Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 33: :The victory or defeat of life is that no one starts!

"Then, after the advertisement, we enter the second game!" After the host finished speaking, it was finally halftime.

"It's not good, it seems that the white penguin is not very easy to deal with..." Jiang Cheng pondered, then looked at Kagura, "Kagura, if it really doesn't work..." Jiang Cheng made a comparison. The action of wiping the neck.

"What scary things did you say with a refreshing look on your face! Enough!" Shin Baha finally couldn't help it, "I can only trust Sadahalu, I just overheard the second scene and physical strength. It's relevant. We're in a better position, after all, Elizabeth doesn't look like she's physically fit."

"Don't worry! We can definitely win Aru!" Kagura said vaguely while digging into his mouth.

"Hey, where did you get that lunch box!" Shinbaha asked with narrowed eyes.

"Behind the studio." Kagura replied vaguely.

"The game hasn't ended yet, what is the action of taking the initiative to eat the lunch box! It's not lucky, it's not lucky! Throw it away!" Shin Baha said and started to grab the box lunch in Kagura's hand, "Even if you want to Eat it, it should be for the silver mulberry that fell to the ground over there!"

"Yinshi, I will avenge you!" Jiang Cheng said while wiping his tears, "What Elizabeth, what DT, leave it all to me!" With that, Jiang Cheng put the wild flowers that he picked on the ground into a place. On the body of Gintoki who was lying on the ground rolling his eyes.

Then Jiang Cheng got up and walked away, leaving the time to other family members.

"Sa, go say goodbye to the body, I believe that Sadahalu and I will definitely avenge the Silver Times." Jiang Cheng picked a small yellow flower from the ground and handed it to Xin Ba Ha.

"What revenge? Didn't you and Sadaharu do it all?! You are a natural S!" Xin Baha spit out, "Also, it was just rolling his eyes and fainting! He's not dead yet! "

"Silver sauce~!" Kagura cried while lying on Yin Shi's body, as touching as possible, the scene was comparable to a certain C actress on a talent show, and Jiang Cheng instantly gave full marks.

"Don't be too sad for the family members, they will all pass." Jiang Cheng patted Kagura's shoulder with a look of sadness on his face, "We will always remember him!"

After speaking, Kagura turned around and threw himself into Jiang Cheng's arms. The two of them were about to bury their heads and cry when they were kicked from behind by Xin Baha.

"You two have no end in the end!" Xin Ba Hao was completely helpless, "The game is about to start, okay?"

"Then, let's take revenge for Yinshi in the game!" Jiang Cheng got up and said, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes that can only be seen with a 100,000-fold magnifying glass, showing a look of determination.

"Yeah!" Kagura had the same determination.

"Sadaharu, for Yinshi! For my game! Let's work together!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Wang~!"

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"Let's go to the second duel," the host shouted while standing in the middle of the two teams, and at the same time took out a bone from his arms, "The chicken bone I threw out was the first to be picked up, it is The winner. The owner can induce the pet, mentioning that, if you win this round, you will get 30,000 points! Please do your best to challenge!"

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng and Gui turned their heads at the same time to express their dissatisfaction.

"Hey, host! What about the first match just now?!" Gui said angrily.

"Well, the first round is the warm-up match, and the second round is the main match!" The host stretched out a finger and said, "Then, the two teams were tied in the first round. What are you dissatisfied with?"

"Of course! The lines full of tension! The figures with full expressions! And the emotion Elizabeth shows! That's not as good as that... Wow!" Gui said again, taking out the picture Elizabeth had just drawn, but he didn't finish his sentence. , was kicked over again by Jiang Cheng from behind.

"I have an objection!" Jiang Cheng said immediately, "Can you not use chicken bones! It is very dangerous for dogs to swallow chicken bones by mistake! It is difficult to digest and easy to get stuck in the throat!"

"Huh? It makes sense for you to say that. There are not a few cases of dogs dying by accidentally swallowing chicken bones, so..." The host was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before he finished speaking.

"Well, I'll apply to use Sadahalu's molar stick instead!" Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when Kagura had already helped Gintoki who was lying down.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng came behind Gintoki in an instant, ready to wave his umbrella at the same time as Kagura.

"One! Two!" Jiang Cheng finished shouting, and in an instant, Yinshi... took off.

The direction is... the direction is where Song Zaomu and his sea lion pet DT are located.

Jiang Cheng and Kagura gave an instant high-five after hearing the sound of [bang].

"This time, I've already killed one! Well done, Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng extended a thumb to Kagura as he spoke.

"Coach!" Kagura instantly fell to the ground and knelt down to tears.

Shin Ba Haw stopped thinking when he looked at Gin, who was dead and alive in the distance.

"What about... the finals?" The host also stopped thinking.

"This is the final! Sa, Sadaharu, a cover~!" After Jiang Cheng shouted, Sadaharu immediately started to run, running fast in the direction of Yinshi.

At the same time, Gui also reacted, "Elizabeth, hurry up! Hayaku!"

After speaking, Elizabeth also rushed out.

"That... that, I haven't said that the game starts..." the host said weakly.

"Is there anyone calling the game of life to start?!" Jiang Cheng severely criticized, "From birth, the outcome of life has already begun!"

"Coach...!" The host knelt on the ground with tears streaming down her face.

"Hey! Enough is enough!" Xin Ba Ha finally couldn't help shouting loudly.

"Then, now we see that Dingchun sauce and Elizabeth sauce run towards the molar stick just thrown at the same time." The host explained while wiping away tears,

"Hey, although Elizabeth Sauce seems to be in a disadvantageous position, she is even at the same speed as Dingchun Sauce!" But just after speaking, the host saw Elizabeth's exposed leg hair, "Ah, is it an illusion? For a moment, why did I seem to see the uncle's leg hair, hello, I saw it again, uncle..."

But at this time, Gui had already put the sword on the host's neck, "Don't make trouble, Elizabeth has been working hard for this day! Do you know how hard it is?! Don't say uncle and so on. It's over!"

"Ah, private Marseille." The host replied weakly, and at the same time began to explain the game again.

"It looks like Dingchun-chan is faster, only fifty meters left! Hey? What's going on? Why did the molar stick stand up? Why did it run in the other direction? Hello?"

"Actually, it's because of the computer chip." Jiang Cheng said nonsense again, and then shouted loudly in the direction of Yin Shi, "What are you running for! Just let Sadharu bring you back! The game is won!"

"What a joke! I don't even have a few lines in this stupid dog's tossing today! Give it a little more play, and I'll really get the lunch!" Yin Shi shouted and ran, "I don't want to finish! I It's the protagonist! It can't be finished!"

"What nonsense are you talking about!" Jiang Cheng said and rushed out, as did Kagura. At the same time, Gui also rushed out, leaving only the confused host.

"That... what's the situation now..." the host asked weakly.

Xin Baji: "..."

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"What a joke! If you don't win the championship, you won't get the Half-Life limited edition! Stop me!" Jiang Cheng shouted while chasing.

"Luxury prizes are not as important to my life as Yinsang! Yabidie~ I don't want them all! Whoever loves to be the champion should go for it~" Yin Shi shouted as he ran, "I will give you a soul fight. Lo's! Forgive me!"

"Who wants that kind of thing! Stop me! Yin Shi!" Jiang Cheng found that Yin Shi was running really fast, and he couldn't catch up no matter how hard he chased him.

"Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng stopped and looked at Kagura beside him, and Kagura stopped knowingly.

The two raised their umbrellas at the same time...

"Boom!" Today is another nuclear day.

Ginshi was bombed into the sky.

"Come on! Sadaharu!" ×2

However, Jiang Cheng and Kagura had just finished shouting, and after Ginshi landed, they ran away without looking back.

"Again! Kagura-chan!" Jiang Cheng shouted ~IndoMTL.com~ that, now it seems that they are no longer visible, and the show time is almost up...that...the outcome... "The host said hesitantly while looking at Xin Ba Haw.

Seeing this, Xin Ba Ha couldn't bear it any longer, and shouted in Jiang Cheng's direction: "There is no Half-Life limited edition at all! It's all a lie to you! There's no such thing!"

When Jiang Cheng heard this in the distance, his face instantly turned black, and he didn't know where the strength came from. He rushed behind Yin Shi in an instant, knocking him over.

Then came the big melee, two pets plus four humans (Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, Katsura, Kagura) melee...

Finally, it was not until dusk that the melee came to an end. When Jiang Cheng dragged the dying silver, Kagura rode Sadahalu back to the competition venue at the same time. Gui and Elizabeth, who had passed out, both ignored them.

"Hey! The host, it's time to announce the results!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the host.

"Yes, yes...but the show time has passed...the staff have already left work...the prizes have also been taken away by the staff..." the host replied tremblingly.

"You...say...what?!!"

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In the night, Jiang Cheng returned to Yoshihara in despair and returned to his room.

However, when Jiang Cheng sat down in front of the computer in the room, he found that there was a limited edition of Half-Life that he was thinking about sitting next to the computer.

"Humph! It's just a game!" Yueyong said standing behind Jiang Cheng.

"Yueyue~" Jiang Cheng was moved to tears, tears streaming down his face, he turned around and wanted to hug Yueyong, but Yueyong threw Kuwu in the middle of the forehead, and instantly fell to the ground and hit gg...