The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 233: Too dark
Bao Zheng is stern to corrupt officials, but he is very kind when facing the people.
For example, now, when facing these people who want to match him, Bao Zheng's attitude is very good. He can't refuse but he will send these people out very politely.
But since these matchmakers came, how could they leave so easily. Matchmakers in the Song Dynasty were called matchmakers. The industry has developed into a relatively standardized industry, and there are even high and low levels.
The higher the gift, the higher the matchmaker's fee. A marriage of Bao Zheng's level is a big deal for the matchmakers. So he refused to leave, and he had to sell it with Bao Zheng.
Bao Zheng couldn't help laughing and laughing. He was just about to call people over and politely invite them out when he suddenly thought that this is not a once and for all solution, so he calmly said: "The truth is not that I have no intention of starting a family, it's just that I am busy with work and have no time to spare. My relatives. We have a government official in Kaifeng Mansion, who works prudently and attentively. He is loyal to Ben Xiang and knows his temperament. Ben Xiang’s family is not around, so he has the full authority to check this matter. If you have any ideas, just ask him. Go talk to him."
The matchmakers were overjoyed. They thought it was a bit strange. Seeing that the future wife's important affairs were actually entrusted to the underlings, but after asking Bao Zheng's name, they were relieved.
The matchmakers walk the streets and alleys every day, and they all know the name of Yun Yanhui. Some people even approached Zheng Ping and wanted to talk to Yun Yan, but they were rejected.
As Bao Zheng said so, they didn't bother Bao Zheng anymore, and went out in a swarm, looking for Yunyan to go back.
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Yunyan said that she was invigilating the exam, and she actually went to invigilate the exam. At this time, he was sitting on the podium, and the students in the classroom were seriously writing questions.
Suddenly someone raised their hand, Yun Yanhui walked up to him and asked in a low voice, "What?"
Student: "Sir, I think it's convenient..." He was a little unconfident when he said this, because most students would choose to hold back at this time, but he really couldn't hold back.
"Okay, let's go." Yun Yan said back, seeing the student stand up and go out, followed behind him, temporarily handing over the classroom to another teacher to invigilate alone.
The student was a little surprised that Yun Yan followed him, but thought it was to prevent cheating, so he ran to the toilet with his legs tucked.
After entering the cubicle, the student realized that Yun Yanhui had followed suit, "??"
Not only did Yun Yanhui come in, but he also walked up to his next door solemnly, leaning over and staring at him.
Student: "..."
Yunyan replied: "Hurry up, you haven't finished the question yet? There's not much time left."
The student took it out tremblingly, and finished urinating shivering under Yun Yanhui's gaze, thinking that if I knew this was the case, I might as well hold it back! Mr. Yun is really cruel. If a real person wants to cheat, wouldn't it be a waste of time?
After he finished urinating, Yun Yan returned to the classroom with him when he saw another teacher standing at the door.
"Mr. Yun, someone is looking for you," said the teacher.
"Who is it?" Yun Yan asked casually.
Teacher: "A group of matchmakers..."
As soon as this sentence was said, all the students looked over with "Huh?"
Mr. Yun was crowned not long ago. Is this about kissing? And it's a group of matchmakers... Tsk tsk, there's a story behind this!
Yun Yanhui didn't know why there were a group of matchmakers looking for him, he was puzzled, but he was invigilating the exam, so he said: "Please come to my study and sit for a while, I'll be here for a while. Just finished the exam."
After a quarter of an hour, the exam was over. Yun Yan collected the papers and went to the study with a large volume of papers. At a glance, there were indeed five or six matchmakers sitting inside.
This matchmaker has full-time, part-time, official media, private media, 369, etc... These are the high-end ones, from the look of their clothes, they are specially given to those with status As a matchmaker, Yun Yan didn't dare to be careless and greeted politely.
At first, Yun Yanhui just felt that something was not good in her heart. When these people said their intentions, Yun Yanhui was completely stunned.
"...Bao Xianggong, asked me to help him slap his eyes?" Yun Yanhui couldn't believe it.
Bao Zheng is going crazy, he actually dares to hand over his marriage to him.
...No, no, Bao Zheng is sure that he doesn't dare to make his own decisions... So, this is using him as a shield.
Yun Yan, who had broken this point, felt a chill in his heart. Is this the solution that Bao Zheng came up with? too dark!
Yunyan replied with a green face: "I absolutely dare not make the decision on this matter. I will reject it to Mr. Xiang. Everyone, please come back."
"Oh, what's the matter!"
"Did you and Bao Xianggong agree to play with us back and forth?"
"Don't be like this, Lord Yun, since we're all here..."
Everything is said, like thousands of ducks quack.
Some people even said: "It's said that thieves don't leave in vain, so do our matchmakers. Since you don't take this errand, we can't leave in vain - it's still two trips, Yun Langjun, you are all worth the crown. It's been a year, and I still don't have a wife, why don't I help you be a matchmaker?"
Yunyan replied: "..."
Yun Yan is about to break down in a cold sweat, "What... I don't even think about it..."
"Why don't you think about it? I've been curious since I said it, why have you been refusing to talk about kissing?"
"Is there a secret? Yun Langjun, I've been in this business for thirty years. If you have a secret, it doesn't matter, I'll give you a good kiss!"
"I didn't say it, the marriage that I have achieved over the years..."
These matchmakers are really not bragging. They can't get married without a matchmaker. Many people will spend money on matchmakers, because they are afraid that they will come up with some tricks and hide the defects of the man/woman, and it will be too late when they find out after the marriage. .
Because the blind date is not very close at this time, or even just seeing each other from a distance, it is easy to hide any flaws. For example, asking a lame man to ride a horse can cover up his leg problems, not to mention some hidden diseases. Therefore, the reputation of the matchmaker is also declining.
Yunyan heard back that their guesses were boundless, and quickly folded her hands together with a pure face: "Amitabha, the teacher is the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple, and I worshipped him as a lay disciple when I was young. I said that I have a deep affinity with Buddhism, and I will definitely take refuge in the future..."
Many people know the origins of Yun Yanhui and Daxiangguo Temple and He Lingran, and what he said is even more incredible. Wasn't Yunyan Hui who always persuaded him to convert?
At that time, when he was walking in the Daxiangguo Temple, the monks passing by would laugh and ask, "When will my junior and senior brothers take refuge?"
You look at me, I look at you, these matchmakers have nothing to say. No matter how awesome they are, they can't blatantly say that monks can still find wives. They are all serious matchmakers, and they won't do the kind of work that a matchmaker can do.
Yunyan took a lot of effort and sent everyone away. When she came back, she muttered to herself: "Bao Heizi, you are so cruel! You actually kicked all the **** to me!"
Yunyan went back to find Bao Zheng and cried, but Bao Zheng smiled and said, "Didn't you say that? Do you want to contribute to this prime minister's family?"
Yun Yan was speechless and choked back. What he said jokingly was really shooting himself in the foot, no, this time he was shooting himself in the foot.
"I was wrong, then you should really ask me for help. If you really want to start a family, then it's easy to do..."
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Who wants to be a shield? Yun Yan Hui thought that he would tell everyone who came to the door that he would not take this errand. Who knows, the news has already spread, and some people who are not matchmakers also know it.
Bao Zheng is definitely a good man. Many people in the DPRK have been "coveted" for a long time. When they heard the wind, they all went to Yunyan to get back and inquire about the news. They were not matchmakers, but officials. ——I'm too embarrassed to rush, I have to be polite.
Yunyan pointed back to the sky and swore: "How dare I call the Master Xiang on such an important matter, it's fake, fake, the news is all fake, I don't have this authority. Please don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors. "
In the end, people said: "Even if I don't ask you to be the master, who doesn't know that Bao Xianggong trusts you very much, chasing the wind, you can just check it out for me, this is the situation in my family, the young girl is Fang Er. Eight..."
Yunyan replied: "..."
Or: "What? Isn't Bao Xianggong your responsibility? Well then...Speaking of which, the nephew and daughter of Zhuojing's mother's family has already reached her nephew. Last time you competed for the dragon boat bid, your Kaifeng manor's white guard was full of heroism. What is your intention? What? You don't know? No, aren't you now solely responsible for the marriages of all unmarried men in Kaifeng?
Yunyan replied: "??"
So Yun Yanhui didn't know how the news was twisted into this, saying that Bao Zheng asked him for help is fine, it was in line with the truth, but saying that he wanted to represent all the marriages of unmarried young men outside Kaifeng Mansion... It's too funny, isn't it? !
The most terrifying thing is that when these people hear Yun Yan's reply that they don't have the right to act, they will turn to him for help and ask questions. The reason is that others are good.
There are quite a lot of people asking, Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao are the best, especially Bai Yutang. Last time, the dragon boat competition captured the hearts of many girls, including many women who wanted to recruit him as their son-in-law. When inquiring people, there is no lack of first-class family background.
However, both Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao had no intention of starting a family for the time being. Bai Yutang heard that so many people came to ask, and went to "visit" it. After returning, he expressed his concern about the quality of Yun Yanhui. than himself.
The second is the other outstanding young men from Kaifeng Mansion. At first, they came to ask people from other places if they would like to marry in Beijing. Yun Yanhui really couldn't shirk it and couldn't, so he had to tell him to help convey it.
As a result, it turned out to be true!
This time, it was really out of control. How Ren Yunyan explained it, everyone didn't believe it, and they all praised him: "If you don't follow the wind, how can you be popular? You are so enthusiastic. It's difficult to see which colleague is more difficult. All willing to help..."
"The current matchmaker is unreliable, so it's better to ask Zhufeng first. He knows a lot. If it's credible, it's not too late to find a matchmaker to talk about kissing!"
"That's right, Zhu Feng knows more than matchmakers, and won't hide it like they do!"
In the end, everyone agreed that Yun Yanhui's words were much more reliable than those of the matchmaker.
In this way, Yun Yanhui's "business" has a wider scope, and some people even want to give him a matchmaking gift, because although he didn't go through the process, he helped lead the way. Yun Yanhui naturally refused and refused to admit it.
What a joke, he really took the matchmaking gift, can he still get away?
Yun Yanhui was tricked by Bao Zheng. A good unmarried young man was always stopped by people to ask for help in inquiring about his partner and marriage. Although his popularity was getting better and better, his social position was also getting weirder. now...
There is a less good side. Earlier, Yun Yanhui was entangled by people saying that the matchmaker was long and the matchmaker was short, but Zhao Yunchu bumped into it, thinking that he was here to kiss him.
Zhao Yunchu was in a dark mood at the time. Fortunately, Yun Yanhui explained it clearly in time, otherwise he didn't know how big a battle would be.
Even if it wasn't for Yun Yan to say kiss, Zhao Yunchu was very dissatisfied - what do these people mean by asking Brother Yan to ask about other men? Brother Yan actually answered in detail? what's the situation? !
Bao Zheng's words had such far-reaching impact and serious consequences that Yun Yanhui had to say: It's too dark, Bao Zheng is really too dark! (Note: Heart is black)
Facing such a situation, Yun Yanhui deeply felt that it was impossible to avoid the limelight, so he solemnly declared: "I want to take the initiative to apply for a secondment, who wants me? Who wants me?"