The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 155: The tortoise may live a long life

Facing Renzong's shameless words, Yunyan called back: "What do you call your green turtle, don't forget, it's mine now!"

A trace of embarrassment appeared on Renzong's face, but he insisted: "...take a look!"

"..." Yun Yan replied incredulously, "Don't you want to go back on it? I already gave it to me. Seeing that it can make more green turtles, I want to take it back? A country is yours. , you won't be robbing a small man like me, will you?"

"Hmph, sophistry and sophistry, you used the name bestowed by the royal royal family to swindle and deceive. I haven't told you about you yet, but I'm too embarrassed to argue with me." Renzong said with a stern face.

Of course he wouldn't believe in auspiciousness. If it was true, would Yun Yanhui be able to report back?

In addition, he knew that Yun Yanhui and a cousin of the Zheng family rented a house, so how could he not know that he was just trying to make money.

As an emperor, Renzong's head is still very clear, unlike those citizens who prefer to listen to stories. Now this story has spread quickly in Bianjing, and it is spread like a god.

Renzong doesn't care how he does business, and the rumors in the market are very favorable to him now, but it must be Yun Yanhui who deliberately guided him in this direction. Renzong just wanted to know how he managed to turn an ordinary turtle into a green-haired turtle.

This incident really subverts Renzong's cognition.

Is it true that all those green hairs are pasted? Or is it not really green hair at all? What method did you use?

Yun Yanhui originally planned to come and report to Renzong. Seeing that he had already exposed his own marketing methods, he smirked: "The officials are wise, you take care of them... What, in fact, I just discovered the green The green hair on the turtle's back is a kind of algae, and then I studied how to plant it on the turtle's back..."

Renzong: "..."

Renzong suddenly said, "Is this the case? Sure enough, although this tortoise has a long life, it is not auspicious."

"The official said it was auspicious, so it is." Yun Yanhui hurriedly answered.

"You think about it, right?" Renzong glanced at Yunyan and gave him a look back. This flattery was too obvious. Now everyone is saying that it is because of his good governance that the heavens descended into auspiciousness.

Yunyan smiled back and said nothing.

"I really don't know how you came up with it..." Renzong muttered again.

"I just observe more carefully than others." Yun Yanhui said.

Renzong took it seriously. If it wasn't for Yun Yan's careful observation, how could he have come up with this method.

……

Although Renzong knew the inside story, some people didn't, and deeply believed the rumors-that the green-haired turtle in the imperial garden changed all the other turtles!

Yunyanhui's auction was very successful. The first batch of green turtles sold for a high price, which was higher than the price of ordinary wild green turtles. And the story behind this green turtle makes them more visible than ever.

In the past, only people who like pets would pay attention, but now, many people are discussing it, which makes the pet turtle market more popular to a certain extent.

The 20 people who bought the first batch were also in the limelight, very proud.

At this time, some people in the market thought, why don't they steal the green turtles, so that they can also secretly raise a lot of green turtles, there is no need for such a high-profile auction, as long as they sell them every once in a while. Only, this life has no worries about food and clothing.

——No, let alone food and clothing, you can live as you wish.

Attracted by such huge profits, this group of people really went to Yunyan's home to steal the green turtle, which was next to Kaifeng Mansion, and Yun Yanhui himself was from Kaifeng Mansion.

These people came for several days in a row, all failed because Yun Yanhui's stepfather and sister were at home.

Until a certain day, Yunyan returned the turtle to Zheng Ling, because Zheng Ling had agreed with his colleagues that the turtle was to be painted to commemorate this auspicious event.

So, those people stole the turtle while it was with Zheng Ling!

As soon as Zheng Ling found out, he was so anxious that he hurried to find Yun Yan back.

"What, it was stolen," Yun Yan was stunned for a moment, "Who is so bold?"

Is he crazy, his turtle dares to steal?

"It's okay, don't worry, just pretend it never happened." Yun Yanhui said calmly.

"But, after all, that turtle was bestowed by the emperor..." Although they didn't rely on the turtle to make the green-haired turtle, it still had some meaning.

"You haven't started painting yet, have you? It's fine if you haven't. Find another bigger one." Yun Yan replied, "The officials themselves don't necessarily remember what the tortoise looks like, so what are we talking about? One, then which one is it."

"In addition, the green-haired turtle still has to be found." Yun Yan thought about it, but still couldn't let those thieves go.

In fact, those thieves were excited to buy ten turtles, put them together with the green turtles, and then shook hands and hugged each other movedly, "We will be rich soon!"

According to the legend, in the first half of the month, these turtles will change significantly and grow green hair.

So, this group of people stared at these turtles every day in addition to eating and sleeping.

However, looking at it, the turtles don't seem to have changed at all. On the contrary, they are about to grow hair on their own.

A month has passed, and the turtles are still slippery on their backs, and not a single hair has grown!

"How is this possible, why is there no hair?"

They're going to crash, why? Why no hair? !

Could it be that the green-haired turtle loses its auspicious effect when it is in their hands?

At this time, some people began to suggest that it would be better to sell this turtle, and I could make a little money anyway.

However, other people feel that maybe it's just a little dull, or they use the wrong water, feed the wrong food, etc. If they sell it, others will be able to play auspiciously? Wouldn't that be so regretful that he vomited blood.

The two groups quarreled, quarreled, and fought again.

As a result, after flipping the table, the water tank was also broken, and the turtles fell out. The green turtle was sat down by one of them, and it died! !

Everyone: "..."

They looked at each other in horror, not knowing what to do.

The turtle is dead, and the dream of getting rich is broken!

At this time, someone knocked on the door outside.

One person thought about whether it was takeout, so he went to open the door. Who knew that as soon as the door opened, a group of Kaifeng government officials rushed in and surrounded them.

"Alas, I finally found you." Yun Yanhui walked in.

He hasn't been idle this month. He's been asking around, wanting to know who the **** is, and having the audacity to steal his imperial tortoise.

These people look at the battle at the moment, knowing that it is difficult to fly, and then looking at the dead tortoise, maliciousness arises in their hearts again.

"Even if you catch us, this auspicious auspiciousness won't survive, it's already dead!"

Yunyan gave a wicked smile, "You don't have to worry about this."

These thieves were all caught in Kaifeng Mansion Prison and sentenced according to law.

At the same time, this matter also spread out.

However, many people don't know that the turtle is dead - after all, Zheng Ling is still taking orders for custom green turtles. They thought that Yun Yanhui had retrieved the tortoise in time.

The rumor is a bit mysterious, that is, the auspicious tortoise thief can't steal it. If it is stolen, it will be very unlucky. Drinking cold water will be stuck in the teeth, and finally caught. .

The beginning and the end are very similar to the stories in Romance legends, and this story, because of the imprisonment of those thieves, seems to have some credibility.

How do the spectators know that the real auspicious auspiciousness has been sat on the back and returned to the west, and then returned to the burial by Yunyan.

And those who stole the tortoise heard this in the prison, and they were even more stunned. What, the tortoise is obviously dead, how can it be alive, and can continue to turn other tortoises into green-haired tortoises? !

As for this question, Yun Yanhui also wishes them to come up with it during their imprisonment. IQ is a good thing, it's a pity they don't.

……

Yun Yanhui and Zheng Ling's green-haired turtle business is progressing steadily, and it is expected that it will take another year and a half to expand the market to other places, even foreign countries.

Liao, for example, Yun Yanhui is still very interested in earning foreign exchange.

Zheng Ling can be in charge of management matters. His family has always had his own business and can give him a lot of help, including sales channels in various places in the future.

Yunyan only needs to come up with a marketing plan, and then lie down and collect the money.

In addition, the little tiger had already arrived in Guizhou, and he wrote a letter back, and he was sent to Yunyan to return here, and he dictated it, and the Han teacher who brought it over there wrote it in hand.

Yunyan looked back at the letter, and the little tiger first said in it that after he went back, his father and mother paid more attention to him than before, and accompanied him almost every day, which made him much happier.

In addition, Dad and Mom are also grateful and curious to Brother Yan, and hope to have the opportunity to thank him in person in the future.

However, the only downside is that Guizhou is not as convenient as Bianjing.

After staying in the prosperous Bianjing, the little tiger couldn't satisfy what he wanted to eat and play, which made him a little depressed.

At the back of the letter, there is also a handwritten painting of Little Tiger, which is Yun Yanhui and himself. Although the lines are naive, the feeling of pure nostalgia is also touching.

Yunyan was very moved when she saw it. After thinking about it, she wrote down the thick recipes, as well as the transcripts of those children's stories, and sent them to the little tiger, so that people could make some food for him, read Some stories are better than nothing.

Nowadays, the princess and Zheng Ping are very close, and when Yun Yan did these things, Zheng Ping told the princess when they were chatting.

The princess has always liked Yun Yanhui very much, and when she heard that he was so attentive—if the princess knew the word “nuan man,” she would definitely use it—in her heart, she felt that this child was a good one.

The princess said to Zheng Ping: "I think Brother Yan is not too young. If you like children so much, you can give birth to one of your own. You can also have a grandson. Lady, let me think about it, there is something suitable for Brother Yan..."

Zheng Ping sighed, "Don't bother, Brother Yan has a big idea, he only wants to see each other, he has to agree with him."

The princess smiled, "Why did I choose not to my liking? He is very close to the first brother, I will ask the first brother what kind of lady he likes, just look for it."