The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty Chapter 290: Fanwai·Fufu Shuangshuang Anti-Traveling

Yun Yanhui woke up from the darkness with pure white in front of her eyes.

It took him half a minute to regain his consciousness. The smell of disinfectant in his nose was very abrupt, which made Yun Yanhui have an incredible idea. He traveled back to modern times.

"Brother Yun, Brother Yun, are you awake?" Xiao Qin pushed the door and saw Yun Yanhui looking at the ceiling motionless, not knowing what he was thinking. For a few days when Yun Yan was in a coma, she had been taking care of her in the hospital, and now she rushed to the bedside crying.

This face, Yun Yan remembered for a while, it seemed to be an intern who was brought before her time-travel.

Yun Yanhui felt very weak, "I'm in the hospital?"

Xiao Qin nodded with tears in his eyes, "Yeah, Brother Yun, you fell off the mountain and then fell unconscious."

Actually crossed back...

Yun Yanhui was a little confused. Everything he experienced in the Song Dynasty was true or false. If it was a fantasy, it was too real. Or is it just a dream now?

"Brother Yun, are you okay? I'll call the doctor over here!" Xiao Qin couldn't wait to ring the bell, so he rushed to find the doctor.

Yun Yanhui felt that she was probably in a coma for a while, with a stomach tube inserted into her nose, and she had no strength, but she didn't feel any pain, it didn't look like she was seriously injured.

After a while, the doctor came over with a surprised look on his face. He told Yun Yanhui that after he fell from the mountain, Yun Yanhui was in a coma for ten days, but after a full-body examination, he only had some skin injuries, which was not enough to cause a coma.

The hospital has organized several expert consultations, but they have not been able to resolve it. This coma is too strange, and now Yunyan wakes up inexplicably.

The doctor took Yun Yanhui to do another set of body examinations. Some of the examinations that could produce results on the spot showed that Yun Yanhui had no problems with her body. It was because she had been put in a stomach tube these days, and she lost some weight. Even the body is no longer weak.

In the end, Yun Yanhui was able to walk by himself. He followed the doctor and heard him say that he hoped he would stay for two more days and observe his body to make sure that he was completely fine.

While the doctor was talking, he noticed that Yun Yanhui was staring at one place and his eyes were fixed.

He looked along, and it was in a ward where the nurse was changing dressings for a young man, and said, "Do you know him? It was delivered yesterday. I heard that he rolled down the stairs and his head was bleeding. And fell out of paranoia."

It's modern, yes.

But the person sitting there was clearly a confused Zhao Yunchu, still wearing a striped medical suit.

Yun Yanhui was also wearing sick clothes. He stood at the door and shouted, "Achu?"

Zhao Yunchu turned around, the confusion on his face turned into hope for discovery, he stood up at once, knocking the nurses away, "Brother Yan!"

Yunyan walked back into the ward, Zhao Yunchu said to him very excitedly: "Brother Yan, what is this place, I, I..." He seemed to have too many experiences to tell Yunyan back. The time can't tell all, just said aggrievedly, "I'm so scared."

This made Yun Yan feel distressed. He found that the nurse on the side was dissatisfied, and quickly held Zhao Yunchu's hand and said, "I'm sorry, he is a little excited."

The doctor walked in and said, "You guys really know each other. He still recognizes you? I heard that all my colleagues don't recognize you, and my parents didn't get in touch."

Yunyan nodded back, "He's my boyfriend."

As soon as the nurse heard this, she was so affectionate that no one forgot. She was crazy enough to think she was an ancient person, and she actually knew her boyfriend, so the dissatisfaction in her heart disappeared, "Tell your boyfriend to sit down, I'll give him another medicine."

Yun Yan accompanied Zhao Yunchu to change the medicine, and then the two found a corner where no one was around and began to check the situation.

Yun Yanhui was afraid that Zhao Yunchu would not be able to accept it for a while, and she actually lived in a book, so she decided to tell him step by step, so she said that this is his hometown after more than a thousand years.

Zhao Yunchu couldn't understand the concept of crossing for a while, and after digesting it for a long time, he said weakly: "Anyway, I'll follow you anyway..."

Yunyan can't laugh or cry, okay, it's okay to be simple, just teach him slowly.

Yun Yanhui took Zhao Yunchu back to his ward. The two of them couldn't be separated for a moment. Yun Yanhui could understand Zhao Yunchu's feeling at a loss.

Only when Yun Yan returned to the ward did he find that besides Xiao Qin, there were several more colleagues and colleagues in the ward.

"Mr. Yun is back and looking for you."

Yunyan smiled back and said, "I'm sorry, I've made everyone worry, I'm so busy, and I've specially asked for leave to see..."

He just wanted to thank everyone for coming to see him, but suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Wait, you also brought a machine."

Everyone laughed a few times: "This is not, let's make news by the way..."

"I heard that you have been in a coma for ten days for no reason. Experts can't find the reason."

Yunyan replied: "..."

He doesn't even know what to do. It's no wonder that the lineup of colleagues and colleagues in front of him is very complete. There are TV reporters on the stage, reporters from local newspapers, and reporters from new media... Maybe while he was in a coma, these The guy came to shoot the material. No, maybe the news about someone in a miraculous coma has all come out.

Yunyan smiled bitterly and shook her head, "Forget it, let me introduce you to you first. This is my boyfriend. You can call me Xiao Zhao."

Suddenly surprised a group of people.

"Brother, you can do it. I haven't seen you to rest, but I still have time to fall in love."

"And by the way, I'm coming out of the closet... I'm going to be heartbroken by how many compatriots I rely on!"

"It's pretty hard to hide. When did you put this handsome guy on you? I admire him."

Zhao Yunchu gradually relaxed. He could hear that everyone was making fun of his relationship with Brother Yan, and he habitually showed an embarrassed smile.

Yunyan replied: "I just took it when I went for a medical examination. Look at our sick clothes."

Everyone: "..."

Yun Yanhui chatted with her colleagues, and they started working. The newspaper reporter took a picture of Yun Yanhui with a camera. Seeing Zhao Yunchu looking curious, he smiled and said, "Do you want to take a picture of the two of you?"

Zhao Yunchu looked at Yun Yanhui ignorantly, but Yun Yanhui smiled and said, "Then let's take a picture and keep it as a souvenir."

Zhao Yunchu was not in a hurry to ask. Yun Yan told him to do whatever he wanted. Anyway, Brother Yan would definitely tell him what was going on. Now he just doesn't want to cause trouble to Brother Yan.

The two posed for a photo in their hospital clothes.

Yun Yanhui's colleague: "Oh, I didn't bring a blank sheet of paper, so what, Xiao Qin, please lift the quilt."

Yun Yanhui and Xiao Qin each took a horn and lifted the pure white quilt to make it easier for colleagues to adjust the white balance, "Have you written an outline? I'll take a look and make a quick decision."

"OK!"

Because Yun Yanhui has rich experience and organizes language very quickly, he quickly recorded his own footage, and other paper media and new media reporters followed the recording, and then added some questions afterward to complete his part. The content, ran to harass the doctor.

Before leaving, my colleague said that the leader had already spoken. Since Yun Yanhui was injured at work, he has always performed well, and is the backbone of the stage. This time, he can rest assured, and he must fix the problem and return to the stage. Re-organize to condolences.

In fact, my colleagues are a little embarrassed for coming to run the news this time, so I emphasized that this time is not a condolence.

It doesn't matter that Yun Yan returns, waving goodbye.

Next, Yun Yanhui stayed in the hospital for a few days, and confirmed that there was indeed no problem with his body, and he could not find the reason for the coma or waking up. The doctor could only reluctantly let him out of the hospital.

During this period, Yun Yanhui also figured out that Zhao Yunchu seemed to be wearing a soul too. This body was originally called Zhao Yunchu.

Since this is the case, Yun Yanhui made a decisive decision, asked Zhao Yunchu to resign, quit the rented house, and moved to his house after being discharged from the hospital.

After all, his current job is too professional, and even if he doesn't resign, he won't be able to go back. The leader knew that something was wrong with Zhao Yunchu's mind, so naturally he would not keep him, but let him go after saying some blessings.

Yun Yanhui had been in ancient times for decades, and she didn't realize that she didn't have a mobile phone by her side. When he fell, his mobile phone broke. He was in the hospital for a few days and talked with Zhao Yunchu about modern knowledge every day. He didn't think about it until he was discharged from the hospital.

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu walked down the modern street with Zhao Yunchu, bought a mobile phone, refilled the card, and then the two walked home together slowly.

When passing through a square, there were many people around during the activity of answering questions and giving gifts. When Zhao Yunchu saw that everything was fresh, he couldn't move his feet immediately, so Yunyan returned to show him around.

"The next question, as long as the answer is correct, we will send a box of our jasmine tea," the host saw Zhao Yunchu at a glance, "that handsome guy, please answer it?"

Zhao Yunchu also had gauze on his head. He was good-looking and very conspicuous. Everyone looked at him for a while. He glanced at Yun Yan and nodded.

The host said: "Excuse me, who is the inventor of scented tea?"

Yunyan didn't even have time to stop it, Zhao Yunchu had already shouted loudly: "Yunyan back!"

At that time, Yun Yan covered her face when she replied, thinking in her heart, fortunately, not many people know this kind of question, no one should be bothered that he answered it wrong...

The host smiled with eight teeth: "Congratulations, you got it right!"

Yun Yanhui raised her head in surprise, her head exploded with a bang.

The host looked at his hand card: "The inventor of scented tea is Yun Yanhui, a statesman and gourmet of the Song Dynasty. It has a history of 1,000 years. Our royal tea is made by scenting with an ancient secret recipe that has been passed down for thousands of years. Come out - the handsome guy can go over there and pick up your prize!"

Zhao Yunchu didn't realize there was a problem, so he smiled back at Yunyan and said, "Let's try that secret recipe!"

Yunyan returned to the footsteps and floated, as if stepping on cotton, holding the so-called thousand-year-old flower tea on the way home, only to realize that this is not the world he came from.

Zhao Yunchu said: "Brother Yan, let's find time to go to Bianjing. I don't know what Bianjing is like at this time."

"Go, I'm afraid not to mention you, I don't know what's going on now..." Yun Yan returned to search with her mobile phone, and history turned a corner in the Renzong Dynasty. It has been much better from what he originally remembered, and as for the later dynasties, there are also some differences. Here, it is simply a parallel world.

——No, I don't know whether a person like Yun Yanhui was born in the parallel world, or the two worlds merged.

……

Yunyan Hui asked the leader for a few days off, because he had just been discharged from the hospital, and the leader quickly approved him and asked him to adjust his condition and come back to work. Then, Yun Yanhui flew to Kaifeng, Henan with Zhao Yunchu.

The Kaifeng of today is very different from the Bianliang they remembered. It was not until they walked near the Leaning Pagoda of Kaibao Temple that they found a little bit of the old feeling.

Zhao Yunchu said with emotion: "A thousand years later, it is still there. If Mr. Yu knew, he should be very happy."

The people they knew back then were long gone. After checking the endings of their relatives and friends online, they were quite embarrassed.

Besides the leaning tower today, a park has been built and many tourists come and go.

An introduction sign was erected under the pagoda. Yunyan looked back and was delighted. There were a few more words on it than he remembered. It stated that the pagoda was rebuilt by donations from Zhao Yunchu during the reign of Renzong, and even stated that it was for the My best friend, Yunyan, repaid his wish.

"This is not a wish for me." Yun Yan replied with a smile, clearly repaying a wish for himself that had something to do with him.

They didn't climb the tower. They were tired of climbing it before. They walked around the park and found that there were bronze statues of two people in the park, and the two bronze statues were playing chess there.

"It's too careless, when will I be able to play chess?" Yun Yan shouted back and forth.

Zhao Yunchu is also critical: "Not at all!"

Wandering around the pagoda, Yunyan returned and took Zhao Yunchu to Daxiangguo Temple, which has been renovated many times and is very different from before. However, it is still in the middle of the city.

At the entrance of Daxiangguo Temple, Yun Yanhui also saw many places selling souvenirs, including all kinds of blue paper. He and Zhao Yunchu would both smile when they saw it.

The area of ​​the temple is not as big as it used to be, and many pilgrims and tourists come and go. The layout of the main building is still the same as before. Yunyan looked back to find the place where he once lived, but there was no trace of it, so he could only leave in anger.

The next day, Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu went to Qingming Shanghe Garden to buy two tickets.

This is a theme park built by Kaifeng City. With the Song Dynasty as the background, Yunyan has returned to the original world, but the content is very different now. For example, it is written in the accompanying travel brochure that there will be Bian opera performances in the evening, and the traditional play "Looking for Love Fish".

And the regular performances in the daytime also include Bao Zheng's inspection, Jin Mao rat making trouble in Tokyo, dancing to the moon, fancy Cuju, Jinshi parade... and so on.

In a trance, Yun Yanhui also heard the tour guide saying: "Actually, at the beginning, there were two alternative names for this theme park, and the other was Puguanze Garden. Down this one..."

A female tourist next to me complained, "Why isn't it called Puguanze You Yuan?

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu turned to look at her together, especially Zhao Yunchu, very angry, how could this little lady be so rude?

The female tourist didn't realize it yet, and continued to say to her companion: "The restoration here is actually pretty good, it has been carefully studied, and there are still many easter eggs to dig. Isn't there a 'Zhao Yunchu' at the head of the city, sometimes it is special He arrogantly asks others if his clothes look good, I heard that if he asks where his clothes come from, he will answer that Yun Yanhui made them... Hee hee hee..."

Yun Yanhui got goosebumps when she heard the female tourist's strange laughter, and then she thought of something, so she resisted her anger and said, "Beauty, why did Yun Yanhui make it? What is the source of this easter egg?"

Damn, God knows that few people know about him making clothes. How could it be spread to the modern age, and he even moved to the park to act!

The female tourist said with a popular science appearance: "You can go and read "Mengxi Bi Tan" written by Shen Kuo. It mentions that Yun Yanhui's handicraft is very good, and he even sewed clothes for Zhao Yunchu. One sentence, but Shen Kuo is Yun Yanhui's brother-in-law, I can't be wrong. So I'm really serious here, there are a lot of details. I have to say, my Yan is really omnipotent!"

Yunyan replied: "..."

Thanks, your goose is about to vomit blood now.

……

Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu spent most of the day in the Shanghe Garden during the Qingming Festival, watching the performances.

There are many foods here, all mentioned in imitation ancient books. However, apart from some famous dishes that have been handed down from ancient times to the present, many of them are imitated by modern people, and the shape and taste are not exactly the same.

There are also many imitations in the store. Yun Yanhui even saw one selling "Tokyo Daily". This is a souvenir. If you look closely, the content is still what he has seen in the past, although it is a collection of news in different issues. , but they were all published in the "Tokyo Daily", probably taken from ancient books.

As for the performance, what they saw on the street during the day can only be said to be interesting. A part of the restoration is more realistic, but there are still many errors in details.

Visitors praised the restoration, but from the perspective of Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu, who lived in the Song Dynasty, there are still a lot of flaws, just have fun.

In the evening, the performance of Bian Opera "Looking for Love Fish" surprised the two of them.

The stage was perfectly restored to Pu Guanze's big stage, but it was enlarged a lot, and modern lighting and props were added to make it more advanced. In a trance, it was like returning to Puguanze.

When the actors came on stage to perform, Yun Yanhui found out that although the singing voice and figure had improved a little, the lines were not bad, and their essence was the same as before.

Bian opera has been passed down for thousands of years and has never been cut off. The ancient scenes and customs cannot be perfectly restored to this day, but the opera is handed down from generation to generation, so it is almost the same as it was in the past.

After watching this performance, Yun Yanhui felt that the trip was worthwhile. Zhao Yunchu may not have felt it, but Yunyan returned to Zengjin in this era and felt more.

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After returning from Kaifeng, Yun Yanhui began to return to work, while Zhao Yunchu stayed at home and continued to learn modern knowledge for the time being.

Yun Yanhui is busy with her work, she has to go on business trips every now and then. There are no holidays, no distinction between day and night, which is even more excessive than in Song Dynasty.

It's just that now there are mobile phones and computers, and it is convenient to communicate. But this is not the same as being a real person, not to mention that even if Yun Yanhui is at home, he still stays up late to write manuscripts from time to time.

Zhao Yun kept the empty boudoir alone at the beginning of the night, and gradually suffered grievances. And because I know that this time is different from the past, and it is not their Zhao family's world, how can they do whatever they want? Last time I saw the sentence "You are also worthy of the surname Zhao" on the Internet, I was still confused for a long time, so I didn't dare to disturb Yunyan. back to work.

Yunyan was keen, and found that Zhao Yunchu was emotional, and she knew why. After a deep reflection, she decided to resign.

This is not entirely for Zhao Yunchu, but Yun Yanhui thought about it carefully. It seems to others that he only stayed in the hospital for a few days, but in fact, he has been in the Song Dynasty for decades, and his experience has long been different. And words. Now, it's not that he is not suitable to be a reporter anymore, but he can indeed do more meaningful things that he wants to do more now.

Yunyan resigned, only to say that after the last time, his health was a little bad, and the leader proposed to transfer him to a spare position to no avail.

Yunyan resigned herself, but instead found a job for Zhao Yunchu. He saw that Zhao Yunchu knew about the times very well, and after he could go out on the street alone, he found a friend he knew and put him in for an antique appraisal.

Zhao Yunchu's diplomas are all in design, and he was discriminated against at the beginning when he ran across the line for identification. In the end, Yun Yan was shocked when the friends he asked for came back and asked him where he dug the treasure.

Zhao Yunchu mainly appraised antiques from the Song Dynasty and previous dynasties. Maybe he does not understand the modern appraisal profession, but he has his own background and can make appraisals from the cultural and historical logic. The accuracy rate of identification is quite good, mainly because of the process. The mastery of historical knowledge is astonishing.

And it is said that he is very angry. Some of the things that are worth a lot of money are in his mouth, but it is not good here, and there is not good enough. It seems that he is not identifying antiques, but picking a washbasin in the market...

Those people don't know that the antiques he identified are not necessarily qualified to be a washbasin in their old Zhao's house after a thousand years ago.

After accumulating a period of experience, learning modern appraisal methods, and having a certain understanding, Zhao Yunchu simply collected antiques by himself, and then resold them.

As for Yun Yanhui, he actually changed from being very busy to being "extraordinarily leisurely", and he simply started preparing to write a novel at home.

The trip to Kaifeng made Yun Yanhui think that maybe he could present some real historical details to everyone. After thinking over and over again, he did not choose to write a paper, but prepared to publish a novel on the Internet.

After Zhao Yunchu knew that Yun Yanhui was going to write, he also found some novels about this era on the Internet, and gave Yun Yanhui an idea: "You can call it "Back to the Song Dynasty and Be a Prince", combining our two experience."

Yunyan replied: "..."

However, after thinking about it for a while, Yun Yanhui really followed Zhao Yunchu and used this as the title of the article.

After the novel was published, because of the stable update, delicate content, and detailed "textual research", its popularity rose. Many people are surprised by the update speed of Yun Yanhui. The quality of the content, which can update 9,000 words a day, is simply the conscience of the industry.

Some readers said: "At first I thought it was an ordinary follow-up article, and it was very unprofessional. After reading it, I found out that this is actually a masterpiece. It is strongly recommended that the author change his name!"

There are still many readers who speculate that Yun Yanhui studied history, but in fact, Yun Yanhui wrote so much that there is no need for textual research, because he has experienced it.

Yun Yanhui presented the Song Dynasty in her memory in the novel. With the increasing influence of the novel, it has also entered the field of vision of some experts, and it has become a rare work that has been highly praised by ordinary readers and industry scholars.

Professional scholars all said that the historical knowledge involved in this book has been rigorously verified, and it is difficult to find mistakes. It is almost like the author has experienced it himself. Many places even have a very high academic reference value, and the logic is quite Perfect.

Yun Yanhui, who has successfully transformed into a professional writer, works half a day every day, and Zhao Yunchu's work is also open irregularly.

Zhao Yunchu also assumed the responsibility of being a book review administrator for Yun Yanhui. In addition, he can also be said to have profound historical knowledge, so he can answer and discuss readers' questions.

It's just that some of the content he can handle, and some of it is very difficult.

"Brother Yan, this is really interesting." Zhao Yunchu hugged Yun Yan back to the book review area with his mobile phone on the sofa, and suddenly put the mobile phone in front of Yun Yan back to show him.

This book review is for a reader who is sorting out the relationship between Yun Yanhui and Zhao Yunchu in history, trying to prove from clues that the two have a relationship beyond friendship.

The following replies are all: "LZ, let's go back to Jinjiang, this place is not suitable for you."

"Why do I feel goosebumps all over my body, a good book, why do you have to prove that these two are gays, are you not having enough fun in various **** novels, film and television dramas?"

"The head of the host reached out and ate a brick from me."

Occasionally there are some answers in support of the landlord, but they are all beaten into the fantasy of a rotten girl.

Yunyan replied, "You can use my account number to reply to the post. This landlord has a pretty good testimonial."

So, Zhao Yunchu replied with the author number of Yun Yanhui, straight to the point and affirmed "I agree with the landlord's point of view", and then added to the landlord with reason why he said that the two of Chu Yun did have sex. , eloquently, very seriously.

This time the comment area exploded. First a group of people caught the author, then a group of stunned ones, and then a large number of CP fans from nowhere to watch, almost wanted to hug the author and cry with joy, thinking that the author was in this circle Freshman hands.

After a long time of silent tears and magic, those suffocated male readers began to speak weakly: I carefully looked at the author's reply and found that he was serious, and the textual research was flawless. According to the author's consistent standard and style, why do I now begin to believe that the two of them really have sex...

And then there are many echoes: "Yes, the three views are broken."

"No matter what you say, I will never dare to scold my girlfriend for being corrupt."

"I recognize the author even if he announces their relationship in the text. This wave is too stable to refute!"

"I can't accept it. I looked at the professor at our school, and the professor said that the more he looked, the more he agreed, and now he is verifying all the details, I TM..."

"It doesn't seem that hard to accept. It can be seen that this is serious research."

Later, this wave of discussions continued to expand. After it was discovered that it was not grandstanding, there were even papers on related topics. Scholars used topics that were originally just debated by fans to research and discuss.

Yun Yan summed up, he successfully got out of the closet a thousand years ago, and now he is trying to help himself and Zhao Yunchu get out of the closet again in the 21st century!

The author has something to say: It can be regarded as a dream, dreaming back to modern times XD

Zhao Yundi's sideshow seems to be very popular, and I want to write about it, but I want to write about modern AU, either through time travel, or moving the event to the modern age, like the detective Sherlock, what do you think?