I Am Not Really Related Chapter 26: gai liuzi, smoke Chinese child
It's still the old way, first hit a stick, and then give a sweet date.
Workplace PUA honestly doesn't deceive me. Hyuga and Tokugawa were immediately fooled.
It is obvious that the benefits are all from Qianshou Zhenyang, but they feel that following such a boss... seems not bad.
A typical person was sold, and they also helped people with money.
When Zhen Yang successfully became the leader of this small circle, a row of fonts was immediately refreshed on the Wanjie Monument, which had been silent for a long time.
[In 13 years of Konoha, he became the boss of Konoha's strongest juvenile bad gang, and he was rewarded with a box of Huazi. ]
【Huazi】
Item introduction: The spiritual pillar of gai Liuko.
Comments: Smoking is harmful to health, but gai Liuzi is not afraid.
EMMMMMMMMM...
Zhenyang hummed for a long time, and then silently spit out a word in his heart!
How did Xiao Ye become a gai liu? !
His golden fingers are not only useless, but also hilarious!
Zhen Yang, who had countless flaws and vomited out of nowhere, finally chose to ignore it.
"Let's go, you should go home early as well."
"Okay, boss."
"Sister, walk slowly!"
Zhenyang almost stumbled, and when he looked back, he found that it was Taka Inuzuka, who seemed to have forgotten the fact that he was beaten by Tsunade before, with a dog-legged look on his face.
Even Sesshomaru at his feet was forced to open for business, sticking out his **** pleasing expression.
This dog has become a sperm!
The Inuzuka family is indeed a professional dog breeder.
Tsunade was extremely happy, and seemed to be extremely satisfied with the title of eldest sister.
Doesn't this confirm the fact of the juvenile bad gang?
What a sin!
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On the way home, Zhenyang suddenly asked, "Danzo, do you usually smoke?"
Danzo was stunned for a moment, then seemed to think of a certain guy, and then said with a respectful look of contempt: "As a ninja, you don't need that kind of thing to numb yourself, and when you perform a mission, it smells very good. Easy to spot by the enemy...Barabara..."
Zhenyang just asked casually, but he didn't expect Danzo to be so obsessed, as if he was very disgusted by things like smoking.
But in fact, Danzo was just taking advantage of the topic and secretly cut eye drops on Sarutobi.
Zhen Yang doesn't know about this, he just wanted to find a 'guinea pig' to test the effect of [Hua Zi].
So he interrupted Danzo's chatter and said casually: "That's fine, I thought it was a good thing, I want to share it with you, I'll give it to Tobirama when I go back. ."
While talking, Zhen Yang took out a box of 【Hua Zi】, looking disappointed.
Danzo didn't go into the practice of Zhenyang Guan Hokage calling his name directly. He analyzed several key information points from Zhenyang's words almost instantly.
Good stuff, share it, Tobirama-sama!
Danzo suddenly felt that his throat was a little dry, "Tobirama-sama...smoking?"
"Ah, you don't know? Are you not his disciple?"
Zhen Yang started digging a hole in surprise...
Danzo almost went dark, what did he just say!
Originally, he just wanted to use Mayang's mouth to reduce Hiizaki's favorability in front of Tobirama-sama, and then take the opportunity to fight for the position.
In the end, I didn't expect that even Tobirama-sama also 'scolded' in!
Then Danzo inevitably started to think a lot. Tobirama-sama is so eccentric about Niizan, is it because the two of them have common hobbies?
No wonder Tobirama-sama never reprimanded Nikki Zan for something like this...
But he's never seen Tobirama-sama smoking?
This...
Danzo was a little confused for a while. He felt that there was something strange about this, but there was no need for a child on the other side to lie to him. It was still about this kind of thing.
And it was the first time he had seen such a beautiful package. Could it be a special offering from Hokage?
Thinking of this, holding Danzo who would rather believe it or not, he immediately squeezed out an ugly smile and said, "I suddenly thought about it, and my comment just now seemed a little too biased. "
"Oh?"
Zhenyang glanced at him with a half-smile, and Tsunade's expression next to him was even more strange.
Danzo bit the bullet and said seriously: "As the saying goes, if you haven't tried it, you have no right to speak. If I can, I want to try it myself and then make an evaluation."
Zhenyang stared at him for a few more seconds before finally nodding, "Okay, trust you once."
Then he secretly took out a [Hua Zi] and handed it to him. In an instant, his lips seemed to be out of control, and he said, "Brother, come here."
Danzo also seemed to be stunned, took [Hanako] and put it under his nose first, and took a deep sniff.
"It smells good!"
He is now beginning to believe that Torimar-sama is also an old smoker.
He took out the fire box that was necessary for traveling at night, lit a cigarette and took a puff...
That look is an intoxication!
Watching Danzo start puffing up the clouds like no one else, Zhen Yang was a little confused.
That's it?
He immediately asked tentatively, "How do you feel?"
"Hoo~~~comfortable!"
"Brother is right, this thing is indeed a good thing!"
What...what?
Brother?
Zhenyang first looked down at his small arms and short legs, and then raised his head to look at Danzo, who was 1.7 meters tall. His mind was a little confused.
How can you make people stupid with just one [Hua Zi]?
I dare to call you bro~IndoMTL.com~ You really dare to call me bro!
Zhen Yang, who seemed to have a little bit of a trick, hurriedly started to try again.
"Then what, brother, can I ask you to do something?"
"Begging? Brother, if you say another word of begging, we'll end our friendship today!" Danzo looked at Zhenyang angrily, as if he had eaten a brain pill, as if he was ready to act.
Zhenyang was taken aback by surprise, and quickly said: "Yes, yes, it's my brother who said it wrong. What, brother, can I spend it with some money?"
Danzo seemed to be stunned for a moment, and Zhenyang immediately became nervous.
No way, the wonderful rewards given by Wanjie Tablet don't tell you the purpose and usage at all, there is only an introduction and evaluation. If you want to know the function of this thing, you can only find a way to try it yourself.
Danzo is honored to be a guinea pig this time.
Just when Zhen Yang thought the attempt failed, Danzang took out his wallet and shoved it into his hand without saying a word, and said unhappily: "What did you say! A little money? That's it, just use it! If you want to borrow it or not, mention another word for borrowing, be careful I'm in a hurry with you!"
"Fine, don't mention it."
Squeezing the wallet in his hand, Zhen Yang's face suddenly became very exciting.
Good guy, as expected of [Hua Zi]!
Really Nima Cow Batch!
Zhenyang was a little excited. Although this thing is a little weird, it's not useless!
The only pity is that it is a little less. There are only 20 sticks in a box, and Danzang even smoked one...
Zhenyang, who was crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, unloading the mill and killing the donkey, was looking at Danzo in a slightly wrong way.
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