Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 70: :The explosion does not need a principle! Just like the temper of a menopausal mother…

"You actually said that the uncle of the factory manager is a pornographic element! What a joke!" Yin Shi instantly stood up and retorted, "Uncle, he is the big benefactor who took me in!" (The Japanese pronunciation of horror and **** are similar. )

"Although I don't understand what you're talking about, pornography? Molecular?" Yamazaki said, "Speaking of which, boss, what's wrong with you?"

"I can't accept myself as I used to be, and I'm determined to make it all over again..."

"Boss, you..." After being silent for a while, Yamazaki finally said, "That's right, although I feel a little pity, but at first glance you really looked like a dick, even the Director and Captain Okita were inferior to you. ..."

At this moment, a voice came from behind the three of them, "Hey, you three, it's time to start working."

"I can't say any more, then I'll say goodbye," Yamazaki said, pulling up Jiang Cheng, who was burying his head in the lunch box and picking vegetables from the lunch box of Yinshi from time to time, "I also took this guy, After all, it's too dangerous to keep him here, and there may be no weapons of mass destruction, because this guy, maybe..."

Suddenly, Yamazaki stopped and heard a somewhat familiar voice behind him.

"Sakata-san, can you help me, justwe, how about you?"

Kondo is also wearing a work uniform and handing a justwe to Gintoki.

"That's it," Yinshi took the justwe in his hand and looked at it, then said, "It would be better if you make it look happier, Gorilla-san."

"Hondan, what are you doing here!" Yamazaki punched Kondo with a fistful of blue veins.

"Gorilla-san!" Ginto shouted at the same time, rushing towards Kondo, who fell to the ground, and helped him up, "Gorilla-san. Please cheer up!"

"Mosimoxi, I found an idiot, hey, I'll take him back now." Yamazaki said while dialing the phone.

"Jimmy, what are you doing?!" Gintoki turned his head and complained to Kondo.

"The gorilla San has amnesia like me! His nerves are very thin, if he doesn't coax him properly, he will immediately go offline!" Yinshi shouted.

"Amnesia?!" Yamazaki was obviously a little confused, "Director, aren't you! You're already such an idiot, and you still play with such troublesome things as amnesia! Do you want to be more idiot?!"

"Jimmy, you're going too far," Ginto retorted. "Even if you're an idiot, an idiot has the troubles of an idiot."

"Stop talking, I've had enough, you guys are really going to cause trouble for people!" Saying that, Yamazaki walked towards Kondo, "Anyway, Director, come back with me."

"Stop!" Kondo turned his head with a few justwe in his arms and retorted while sobbing, "I've already aspired to become the number one justwe expert in Edo! I've made an agreement with the factory manager! No matter what, I'm fine. Be sure to get a first for him to see!"

"Hey, all three of you calm down!" Finally, after a long thought, Jiang Cheng he spoke, pointed at Yamazaki with his ak and continued, "Is this guy pretending to be our acquaintance on purpose? Fraud us? Kidnap an amnesiac gorilla into a circus or something?"

"How is that possible!" Yamazaki retorted.

"No, this possibility is very high, Jiang Cheng-sang..." I don't know when, Kondo had come to Jiang Cheng's back, and carefully hid behind Jiang Cheng's, "Hey, who the **** is your kid? ?! What is the purpose?!"

"So didn't you say it? I was sent by the Shinsengumi to go undercover!" Yamazaki shouted.

"Don't move!" Jiang Cheng forced Yamazaki to the corner with his ak, "Hold your head in both hands and turn your back!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng gave Kondo a wink, and Kondo walked over knowingly and groped around on Yamazaki's clothes. In the end, he just found a mobile phone.

"There is only one mobile phone, there is no evidence to prove your identity at all!" Jiang Cheng sneered and pointed ak at Yamazaki again, "Hey, what is your purpose?! It is to sell the gorilla to the circus. Or sell to Madagascar?!”

"That's right! What is your purpose?!" Kondo also pointed at Yamazaki with his ak, "Is that the mother orangutan who sent me to take me back and do [beep-]?! The photo is brought here. ?!"

"Enough! I really don't want to complain anymore! And even if you reach the end of the world, there will be no female orangutans looking for you to cooperate. You should die, please!" Yamazaki shouted at the wall road.

Hearing this, Kondo collapsed while clutching his chest, as if he had been hit hard.

"Gorilla!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

Gintoki hurried over, lifted Kondo up, glanced at it, and shook his head at the same time.

"The end of the world..." Kondo murmured, rolling his eyes.

"You bastard! What did you do to the orangutan?!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily.

"I didn't do anything! I don't know anything! Why did the gorilla's heart become thinner than a small piece of grass after the amnesia?! Please tell me someone!" Yamazaki turned around and shouted .

"So didn't you say it? If you don't coax him properly, you will be disconnected immediately. Do you take what others say as a deaf ear?!" Yin Shi replied.

"Who knows it's true! This guy is notoriously thick-skinned! Every day in front of a stalker like he's in love! A perverted stalker who has been beaten countless times and doesn't change! ' Yamazaki retorted again.

"Even if you say so..." Yin Shi just wanted to refute, but suddenly saw that Jiang Cheng's state was not right, Jiang Cheng covered his head with one hand and held ak with the other, "Hey! What's wrong with you? ?!"

"Ah..." Jiang Cheng shook his head, "I can't tell, but I always feel that this feeling is very familiar, this feeling of pointing an ak at a person... Could it be that I did this job before?"

"This kind of work is that kind of work?! Robbers?!" Yamazaki frantically complained.

"Well, in fact, I also feel a little familiar. When we searched, maybe the two of us were partners before?" Kondo didn't know when he came over and analyzed it.

"Huh? You are my partner!" Yamazaki was going to be furious. "You are a policeman! Chief of police! Not that kind of robber! You are a robber!"

"Souga, I understand..." Saying that, Kondo took out his ak again and pointed at Yamazaki, "Hey, you admit it! Admit yourself to be a robber!"

"Hey! Your head is really sick! I've only mentioned the more idiot setting after the idiot's amnesia, but you're acting too fast!" Yamazaki replied.

But at this time, Jiang Cheng, Kondo and Gintoki were sitting around the ground and discussing something in a low voice.

"Hey, what should I do with this virginity?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice, while stroking his neck with his hand, "Would you like to..."

"No, I don't think it's good." Yin Shi shook his head decisively.

"I think so, after all, it's just a virginity..." Kondo said.

"Raise your hands to vote, one: hang the sign [I am a virginity robber who has no sense of existence in my life] around my neck; two: put [I am a virginity robber who has no sense of existence in my life] on the chrysanthemum. Offender], the one who chooses one raises his left hand, and the one who chooses two raises his right hand!" Jiang Cheng suggested.

"Agree in advance, don't peek at other people's answers!" Kondo said with a smirk.

"Then turn around and look at no one," Gintoki suggested.

"Yo Xi, that's it." Jiang Cheng turned around first, and the other two did the same, "One or two!"

"Hey! What are you deciding on your own?" Yamazaki finally couldn't bear it any longer, and turned around and kicked the three of them with one kick.

More coincidentally, the flying Kondo happened to hit the justwe that had just been placed on the ground, so...

Boom! ! !

"Gorilla Sang!" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi shouted at the same time.

"So didn't you say it?!" Gintoki got up and grabbed Yamazaki's collar, "That guy's nerves are very slender!"

"No, I don't think that's the case," Jiang Cheng retorted. "It might be because the weather was too hot, so it exploded."

"No, I don't think so, it's already December!" Gintoki retorted.

"That's right," Jiang Cheng murmured, "perhaps it's because the weather is too cold, maybe because I'm not good at physics and chemistry, maybe there are substances that can explode when it's too cold. ."

"I don't know much about this..." Yin Shi replies, pinching his chin, "but the explosion may not need a reason! Just like the temper of a menopausal mother, it will explode if you say it explodes!"

"It makes sense..." Jiang Cheng fell into thought again.

"Obviously not, hey!" Yamazaki shouted, "Obviously justwe exploded! Obviously it was a bomb!"

"So it is~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng nodded, "Sure enough justwe is an incomplete body, justAK is a complete body. "

"It's a head! Isn't it the same danger?!" Yamazaki frantically complained, "It's already been confirmed that this is the terrorist's lair, don't talk about this, let's run away! Before they come... "

As soon as Yamazaki finished speaking, he heard the factory manager's voice coming from behind him.

"So that's the case, you are the lackey of the shogunate!" The factory manager led a group of employees out, looking at Jiang Cheng and others with a bad expression.

"Enough!" Yinshi shouted at the factory manager, "Isn't it because the shogunate laid off staff! You can't do this!"

"It's useless to talk too much. Now that you know it, it's impossible for you to leave here alive!" The factory manager hummed and waved his hand.

A group of factory workers understood in an instant, and rushed over to Jiang Cheng and the others.

"Run!" Yamazaki shouted.

"What are you running!" Jiang Cheng spat in disdain, raised his AK at the same time and shot at the people who were rushing over. The bullet hit the feet of those people, instantly forcing them all stop.

"Hey, all stand facing the wall and put your head in your hands!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Huh?! Huh?!!" Yamazaki was really convinced.

"What a joke!" the factory manager shouted, and at the same time he took out several justwes and threw them at Jiang Cheng.

Please automatically refer to the shooting game that comes with Xiaobawang that you played when you were a child for the following pictures.

[The factory manager threw a justwe. ]

[Jiang Cheng successfully shot, plus ten points. ]

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