Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 21: :The Turtle School Qigong was taught by Mr. Wu Tian, and the Yuanqi Bomb was taught by the Lord Jiewang…
"Hey, so, why do you want to come to me at this delicate time? When I was just about to have lunch, what exactly did I want to do here?" Jiang Cheng looked at the three masters in front of him with contempt. people group.
But at this time, the three did not speak, but stared at the food on the table in Jiang Cheng's house.
"Hey, stop drooling!" Jiang Cheng was completely defeated, "Forget it, let's eat together when you're hungry."
After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the three of them instantly ran to the table and started to gobble.
"Okay... good 呲Aru." Kagura said while eating.
"Hey! Swallow the food in your mouth before talking!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting.
Hearing this, Kagura swallowed the food in his mouth instantly.
"Chew it well! Luffy eats like this!"
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"Tell me, what are you doing here? It's not just for the sake of eating. If that's the case, I'll really despise you, Yinshi." After the meal, Jiang Cheng watched as he kept burping. the three said.
"Actually, I was looking for pets. A big man's pet was lost, so he entrusted the Master House. I came here to see if there were any clues. This is the photo." Xin Ba Hao sat up and said, and said, Handed a photo to Jiang Cheng.
"This, I seem to have seen this somewhere..." Jiang Cheng murmured, looking at some familiar creatures in the photo.
"Really?!" Shinpachi said in surprise, then looked at Gintoki and Kagura, "It seems that coming here is the right choice, Gin-sang, Kagura-chan!"
"I'll think about it again," said Jiang Cheng, closing his eyes and thinking hard, "That's right!"
Hearing the sound, the three of them looked over in anticipation.
"This is the devil Puwu! I'll just say why it feels familiar, although it still doesn't feel very similar, then Babidi is the one who entrusted you." Press on the ground for a long time.
"Majin Puwu, you are so tall! Although that prince hata does look a bit like that! It's the octopus in the photo! Are you stunned by Dragon Ball?" Yin Shi said while kicking.
"Turtoise Qigong... Turtle Qigong..." Kagura shouted and kicked.
"No, I just think it's a bit similar. If it's the Dragon Ball Complete Works, I can lend it to you, but I really don't have an impression of this kind of octopus. You know, I hate sashimi and other foods the most." Jiang Cheng got up and wiped his nosebleed.
"Speaking of which, I seem to remember that Jiang Chengsang likes to eat Chinese food." Xin Bazhu said.
The Kagura on the side of "Maren Puwu ~ Turtle School Qigong Aru~" should be still immersed in the topic of Maren Puwu mentioned by Jiang Cheng just now.
"No, Kagura-chan, Majin Puwu can't be eliminated with Turtle Qigong, only Kakarot's vitality bullet can destroy it." Shin Baha couldn't help reminding him.
"Then, Yuan Qi Dan Aru~" Although Kagura changed his lines, his posture was still in the posture of Turtle School Qigong.
"Posture, posture, posture is wrong, since you called out the name of Yuanqidan, you should assume the posture of Yuanqidan. You are still using the posture of Turtle School Qigong, look at it, let's do this..." Jiang Cheng said and stood up, and just as he was about to raise his hands, he was kicked over again by Yinshi. Xin Ba Haw and Kagura on the side were also kicked down one after another.
"Enough is enough for you! We're here to find Octopus Bess! We're not here to find Teacher Wu Tian to learn Turtle School Qigong and Vitality Bomb!" Yin Shi shouted.
"No, Yin Shi, you remembered it wrongly, the vitality bomb was taught by Lord Jiewang." Jiang Cheng got up, stretched out a finger, shook his head and said.
"Soda soda," Kagura and Shinbaha said while holding hands and nodding.
"Go ahead! Find out what you're doing now!" Gintoki said, kicking the three people down again.
"What I don't know is how are you! Come to Yoshihara to find a fart octopus! Is this a place where minors like the two of them come?! Go to the Japanese food store or seafood market to find it, you This soul is weak!" Jiang Cheng got up and retorted.
"Soda soda." Kagura and Shinbaha once again hugged their hands and nodded.
"Is this the reaction again?!"
"Okay, just as I'm going out to buy a new fpsgame, I'll send you out along the way." Jiang Cheng said, pushing and pulling the three of them out of the room.
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"Hey, why do you feel that the uncle of Yoshihara's gatekeeper looks familiar!" After walking out of Yoshihara, Ginshi couldn't help saying to Jiang Cheng.
"What nonsense, he's just an ordinary uncle, who was recruited not long ago." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said, "The resume says that I used to be an extra before, and acted in several plays of the same type. , and then I wanted to find a place to be a security guard when I didn't want to do it."
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"I want to eat octopus **** Aru!" Kagura raised his hand and shouted.
Then, Jiang Cheng unconsciously walked to the store that sold octopus **** and ordered two octopus balls. And Kagura walked forward happily upon seeing this, leaning beside Jiang Cheng, looking forward to watching the master who made octopus **** skillfully make balls.
"Hey, Gin-sang, don't you feel a little subtle? Those two?" Shin Baha looked at the backs of Jiang Cheng and Kagura, and then said to Gin Shi who was beside him.
But by the time Shin Baha came over, Gintoki would have already surrounded him...
"Do you want to eat too?!" Shinba spit out.
"I don't have your share." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but said to Ginshi who was beside him, and at the same time handed two copies of octopus **** to Shinpachi and Kagura.
"Isn't Jiang Cheng-sang going to eat it?" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but ask after taking the ball.
"Well, I hate food with a fishy smell, including the fishy smell of the sea." Jiang Cheng nodded and said.
"Jiang Chengsang is indeed different from Yinsang, like a mature adult, like a reliable uncle." Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but praise. But just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha found that half of the **** in his hand had been secretly eaten by Yin Shi, "Hey! When will you be as mature as Jiang Cheng Sang!"
"Sa, see you later, I'm going to buy a new fpsgame, don't you guys still have jobs?" Jiang Cheng smiled and said as he looked at the trio of masters who started fighting for octopus balls.
"Almost forgot, uncle, have you ever seen an octopus like this?" Shin Baha said and handed the photo to the master who made the octopus balls.
"Although I have seen many octopuses, this face is very raw." The master who made octopus **** took the photo and looked at it and said, "Hey, Saburo, do you recognize this octopus?" Making octopus **** The master handed the photo to the apprentice beside him.
However, at this time, Jiang Cheng had already walked away with an umbrella. Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Kagura was thoughtful.
"What's wrong, Kagura-chan?" Shinpachi asked curiously.
"He, he has a familiar smell Aru." Kagura said.
"The smell? What smell?"
"It smells like Aru on Mommy's body," Kagura replied.
"Huh? You don't think Jiang Chengsang is your uncle, do you? Didn't he deny it himself?" Xin Ba Hao couldn't help but reply.
"Let's go, you two, you have found the clue." Yin Shi said aloud at this time.
Shin Bachi and Kagura come back to their senses...
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"So, the three of you, come to me at night, just in time for me to have dinner, what are you going to do? How is the job? Has Bass found it?" Jiang Cheng still looked contemptuous looking at the headed silver time.
"Bess it...finished..."
"Soda... it's finished..." After listening, Jiang Cheng nodded.
"It's Nani who finished the job? Has Bass ever showed his face? It seems to be finished before he shows his face, right? So the job is finished? It just failed, failed, right? And then want to come to eat? You really Enough!" Jiang Cheng was completely convinced.
But at this time, I don't know which of the three people's stomach growled.
Jiang Cheng smiled helplessly, "One last time, eat it."
Immediately, the three of them cheered, and immediately ran to the dining table in Jiang Cheng's house to devour.
After dinner, Jiang Cheng looked at the three people who were burping again and shook his head helplessly. Then Jiang Cheng took out a photo and threw it on Yin Shi's face.
"I'll take care of you and entrust you with a job."
"What job? Assassination? Or?" Yinshi picked up the photo and took a closer look~IndoMTL.com~ What is such a small child trying to make us do? "
"A kid who comes to Yoshiwara basically every day, seems to be a kid born to a geisha during the reign of the Night King, but for various reasons, he was sent out by the sun wheel, and now he mistakenly believes that the sun wheel is his mother , I think about seeing the sun wheel every day." Jiang Cheng explained aloud.
"Are you going to do something with such a young child?! Are you still a person?!" Yin Shi said while grabbing Jiang Cheng's collar, "But if the remuneration is enough, it can still be negotiated." Yin Shi said Saying that, he stretched out five fingers.
Jiang Cheng threw away Yinshi's hand and kicked Yinshi away with one foot, "What are you thinking? Sunlun wants to adopt him, but according to some investigations, this child may have gone down the wrong path, and the job for you is Just take this child on the right path and bring it here."
"We are not a problem child correction center!" Gintoki got up and said.
"Then, I can only do it myself. Hey, I can only spend the money myself." Jiang Cheng said, not knowing how to find a thick envelope from there.
"The House of All Things is there! Please be sure to entrust us to do it! It is our duty to save a child who has gone astray!" Yin Shi's attitude changed instantly.
"Hey, the attitude has changed too fast, I don't even want to complain!" Xin Baha said and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Why don't you want to adopt him as your own child? That day Dr. Wheel?"
"It seems that the sun wheel protected the child and sent it out. In the past, if a geisha in Yoshihara gave birth to a child, both the mother and the child would be executed. In general, this should be the case." Jiang Cheng said. He drove the three of them out, "I'll do the work, I'll pay you after the work is done. Go back quickly!"