Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 60: :The No. 1 high school detective in the world is…that’s right, it’s me, Kudo…

"Idol team [Anti-Samurai] Captain GOEMON's love affair was revealed, and his late-night date is a newcomer idol Teramon Tong..."

Qingtai held the newspaper and read it to Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng could hear Qingtai's voice even when he put on earplugs. In the end, he couldn't take it anymore, so he took off the earplugs and snatched the newspaper, tearing it to pieces.

"Why?! Why does this kind of rest day bother me?!" Jiang Cheng was a little mad.

"It's not like Brother Jiang Cheng, you're too homey. Mom said at least let you know about current affairs. Also, you think I like to read news to you. If my mom says I don't read it, she won't give me pocket money this month. , without pocket money, you can't buy ice-sugar haws..."

"Stop, stop, stop," Jiang Cheng quickly stopped Haruta's tirade and put his hand into his pocket, but he always felt something was wrong, "Where is my...my wallet?!!!"

"Sister Yueyong had already taken your wallet while you were sleeping, so just listen to it and help me..." Ching Tai continued.

"Don't worry!" Jiang Cheng hummed, stood up and walked to the door to look around, then closed his door, walked to the window, and performed the same operation. Finally sat down and made a silent gesture to Qingta.

Then, he made a behavior that Qingtai despised for a long time after this: Jiang Cheng took off his shoes, took out thick insoles from the shoes, and then took out a pile of Unknown smell of banknotes.

"Take it, I have long expected all kinds of accidents, take it and buy it, don't bother me again." Jiang Cheng had already handed a stack of money to Qingta.

Qingtai held her nose with one hand and took the money with the other. Although she hated it, it was money anyway. What could money do? Money can buy candied haws! What can candied haws do? Bring happiness to yourself! All, these stinky banknotes are equal to the happiness of children! Well, there's nothing wrong, Qingta just comforted herself and walked out of Jiang Cheng's door.

"Hey, the world is finally clean." Jiang Cheng nodded with satisfaction, while sitting in front of the computer, he took out the game CD he had just bought hidden under the tatami.

However, just when Jiang Cheng was about to put the CD into the game console, the phone rang. Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen of his mobile phone, which displayed the Master Room. So Jiang Guo hung up the phone decisively.

But I didn't expect that, just after putting the CD in, the phone rang again. Jiang Cheng glanced at it and found that it was still the Master's House, so he hung up the phone again.

Just as the screen started to load the game screen, the phone rang again. Jiang Cheng glanced at it and found that it was still the Master Room. Looking at the gamepad and the phone in front of him, after thinking for 0.01 seconds After that, Jiang Guo decided to turn off the phone and pick up the gamepad. The game is still important, um, it's really fragrant.

Just when Jiang Cheng just entered the game and picked up his favorite ak47, Jiang Cheng's door was blasted. This refers to the door in reality, not the door in the game.

"Hey! Are you eating **** if you don't answer the phone three times?!" Yin Shi's roar sounded.

"Are you a housewife who complains about her husband who doesn't come home from get off work and doesn't answer the phone?" Jiang Cheng said without looking back.

"That...Jiang Chengsang..." A girl's voice sounded somewhat familiar.

"Hey, have you finally turned into a pimp when you are short of money? Silver time." Jiang Cheng said casually, "But I don't have a penny right now, so go find Yueyong."

"Who's the pimp! Turn me around to see clearly! You're a weak soul!" Yin Shi walked to Jiang Cheng's side and knocked Jiang Cheng down.

Jiang Cheng fell to the ground only to find that there was a tightly wrapped girl standing beside the **** of the Master House. "Who is this mummy? You dug up Cleopatra?"

"Atong-chan! This is Atong-chan!" Xin Bazhu reminded in the clothes of the Simentong Guards.

At the same time, Simentong also tore off his disguise.

"Atong sauce?" Jiang Cheng wondered, but in the end he finally remembered, "Oh, this is not the idol that Xin Ba Hao likes, sorry, I am blind to women of average stature."

"Hey, your habit is weird!" Shinba spit out.

…

"So, what are you doing here?" Jiang Cheng asked while sitting at the table, looking at the Master House trio and Atong Jiang.

But before Ah Tong Jiang spoke, Xin Ba Ha had already handed a note to Jiang Cheng.

"What's this?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the content on the paper curiously, "[Break up with that man, or I'll kill you - Strawberry Seed.] Xin Ba Ha, this kind of lack of wisdom and taste. You wrote the threatening letter?"

"How is that possible!"

"Actually..." As soon as Atong Jiang wanted to explain, Jiang Cheng held out a hand to stop him.

"Goodbye..." Jiang Cheng had already sent the four out of the room.

"Goodbye!" Yin Shi kicked the door again and shouted, "At least you should listen to what people have to say!"

"I'm not a police station! If you call the police, please call 110. Why don't you go to the police to find me when you receive a threatening letter?!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Several such letters have been sent to the office. I was very afraid and went to my father to discuss it. He said that the two of you will definitely be able to help me..." At this moment, Atong Jiang finally gathered up the courage to speak. .

"Oh, that uncle, how is it, is he okay?" Jiang Cheng finally remembered the uncle who escaped from prison to watch his daughter's concert.

"Well, after I told him about it, he made a lot of noise about the escape..."

"That's it," Jiang Cheng nodded, then looked at Yin Shi, "Yin Shi, I'll leave this to you!"

"Please! You can help me too!" Yin Shi said, dragging Jiang Cheng out of the door, "Didn't you like playing detective games the most? This time I'll let you have a good time. Enough!"

"That was how long ago!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Now I only like FPSGAME!"

"Who cares about you!" Yin Shi replied, "We must find a solution before that uncle does something stupid!"

"Jiang Chengsang, please!" Xin Baha said aside.

However, Jiang Cheng saw a trace of loss in Xin Ba Ha's eyes.

…

The crowd sat down again.

"How many of your fans are suspected of doing such a thing?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"I think it may be someone who is traveling with me. Ever since I started receiving that kind of threatening letter, a lot of weird things have happened around me, such as my room being turned over in a mess, and I feel a strange line of sight behind me in the dressing room. Or when shooting indoors, the overhead light suddenly falls off and smashes in front of him... Ordinary fans can't do it at all." Atong Jiang analyzed.

After listening, the three men present fell into deep thought.

At this moment, Kagura spoke, "Wouldn't it be okay to break up, Aru?"

Everyone looked over, Kagura was eating the snacks on Jiang Cheng's table, and at the same time said: "Can't break up solve everything satisfactorily?"

"I don't want it!" Atong Jiang replied, "I don't even want to think about it, he is the only person in the entertainment industry who treats me kindly."

"Cut, men are always gentle when they lie to women, little girl!" Kagura said beside Atong-chan.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng also nodded in agreement.

But at this moment, Shinpachi stopped Kagura, who wanted to continue talking, and said, "If you can't lock the prisoner, then you can only protect yourself! I, Shimura Shinpachi, will protect him even if he sacrifices his life. Tong sauce!"

Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud, and Yinshi was the second.

"Then please! Shinpachi-kun!" With that said, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi sent Shinpachi and Atong-chan out the door.

"Hey—?!!"

…

"It's really annoying to play detective games with you on such a rest day." Jiang Cheng complained.

"You look the most motivated, don't you! What's up with that outfit?! Is it Conan or Kudo Shinichi?!" Shinbaha whispered.

"I'm not talented, it's the talented high school detective, Kudo..." Before Jiang Cheng could finish, he was interrupted by Yinshi.

"High school student?" Yin Shi sneered and continued, "No, your head is at the level of the second grade at most."

"What did you say?!"

Seeing that the two were about to pinch again, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly stopped, "Keep your voice down! Let's see if it's okay over there!"

This is, everyone finally looked at Atongjiang and the rumored boyfriend not far away~IndoMTL.com~ At this time, everyone was in a corner of the cafe, following Atongjiang, this is also Atong Sauce agrees.

"Hey, what is that rumored boyfriend? What's it called?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.

"It's GOEMON Aru, the leader of the idol team [Anti-Samurai]," Kagura replied.

"I know very well, are you a fan of his?" Yinshi interjected.

"I'm not interested in that kind~ A man still needs to have a taste."

"It's so troublesome. The meaning of this name is completely unknown. If I can't say it, it's called [GANGMEN]. It's easy to understand and very recognizable." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"It's very easy to understand, but it's too easy to understand! Then there are idols who will use the Hanyu Pinyin of [anus] as their stage name!" Xinba roared.

"Hey? It's really amazing, Xin Ba Ha, I didn't expect you to be able to tell it's Chinese Pinyin." Jiang Cheng praised.

"Of course! After all, this work is also aimed at Chinese readers. I have done a lot of preparatory work in advance." Xin Baha looked proud.

"Look, they've spoken! They've spoken!" Jiang Cheng said, pointing to Jarmen Sang and Atongjiang not far away.

…

"Atong sauce, I think it's a good **** to meet less recently." The jar door said after taking a sip of coffee.

"Why? Tank door, I don't want to!" Atong Jiang became anxious when she heard it.

"I don't want to be separated from you, Gouzalu, but now, I think it's not good to rashly stimulate the fans, Gouzalu, fans are precious and terrible, and I know Gouzalu better than you. , let's be patient for a while now."

After listening, Atong Jiang showed a small look of grievance...