Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 868: Barbecue outside Nantianmen
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"...Is he threatening me?" The Jade Emperor was furious, blowing his beard and staring, "What contribution did Li Xiaobai have to the Three Realms, and he dared to ask me for the status of the Four Imperials, but I saw that he clearly wanted to Rebellion, I really thought that I had won Jiuyi Xingjun and Twenty-eight Su, I was afraid that he would not succeed, and wanted me to analyze the magic of immortality for him. Bah, he thinks beautiful. Taibaijinxing, if you go down to earth, give it to me After doing such a bunch of **** things, are you a courtier of heaven or a courtier of Li Xiaobai?"
"The minister is naturally loyal to His Majesty, but Li Xiaobai has already achieved the general trend. The Buddha has already sent several Bodhisattvas to live in the Jingtan Temple. If His Majesty does not make up his mind, the minister is worried that it will be difficult to end."
Taipei Jinxing looked at the room for anger, and swallowed Chenxiang's involvement in the constitutional monarchy. He sighed secretly, and finally understood why Li Xiaobai said he couldn't persuade the Jade Emperor.
He and the Jade Emperor have different positions. When it comes to power struggles, the Jade Emperor will not compromise unless it is a last resort.
"I have practiced since I was a child and have gone through 1,750 eons of hardship before I can enjoy this great Dao. Li Xiaobai, how strong is he, and how dare he compete with me." All the ministers, skipped Li Jing, who lowered his head, and finally landed on Wen Zhong, "Puhua Tianzun, would you like to kill the traitor Li Xiaobai on my behalf?"
"Chen..." Wen Zhong frowned, stood out from the ministers, hesitated for a moment, and said, "Your Majesty, what Taibaijinxing said, Erlang Zhenjun, Santan Haihui Great God, Jiuyixingjun, Twenty-Eight Houses have Li Xiaobai's collection Come down, the Western Buddha also sent all the bodhisattvas to join the Jingtan Temple, and the ministers may not be able to win.”
"I immediately ordered to recall the immortals and gods." The Jade Emperor said, "I don't believe that the majesty of the heavenly court for tens of thousands of years is no match for Li Xiaobai's intimidation in just a few days..."
The voice didn't fall.
Tiannu rushed in from outside the palace: "Your Majesty, I have something important to do..."
The Jade Emperor angrily scolded: "What is the etiquette of panic?"
Tian Nu knelt down with a thud: "Your Majesty, it's not a slave or a pedigree. It's really that Li Xiaobai who is rebellious, envoy Feng Lin outside Nantianmen, and curses His Majesty with his words..."
The expressions of Tai Jinxing and Li Jing changed suddenly.
Li Jing was shocked and asked, "She... what did she say?"
Tian Nu timidly lay on the ground: "I dare not say it."
"Speak." Jade Emperor slapped the table and said angrily, "I forgive you."
Tiannu trembled: "He...she said that if the Jade Emperor wanted to harm us, the facial features would be reversed and the hair would fall out..."
Tai Jinxing's eyes were dark, and he almost fainted.
A sin!
How good is it to let Li Xiaobai toss in the mortal world, it will take at least several decades to analyze the magic of immortality, so what is he doing to provoke this **** of plague to the sky?
Curse the Jade Emperor outside Nantianmen, only Li Xiaobai can do it...
The Queen Mother was stunned for a moment, remembering a series of unfortunate times that had never happened to her for thousands of years, her face changed suddenly, and she murmured: "Words follow the law, it must be the words follow the law..."
"Presumptuous and lawless." The Jade Emperor's beard was shaking, and he didn't notice the Queen Mother's abnormality. He patted the table again and again, "Taibaijinxing, this is Li Xiaobai you let me tolerate. I have already expressed my goodwill. But what about him? He has to go so far as to curse me outside Nantianmen. Tell me, does he still take me seriously? This is a provocation to me, and my heaven cannot tolerate such a traitor. Universal Heavenly Venerate , Four Heavenly Kings, Li Jing, and you, Taibaijinxing, hurry to Nantianmen, kill Li Xiaobai at all costs, I don't even want to see him..."
"Your Majesty!" The Queen Mother thought of the curse she suffered and wanted to intercede for Brother Li Xiaobai, but she hadn't waited for him to speak.
A golden light suddenly flashed from outside the hall.
Next.
A strong fragrance filled the entire Lingxiao Hall.
The Jade Emperor's voice stopped abruptly.
Boom!
Heavenly soldiers with poor concentration swallowed quietly.
The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment, and for a moment, his face was as black as ink: "Li Xiaobai bullied me that there is no one in heaven, what are you still doing? Go out, all go out, while Sun Wukong and others are not around, surround and kill Li Xiaobai..."
This time.
Even Taibaijinxing can't say anything to plead for Li Xiaobai, they have gone too far.
It's all in the face.
I can't stand him to be the Jade Emperor!
So.
Under the terrifying gaze of the Jade Emperor, the generals in Lingxiao Hall walked out in a swarm. The last time such a big battle was when Sun Wukong was in heaven.
But at that time, the house collapsed and there were shouts of killing...
This time, the nose is full of aroma, and occasionally there is a little sound, but also the sound of swallowing saliva.
The two battles against Li Xiaobai in Heavenly Court had long since spread, but their personal experience still made them feel a little weird.
"Everyone, if you fight with Li Xiaobai, remember not to use long-range spells..." The gods gathered outside Lingxiao Hall, Taibaijinxing glanced in the direction of Nantianmen, lowered his voice and warned, "Yang Jian and Zhantan The meritorious Buddha has become cross-eyed."
Leader Wen Zhong paused for a while. He was in charge of the Thunder Department. Everyone in the Thunder Department was the best at Thunder and Lightning. How could Thunder and Lightning attack meleely?
"It's not easy to fight at close range." Li Jing sighed, "Jiu Yao Xingjun and Twenty-eight Su, were stewed by Mu Yebing at close range."
"You can't fight at a distance, and you can't fight at close range. What did we do in the past?" Wang Lingguan stopped and said angrily, "Do you want to deliver food?"
"If it weren't for the fact that they were so difficult to deal with, Li would have taken them down long ago." Li Jing snorted dissatisfiedly, "And that madman's words follow the law, what kind of trick will the ghost know?"
Wen Zhong's footsteps became slower.
Cross-eyes or cooking?
It's hard to choose!
"For today's plan, don't be afraid of cross-eyed and curses, and I'm afraid that it will cause harm to Li Xiaobai's brothers and sisters." Tai Jinxing hesitated for a moment, and said, "I think their physical bodies and mana are almost the same as ordinary people. "
"Jin Xing, Jiuyi Xingjun attacked Zhancha time and time again, not even a single hair on the body of the ordinary person in your mouth." Li Jing sneered, "The three brothers and sisters are very insidious, the so-called I am afraid that the mana is deliberately showing the enemy to be weak."
"After all this talk, are you still going to fight?" Wen Zhong said with a dark face.
"It's all up to Tianzun." Li Jing and Tai Jinxing shrank at the same time.
"I..." Wen Zhong choked, his face flushed red, he glanced back, and the generals of the Lei Bu who followed behind him were all submissive, and their morale was extremely low.
"Tianzun, the three of Li Xiaobai are so difficult to deal with, I am afraid that only the nail-headed Seven Arrows Book of Daoist Lu Ya can hurt them!" Yao Tianjun sighed.
"Not to mention that I don't know the birth dates of Li Xiaobai and others. Even if I knew it again, how could Saint Lu Ya act for Heavenly Court?" Dong Tianjun shook his head.
The two heavenly monarchs said a nonsense, but Wen Zhong was inspired, he turned his head and saw Lu Yue, the great emperor of Wenhuang Haotian behind the crowd: "Emperor, we are all helpless against Li Xiaobai, for today's sake I am afraid that only the emperor's plague technique can hurt Li Xiaobai's brothers and sisters..."
Half talk.
Wen Zhong's head suddenly turned to Nantianmen forcibly.
It's not just him.
There are also all the soldiers and generals who are on duty outside. Although they are standing upright, their heads are involuntarily turned to the side.
There are also cranes flying in the sky and golden dragons coiled around pillars.
All the creatures who can see the Nantianmen, no one is spared...
Turn your head and don't even think about moving your neck.
Witnessing this scene, Lu Yue's complexion changed greatly: "Tianzun, I think Taibaijinxing is right, we should deal with Li Xiaobai with a gentle strategy, other than that, there is no other way..."
"..." The gods.
Taipei Jinxing was so relieved that his tears almost fell, and finally someone understood his difficulties.
Wen Zhong was silent for a moment, wanting to look back at Lingxiao Palace, but he couldn't turn his neck and sighed helplessly: "First go to Nantianmen to meet Li Xiaobai, and then make a decision, if Li Xiaobai is really arrogant and domineering, old man I had no choice but to fight to save face and kill this Liao for Heavenly Court. After all, I am a servant of Heavenly Court, so how can I let Li Xiaobai suppress it alone. All the Heavenly Monarchs of the Thunder Department, each with a mine weapon, listen to my orders at any time..."
"Yes." The celestial monarchs of the Lei Department responded weakly. They were trapped by the list of conferred gods and had to enter the heavenly court as officials.
Meeting a **** like Li Xiaobai, who turned into cross-eyed from a distance, and was made into a dish in the near future, the ghost was willing to really contribute.
……
Don't turn your head left or right.
The immortals flew straight towards the Nantianmen.
Outside Nantianmen.
A group of guards watched intently at a girl in her teens flipping kebabs on a shelf, their throats rolling.
Deng Zhongxinhuan, the two Heavenly Monarchs slumped on the ground, disheveled and flushed, as if they had suffered a great deal of damage. They stared blankly at Mu Yebing flipping the meat skewers without moving.
The rumored Li Xiaobai smiled and comforted them slowly...
As for Fairy Feng Lin, who is in control of her words, her mouth is not idle. Her voice is much louder than Li Xiaobai, but the content sounds less comfortable: "...it hurts the three of us. Those who suffer from diarrhoea will suffer from constant diarrhea, their intestines will pierce and their stomachs will rot and they will die; after the gods of the heavenly court join our Jingtan Temple, they will become proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry; all the attacks we suffer will be returned to the attackers ten thousand times; those who hate us the most will Automatically hung outside Nantianmen, bitten by mortal dogs ten times a day..."
"Li Tianwang, are her words and expressions always so playful?" Every time he heard a sentence, Wen Zhong's heart trembled and he couldn't help asking.
"It has always been outrageous and absurd." Li Jing smiled bitterly, "And I don't know which sentence will come true, but if you listen carefully, you will find that most of her words are for protection, and she has never deliberately targeted others. Unless you're their enemy. It's a headache to be their enemy, I have to say."
How about a headache?
It's like a dog bites a hedgehog and has nowhere to go!
Taibaijinxing slandered.
Wen Zhong was silent.
Lei Bu's celestial monarchs also made up their minds in an instant, whoever likes to shoot who will shoot, anyway, they won't shoot, ghosts know what kind of words will follow?
It's amazing to learn from Jiuyi Xingjun and Twenty-eight Su, voted for Jingtan Temple, and let the Jade Emperor have a headache.
……
The skill of speaking.
The gods approached the South Gate.
And then.
Everyone is silent.
You can see clearly when you get close, Li Xiaobai is not trying to comfort Deng Zhongxinhuan at all.
He stood behind Mu Yebing, and the magic weapon on his wrist projected an image in the void.
Some images of gods eating in a loop on the video.
The screen changes quickly.
But every scene is red-faced and accompanied by strange sounds.
The faces making those sounds are all too familiar.
When they arrived, the screen just switched to Taibaijinxing.
The Taibaijinxing staring at a bearded star tore it apart and moved forward, floating in the air, his hands up and down, and the enchanting dish on his head and face...
"Jin Xing, you..." All the immortals and gods in the heaven were stunned. If they hadn't turned their heads, Tai Jinxing would have been shot into a sieve by their eyes.
This is the case, Taibaijinxing is still blushing, covering his face, his lips are trembling: "Shuzi, Shuzi, shy old man..."
In such a harsh environment as Jingtan Temple, it doesn't matter how you eat, everyone is the same anyway.
In addition, since Makino Bing classified the medicinal effects of meals, Taijinxing can choose any effect that makes him comfortable to eat and experience the joy of food.
But Li Xiaobai publicized everything he had in Jingtan Temple in the pure land of heaven, which is tantamount to public execution.
Taipei Jinxing's shame is about to explode, and he can't wait to catch Li Xiaobai and smash his body into thousands of pieces, so that he can cut his hatred!
If I had known this, what kind of heaven did he return to!
Isn't it bad to stay at Jingtan Temple?
Out of sight, out of mind, even if Li Xiaobai uses his images to make trouble in heaven, at least he doesn't know!
But it has to be said.
Taibaijinxing is known for his wit, and he immediately thought of a countermeasure.
Generalize the dishes of the God of Cookery. Everyone in the courtyard is used to his dishes. Then he is a drop of water in the sea, and no one will care about him!
As for the Jade Emperor?
Constitutional monarchy, think about it, it's actually pretty good!
……
"Old Xing'er, I've been waiting for you!" Li Mu's eyes fell on Taibaixing through Muyebing. When Muyebing was cooking, he would always choose a suitable position. Not only can you see him cooking, but you can also see the overall situation. He raised his hand and clasped his fist upwards, "He De He Neng Li, many immortal families came to greet him, I am ashamed of Xiaobai."
Shameless!
All the immortals took a sip in their hearts. How big of a heart does this guy have to be able to act so realistically by pretending to be crazy and selling stupid.
"Old Xing'er, I was waiting for you in a hurry, so I asked the priest brother to cook some dishes outside Nantianmen to feed my stomach. Shouldn't it be urgent?" Li Mu asked Tai Jinxing with a smile.
"Don't be tight, don't be tight." Taibaijinxing, who made up his mind, stepped forward, grabbed in front of Wen Zhong, and made the decision for him, "The Jade Emperor is the most generous, and doesn't care about trivial matters. .”
All the immortals looked at Taibaijinxing's back and fell into silence again. Is this because they were stimulated, or did they follow the law!
Sure enough ~IndoMTL.com~ Immortals who are close to Li Xiaobai will become abnormal.
"That's good." Li Mu smiled, "Everyone is an immortal family, it's better to come early than a coincidence, my junior brother's barbecue is just at the end, after the immortal family has eaten, we will go to see the Jade Emperor together. Lao Xing has been in for so long, and he must have already negotiated with the Jade Emperor to confer the official position of my brothers and sisters."
A reward for your head!
I can't wait to burn you to ashes!
Taibaijinxing twitched the corners of his eyes and bowed to Li Xiaobai to the ground, but because he wanted to pay attention to Muyebing's cooking, his neck involuntarily raised his neck, so that his movements looked very strange, but fortunately he was quick When he noticed something wrong with his body, he straightened up immediately and said with a blushing face: "Real Li, I am too ashamed to be able to persuade the Jade Emperor. To be honest, the immortal officials behind me were ordered by the Jade Emperor. Come here to kill your brothers and sisters!"
The Taijinxing, who went out, put everyone on fire with just one sentence.
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