The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 167: Cold Protection Tool (Part 2)

Zhao Yunchu was ridiculed by Yun Yanhui, but he was not angry. Instead, he said, "Do you want to draw a pointed beak on Brother Yan's mask?"

"Ha," Yun Yan replied, "it didn't hurt me at all."

This can't even be called a counterattack. Without any strength, he won't have a big reaction because others use his name to talk about things, at least not to this extent - think "Goose Fat" and "" Castrated child", that's called ruthless.

"Hey, it's ok if you don't draw your mouth, just write 'Silly White Sweet', you see, there are people over there who wrote 'No. 1 in the monthly exam' on it." Yun Yan said back with a smile.

Zhao Yunchu: "..."

Zhao Yunchu: "I'm angry!"

Yunyan looked back at him with a smile.

Zhao Yunchu stretched out his hand and hung the mask on Yun Yanhui's face, covering Yun Yanhui's smug smile, then he took a look and found a bunny ear earmuff from the booth, "I want Is this okay?"

Mao nodded hurriedly.

Yunyan looked back at the rabbit ears on Zhao Yunchu's head, and then touched her carrot, "...too cruel!"

This is literally a thousand injuries to the enemy and eight hundred to oneself. The Dali Temple with rabbit ears on its earmuffs is upright, can you still see it?

If Yunyan wants to win, he may have to change to a big bad wolf, but after watching it for a long time, there is no big bad wolf, so he can only say goodbye.

The two were walking on the street, and Zhao Yunchu suddenly pointed in one direction and said, "Look, isn't that the 'No. 1 in the monthly exam'?"

Yunyan looked back, and it really was the student who asked to write "No. 1 in the monthly exam" on his mask. They just took him as an example. This kid is really creative. When drawing pictures, he thought of writing, which is very flamboyant.

But at this time, the "No. 1 monthly exam" student seems to be being held down by three or five classmates to say something, and the atmosphere is not very good.

Yun Yanhui walked over unconsciously, wanting to listen.

Not far away, I happened to hear the aggrieved student shouting: "...I didn't show off! I asked that person to write 'Target Monthly Exam No. 1' to Mingzhi, who knew he missed it Two words!"

Zhongtai students: "..."

"..." Yun Yan Hui almost stumbled in place, and quickly walked away as if nothing had happened, otherwise he would be unable to hold back his laughter!

How can there be such a stupid child who is so unfairly bullied!

However, after this person, quite a few people chose to write instead of drawing.

Selling things, just treat this as an advertisement and write advertising words on the mask.

Students, some wrote dense articles on them, looked at each other, and recited them all the time.

There are also some flamboyant Yanei, who write more frivolous words.

……

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu went there and they were very hot. Boss Hao had already set up the table, and Shen Kuo had also arrived. Yun Yanhui introduced Zhao Yunchu and Shen Kuo to each other. The two of them have not met yet.

However, although they have never met, Shen Kuo knew from Yun Yanhui's friends that he has such a friend.

Zhao Yunchu also knew that Yun Yanhui admired Shen Kuo very much, so his attitude was serious and friendly, and he was polite.

Shen Kuo watched Zhao Yunchu bow his hands solemnly and bowed slightly... The two rabbit ears on his head drooped forward a little.

But in general, the rabbit ears supported by thin bamboo pieces are still relatively firm and firm, but only a little bouncy. The eyes of the people present, including Shen Kuo, Boss Hao, and Yun Yanhui, also followed it. Move and move.

Shen Kuo: "..."

Zhao Yunchu came back to his senses and touched his ears, "..."

Awkward.

Zhao Yunchu saw the look of schadenfreude, but he still refused to take off the earmuffs. He was embarrassed and said casually: "I just bought it at the entrance of Taixue, and it's a pair with Brother Yan."

The eyes of everyone present turned to Yun Yanhui again: Yes, he is wearing a carrot.

Yunyan replied: "..."

Damn, I didn't watch out for being counter-killed!

Is it too late to say it's not a couple?

Yunyan angrily took off the earmuffs and muttered, "It's not so cold in the room, so I don't need to wear them..."

Zhao Yunchu also took off his earmuffs with a slight smile on his face, neither in a hurry nor in a hurry.

Shen Kuo looked amused, but he just thought that the two of them had played together from childhood to adulthood, as others said, and their relationship was really good.

After such an incident, the atmosphere became warmer, and they sat down.

Boss Hao raised his glass first, "Today, I must respect Brother Yan first. Without you, I wouldn't be as prosperous as I am now."

Shen Kuo added: "And my current assignment."

"You're welcome, Hao Shao Color has long been a famous brand in Bianjing, and Brother Shen is destined to stand out." Yun Yan raised his glass back, "Let's respect your success today!"

Everyone clinks their glasses and drinks.

Boss Hao added: "Today, if you don't talk about being drunk, you won't go home, and if you don't fight alcohol, Brother Yan is not allowed to participate in the fight."

All of the people present knew about Yun Yanhui's ability, so they all laughed heartily.

Yunyan said helplessly: "It's not that I drink too much, it should be that you are all too weak."

Zhao Yunchu: "Yeah, sometimes I'm thinking that when the Liao envoy came to Song, you should clearly compare your drinking with them, and what kind of hunting..."

When Zhao Yunchu said this, everyone else deeply agreed.

Yunyan raised her eyebrows back, "I'll try it next time, I'm afraid people who come next time will remember that I cared about their turtles."

Both Boss Hao and Shen Kuo didn't know what had happened, so Zhao Yunchu explained it to them, which immediately caused laughter.

"It's really bad, it's so bad for the Liao people!"

However, when it comes to turtles, Boss Hao has some problems, "Brother Yan, it's been cold recently, and a lot of grass and fish have died in my tank, so I quickly put them in the conservatory. However, the conservatory There is no sun, and it is very troublesome to move in and out every day.”

"You can change some cold-resistant fish and aquatic plants, like Aoki fern or something." Yunyan recommended him back, "Shui Jing Ji has launched a winter suit, and a few days ago, I also saw some One of the guests had a great idea, he arranged the land of his water and land scenery into a snow scene, covered it with silk wool, and pasted blue paper on the tank wall, which looked very suitable for the scene."

When Boss Hao heard this, his eyes lit up, "Wonderful, this is wonderful. But the silk wool is a little fake, isn't it for the convenience of cleaning? Otherwise, it might be more realistic to use salt."

Yun Yan replied jokingly: "You are a rich man, so it's natural to sprinkle salt."

"I'm just saying, if I really sprinkle salt, if it leaks into the water, wouldn't it be a dead tank?" Boss Hao scratched his head, "Just think about it like that, it's still more convenient."

"Actually speaking of this, it reminds me, is it possible to make an underwater snow scene? A simple snow scene may be boring. You can do ice breaking in early spring. You can replace the stone with muscovite to create the effect of a glacier, and put a little on it. Soil, plant relatively short aquatic plants." Yun Yanhui was also excited, and began to imagine, "You can also squeeze some polar bears and put them on..."

"??" Boss Hao listened with great interest in the front, but later he didn't understand, "What is a polar bear?"

"It's the bear in the extreme north! It's pure white, and it's very big." Yun Yan replied.

"There are bears in the extreme north? I'm scared, this bear is much more resistant to freezing." Boss Hao praised again, "Brother Yan is so knowledgeable and knowledgeable that even there are bears in the extreme north. what color."

In the past, what Yunyan said back could push the businessmen who traveled to and from Bianjing, but...

"Anyone going to the extreme north to do business?"

"Dang, of course there is." Yunyan replied nonsense, anyway, no one can confirm whether there are any businessmen going to the North Pole, "There are still people living in the extreme north, where people live, you can Doing business. People there live in houses made of ice and snow. Don't think it will be very cold. In fact, living in an igloo will protect you from the cold."

This kind of anecdote, but no one has heard of it. Even Shen Kuo has traveled with his father several times these days, and loves to hear anecdotes, and has never heard of such things. What else could live in an igloo, Shen Kuo thought about it at that time, and wished he could try it immediately.

"If it's true, then the people in this extreme northern land are really amazing." Boss Hao sighed.

"Well, this kind of person is called the Skimo. Because of the ice and snow, they go out on a sled—pulled by a dog." Yun Yanhui saw Shen Kuo pondering, and thought, would this give the Future scientific and historical research will bring trouble. How did the Song people in this era understand the habits of the Eskimos?

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It was said earlier that a lot of people were doing tricks on masks. This most interesting activity was just carried out by Yun Yanhui's cousin and his colleagues.

In the winter, there is nothing to do in the art academy, so Zheng Ling teamed up with his colleagues who had a good time, went to the stall next to Mao's booth, and then began to help people paint masks. Their painting skills are superb, and they deliberately depict things in detail, just for fun, just for a little money, so the market is very good.

For example, the cat's mouth will never be drawn with a few strokes like ordinary people, but will be filled with flesh and hair, so the effect is amazing.

Even the facial expressions are painted realistically, but the effect is a bit weird, but there are also people who like special things.

One day, when Yun Yan was passing by, he saw that they were painting, and there was a long queue beside him. Zheng Ling was painting fangs on a person's mask - this was used as a prank.

Yun Yan was speechless in return, and poked Zheng Ling, "Are you so busy?"

Zheng Ling turned around and saw that it was Yun Yan. "Brother Yan, it's winter, and the shop is not so lively anymore. I have to find something to do."

"A group of Hanlin, including a Hanlin waiting edict, painted masks on the street? Very good, this is a big song!" Yunyan patted Zheng Ling's shoulder back, and said a few words in Zheng Ling's ear, " Do you want to paint murals on the streets? Then..."

Others could hear it at first, but found that the voice behind him was getting smaller and smaller, and it was gradually lost.

Zheng Ling hesitated after hearing this, "Is this possible? I'm not sure if I have such painting skills."

Yun Yan Hui continued to mutter.

Zheng Ling cheered up again, "I'll give it a try!"