Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 103: :Step 1 of Stealing the Forbidden Scroll: First put the place where the Forbidden Scroll is stored…


"You're talking there!" Jiang Cheng kicked Gui, "There's no camera here, you bastard! And what's with the tone of popular science? You think this is pet knowledge. A popular science program?!"

"Chocolate and onions don't work either!" Gui shouted again as he got up.

"You...what are you doing! How come the topic has gone wrong again!" Xiao Yuan couldn't help scolding, "By the way, I am very good at raising me, even if you only give me Yinsang's [beep-- —] and [beep-] can also survive!”

"You're thinking about the same thing in your head, right?!" Ginshi roared.

For the third time, everyone gathered in front of the shrine again.

"Then, I will officially teach..."

Little Ape was interrupted by Gui before he could finish speaking.

"Ignore those for now," Gui pointed to his clothes, "Why am I yellow? Shouldn't the team leader be red? I want red!"

"Less the limelight! Wig!" Kagura was unhappy when he heard this, turned his head and retorted with a small face, "Red is my color, and I am the team leader Aru!"

"Although I can't accept it, I can't help it since it's arranged like this."

"Next, I'm going to give the team leader order! Yello, your favorite is curry, you should always hold the curry!" Kagura pointed at Gui and said.

On the other side, Yin Shi pointed at his clothes and complained at Xinba Haw, "Shinba Haw, can I change this to you? This kind of white curry udon can't be eaten without eating it. Ah, you will definitely accidentally eat it on your clothes, right?"

"What does this have to do with curry udon!" Shinpachi shouted, "By the way, what are you guys doing here!"

In the end, several people followed Little Ape to a shopping street.

"Then, let me see the ninja soul in the depths of your soul!" Little Ape said as he walked, "This place, known as the [Ninja Passage], is the first choice for ninja practice. All the ninjas who were active in Edo have gone out independently after practicing shadow-shadowing here.”

"But there's nothing here. It looks like an ordinary shopping street." Shinbaha glanced around and couldn't help but say aloud.

"Bastard, do you think you can become a ninja by going to the gym?" Little Ape stopped and replied, "Stinky Four Eyes, go to hell."

"What's going on? Why did you turn into an S to me?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"So that's the case. If you want to practice stealth to avoid people's ears, you have to come to a place where there is a lot of people." Gui had a clear expression on his chest.

"That's right," the little monkey praised, "but why are you holding the curry rice? Or two hands?"

"So what exactly do you want us to do?" Gintoki asked.

Before Xiao Ape could answer, Jiang Cheng sneered and replied first, "Ginshi, don't you even understand? After watching jump for so many years, have you forgotten Naruto's first step in becoming a ninja?"

"Masaka!" Yin Shi swept around and said in shock, "Is this the place where the Forbidden Scroll exists?! You want us to steal the Forbidden Scroll and learn the multiple shadows on it. The art of avatar?!"

"How is that possible!" Xiao Ape shouted.

"I thought you were the only one who knew clearly, but I didn't expect you to be so superficial." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

"Sure enough, there is still an expert." Little Ape nodded and said, "That's right, our mission is..."

Before Little Ape could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng continued, "The first step is of course to wait for Teacher Mizuki on the swing! He will tell us where the forbidden scrolls are stored!"

"That's it!" Yin Shi patted his hand, and then took out two portraits, "After all, now we don't know where the forbidden scroll is, so we can only wait! You guys show me clearly , this is Iruka-sensei, this is Mizuki-sensei, remember them all for me! Be sure to wait until Mizuki-sensei, don't be seduced by Iruka-sensei with ramen! That way you can't become a ninja!"

Kagura/Kui: "Understood!"

"I understand! There is no such thing at all! How obsessed you are with NARUTO, how can you fix it!" Xiao Yuan roared intolerably, the voice was so loud that Jiang Cheng felt that his eardrum was about to burst .

"Then tell me what to do when you see it!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Everyone look over there." Little Ape said, pointing to the bookstore beside him.

"Bookstore? Is that where the forbidden scrolls are stored?" Jiang Cheng murmured.

"Hey, that's enough, I don't want to complain anymore." Little Ape replied expressionlessly.

"So it is!" Yin Shi suddenly realized, "Do you want us to steal the forbidden scroll when the clerk is not paying attention..."

Before he could finish speaking, Little Ape had already rushed behind Yin Shi and slashed with one palm.

"Listen, everyone, please buy your favorite [Gongkou] magazines without letting any clerks and customers notice!" Xiao Ape said with his arms folded.

"What kind of stuff! What does that have to do with ninjas?!" Shinbaha said loudly.

"No, isn't that also some kind of [forbidden art scroll] in a sense? A forbidden art deep in the hearts of teenagers!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"That's right, this is the excellent assessment method adopted by the ninja school. Everyone has gone through this step to grow up!" Little Ape nodded and replied,

Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng nodded at the same time to show their understanding.

"Why do you two look like you understand? This kind of adult definition is not quite right!" Xin Ba Haw complained again.

"Then can you do it? Completely hide your breath..." As he spoke, Little Ape set off a demonstration, walking or floating into the bookstore, picking up items on the bookshelf with lightning speed. He took out a magazine and said, "Take out the work you like with extremely quick movements... [Forbidden Scroll]. Pay without letting the clerk notice it, and leave after buying it without leaving any traces."

After speaking, Little Ape has already paid the money and walked out.

"How about it? Can you do it?" Xiao Yuan showed the [Forbidden Technique Scroll] in his hand, to be precise, the Forbidden Technique scroll with [M Club] written on it.

"Sure enough, I still like this kind of thing..." Xin Baha whispered.

"As expected of a real ninja, he actually chose such a dangerous scroll!" Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "This kind of scroll is extremely dangerous! It is easy to open the door to a strange new world for young people with unstable minds!" /

"Although what you said makes a lot of sense, I can't find a place to complain, but obviously it's not the same thing!" Xin Ba Hao complained again.

"Are you afraid?" Gui said with his eyes closed and the curry rice on his head. "If you can become tolerant in this way, then ninjas are nothing special! Look at it, this kind of thing is easy!"

Saying that, Gui took the curry off the top of his head and held the curry rice in one hand, "No, it's easy to eat curry!"

Looking at Gui who was holding the curry and swaying towards the bookstore, Yin Shi couldn't help but reminded, "I said, you'd better put down the curry and go, that will definitely get in the way!"

"No, Aru! Never let go!" Kagura exclaimed, "If you spill a drop, you will die, Aru! Curry Ninja!"

And when she heard Kagura's words, Gui also put on a strange gesture in response to Kagura's cheering, and shouted, "Karen!"

Seeing this, Kagura replied, "Karen!"

"What is [Karen]?! No one would answer with that kind of word!" Yin Shi pointed at Gui's back and retorted.

"Leave him alone, Yinshi." Jiang Cheng patted Yinshi on the shoulder with a sigh of relief, "Since it's the ninja path chosen by that guy, we just need to bless him silently."

"Where can there be that kind of ninja! I searched through the entire NARUTO book and couldn't find it!" Ginto shouted.

"Hey! (So fast)!" Xin Bazhu said in disbelief.

"It's amazing, the speed will never lose to the ninja." Xiao Ape praised.

Hearing the voices of the two, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi only looked over, only to see that Gui had already selected the book and walked to the cashier.

Looking at Gui who threw down the coin and continued to walk towards the door, Yin Shi said in disbelief, "Hey, maybe it's really possible..."

But just after I said it, an accident happened...

Curry... curry spilled out!

"I'm sorry... Captain..." Gui turned his head and said intermittently ~IndoMTL.com~ I'll ask you later..."

After speaking, Gui Pujie.

"Curry Ninja!" Kagura shouted sadly as he rushed towards Kat. When he came to Gui, Kagura held back his grief and helped Gui, "Aru, I told you not to spill it..."

"You can barely give a B grade. Although the speed is very decent, but the concentration is too poor." Xiao Yuan gave a brief evaluation with his hands clasped.

"No, I think it's because the risk factor of this scroll is too high." Jiang Cheng took the [Forbidden Art Scroll] in Gui's hand, turned a few pages, and then sighed and hugged his hand to analyze, "That's not it. Ordinary people can control the wig, he can't stand that kind of stimulation at all, even if he says he likes NTR, but he is not suitable for that kind of thing at all. So, when choosing, you must choose the one that suits you, otherwise It will only fail, like a wig."

"Mmmm." Little Ape and Gintoki nodded in agreement at the same time.

"Who's next?" Little Ape asked aloud.

"Let me do it and show them by example that not everything is suitable for them! Be sure to choose the [Forbidden Art Scroll] that suits you!" Said, Jiang Cheng, who was wearing gray sportswear, raised his legs and walked towards the bookstore .

"Hey, I feel a huge aura!" Shin Baha looked at Jiang Cheng's back and murmured, "It feels like nine tails! It makes people wonder if that is a human being. !”

"Unbelievable, that man is too dangerous." Xiao Yuan said, "But it's not good if the aura is too strong, it will be more conspicuous!"

Just finished speaking, Xiao Yuan looked at Jiang Cheng again, "No! He also took this into consideration! He uses his aura to attract everyone, so others won't care about his actions! Incredible man !”


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