Dream Fulfiller of the Myriad Worlds Chapter 1001: 1 stone stirs 0 waves
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"Mrs. Bones, please come and see me."
"Mrs. White Bone, please show up and see. The disciples of Wuzhuangguan have important business discussions..."
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"Senior brother, stop shouting, I've checked, there's no one in this mountain."
"Nobody?"
"Before, I found a cave, and there was yin qi in it that never dissipated. I think it was the Lady White Bone named by Lingshan Buddha."
"Scared away?"
"It may also have been destroyed. I found a lot of mottled dog hair and feces in the mountains. The Lingshan Shadow Buddha should have passed here and stayed for a while."
"You mean, the white bone spirit was eaten by the dog spirit? What's the point? Lingshan Buddha named him to find the white bone lady. We can't go back without success! I don't want to be turned into a dog, and neither do I. I'm just wondering, why did Lingshan Buddha name a goblin?"
"Senior brother, let's catch up with the Lingshan Shadow Buddha! One Lingshan Buddha and the other Lingshan Shadow Buddha, I always feel that the two of them are connected and have great plans, and the white bone spirit may not necessarily die."
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Magu Mountain.
Ma Gu looked at the invitation card in her hand over and over, with a sullen expression on her face: "Daoist Qinghui, what does Daxian Zhenyuan mean? Shame on me!"
If the person who sent the invitation was not a disciple of Daxian Zhenyuan, she would have beaten the person who came.
"It has nothing to do with Master." Elder Qinghui Road blushed, "Magu, you can see clearly. The blind date meeting was held by Lingshan Buddha, but it was borrowed from the dojo of Wuzhuangguan. Go, help with the cutscene."
"Who is Lingshan Buddha?" Ma Gu sneered, "Have Western Buddhas changed their minds to matchmakers instead of preaching scriptures? It's up to the Tathagata to live up to the emperor, but Jin Chanzi didn't take the scriptures honestly, so he wants to practice Huanxi Zen? Yuan~yang is tempting, and really shameless. Daoist Qinghui, we are Taoist people, we focus on pure hearts and few desires, and we don’t have the mind to play blind date games with monks. Daoist brother find someone else! I won’t go.”
"Ma-gu, it's fine to go through the process without a blind date." Daoist Qinghui said bitterly, "To be honest, I don't want to come here either, it's true that this evildoer has arisen in heaven and earth, even my master. But he can't! Not only Magu, but also Baihua Fairy, Zigu, and the fairies of Heaven, all of them have been sent invitations..."
"What?" Ma Gu was stunned, and keenly turned her gaze to the only unfamiliar name in the invitation, "Lingshan Buddha?"
"Exactly. Lingshan Buddha Li Xiaobai, I don't know where it came from. Although he claims to be a Buddha, he doesn't have any magical powers in Buddhism. Instead, he has practiced a strange spell that can change people in the blink of an eye. Being a dog, not only disturbed Lingshan's study of scriptures, but also disturbed my view of Wuzhuang.
To tell the truth from Ma-gu, several of my brothers have suffered. It is said that Lingji Bodhisattva, Mu Zha, the second son of King Tota, and Venerable Kasyapa of Lingshan were also turned into dogs by him. If I don't invite Magu, I'm afraid I won't be able to escape this. Daoist Qinghui said with a sense of disappointment, "I know that asking Ma Gu on a blind date is difficult, but Li Xiaobai is lawless, and I am afraid that he will anger Ma Gu..."
"Changing a dog?" Ma Gu looked stunned, as if she had heard a big joke, "What kind of transformation technique can even be used by the same lord? Tell me about this Li Xiaobai. What's going on, he did these things, isn't he afraid of the anger of the public, and the heavenly court to provoke troops to fight?"
"Forget it, Ma Gu wants to hear it, so let me tell you about Li Xiaobai..." Dao Qinghui let out a long sigh, and told Ma about the stories he knew and Li Xiaobai's self-exaggeration. aunt.
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Yaochi.
The Queen Mother of the West threw the invitation card to the ground: "What catastrophe, what kind of dog, don't use this kind of thing to deceive me, read it on the face of the ancestor of the earth immortal, I don't care about you, leave quickly... …”
"Niangniang, don't worry, listen to my explanation." The Wuzhuangguan disciple said with a humble look on his face, with a wry smile, "It's nothing important, how dare I come to disturb the niangniang's practice. It's really desperate, the ginseng fruit tree of Wuzhuangguan. Being pushed down by the Buddha of Lingshan, my master was forced to go to Lingshan for help. The Buddha of Lingshan took the opportunity to seize power and forced our brothers to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan. If they did not comply, they would turn our brothers into dogs. , several brothers and sisters have already been killed, and this time I went to heaven because I wanted the empress to call the shots for us."
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Moon.
Taiyin Xingjun looked at the invitation card and said disdainfully: "Has Marshal Tianpeng gone crazy again? Even Daxian Zhenyuan is also playing around with him. He is really matched by him. Isn't the Three Realms going to mess up the Gangchang. Wait a minute. I sing the Jade Emperor, and I have to punish him again, let's go, let's go, I should not know about it."
"Xingjun, Lingshan Buddha is very powerful." Wuzhuang Guantianming said, "He has forced all the Buddhist scriptures to get a blind date, what else is there to dare. My master retreated three times, even The dojo has been lent to him. If Xingjun shirks, please go down to the world in person and ask Lingshan Buddha to explain..."
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Daughter Country.
"The world is safe and complete, and I will live up to the Tathagata." The king of the daughter country softly read Tang Sanzang's declaration of love, his heart was touched, and his eyes gradually brightened, "Shang Xian, can I know about the blind date conference? Who is going to attend?"
"Fairy Chang'e from the Moon Palace, princesses from the Eastern countries, fairies from the heavenly court, and princesses from the Dragon Palace will all participate." The Wuzhuangguan disciple who came to deliver the letter said proudly.
"Is it such a grand occasion?" The king of the daughter country murmured, inexplicably a little inferior, "All the people participating in the meeting are immortals. Although I am the leader of a country, I am a mortal. After I go, I am afraid that I will only serve as a foil. , don't go!"
"Lingshan Buddha named him to let his majesty go down." The disciples of Wuzhuangguan also felt that this blind date meeting was absurd, but because of Li Xiaobai's lewdness, he forced himself to calm down, "Your majesty, let's take a trip. Maybe you will be able to meet an immortal, and from then on, you will ascend to the sky in one step, and you will live happily ever after, which is better than being the king of this country."
"Shangxian, what does the saint monk of the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty look like?" The king of the daughter country hesitated for a moment, then kissed shyly.
"Beautiful without a wife." The Wuzhuangguan disciple thought for a while and said.
"As expected, the person who can write such a verse must be both beautiful and talented." The king of the daughter country was overjoyed, but then he made a mistake, "Shangxian, I am a mortal, this It's a long way to go to Wuzhuangguan, and when we arrive, I'm afraid..."
"No problem. Lingshan Buddha has already considered it properly." The disciple of Wuzhuangguan took out the rocket boots removed from the painting boat from their backpacks, "These are the magic rocket boots, your Majesty wears them, you can travel thousands of times a day. Here, you don’t need today to arrive at Wuzhuang Temple.”
"Thousands of miles per day?" The king of the daughter country looked at the rocket boots and muttered in his heart, "Shangxian, is this blind date meeting really organized by the Buddha?"
A goddess made a special trip to Daughter's Country and was in a hurry to invite her to go on a blind date. She even prepared the magic weapon. She always felt that something was not right. Don't lie to her!
"It has nothing to do with Buddha, it's Lingshan Buddha. He became Dao with love, and his grand wish is that all lovers in the world will eventually be married." Wuzhuangguan disciple said, "Your Majesty, don't worry too much, if I have selfish intentions, I will use magic You have kidnapped, why bother here. It's not too late, I'll teach you how to control the rocket boots first, you can practice by yourself. I also have to go to the Pipa Cave of the Poison Enemy Mountain to find a female fairy..."
"Women?" The Queen was taken aback, and asked, "Is the fairy also a candidate for a blind date?"
"Yes." The Taoist priest of Wuzhuangguan said embarrassedly, "Your Majesty, at this blind date meeting, Lingshan Buddha invited all the gods and monsters in the Three Realms with names and surnames. Make preparations early and take an empty trip in the province, there are probably not a few monsters who want to capture Tang Seng Zhenyang, and then there will be a battle between dragons and tigers."
"..." The queen was stunned for a long time, and asked, "Shangxian, please go to find that goblin. I ordered the royal chef to set up a banquet, and you can tell me about the specific matters of this so-called blind date meeting, I have many I don't quite understand the matter, what is ginseng fruit, and why does the true yang of Jin Chanzi make people become immortals?"
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Pingdingshan.
Li Hailong took the Huang Fengling dog group, and first went to fool the godmother of the golden horn king and the silver horn king into his own, and then brought the godmother to fool the two boys.
With a group of dogs, Li Hailong's mouth is full of lotus flowers. He wants to tie the two boys of Laojun to his warship on the grounds that the shadow Buddha of Lingshan is the secret son of heaven and helps Laojun to fight against the forces of Buddhism secretly.
While flickering, Li Hailong was shocked when he heard Wuzhuangguan's disciples asking for advice. He thought that Daxian Zhenyuan had recovered and came to him to settle the bill. Two words deceived Zijin Gourd into his own hands and planned to overshadow Wuzhuang. Watch the disciples.
Unexpectedly, the invitation card for the Li Xiaobai blind date meeting was waiting for him.
Looking at the gilded invitation card, Li Hailong was stunned at the time, with a black line on his head, he couldn't help shouting: "If you're the one?"
"What if you're the one?" The King of the Golden Horn also saw the content of the invitation, "The blind date conference, with Jin Chanzi Zhenyang's gimmick, Shadow Buddha, Lingshan Buddha is such a big hand, does he want to completely break with the Tathagata? "
"Could it be that he is also a chess piece played by Dao Zubu?" asked the King of Silver Horns.
"Yes." Li Hailong nodded perfunctorily, his heart was surging, and he wanted to fly back immediately and have a big fight with Li Xiaobai.
He gathered the monsters on the westbound road, and just started, Li Xiaobai had already raised the banner and held a blind date meeting in the Three Realms.
Compared to it, it was his side that was making little troubles, and it was unremarkable. He thought that after letting himself go, he would finally be able to win against Li Xiaobai in doing things.
Li Xiaobai held a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan, which invisibly destroyed his plan.
And he took away the white bone spirit, which didn't cause any difficulty to Li Xiaobai.
"As expected of the boss!" Li Hailong grumbled, and after thinking for a moment, he cut off the idea of doing things with Li Xiaobai. When he went to the blind date meeting, Li Xiaobai had to turn him into a dog. After all, his physique So special.
"What?" asked the King of the Golden Horn.
"It's nothing!" Li Hailong smiled and instructed the narrator, "Go find the white bone spirit, let her get dressed up, and go to Wuzhuangguan to attend the blind date meeting!"
"Should we go?" King Silver Horn asked, "Shadow Buddha, this blind date meeting looks very interesting."
"No." Li Hailong glanced at him, "The blind date conference will stir up the three worlds, and it will definitely attract everyone's attention. The venue may be chaotic. We just took this opportunity to contact the group of monsters as soon as possible, and take the opportunity to kill them. Heavenly Court, stir up some trouble and make some names."
"Shadow Buddha, didn't Daozu mean to suppress Buddhism? Why did he want to kill Heaven?" The King of the Golden Horn asked strangely.
"East hits the west." Li Hailong smiled mysteriously, "The original intention of Daozu was to suppress Buddhism, but the way of heaven is destined to flourish in Buddhism, and Daoist can't do it too obviously. Going to the heaven to make trouble can just confuse the public and let the Buddha. I can't tell who was secretly shooting, and then we turn around and go straight to Lingshan to give the Buddha a slap in the face..."
"I don't quite understand." King Silver Horn scratched his head and said, "What does this have to do with the sound?"
"This is Laojun's arrangement with its own deep meaning." Li Hailong glanced at the two simple boys who had lost the ability to think, and said mysteriously, "Perhaps, Daozu wants to use this to beat the Jade Emperor. Well, after all, Lao Jun is the real number one person in the world."
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The King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn looked at each other in awe.
"The Shadow Buddha is right, Lao Jun is the number one person in the world." King Jinjiao said, "In recent years, the Jade Emperor has indeed despised Lao Jun a lot, and it is time to beat him. Late, we will set off here to contact the monsters on the westbound road, while the Three Realms are attracted by the blind date conference, turning him upside down."
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"Your Majesty, a Lingshan Buddha appeared out of nowhere in the mortal world. He borrowed the dojo of Zhenyuan Daxian to hold a blind date meeting for Jin Chanzi. All invitations were sent to Yaochi. I miss my fairy in Yaochi. Going down to the world for a blind date..." After dismissing the disciples of Wuzhuangguan, the Queen Mother of the West went directly to the Jade Emperor and complained, "Please, Your Majesty, investigate this matter thoroughly. It involves Lingshan, Wuzhuangguan, and even the Heavenly Court. I'm afraid there may be some conspiracy."
"The Queen Mother of the West said slowly, what kind of blind date meeting?" The Jade Emperor was taken aback and asked in surprise.
"This is the invitation." The Queen Mother of the West handed the invitation to the Lux, who respectfully handed the invitation to the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor has just opened it, so I haven't looked at it.
"Taiyin Xingjun asks to see you." Another voice came.
The Jade Emperor frowned: "Xuan."
A moment.
Taiyin Xingjun came in a hurry: "Your Majesty, something big has happened in the mortal world. The Buddhist scripture collection group was held hostage by an unknown Lingshan Buddha. What kind of blind date meeting is going to be held in Wuzhuangguan, the Taoist temple of Daxian Zhenyuan, invitation card Sent to Guanghan Palace. I don't know what to do, so I came here to report to Your Majesty."
In the main hall.
Taipei Jinxing, Li Shan's old mother and others looked at each other with different expressions. They were discussing about Li Xiaobai and analyzing the impact, pros and cons of his rise on Heaven and the West.
As a result, I just talked about the fourth wall, and I haven't figured out whether the so-called fourth wall is true or not.
Li Xiaobai has made trouble again, and the speed of causing trouble is comparable to that of Sun Monkey at the beginning.
"I already know about this, Queen Mother of the West, Xingjun Taiyin, you came just in time, find a seat first, we are discussing this so-called Lingshan Buddha."
The Jade Emperor looked around at the people in the hall, feeling a headache.
I didn't expect that Li Xiaobai would do such a big thing in a short time.
How long has it been~IndoMTL.com~ Without his consent, he stretched out his hand to the heaven. If the fourth wall is real, then he is an extraterrestrial demon. He didn't let him go at all. In the eyes!
The Queen Mother of the West and the Moon Star King are seated.
The Jade Emperor looked down at the invitation card in his hand, and after scanning ten lines with one glance, he couldn't help twitching a few times at the corner of his mouth, and threw the invitation card to Mother Li Shan, saying, "Mother Li Shan, your disciple from the next generation is indeed foolish enough. Yes, let everyone circulate it and discuss a suitable countermeasure. Li Xiaobai and Buddhism are just tossing and turning, but now he has caused trouble in the heavenly court and does not cure his sins, the Lord of the heavenly court is afraid that he will lose face."
Take advantage of Li Shan's mother watching the invitation.
The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, then said to the Li Shi beside him: "Go and announce Li Jing and the great **** of Santan Haihui..."
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