Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 36: :The uninvited guys at the class reunion are the most annoying! (Ferocious high…
"That, it should be Takaji, not TakajinGo." Jiang Cheng suddenly raised his head and said seriously.
Takasugi: "..."
Silver time: "..."
"It's still the same as before, a guy who doesn't listen to people at all." At this time, Takasugi still tried his best to maintain his character, and said with a smirk.
"Also, are the beasts real? When did you go to the Hokage crew, Gao Zai? Did you get such a dangerous thing in your stomach? Is it nine tails?" Jiang Cheng said and walked over In front of Takasugi, he squatted down at the same time, looked left and right at Takasugi's belly, "Is it okay for Naruto? Are you already a human Zhuri now? Does the seal really matter? I have been secretly learning for a long time. The basic twelve seals of the ninja, I have learned all the ninjutsus that appeared in Naruto, and I am very familiar with the ghoul seal of Yongtaimei and the seal of the four elephants..."
Takasugi seemed to be finally unable to bear it, the blue veins on his forehead couldn't help jumping, and he lifted his foot and knocked Jiang Cheng down.
"It seems that the nine tails really don't matter, it doesn't affect Takasugi-kun's character at all, don't worry, Jiang Cheng." Yinshi added.
"It looks like it is, hahaha," Jiang Cheng got up and walked aside to take Takasugi's shoulders, "Then, Gintoki, hurry up and stop that old man, what is the romance of a man like? Now, I'm going to have two drinks with Gao Zai to catch up with the old days..." With that, Jiang Cheng dragged Gao Shan away.
"Hey!" Yin Shi was about to say something, but at this time Jiang Cheng and Takasugi were already farther and farther away, and Jiang Cheng's laughter could be heard from time to time, "Really, I know all the troubles. Leave it to me." Although Gintoki said so, he still rushed towards the stage.
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On the other hand, the Shinsengumi, who are fighting the robot army, are really in trouble.
Although these iron robots move slowly and rigidly, they are still very difficult to deal with. After all, the members of the True Selection team are armed with knives, which are very useful against the mortal body, but not so good against these large iron blocks. used.
No, Kondo's sword has been cut off because of the iron block...
"That's not it! My famous sword Little Tiger Iron is..." Kondo, who had only half of the blade left, wailed in disbelief, "No way! Fourteen, my Little Tiger Iron... it's not!..."
"Aren't you arguing! Is this the time to talk about this?!" Fourteen on the side replied.
"However, this loan hasn't been repaid... isn't it?!"
"No matter how you cut it, it will come out endlessly..." Fourteen muttered.
But at this moment, a row of robots not far from the fourteenth was destroyed, as if they were attacked from behind.
"What's the matter?!"×2
As soon as Shizune and Kondo finished talking, they saw two creatures with inexplicable aura coming out from behind the destroyed robot...
Kagura: "The one who made trouble at the festival..."
Zongwu: "Which stinky boy is he..."
"Oh, that's the monster [Sai Naoko], an ancient monster that punishes the barbarians who disrupt the festival!" Kondo explained to the camera.
"No, I don't think so," Fourteen said.
Then came Kagura and Sogou's performance. Facing the two people who were burning with inexplicable arrogance, the two robots were dismantled one by one...
Kondo, who saw this scene, was ecstatic, "The spirit of the festival has come! Victory must be ours!"
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On the stage where only the old man Yuanwai and the robot Saburo were left, the old man Yuanwai raised Saburo's left arm and aimed it at the watchtower, "The next thing is live ammunition, so aim well... Saburo."
"As ordered."
However, [Comply] Just finished speaking, an unexpected person has rushed onto the stage.
"Please stop!" Xin Baha shouted, "Sir General has already escaped!"
"Souga? My eyesight has deteriorated, and I can't see at all." The old man Yuanwai said and began to adjust Saburo's left arm, "It doesn't matter, then this time I will smash the guy called the true selection group..."
"Mr. Hiraga!" Shin Baha stopped again, but before he could finish, another voice sounded...
"Hey, your show really made a lot of noise," Gintoki had already come to the stage at this time, and stood in front of Saburo, "Are you playing a hero show? Then let me pass the hero too. Addiction."
"You are not qualified, get out of the way." The old man Yuanwai replied.
"A person wrote the script by himself, there's no reason to even take the role of an actor..." Yinshi continued, "It's not popular to talk about revenge anymore. You're like this, Saburo will cry."
"Which Saburo are you talking about?"
"Which one will do!" Yin Shi continued to persuade, "No one would expect this kind of ending, don't you understand it yourself?"
"I understand, but... I really can't stand the pain... My son suffered such a vicious hand, and I am the only old man to survive..." After speaking, the old man Yuanwai remembered the life he once had with his son, "I can only... I can only keep looking at those painful memories. I am... tired. It doesn't really matter whether I can take the general's head or not. I also know very well that nothing I do to the dead will help... I, I just I want to choose the way to die that conforms to my beliefs..."
"...So, if you get out of the way and stop me, even you and I will not be polite!"
"Then, I can't get out of the way," Gintoki said, glancing in a certain direction, "Your enemy is neither the general nor the Shinsengumi, but us, no, me One person... We who didn't protect them! We who didn't protect the promise! We who sent them to the guillotine! Open your eyes and see clearly, your enemy is right in front of you!"
"Yin-sang, you..." Shinpachi murmured.
"It's enough for me to bear any sin alone! But I won't die! Even though I'm full of sin, I still have something I want to protect! I'm also very angry when I say that. Ah! Whether it is black beasts or white pets, I understand it all!"
"Boy, you... and that guy..." The old man Yuanwai murmured, but in the end, the old man Yuanwai lowered his head and said nothing, nor gave Saburo any further instructions.
But at this time, Saburo put down his raised left arm, "Old...Dad, playing with robots...you...like...it seems...covered in mud...jumping and jumping... Same..."
"Sanlang...you..." The old man Yuanwai looked at Saburo next to him as if he saw the former [Sanlang], "What are you doing, everyone is like this, what should I do! I How can I live...!" After speaking, the old man Yuanwai choked up.
"Who knows, but longevity alone is amazing." Yin Shi still looked in a certain direction, "They, the guys who are more painful than you, are still..."
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Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng's house.
"Gao Zai, looks thinner, eat more and eat more... Hahaha." Jiang Cheng continued to serve Gao Shan with vegetables, "I haven't grown taller for so many years, is it because I haven't eaten well? You can't, you won't grow taller if you only drink something like Yakult."
There were only two people in the room at this time, and no one else bothered.
"Hey, let's get down to business, I need people or money." Takasugi stood up, walked to the window, leaned against the window, and said, "I know, those guys who were finally saved by you. , you have done for them all these years..."
Gao Shan was interrupted by Jiang Cheng before she finished speaking, "I don't care about money or anything, but they can't do it, Gao Zai, it doesn't matter what you want to do, I won't deny your life, but their The position will never be given to you."
"It's exactly the same as before," Takasugi continued with a smile. "What do I want to do? I just want to destroy everything until the day the beast's moaning stops."
"Is your head still stuck in the summer of the second year of junior high school? It's endless since the second year of middle school, right? Destruction? We can't destroy anything, we have no enemies at all in our eyes, if there is, It's just us." Jiang Cheng's tone was always casual, and he started to loosen the bandaged wound on his hand. But shockingly, the wound has healed...
"It's a really convenient body. Multiple injuries will heal on their own in a short period of time. As expected of that night rabbit." Takasugi, who saw this scene, sarcastically said.
"It's just old friends meeting and drinking and chatting. Why is the atmosphere so awkward..." Gui's voice sounded, and at the same time, Gui jumped in from the window.
"A wig? Hey, why didn't the security uncle stop you outside?" Jiang Cheng wondered.
"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui said as he sat down at the dining table~IndoMTL.com~ The guy who wasn't invited to the class reunion came talking to himself, really... With that said, Gui picked up the chopsticks and started eating on his own. "
"Hey, the one who wasn't invited is you!" Jiang Cheng roared, "What kind of trouble do you want to make by pretending to be a master!"
"Hmph, it's really a class reunion, I can see, the undead of those lost comrades are now crowding this room, hahahaha" After that, Takasugi sneered again.
"Hmph, do you think I'm Yinshi? Do you want to scare me with ghost stories?" Jiang Cheng sneered and moved his position towards Gui calmly.
Seeing this scene, Takasugi didn't reveal it, and said again: "I'll take half of that Fengxian's treasure house, that's all." After that, Takasugi walked to the door, opened it, and walked out.
"The remaining half, I... wow!" Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng was swept away,
"While dying!"
"You...you're the one most like a teacher, with a good personality or something else, even though you say you're not a samurai...so, what Takasugi wants to destroy the most is..." Gui also wanted to continue. He continued, but was interrupted by Jiang Cheng.
"Isn't it an old class reunion..." Jiang Cheng said, filling the three wine glasses in front of him and shouting out the window, "Silver time! The wine is ready, you should come out too. Well..."
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"Sarah, cheers!"
Jiang Cheng shouted, Yin Shi, Gui and Jiang Cheng touched a cup and drank it all.
"Pfft!" × 2
"Chinese liquor?!"×2
"Hahahaha..."
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