The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 226: Fake fried pork and rice tofu

The feng shui turns. When the Empress Dowager Liu was still alive, the Pang family was in full swing, the queen mother Pang was in the world, Pang Taishi was in power, and the Kaifeng government still had to fear his frame-up.

And now, the incident of Taishi Pang accidentally swallowing feces is well known with the release of "Tokyo Daily". He thought it was a laughing stock and became the gun of others, and the first shot of the gossip version was fired in one fell swoop.

Although the report is accompanied by comments, and this page also claims to be about commenting on current affairs, anyone with a little brain can understand that this is basically gossip.

Pang Taishi and the people who attended the banquet that day were so angry and anxious that they dared not go out for days, and their names were all called out.

Pang Taishi was angry and wrote a letter accusing the editorial department. Even if the "Tokyo Daily" has a procuratorial function, it can't ignore his face, right? In the past, there were literati arguing in the literary and art edition, but they were not so ruthless in exposing people's old bottom!

People expose the old bottom, that is, talk about things based on character and level, but he is ridiculed by the whole people.

Renzong was in trouble. The intention of the "Tokyo Daily" was to warn everyone not to be greedy and harm themselves, and to take this as a warning. The intention is good, I hope the master will not mind. After all, your case is very representative and can best express the meaning of warning...

Besides, this is already on sale, do you want to take it back, or make an apology saying sorry we exposed your scandal?

——You can't lie and say that Lao Pang didn't drink dung soup at all, right?

It means to cover up the "Tokyo Daily".

Then "Tokyo Daily" is also covered by two powerful yamen, Renzong does not make the decision, Pang Taishi is completely out of breath now, where dare to provoke, so he has to turn his head to be angry.

Pang Taishi had no idea that Kaifeng Mansion had been secretly collecting information about him. Bai Yutang might have something to gain from seeing him passing his birthday. As a result, he was so gossipy that he broke the news mercilessly. Pang Taishi himself was still guessing who passed it on.

Pang Taishi thought again, that "Tokyo Daily" would harm him so much. After much deliberation, it must be the idea of ​​Kaifeng House. I heard that "Tokyo Daily" is based on "Kaifeng House News". The relationship between the two Very shallow, all of this is probably the ghost idea of ​​that little official named Yun Yanhui under Bao Zheng!

Pang Taishi secretly hated Yun Yan back - this is nothing, he has always been dissatisfied with the entire Kaifeng Mansion, and now no one cares. Yun Yanhui didn't care anymore, and he was stronger because he had more guilt.

This time, many powerful families are watching the excitement. The Pang family was so arrogant before, and many people offended.

When many people eat puffer fish, they will mention Pang Taishi, everyone will laugh tacitly, and take a warning at the same time.

There are quite a few people who are afraid of this current affairs comment board in their hearts. Today is the fault of Taishi Pang. If they make a joke in the future, who knows if it will be published? That shame can be lost to the streets.

The gossip version of the biggest winner has stepped on the reputation of Pang Taishi and others, and its popularity among the people in the market is almost comparable to that of the comic book version. As long as you continue to work hard to make good news, surpassing it is just around the corner.

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I knew that I was going to give a lecture at the Imperial Medical Bureau recently, so I stayed there.

The daily practice of the students of the Imperial Medical Bureau is to diagnose and treat the students of other schools. After understanding the past, they met the students of the Imperial Medical Bureau to conduct a practical class and diagnose and treat the students of the Imperial College.

A group of students from the Imperial Physician Bureau entered the Imperial College with a medicine box. Because it is difficult to diagnose and treat children, they are not competent. This time, they are diagnosing and treating college students.

Those elementary school students were lying on the windows, watching the group of doctors and reservists outside.

Learn and other professors followed behind, Qiu Dafu watched and suddenly shouted, "Shi Gaobi, your brother is there too!"

——Qiu Dafu naturally doesn't know Xiaobao, he is talking about Yun Yanhui.

Yunyan came back to this time, and was waiting with Xiaobao from left to right beside Lingran, holding a food box in her hand. He came over after hearing about it, so he came directly to Guozi School, and brought some food to him.

The little tiger was sitting in his seat very coldly. Hearing Qiu Dafu said this, he was stunned for a moment, and then he squeezed to the window. When he saw it, it was Brother Yan, and he shouted: "Brother !”

Yun Yanhui heard the little tiger's voice, followed him, smiled and waved at him.

All of Little Tiger's classmates also saw Yun Yanhui, "Shi Gaobi's brother really looks like Shi Gaobi!"

"Why is Shi Gaobi's brother here? Isn't his family in Guizhou?"

"Didn't Qiu Dafu say last time that Shi Gaobi's older brother recognizes him? His surname is not Shi."

"It looks so similar, how can it be recognized?"

The little tiger started to turn over the window, but was stopped by Qiu Dafu: "Shi Gaobi, Mr. will be back in a while, where are you going?"

The little tiger hesitated for a while, but still retracted his legs. He promised Brother Yan that he would be a good student, and it would not be too late to look for him after a break.

As soon as he came back, the other students were careful to ask him and his brother.

The little tiger was very vigilant, for fear that someone would take a fancy to his brother and rob him, and kept silent.

……

On the other hand, Yun Yanhui said to the clear understanding: "Master, that's the little tiger, how is it, I haven't seen it for a few years, can you still recognize it?"

"He looks like you when you were young, how can you not recognize him?" Lingran chuckled, "You two are very destined."

A group of people went to Guozi School to check the pulse of the students one by one.

There are thousands of students in the Guozi School, and there is more than one day of diagnosis and treatment, so it takes several days.

Knowing sat aside, nothing to do for the time being, just waiting for a while to check the medical records. Yun Yanhui put the food box on the table and opened it, revealing the two dishes inside, and the aroma came out.

"Amitabha," took a glance, then chanted the Buddha and frowned, "How did you burn the meat?"

The plate on the left looks like tofu, and the plate on the right is fried pork slices, all of which are very homely dishes.

"This is not meat," Yun Yanhui took out his chopsticks and took a piece of meat, "You can eat and see."

Knowing Yun Yanhui, I took a bite with suspicion. When I took a bite, it had a bit of pork flavor, toughness and a lot of spices. At first, it was easy to mistake the taste for meat. However, after chewing a few times, you will find that there is still a fresh aroma of vegetables and fruits... This is actually a vegetable!

"This is fake fried meat, made with gourd meat and bran." Yun Yan replied, "This is impossible, you really ate fake meat."

The gourd and bran are marinated with various ingredients, sliced ​​into thin slices, and added with lard and spices, and the effect is almost like the real one. However, this is actually a vegetarian dish, with a meat-like aroma, but it still tastes like vegetables, which is easy to eat.

I can't help laughing and laughing, "You, do you think about doing this?"

"I'm also thinking of the great monks," Yun Yan replied confidently, "I'll improve the vegetarian food. You can bring it back to the kitchen when the time comes."

"I have a picture, I have a picture." Knowing what he said, but he knew in his heart that this thing must be very popular in various monasteries, not only monks, but also pilgrims. This is how it is in this era.

"Try another dish?" Yun Yan replied, "You have a bad mouth, this is rice tofu."

Although there are many tofu products now, rice tofu has never been heard of. It is a famous dish in Sichuan and Hunan in the future.

What Yun Yanhui cooks is a cold dish. The rice tofu is cut into small square pieces. The color is different from ordinary tofu. It is light yellow and the texture looks much more delicate. It makes you appetizing.

Yun Yanhui took out the spoon and stirred the sauce evenly. No matter how you make it, rice tofu is delicious. It can be served cold or braised. It can be used as a dinner or as a snack.

In addition to cold salad, stir-frying with minced meat and stir-frying with bean paste are Yun Yanhui's favorite ways to eat.

I scooped a piece in my mouth. The taste is thicker than water tofu. It has the fragrant taste of rice, which is smooth and refreshing. The spicy and slightly sour sauce adds a lot of color to it. The rice is fragrant and the sauce The aroma of the ingredients spreads in the mouth along with the tofu being bitten effortlessly, making it appetizing and easy to eat.

Whether this cold rice tofu or fake fried pork, the taste is too heavy, and it belongs to the next meal.

When I get older, I like to eat a little more flavorful, otherwise it will be bland in the mouth. I know that my appetite has not been very good recently, and I don't eat much, but now I really want to eat.

Yun Yanhui didn't bring rice, but he could ask the people from Guozixue to borrow it. When he looked up, he found that many people were staring at him.

I also found out that he also had a spoonful of rice tofu in his hand, which he put down embarrassingly, wondering if they mistakenly thought that there was meat in the food they were eating?

At this moment, when Lingran and Yun Yanhui saw those people, their eyes fell with Lingran's spoon.

Well, it doesn't matter if it's meat or not...

Yunyan replied: "..."

People from Guozixue are particularly unhappy. It's almost time for lunch. They are here to see a doctor. People from the Imperial Medical Bureau are eating next to them. You know, their canteen tastes pretty average!

Even the people from the Imperial Medical Bureau showed a strange look. Yun Yanhui said that he cooked two small dishes to honor the master. Everyone thought it was a vegetarian meal, but Yun Yanhui knew that the master had a bad appetite, so he deliberately honored him, or did he They advised him to eat it while it was hot as soon as he came in, so as not to waste the apprentice's filial piety.

Who knows, I'll give myself a pit... How can there be such an attractive side dish?

Yun Yan returned to be relatively calm, looking for people from Guozi Xue, and ordered a bowl of rice in their cafeteria to serve as a side dish.

Now, knowing that he is embarrassed to eat, he asked the Imperial Medical Bureau and the professors of Guozi to eat a little.

Yunyan thought that they would reject it, but who knew that these people hesitated for a while, and then accepted it with kindness and difficulty!

Professors, you eat and I eat each, while the students keep swallowing, and they all rush to the cafeteria when the meal starts.

The cafeteria made tofu today, which was originally unpopular. Unexpectedly, many students wanted to make tofu today. The people who called the cafeteria were a little surprised. Meat is the most popular.

These people actually saw that the professors were eating rice and tofu like they were eating, so they also came to make tofu. But firstly, they made water tofu, and secondly, there was no such sauce. It tasted very bland in the mouth, how could it have the imagined taste.

Extremely disappointed students of Guozixue asked after returning, where to buy this tofu.

People from the Imperial Medical Bureau knew and said, "This is the honor of the Zen master's beloved disciple! It looks like fried meat, but it's actually a vegetarian dish!"

So these people asked Yun Yanhui where he bought it, and they became more interested. Whether eating it by himself or giving it to the elders in the family, it is a good choice.

People from Guozixue knew who Yun Yanhui was and explained: "Don't think about it, Mr. Yun is from Kaifeng Mansion, this must be the dish of Kaifeng Mansion canteen, if you want to eat it, try to enter Kaifeng Mansion in the future. ."

No one in Bianjing has heard the famous name of Kaifeng House's canteen dishes, but they are also famous that they do not sell canteen dishes to the public.

"I made this for Master, and it will be on the cafeteria menu in a few days. Oh, no, now both the Kaifeng school and the government share the cafeteria," Yun Yan said with a smile back and said very terrifying words, "If you are interested, you don't have to wait to enter the yamen in the future, you can transfer to our school in Kaifeng now-"

"Cough cough!"

The doctors and professors of Guozixue all coughed violently.

"Mr. Yun, stop joking!"

"Speak carefully, speak carefully."

The teachers of Guozixue are facing the enemy, for fear that the students will be lured by the food.

However, the students of Guozixue are not as rude as their teachers thought, but instead coaxed: "Why don't you transfer Mr. Yun to our school!"

"That's right, Mr. Yun is here, and he will definitely give you excellent conditions, as long as you bring the dishes from the Kaifeng canteen."

"Yeah, Mr. Yun, think about it, the Chinese Academy of Sciences sincerely invites you!"

As soon as the students said it, those teachers also came back to their senses, yes, they can totally fight back! So, join in!

"That's right, I can do this Lord!"

"Don't hesitate to mention Mr. Yun's conditions, Guozixue is very sincere!"

"You can grow vegetables here if you want..."

Yun Yanhui almost laughed out loud, seeing the teachers and students of these top universities say these words with serious expressions, it's so funny, I didn't expect them to be quite humorous, "I'm in everyone's minds, just to open up wasteland everywhere, Looking for someone to farm? If I change the mountain in the future, I won't be farming at Guozixue!"

Everyone saw that his words were unfinished, and they all held the venue and asked, "How are you doing?"

"Kaifeng House farming, that's Kaifeng House poor!" Yun Yan laughed back, "If I were in Guozi School, I would hold a parent-teacher meeting, implying that everyone would give me gifts! I'll get rich in one go, haha. !”

Everyone: "..."