Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 100: :Nothing to be diligent about – either a traitor or a thief. This is the truth from childhood…

In a restaurant.

Gui smiled at the four people across from the seat and said softly, "What's wrong? Don't you want to eat? Don't worry about money, I'll invite you today."

Jiang Cheng sniffed the food on the table, then glanced at Gui strangely, and finally sighed, "Kagura-chan, Shinhachi, you two can eat it. Don't worry, the two of you will eat. Just leave the money to me."

Kagura/Shinhachi: "Great!"

"Then I too..." Yin Shi pointed at the fruit parfait in front of him, drooling.

"It doesn't matter." Jiang answered decisively.

"As expected of the ace in our organization!" Gui said moved, "Use his own funds to make up for the lack of funds in the organization! I am so moved!"

"I'm touched by your size," Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, "If you don't have anything to offer hospitality, you're either a traitor or a thief. Do you think I don't understand this truth? How many times have you invited guests since you were a child? Points? Even if you are forced to treat guests, you disappear every time you go to the checkout. Don't you remember how the title of your escaped Kotaro came from?!"

"Is the escape from Kotaro an escape from the order? Is this how the name came?!"

"And what's the matter with that smiling expression? That expression is definitely a deliberate expression!" Jiang Cheng nodded with his hands in his hands.

"That's right, it's definitely another expression of bad luck." Gintoki said without raising his head.

"No need to be so suspicious." Gui continued with a chuckle.

"It's not strange for anyone to make that expression in this work. It's very strange if it's just your words." Jiang Cheng answered, while holding the braised pork rice bowl in front of him, "Miss waiter, come again. Thirty Braised Pork Rice Bowls."

"As expected of our organization..." Before Gui could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng gave him an expressionless punch.

"Shut up for me!" Jiang Cheng complained while eating, "Every time you talk so much nonsense, the readers will get tired from the aesthetics, and why are you appearing today? It's been three days in a row. Huh? Why are you doing so much this week? It's super disgusting!"

"What I'm talking about is something else entirely!" Shinba spit out.

"Aren't you annoyed? How many days has it been?" Jiang Cheng raised his head to look at Xin Ba Haw and said helplessly, "Don't you think his presence has squeezed out all your roles? I wonder if he made some kind of undisclosed deal with the author."

"Ahahahaha!" Gui wiped his nosebleed and sat down again, laughing loudly, "You're too slow! This week was originally [Gui Strengthening Week]!"

"Strengthen you!" Yin Shi shouted, "I haven't played for four days, okay! All thanks to you, please! Give me a good look at the title of this work, Soul Dan! "Maybe It's the fake Gintama", another way of saying it is "It could also be the real Gintama"! It's about equal to "Gintama"! In other words, I'm still the protagonist!"

"There is no such agreement!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Show me the introduction of the work, soul!"

"What can I do!" Gui said two lines of clear tears and snot flowing down at the same time, "In the original book, every word can be revealed in the OP and ED, but here? There is no such thing at all. Stuff! I also worked hard!"

"Don't worry, wig, everything you said will be deleted. Don't worry." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui's voice raised an octave.

"Yo Xi, are you full, the two of you?" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Shinbaha on the side.

"Hiccup~" Kagura hiccupped, one hand rubbed his belly as if it was about to be eaten, and the other hand picked his teeth unscrupulously, "Reluctantly... Reluctantly Aru."

"It's just enough to eat! How much did you eat!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained, and then said bitterly in the same posture, "Kagura-chan, you have to be a little more reserved when you invite others to dinner, anyway Say thank you, you know? Thank you, Jiang Chengsang!"

"Is that so, Aru? Thank you little uncle."

"Then when we're full, let's leave here." Jiang Cheng got up first and was about to go to the counter to check out.

But just after taking two steps, I felt something was wrong.

"My stomach..." Jiang Cheng felt a sudden turn of events in his stomach, then looked at Gui, gritted his teeth and said, "You bastard! You dare to smack me!"

"My stomach..." Shinhachi and Kagura also covered their stomachs at the same time, with expressions of pain on their faces.

"So, you guys are too tender, and you will do anything you can when your wigs are soaked in bad water!" Yin Shi nodded with his hands clasped.

"Hey, what are you shaking?" Shin Baha looked at Yin Shi, who was shaking slightly, "Aren't you trying to hold back?! Didn't you eat it in the end?!"

"Ahahaha, even you can't smell it, this colorless and odorless powerful laxative! It took me a lot of work to get it from a genius inventor! It cost me three whole Classroom vouchers for those who oppose foreigners!”

Ignoring Gui's ridicule and chatter, Jiang Cheng and the four ran to the restaurant's bathroom at the same time.

Someone! someone! There are still people!

Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha are almost at their last moment!

At this time, Gui Youyou walked into the men's restroom and laughed loudly: "Don't worry! The men's restroom with a radius of ten kilometers has been occupied by my people! If you want to use the restroom, please be obedient to me! Today The fate of your chrysanthemum is in my hands!"

"Would you like to go to the women's toilet?" After a long time, Yin Shi slowly said such a sentence.

Jiang Cheng/Xin Baji: "..."

"This is also something that can't be helped. I believe the readers will forgive us." Yinshi continued tremblingly.

"No! Absolutely not! It will definitely be called a pervert and call the police!" Shin Baha resolutely refused.

"Do you want to pull it in your pants or sit down on the toilet? Make a decision! Shin Baha!" Yin Shi said with a solemn expression.

"Because this is something that can't be helped, as the protagonist, I agree with Gintoki's suggestion!" After a short thought, Jiang Cheng came to his own conclusion.

"Silver sauce... little uncle..." Kagura's painful voice came from the door of the men's toilet, "Where are you...are there any vacancies Aru..."

Hearing this, Jiang Cheng, Yin Shi, and Xin Ba Haw were stunned in the same place as if they had been struck by lightning.

"Do you think I didn't think about it beforehand?!" Gui Hen laughed and continued, "I have occupied all the alleys in the ten-mile radius, whether it's the men's toilet or the women's toilet! Impossible! Throw it! Make up your mind! Whether to pull it in your pants or sit down on the toilet! It's up to you!"

"Why are you waiting for us! Fake hair!" ×4

"It's not a wig! It's Gui!"

…

Jiang Cheng and the trio of Master House all sat down in the restaurant again with their bodies hollowed out like zombies.

"Then come and listen to my demands now," Gui sat across from him and nodded with some emotion, then continued, "Everything is because I'm too stupid to take Elizabeth with me all day long and be tied by the shogunate. Not surprising at all."

Jiang Cheng and the trio of Wanshiwu were still sitting with expressionless faces, and no one spoke, as if they didn't hear at all.

"A scoundrel named Wonsan Jintaro pursues it. He is a **** full of selfish desires, who does everything for money, corruption and bribes. If this goes on, Elizabeth's head will be lost sooner or later! So, please! Jiang Cheng, Yinshi! If it is The two of you will definitely help me rescue Elizabeth!" Gui shouted excitedly.

"Gui Sang... Before that," Xin Baha raised his head, although he was laughing but still had tears in his eyes, "Can you find us some clean clothes, preferably let us take a shower? ?"

Gui: "..."

…

A ninja-themed restaurant where Little Ape works.

"Huh? Are you sneaking into the institute?" Little Ape asked suspiciously, holding a tray.

"It was this guy who said he was going, but he didn't listen to him." Gintoki waved his finger and pointed at Katsura, "Aren't you a ninja? You should be good at this, right? Please."

"Please? What the **** do you want me to do?" Saying that, Little Ape raised his eyes and looked at Yin Shi, "Also, when did you change your clothes? It's like you just picked them out in a clothing store. The same? It doesn't suit your style at all~IndoMTL.com~ At this time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were wearing sportswear that they just bought from a clothing store. As for the bath, they may have washed it.

"No, I just think it's good to change the style occasionally. I wanted to try this kind of sportswear a long time ago, didn't I, Jiang Cheng?" Yin Shi scratched his head and said with a smile.

"That's right! It's been like trying it out before! It's like that... that, isn't it in some works? We want to try that too, don't you think, Gintoki!"

"Huh?" Yin Shi could only bite the bullet and continue, "Yes! That's it! We occasionally want to try it out with a different style!"

"That? What is that? Is there such a thing as sportswear?" Little Ape wondered.

"Don't worry about it so much! In short, help him become a ninja!" Gintoki decisively skipped this topic and pointed at Gui.

"Are you underestimating our ninjas?" Little Ape replied.

However, Yin Shi didn't listen at all, and suggested to Gui who was beside him, "Anyway, let's start by imitating her speech. Remember to add [Gouzalu] at the end of the sentence! Wig!"

"It's not a wig, it's Guigou Zalu!"

"You two really don't understand ninjas at all. To learn the profound meaning of ninjas at this level is a fool's dream." Jiang Cheng said with a sneer.

"You, Masaka!" Little Ape couldn't believe it, "Do you know the secrets of ninjas?!"

"Of course," Jiang Cheng nodded and continued, "The so-called ninja, the first thing you should learn is... Start with feeling chakra! Come on, wig, carefully concentrate with me, feel That ray of energy from the depths of your body!"