on understanding.

Everyone is talking about it!

Daxiangguo Temple's popular lectures are welcoming the peak season again, and the attendance rate is full!

Even with incense and donations, the income has also risen!

Other temples and Taoist temples in Bianjing make their eyes red with envy. The Daxiangguo Temple has developed very well in recent years, and now they can't help but sigh: Xianglan can still play!