Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 121: :Don’t yell at funerals!

"Hey, little uncle~" Kagura's voice came.

"Hey, it's Kagura-chan," Jiang Cheng then noticed Kagura who greeted him across the road, Gintoki and Shinpachi next to Kagura, and an old man with a wonderful hairstyle.

"Would you like to kick the can Aru together?" Kagura shouted at Jiang Cheng.

"I'm so sorry, I can't play with Kagura today," Jiang Cheng pointed to the formal suit (a black kimono) he was wearing. "Today, my uncle is going to attend the funeral of a friend's father."

"Friends?" Gintoki on the side wondered, "Is there any friends of yours in Edo that I don't know?"

"Can you guys not underestimate other people's social circles!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "In short, see you later."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng also said hello to Xin Ba Hao who was beside him and was about to leave.

"That's what you're saying, wouldn't it be fine if you go alone, your friend? What is she going to do?" Yin Shi cast a glance at Yue Yong, who was similarly dressed beside Jiang Cheng.

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng also glanced at Yueyong beside him, then pouted his lips and said in a low voice, "I have to come over together and talk about etiquette. But I think the reason must be because I think too much. A little chance to play."

Jiang Cheng had just finished speaking when a kunai had already pierced Jiang Cheng's head.

"Then, see you later." With that, Yueyong dragged Jiang Cheng away.

"My uncle won't participate~" Kagura sighed, and then looked at the old man with a serious face, "It doesn't matter, Aru! And us!"

"I have a head!" Yin Shi scolded, "How many times have I said that I can't play with a strange uncle!"

"I'm not an uncle, I'm an old man, right?" The old man stepped on the jar and said.

"Shut up, men are beasts," said Yin Shi, turned around and started to walk, reminding him as he walked, "Kagura, don't pay attention to the old man you don't know, an old woman you know wants to invite us to eat. Meat is rare."

Saying that, Yin Shi looked at Granny Dengshi, who had just arrived, "This era is dominated by old ladies, and old men can't do it anymore. The old lady is amazing! The old lady who never stops helping others, referred to as [Death] old woman]!”

"Who are you calling a dead old woman! You bastard!" Granny Denshi scolded.

"Then, I'll be a ghost, let's play jar kicking together!" the old man shouted.

"Shut up for me! Damn old man!" Catherine rushed towards the old man while shouting, kicking the jar away, "If you want to kick that much, I'll kick it for you!"

Looking at the missing jar, Catherine held a cigarette in one hand, and at the same time showed a difficult look on her face, "Find the jar back within 20 seconds, and if you can do it, I'll play with you. Son, dead old man."

"Good or bad, are you good or bad," Xin Ba Hao on the side couldn't help but complain.

"Catherine, how can you bully the elderly?!" Kagura shouted righteously.

"Shut up! I'm in a hurry to get protein now. I'm in a hurry." Katherine said in a bashful tone after spitting out a puff of smoke, "Let's go before the old woman changes her mind."

"Catherine, go back to the store and watch." Granny Denshi glared at Catherine and said, "If you don't respect the elderly, don't think the elderly will treat him well."

After speaking, everyone walked in a certain direction.

"Why do you say that? Miss Dengshi, why are you an old man?" Catherine pretended to complain, "You are still young!"

"Yo Xi! The jar is back! Then let's get started!"

Before everyone went far, the old man's voice came, and everyone looked over, only to see that the old man really found the jar.

So, although reluctantly, in addition to the elderly mother-in-law and Katherine, the three of the Masters House began to play the game of kicking the jar with the old man...

…

On the other side, inside the Hattori House.

"I didn't expect you to actually come. Thank you so much." Quan Zang, who was dressed in formal clothes, looked at Jiang Cheng who came in and hurried up to greet him.

"No, I am." Jiang Cheng shook his head and continued with a little emotion, "Since he is Brother Quan Zang's father, even if we don't know each other, we should show our filial piety."

"Quanzang, who is this person?" Xun stepped forward and asked.

"Ah, a friend of life and death!" Quan Zang explained in a deep voice.

"A life-and-death relationship?!" Xun was a little shocked, "How come we never knew..."

"Although we have known each other for a short time, there is no doubt that we are friends of life and death!" After speaking, Quan Zang recalled that day, if it wasn't for Jiang Cheng, he might have died in the most powerful place in his life. In the hands of the enemy 【hemorrhoids】, "Thanks to him, I can survive at the hands of the enemy of my life!"

"It's actually..." Xun covered his mouth in disbelief, but he recovered in just a few seconds, and quickly introduced himself to Jiang Cheng, "I'm so rude, I'm a friend of Quanzang, Xun Don't stand outside, hurry inside, the funeral will begin soon."

"Well," Jiang Cheng nodded, sighed, and led Yueyong into the house. Of course, when he passed by Quan Zang, he patted Quan Zang's shoulder and whispered, "My condolences. ."

"Hey, did you get caught up in something strange again without my knowledge?" Yueyong whispered, and at the same time put the gift money into the box at the door.

"I don't know what you're talking about," Jiang Cheng replied casually, and then reminded solemnly: "Let's not talk about that, you must pack up your mood when you attend the funeral, and use a pious and sincere expression. With your heart to say goodbye to the deceased, don’t do some superfluous things.”

"You'd better take care of yourself first." Having said that, Yue Yong and Jiang Cheng had already entered the room, found two adjacent vacancies, and sat down on their knees.

Finally, the funeral is about to begin.

"The strongest man in Yuting Fanzhong can't fight for years..." He just knelt beside Quan Zang and sighed softly.

"What's the strongest, it's just a big idler who is idle for 365 days," Quan Zang replied, "I don't know how much trouble I have caused thanks to him."

"No, no, how can someone who can only play games become an instructor at a ninja school?" He just shook his head, "The ninjas currently active in Edo are all cultivated by your father. And even though you are old Said he was too playful, but in my opinion, this kind of playfulness is also..."

Before he could finish speaking, the sliding door just behind was kicked over, just pressing on Gang's body. At the same time, the culprit who kicked the sliding door, Xiao Yuan, rushed in while shouting.

"Master!!" After Xiao Yuan shouted, he looked around and said with a puzzled face, "Ah, I heard that the master fell, so I rushed to see the last one..."

"You said what my dad said, he has closed his eyes..." Quan Zang explained, looking at the little ape who was stepping on him, "It's been a long time since what happened the night before."

"How can... Master..." Looking at the portrait, Little Ape murmured, "It's too late, bastard!!"

"It's so noisy! You bastard! Did you just squint just now?" Jiang Cheng scolded, "Didn't your parents teach you not to yell at funerals?! Respect the deceased. Didn't you learn anything?! You stinky natto girl?!"

"You're almost the same! Falling asleep at a funeral is not a respect for the deceased!" Yue Yong scolded.

"Hey? You, why are you here too?" Xiao Yuan looked at Jiang Cheng and murmured, "Could it be..."

In an instant, Xiao Yuan made up a large-scale drama, "Although I knew that the master was inattentive before, I never thought about such a thing as an illegitimate child. But since it happened, we must face the reality, Quanzang!"

"What are you thinking about!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "How is that possible! Brother Hattori invited me here!"

"Hey?! Why? Aren't you enemies?" Little Ape wondered.

"What nonsense are you talking about, we are friends of life and death." Quan Zang said with a wave of his hand.

"No way! Shouldn't you have had a fight at the Fengxian Institute?"

"Huh? What war? What the **** are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng was at a loss.

"The bridge bean sack..." Xiao Yuan lowered his head and held his glasses and continued, "Let me stroke it first... At Fengxian, we all thought you were being held back by Quan Zang... What the **** is going on... thing?"

"That time," Jiang Cheng said with a hahaha, "don't worry about it so much, let him go over those things, isn't it, Brother Hattori?"

"That's right," Quan Zang said with a laugh at the same time, "The friendship between men is always established in battle!"

"Hey, are you two hiding something?" Little Ape still didn't believe what the two of them said.

"No no!" The two quickly denied it.

"Stop talking about such a heavy topic, get ready, the funeral is about to begin." Quan Zang continued.

After such an episode, the funeral finally begins.

One by one, guests came forward to offer flowers to worship the corpse.

"Hey, it's up to you." A guest reminded Jiang Cheng and Yueyong in a low voice~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng nodded and stood up, holding a chrysanthemum in his hand and walking towards go. Jiang Cheng knew the etiquette of the funeral, and Jiang Cheng tried his best to put on a sad expression.

Finally, when the ceremony was over, Jiang Chengcai finally raised his head and glanced at Quan Zang's father's remains. It didn't matter, Jiang Cheng stayed where he was.

If you want to say why, this old man looks exactly the same as the old man he saw with Kagura and others on the way here! !

"Hey, hey, it's almost done," Quan Zang at the forefront reminded, "Don't be so dignified."

"Oh, that's it..." Jiang Cheng responded, then walked towards his seat with his head down and a dark face.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?" Yueyong asked in a low voice, looking at Jiang Cheng who sat down on his knees again with a dark face, "Your face is very bad, why are you sweating so much? Is it hot?"

"You..." Jiang Cheng murmured back, "don't look at the old man's face... don't look at it... you will have nightmares..."

"It's just a dead man, what about you?" Yueyong said disdainfully, and stood up and walked forward.

"Hey!" Jiang Cheng just wanted to stop, but it was too late... Yueyong had already walked over to the body.

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