Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 99: :Gui: Don’t let the sword in your hand lose its direction!

"Huh? Why do you want to encourage him?" Jiang Cheng was a little confused, "I'm also educating him in disguise, let him know that sometimes, no matter how hard he tries, it's useless!"

"He doesn't need to touch that dark philosophy!" Shin Baha once again complained.

"Hmph, it's still the same as before, then let me do it!" Gui said and walked out, "Dealing with children is actually the same as dealing with meat **** for cats and dogs! Gently stroke... stand Get up, little samurai! Did you just give up?! I'll be your opponent!"

At this time, Harita had been pulled out of the floor by Yueyong. After several rounds of CPR, she finally woke up leisurely.

"Forget it, you won't get anything if you win anyway." Ching Tai said with a small mouth.

"No! I have prepared two kinds of rewards for you!" As he spoke, Gui took out two vouchers, "5,000 yuan course and 10,000 yuan course voucher for the training seminar for foreigners! 5,000 yuan course It is a three-day fast-tracked anti-foreign patriot, 10,000 yuan is basically the same as 5,000 yuan, but you can get an additional 5,000 yuan!"

"Then why not only set five thousand yuan from the beginning!" Chingta shouted.

"Hmph, are you afraid? My conditions are the same as Jiang Cheng's! As long as I touch the corner of my clothes, I can give you all these!" Gui said while holding his sword.

"Really? Although 5,000 yuan is not much, it's still a sum of money, and..." This man looks dumb, he must be easy to deal with! Qingta silently added the second half of the sentence in her heart.

"You are also not allowed to use weapons!" Harita shouted.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to draw a knife to a child!" With that, Gui took off his knife and threw it at Elizabeth.

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"Then, start!" A Miao acted as the referee again.

It's no different from the previous one, except that Harita's opponent has been replaced by Katsura.

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Harita charged towards Gui again with her sword raised.

Gui also didn't panic at all. Instead, he reached into his arms and pulled out a spherical metal object. Then he got up and jumped up, flipped a somersault, and jumped behind Harita.

At this time, Harita fell into contemplation as she looked at the time bomb that was about to explode with only one second left in her hand.

Boom! ! !

"Cannian, obviously it's only a little short." Gui Bei sighed at the crowd and shook his head, "But it's already very good, and I believe it will be even better after my teaching! Therefore, these two course tickets are still It's yours! Your efforts touched me! So! Let's fight for the new dawn of Japan together! Little samurai!"

Just as Gui was shedding hot tears and impassioned, Xin Ba Haw took the lead with a kick and kicked Gui.

"Are you using a bomb to deal with a child?! Didn't it say that weapons are not allowed?! You are murdering!"

"Xinbaji-kun, bridge bean sack!" Gui wiped the blood from his face, turned his head and retorted, "That's not a weapon! It's just a bomb! It's not a mistake to be an excellent anti-foreign fighter. It's a crime! So, I will also give you two additional course vouchers, and I will teach you the concept of weapons in the next class!"

"Who wants to learn that kind of thing!" Xinba roared, "Also, can I ask you to Baidu for the concept of weapons before that! Fill your brain!"

"There's no other way, then I'll be the only one here!" Yueyong said slowly, looking at the explosive-headed Harita who was lifted up by Kagura, "My test will be very simple! Even if it's Harita It's easy to pass!"

"I don't think it should be possible..." Jiang Cheng pouted and said in a low voice, after all, according to this urine nature, it is impossible for Qing Tai not to be pierced with piercing holes...

"Okay," said Yueyong, taking out several kunai with both hands, "I will throw a lot of kunai at you next, as long as you can block the next one with the sword in your hand, you will win !”

"It doesn't make any sense at all! If you don't block all of it, it doesn't make any sense at all! The rest of the kunai will be stuck on your body!" Shinba spit out.

"Then! Start!" Yue Yong shouted and threw all the Kunai in his hand, and the direction was Harita, who just stood up and was still bewildered.

The result is...

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"Sure enough, your practice is still not enough..." Yue Yong sighed and said, "You can't even stop a single Kuwu."

"How could it be blocked!" Xin Baha groaned while helping Qingta with bandages, "Also, do you care about Dr. Sunlun? Qingtai-kun is already bruised and bruised, and it seems that his self-confidence has been shattered. Hit the bottom. As a mother, shouldn't I encourage Harita-kun at this time?"

"If you want to give up because of this setback, doesn't it mean that he is not suitable for swordsmanship practice?" Sun Wheel replied with a smile.

"Even so, but..." Shinbaha said, thinking of the scene when he was reprimanded by his father and sister for thinking that practicing swordsmanship was too hard, "Qingtai-kun is just a child, and he has been with him in this era. We were different!"

"Cut," Jiang Cheng said with a disdainful cut, "what's different, you always use the excuse that the times have changed. Boren used to dislike Naruto's old-fashioned perseverance and teamwork. , but didn't he still lick his face after the Otsutsuki peach-style copy and say that he understood perseverance and teamwork?"

"There's no need to cite examples from other works!" Shinbaha retorted.

"Nothing is different, maybe times have really changed, but people are always the same." Jiang Cheng continued, "Although I really don't know that you want to learn swordsmanship, if it's just a whim, I I advise you to stop here, you are here too."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked out.

"How could this happen..." Xinba murmured, and then she smiled comfortingly, "It doesn't matter, after all, you are still young, it's normal that you can't get a copy under Jiang Chengsang's hands. Yes, those guys have been on the battlefield since they were very young! So don't be discouraged!"

"Forget it, you don't need to comfort me." Qingta looked at the practice bamboo sword in her hand and said with some relief, "It turned out that I was just showing it off to my classmates, and I didn't think about the rest at all. It's just because I hate mom's nagging on weekends. I get it all. So, it's alright, new starling."

"You..."

"But, even so, I will not give up my swordsmanship practice! Because I have a new goal! I must get a copy in the hands of Jiang Cheng! I must make that person impress me! No matter how long it takes Time! Absolutely!" An inexplicable flame burned in Harita's eyes, "So! Please increase your training! New Starling! Sister A Miao!"

"Nice expression!" A Miao praised, "Then it's as you wish! You can't miss a day during the winter vacation!"

"Understood!"

"It's really a great goal~" Gui chuckled lightly, "You know, there are not many people in the world who can win a book in his hands. I mean if he gets serious."

"Hey? Really? Is that useless otaku really that strong?" Harita asked three times.

"But I think you can do it, because the sword in your hand already has a direction." After speaking, Gui also turned and walked towards the door, but stopped when he reached the door, "Don't lose yourself. The direction of the sword." After speaking, Gui finally walked out.

"It's so hard to understand~" Qingtai sighed in the sky.

Everyone present laughed when they heard it.

Only Yueyong is still thinking about what Jiang Cheng said today,

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"Now, where is the direction you are looking at?" Gui asked aloud, "I never knew, maybe at first we saw the same direction, but now the direction your eyes are staring at Where is it? Now that I think about it, we really chose different directions at that time. You and I, Gintoki and Takasugi are different. You..."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng turned his head and took off his earphones, "Sorry, did you say anything just now? I was just listening to the cd sent by Miss Baihua. But it's really good, sometimes excited. Moaning from time to time, I can't think of this..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, he was chopped down by the expressionless Gui Pulling out his sword.

"You stinky brat occasionally listens to people talking!" Gui roared, "And what kind of [beep-] CD is that! What kind of sound is that recorded!"

Jiang Cheng explained as he ran, "Although I don't know what you misunderstood, this is just a collection of Sakai Quanshui's works! It's definitely not the kind of thing you imagined! Speaking of which, everything you think about all day long is in your head. What is it?!"

"Who do you think is the scene of [beep-] followed by [beep-] and finally [beep-]!" Gui chased and scolded~IndoMTL.com~ no one said anything. It's that kind of thing! You said it yourself! Jiang Cheng retorted, "Speaking of which, are you thinking about that kind of thing all day? ! So do you want to stay in Yoshihara instead of me! "

Hearing this sentence, Gui stopped, lowered his head and said intermittently, "Really...really...is it okay?"

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"This is the new Night King I found for Yoshihara! Everyone is welcome!" Jiang Cheng pointed at Guimian Xiang Yueyong, who had passed out with a runny nose and bleeding, and said, "Although it seems a little unreliable, I am I believe he will definitely become a qualified Night King!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng was the first to applaud.

"I think he's going to die of blood loss before he becomes the Night King..." Yue Yong complained expressionlessly, "What the **** is this guy thinking about? A little too excited. !”

"Don't worry, Yueyongdian!" Gui got up and wiped his unstoppable nosebleed and continued, a little weakly, "Although my body may not be as good as Jiang Cheng's! But! I will try my best to carry out my life. of the creed!”

"Then try the crony bar first!" Yue Yong nodded and continued, "At this time, Yoshihara is the most common one, at least it can withstand that."

"Skirt... crony...with...wine!" Gui's eyes were bloodshot, and the nosebleed spurted out again and it looked like a high-pressure water pump. Finally, he fainted.

"Sure enough, how could a man who can't stand it at this level become Yoshihara's Night King." Yue Yong sighed softly.

"Hey! Wig! Wake up!" Jiang Cheng kept shouting. However, Gui was already immersed in fantasy and passed out happily. No matter how much Jiang Cheng shouted, there was no response...