Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 163: :Be careful of [discount scams]!

"Hehe, still don't say anything?" Jiang Cheng smiled and walked in front of Dereia, looking at Dereia who still lowered his head and did not respond, "That...SpiderMan."

"That's not SpiderMan! It's Dereya, Jiang Cheng sama!" Miss Baihua reminded.

"No, no, that ability to produce spider silk at no time is exactly the same as SpiderMan." Jiang Cheng turned his head and waved his hands and explained helplessly, "Maybe it's because of running away. Maybe it's the wrong set."

"It's not like that at all! No matter how you look at him, he doesn't look like the kind of person who jumps around in high-rise buildings in tights!" Miss Baihua complained frantically.

"No, maybe SpiderMan who took off his tights is just like that." Jiang Cheng replied.

"No!" Miss Baihua shouted, "I've said it several times! That is the previous leader of Baihua, De Leiya! He is the master of leader Yueyong!"

"Jirai?" Jiang Cheng wondered, then he stretched out a finger and shook it, "No, no, Jirai doesn't grow like this at all! Hair should be white!"

(ps: Derea and Jiraiya have similar Japanese pronunciations)

"Are you only concerned about hair?!" Miss Baihua complained again, "That face doesn't look like that uncle, doesn't it!"

"That's right," Jiang Cheng nodded after sizing up De Leiya's face, "but maybe it's a transformation technique."

"How is it possible!" Miss Baihua was a little bit broken.

"It makes sense," Jiang Cheng smiled and turned his head again, looking at Dereya, "but it's really hard to say anything at this point, as expected of the previous generation. The leader of Baihua. In fact, I really hate using this method, although I don't know you, but...after all, he is the master of that guy. I really can't do it..."

"Humph," Derea finally raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng with a grim face, "Is my work easy to use?"

"Works? Nani's works?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "Is it your ruined face? This is really scary. If Yoshihara had a haunted house, I would recommend you to work. I believe Even without makeup, you can scare a child into crying."

"Hum hum hum ha ha ha ha..." Dereya began to laugh, "I didn't expect Yoshihara to be handed over to someone like you one day."

"No, no, it's just an agent," Jiang Cheng retorted. "After all, it's Mr. Feng Xian's request. I still respect the old and love the young. But... Now all I want to ask is... …”

After a pause, Jiang Cheng's tone changed slightly, "Where did you get the news? The news that Boss Feng Xian is no longer in Yoshihara? Also, why did the person who died once come back here? ?"

"You... do you want to protect Yoshihara?" Derea didn't answer, but asked.

"Protect?" Jiang Cheng stood on the spot and thought for a moment, then raised his head and replied, "If you insist on saying that, you can protect your temporary nest."

"It's up to you?" Dereia laughed, "Is it just that way of keeping hands everywhere? Obviously there were so many opportunities to kill me at that time, but they always kept hands, in my case You want to really kill your enemy and keep your hands in front of you."

"So, haven't I already said it? I still respect the old and love the young," Jiang Cheng sighed, "After all, you look really miserable, and that face will definitely live on in peacetime. Is it very painful? Being pointed at by people on the side of the road, even if you laugh, it will scare children? I still understand the simple truth of people being tough.”

"There are really enough men to talk to themselves. With your half-hearted personality, you can't protect anything." De Leiya snorted and raised his head, staring straight at Jiang Cheng's face, " And, should you know that feeling? You can see from your eyes, that kind of regret, pain, unwillingness. The kind of eyes that are betrayed by yourself..."

"Ha~" Jiang Cheng twisted his neck, yawned, then turned his head and said to the two Miss Baihua, "This person...was a speech teacher before? I can hear it. A little sleepy."

"No, I'm a practical teacher." Miss Baihua replied.

"Really? Then why is there so much nonsense?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"I don't know." Miss Baihua replied.

"This is a bit difficult. I have absolutely no patience for people who talk a lot of nonsense." Jiang Cheng said in distress, "And..."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng looked at De Leiya's face again, "This face is too scary! You don't want to listen to what he has to say when you see this face! In other words, why do you put your own Half of the face is like this? Is plastic surgery a failure?"

Without waiting for Leia to answer, Jiang Cheng nodded and continued with a serious look: "But don't worry! I know a good plastic surgeon! I promise to make you look like Oguri Shun! So, Be optimistic! Don't distrust the people around you because of this face! Be optimistic and live!"

After speaking, Jiang Cheng took out a business card from his arms and handed it to Dereya, saying, "I really want it? Now there is a chance, as long as you can tell all the news you got from there. , this business card is yours! And not only that, you can get 30% off as long as you mention my name! Yes, it's 30% off!"

"How could he be interested in that kind of thing!" Miss Baihua complained with white eyes.

"Ah? This should be what he needs most, right?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "And that's a 30% discount! It's a real 30% discount! It's the kind of original price of 300 yuan that suddenly rises to 30%. 1,000 yuan, and the kind of supermarket promotional products sold to you at a price of 300 yuan in the name of a 30% discount is different!"

"What kind of metaphor is this!" Miss Baihua complained, "Also, he is not a person who is interested in that kind of thing!"

"Aren't you interested?" Jiang Cheng scratched his head, his face a little distressed, but then he had a flash of inspiration and took out a membership card of a hair salon from his arms, "How about this! This is what I often go to. Our barber shop! All hairstyles can satisfy you! And this is a VVVVVIP member! Not only can you get a 30% discount on haircuts, but you can also enjoy an hour's massage service and free shave and nose hair! The most important thing is, It can enjoy five times the points! At the end of the year, you can enjoy a lottery with the points, and the first prize is the most popular limited edition FPS game!"

Said, Jiang Cheng's face showed a look of hard to let go, "Although this is really important to me, if you can say it all, I will reluctantly give it to you. Yes!"

"You're the only one who is interested in that kind of thing!" Miss Baihua said with a bit of a breakdown.

"No, it's impossible for a man not to be interested in this kind of thing!" Jiang Cheng retorted seriously, "No one can pretend to be indifferent to the temptation of free massage and free trimming of nose hair and beard. It happened! If you don't believe me, look, this man is already trembling with thought."

"It's obvious that you are so angry that you are shaking!" Miss Baihua shouted.

"No, obviously I want to tremble!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then sighed, and then said, "What an amazing man, he can endure these two temptations, even me. I have to admire this man's perseverance, but..."

"I can't do it. You can't stand it when you see this!" Jiang Cheng took out a Chinese cuisine membership card from his arms again, "This is the best Chinese cuisine in Edo. Top VIP card! Not only can you enjoy food at a 30% discount, but it is still five times the points! The first prize of the year-end point draw is a complete set of VR game equipment! It's the kind of game equipment that can be immersed with glasses! ps: this Not even me, because the price is too expensive, Yueyue refused."

"What's wrong? Are you speechless when you are shocked?" Jiang Cheng snorted, "But don't hold back! Say it if you want! Everyone is a man, so I won't look down on you. !”

"Why does Jiang Cheng sama think that what he likes is liked by everyone..." One Miss Baihua whispered to another Miss Baihua.

"All men are almost the same," another Miss Baihua replied in a low voice, "Also, maybe that Dereia really wants to, you didn't realize that from the very beginning, he Didn't you say a word? Maybe it's because you want so much that you can't speak."

"How is that possible! Do you even think so?!"

"I'm really bad at things like torture. I learned this method from asking a friend in the police department~IndoMTL.com~ It's like an iron rod and marshmallows? Anyway, I don't understand. Yes." Jiang Cheng explained with a pouted lip.

"It's the whip that has added sugar!" Miss Baihua corrected.

"I see, there is such a saying." Jiang Cheng nodded and replied.

"That's what it said! You just remembered it wrong!"

"Hey? Is that so?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously.

"I don't want to complain anymore..." Miss Baihua murmured while holding her forehead.

"Whether marshmallows or lollipops," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and continued, "I think the candy I gave is already sweet enough, why doesn't this man do it?"

"You have to mix whip with sugar, right!" Miss Baihua replied, "And you can't call it sugar at all!"

"No no no, this is too sweet to my teeth!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Jiang Cheng sama, not all men like what you like." Miss Baihua replied with a sigh.

"Hey?! Really?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, then looked at the two membership cards in his hand, "Is there anyone who doesn't like these things?!"

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