Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 64: :It may not be water, but also memory! (…
"Huh? Amnesia?" Jiang Cheng looked at the Master House trio with strange eyes, "Hey, what is this? Is it the latest scam or is it that you drink too much silver and don't wake up from a hangover?"
"Really, really! Yin-sang really lost her memory! Jiang Cheng-sang!" Xin Baha said anxiously.
"Looks like he crashed the car Aru when he was going to buy a jump." Kagura added, "It's not surprising that the boss is not young enough to see that the jump is okay..."
"I've seen enough of this kind of plot in those vulgar TV dramas. Is the author an idiot? Writing such a thousand-year-old plot," Jiang Cheng sighed and walked to the left in front of Yin Shi, who was wearing a hospital gown. Look to the right, "Yeah, it's the same as the real thing, even the distance between the eyes and the eyebrows is close..."
"Now is not the time to talk about this, Jiang Chengsang, think of a way!" Xin Baha said eagerly, and even forgot to vomit, "Aren't you friends you have known since childhood? ?"
"Hahahaha..." At this moment, Gui's laughter suddenly sounded from behind everyone, "Yinshi, I didn't expect you to have such a day!"
"Hey, what are you hiding behind your back?" Jiang Cheng stared at Gui with a speechless expression, "Don't hide it, it's a women's dress, right? I can see the exposed corner, I thought how did you sneak into Yoshihara? Yes, it turns out that it is always women's clothing! That's why the strange white penguin can't get in!"
"It's not women's clothing, it's disguise!" Gui retorted, "Also, it's not the strange white penguin, it's Elizabeth!"
At this time, Elizabeth was standing at the entrance of Yoshihara with a wig and lipstick. That's right, the security guard didn't let it in...
"Gui Sang, that's great, even Gui Sang is here. In this case, maybe Yin Sang can really restore his memory. After all, Gui Sang is also a former friend of Yin Shi..."
As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, he saw Jiang Cheng whispering something in Yin Shi's ear, so Xin Baji leaned over and listened.
"Ginshi, you are actually the Night King of this underground city, Yoshihara! The ultimate creature known as Shiroyasha! The former Night King who once defeated Joseph Joestar and this city: Feng Xian! Don't! It doesn't matter! These must be firmly remembered!"
Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when a kunai was already stuck on Jiang Cheng's head.
"Hey! Don't add any weird settings to others! What is the ultimate creature called Shiroyasha! What Joseph Joestar! Those are all settings in other works!" He complained and looked at Yueyong who walked in, "Miss Yueyong..."
"Ah, Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng said as he stood up and pulled out the kunai from the back of his head.
"Xin Baji-jun is right!" Gui said aside, "Don't add any strange memories to others!"
Said, Gui walked to Yin Shi, "Silver Shi! Quickly remember, you used to be my little brother and I call him around every day."
"Hey! You're doing the same thing! Tampering with other people's memories, etc.!" Xin Ba Ha roared again, "I just thought you were different from Jiang Cheng Sang!"
"Actually, you just want him to restore his memory?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "I usually see so many episodes like this, how come I can't remember them all?"
"You mean..." Xin Baha pondered.
"Isn't this often seen on TV?" Jiang Cheng said, and he was already behind Yin Shi, "the first time I hit my head, I lost my memory, the second time..."
"You... what are you doing?" Yin Shi felt a chill and couldn't help asking.
"It doesn't hurt, it will be over soon." Jiang Cheng had already smashed his fist into Yin Shi's head.
In an instant, Gintoki flew out.
"Hey! What are you doing!" Xin Baha said bitterly.
"Isn't it like this on TV?" Jiang Cheng questioned, "After the first impact, the memory will be lost, and the second time will be able to restore the memory..."
"So it's just a TV!" Saying that, Shin Baha and Kagura hurried to Gintoki. "The doctor said, "Human memory is like a tree branch. One branch will be affected by the other branches. "
After finishing speaking, Shin Baha helped Ginshi, who fell to the ground, "How is it? Do you remember anything?"
"It hurts..." Yin Shi rubbed his forehead and slowly sat up, "I seem to remember a little... and I don't seem to remember..."
"Look, it works!" Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his arms.
"Really, Aru? Where is it?" Kagura said, and began to smack the silver on the forehead, "Where did you react when you were hit just now? Is it here? Is it here?..."
"This is the right way," Gui said while kicking Yinshi's ass.
Seeing the two of them getting more and more energetic, Xin Bazhu hurriedly stopped her, but at this moment, Yueyong made her move, and when she raised her hand, it was a kunai, which happened to be stuck in Yinshi and was just beaten by Jiang Cheng. The place.
"That place is right." Yue Yong reminded.
"Don't mark it this way!" Shinba groaned, pulling Kagura and Katsura up at the same time, and pulling out the Kunai from the back of Gintoki's head.
"Let me come, you are all too dangerous..." Xin Baha said with a sigh.
"You..." Yin Shi looked at Xin Ba Hao and was suddenly moved for some reason. Although this child did not know him, he was protecting himself. Perhaps...
Just when Gintoki was just a little touched, Shin Baha took out a hammer with 10t written on it and smashed it at the back of Gintoki's head.
"Looking back on it! You are a natural curly silver hair! The soul who doesn't pay wages! Loses all the money to the rotten way of the little steel ball..."
Xin Bazhu shouted while thumping.
"Hey! You are the most ruthless one!" Jiang Cheng quickly grabbed Xin Ba Hao.
"How is it? Do you remember anything?" Shinbaha asked out of breath.
"I don't know if I think about it, I just know that after being smashed by you for a while, he may really never remember it again..." Jiang Cheng replied, looking at Yinshi whose head had sunk into the floor.
"Gin-chan! How is it? Do you remember Aru?!" Kagura dug Gintoki out of the floor and asked.
I saw Yin Shi's eyes were even more dull: "Who are you...?"
Jiang Cheng: "..."
New Baji: "..."
Kagura: "..."
Yueyong: "..."
"What a joke!" Gui shouted while dragging Yin Shi, "Hey! Open your eyes! Me! Your former boss!..."
Gui was still not able to finish speaking, and was knocked down by Jiang Cheng. At the same time, Jiang Cheng gestured to Yueyong, Yueyong understood and clapped his hands. In an instant, two Baihua members appeared in the room, one left and one right. Hold Gui and go out.
"Why did you drive me away? Didn't Shinbaha-kun say that memory is like an intricate tree branch? I'm just grafting it! The teacher said it in class..." Gui's voice was getting farther and farther away. , until it disappears.
"It's really troublesome..." Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at Yin Shi, who was rubbing his head, but suddenly a flash of inspiration came, "Ah! I almost forgot about Takaji!"
"Takaji? Who is that?" Xin Ba Haw asked curiously.
"Our old friend," Jiang Cheng said as he dug out his phone, opened the address book and started searching for Takasugi's contact information, "Maybe he will have some method...there is!"
Finally, Jiang Cheng found Takasugi's number and dialed it at the same time. After a few seconds, the call was connected.
Jiang Cheng: "Mosimoxi, is that Takaji?"
Wu Shi Bianping Tai: "Secret Marseille, you made the wrong call, this is the Ghost Soldier team."
Jiang Cheng: "That's right! Call me Takaji!"
Takeshi Bianpingtai: "There's really no one called Takaji here."
Jiang Cheng: "It's your leader! Let him answer the phone!"
Wu Shi Bianpingtai: "That, I'm very sorry..."
Just when Wushi Bianping Taizheng was preparing to scold Jiang Cheng in a long speech and discuss with Jiang Cheng about loli... no, it was about the specific terms of the Edo Youth Protection Regulations, Takasugi finally came. The meeting room of the Ghost Soldiers...
"Who is he talking to?" Takasugi asked casually, and walked to the refrigerator next to him, opened the door, took out a bottle of Yakult and drank it.
"Sir Jinzhu~" You Zi shouted coquettishly and then said, "It seems that I made the wrong call and said I was looking for someone named Takaji~"
After listening to this, although Takasugi was choked by Yakult, in order to maintain his personality, Takasugi covered his mouth with his hand, coughed twice, and said again, "Acquaintance, take it over..."
"Hey? Really?" Youzi is a little bit unbelievable~IndoMTL.com~ Ah, [Old] acquaintance..." Saying that, the corners of Takasugi's mouth rose slightly, seeing Youzi directly GC in place. /
"Ah~! Lord Jinzhu is too handsome~!"
Wu Shi perverted Ping knowingly turned the phone into hands-free mode.
Jiang Cheng's voice with some joy came from the phone, "Takaji! Is that Takaji? Hello?"
"Who is Takaji! Show me some respect! Call me Takasugi-sama or Shinsuke-sama!" Yasuko shouted.
"Hey? Who is this flat-chested voice?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Takaji, why do you like flat-chested?"
"Who do you say is flat chested! Can you hear a flat chested voice just for shrimp?!" Youzi said angrily.
"Away, die flat chested, I want to talk to Takaji," Jiang Cheng said casually.
"Ah?!" Youzi was about to refute, but was instantly held back by Wu Shi's pervert, "Mr. Jiang Cheng, you really guessed wrong, Youzi is not flat chested! Although it sounds very similar, there are still some. It's not big!"
(Voiceover: What's wrong with changing people's names! It's called Wu Shi Bian Ping Tai, not Wu Shi's perverted Ping!)
"Hey? Is that so?" Jiang Cheng reacted just after speaking, "Hey, did you recognize me long ago?"
"Of course, I am also the staff officer of the Ghost Soldier Team." Perverted Ping said, "Also, thanks to your sponsorship, the Ghost Soldier Team can be successfully re-formed."
"Then don't let me meet you next time~" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.
"Enough," Takasugi finally said, "Jiang Cheng, what do you want to do?"
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ps: Before nine o'clock in another chapter, there are a lot of things today~~~