Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 172: :It’s a very rude thing to remember someone’s name incorrectly!

"No, no, and, although I don't know what slogan you designed, but... maybe after your publicity, the possibility of Yoshihara's business getting worse is still very high." Jiang Cheng casually He replied, "Alright, alright, hurry up and get out. Otherwise, I'll call Baihua to invite you out."

Gui Hei resisted the attack with a sullen face. After a long time, he slowly raised his head, stretched out five fingers, and said, "Fifty five points!"

"Seven-three!" Jiang Cheng replied.

"Four or six!" Gui gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

"Eighty-two." Jiang Cheng replied again.

"Haggling price doesn't take you so much!"

"You don't seem to understand, you are begging me~" Jiang Cheng revealed a treacherous smile.

"Up to three or seven!" Gui clenched his fists and said through gritted teeth.

"Jiuyi." Jiang Cheng smiled, showing his bottom line.

"You stinky brat! Are you fooling me?!" Gui shouted with bloodshot eyes, as if he was about to pull the knife out of his waist in the next moment.

"I'll give you three seconds to think about how to talk to Party A." Jiang Cheng put on an indifferent expression, "One, two, S..."

"Nine is nine!" Gui replied through gritted teeth.

"Yo Xi! Sign the contract first." Jiang Cheng took out the contract he didn't know when to prepare from under the table, and took out the ink pad and signature pen.

"Have you prepared it in advance?!!" Gui's whole body was not well, and he lowered his head and fell into the shadows.

"Don't be stunned, the contract still needs to be signed, in duplicate." Jiang Cheng said, and pushed the contract to Gui, "My name has been signed, and only Party B is left. Hurry up, After signing the contract, I'm going to have someone design the ad.

In the end, Gui signed the contract with his own name and stamped his handprint. Of course, he didn't have time to read the contract carefully, because... the contract was too thick. A contract is almost as thick as a book...

After taking a close look at Gui's signature to confirm that there was nothing wrong, Jiang Cheng nodded and shoved a contract into his arms. Then he clapped his hands at the door and shouted: "Come in, the next step is to design the advertisement."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, the door was instantly opened, Yueyong wearing glasses, holding two books about advertising and marketing, pushed the sun wheel and walked in. The sun wheel also wears a pair of glasses, and there are several books on advertising and marketing on his legs.

"Bridge bean sacks! I have already designed the advertising slogan." Gui replied quickly.

"No, I'm not at all worried about you." Jiang Cheng replied, "And didn't you read the contract carefully? In additional condition 1, [the advertisement word is decided by Party A, and Party B is only responsible for the interview. Insert a hundred times of advertising words like a needle in a seam. Once you breach the contract, you will be compensated for one billion in liquidated damages]!"

"It's absolutely impossible!" Gui scolded, "How can I insert the broadcast words a hundred times in the interview! Just read the advertisement words, and one day will pass!" /

"Calm down, wig." Jiang Cheng comforted, "Don't worry, we will try to compress the advertisement as short as possible! At least, it will be guaranteed to be compressed within 200 words!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! It's not too short at all!" Gui shouted, bursting with blue veins, "This is simply the overlord clause! My purpose is to let the general public understand the truest side of those who oppose foreigners, not for the sake of Promoting Yoshihara!"

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng nodded, and then continued, "Then you can also choose to default~"

"Souga, there is still this option..." Gui murmured, then smiled and said, "Then I choose not to..."

Before the words were spoken, Jiang Cheng immediately took out a piece of white paper from his arms, wrote on his bank account, and handed it to Gui, saying, "The trouble is that you will pay one billion yuan within a month. The liquidated damages will be transferred to this account.”

"Ten...Ten...Billion?!!!" Gui's whole person is not well, "How come there are so many!"

"Didn't anyone tell you before going out? You should read the contract carefully before signing it, right?" Jiang Cheng said casually.

"That's too long!" Gui retorted, "It's as thick as a book, how can I read it carefully! This is a scam! A scam!"

"It's no wonder that I'm the one who reminded you in advance~" Jiang Cheng replied casually, "You signed it in black and white! Besides, I didn't force you~"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong and Sun Lun, and said with a smile, "You guys, are the advertisements ready?"

"Of course." Sun Lun adjusted his glasses and replied with a smile. Immediately after, he took out a thick stack of A4 paper from his arms. Then he made an embarrassing pretence and said, "But it seems that there are a lot of preparations. I have designed several editions~ Which one should I choose? I'm really distressed~"

"I have also designed a few editions. If you match the pictures, the effect should be very good." Yueyong took out a thick coloring page from her arms as she spoke.

"Are there pictures?!" Gui was already suspicious of life.

"But don't worry, I have tried my best to compress the ad words to less than 200 words." Yue Yong continued.

"I really didn't expect this day to happen~ I'm really looking forward to Yoshihara being able to publicize it in front of the people all over the country~" Hirin said with a smile.

Yueyong snorted and then replied, "Well, this man is quite useful for that."

"In your heart, how bad is my impression..." Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly.

"Waste man." Yueyong replied decisively, holding up her glasses.

"Hey, I'm really going to be angry." Jiang Cheng replied, "I'm really serious!"

Jiang Cheng just finished speaking when he saw Gui, who was looking at the contract in his hand with his head down and a black face, smiling.

"Hum hum ha ha ha ha ha..." Gui's laughter became more and more frantic.

"Hello? Are you all right?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"Do you think I didn't take this into consideration?!" Gui Hen said with a smile, then raised his head, pointed to the contract in his hand, and shouted loudly, "You should check the signature first, right? !”

"What do you mean?" Jiang Cheng wondered, and took out the contract in his arms again, and turned to the signature on the last page, "Wig Kotaro, there's nothing wrong, what's wrong?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui replied, and then laughed, "That's not my real name at all! You remembered it wrong, Jiang Cheng!"

"What?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, then looked at Gui with a puzzled face, "When did you change your name?!"

"How is that possible! It's always been Gui! How many times have I reminded me since I was a child!" Gui shouted, "Just because you stinky brats call others by the wrong name every day, it hurts me I made a mistake when I signed it!"

"You're almost the same! You're so stupid that you can sign the wrong signature!" Yue Yong complained.

"But thanks to this, I was lucky enough to escape." Gui chuckled lightly, and then showed a look of rejoicing.

"Thousands of calculations didn't count." Jiang Cheng covered his forehead, unable to hide his disappointment, "It's been so long, because Yin Shi and Gao Zai have always been called that, so I thought you were really called that. Where's the wig Kotaro?"

"Do you want to die? It's clearly what you stinky brats called at the beginning!"

"Really? Is there such a thing?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "My memory is not very good, after all, it has been so long. Besides, the name is not important, right?"

"How could it not be important! If you don't remember, turn to Chapter 4 and read it from beginning to end, bastard!" Gui retorted loudly, "It's rude to call someone else's name every time. Do you know!"

"Speaking of which, what is your real name? Wig." Jiang Cheng wondered.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!"

"So didn't you say it? What is your real name?"

"So didn't you say it?! It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui shouted.

"So didn't you say it?! What is your real name! Wig!" Jiang Cheng's voice overshadowed Gui's.

"So you didn't say it!!! It's not the wig, it's Gui!" Gui also raised his voice, "Are you trying to find fault on purpose?!"

"That... I understand," Yue Yong raised her hand and said, "This person's real name should be Gui."

"Huh? Why?" Jiang Cheng wondered.

"Because he didn't say [it's not a wig, it's Gui] just now?"

"No no no, that's just a mantra of wigs." Jiang Cheng retorted, "It's almost like what you often say about [Ru] and [Wu]."

"So..."

"Heavenly Judgment!!" Gui couldn't bear it anymore, he drew his own sword and slashed at Jiang Chengcheng.

"Well, calm down." Jiang Cheng quickly ducked, "No way, who told you to never explain. Then, why don't you take this opportunity to introduce yourself carefully. One clarification before all readers."

"It makes sense, then..." After saying that, Gui put away his knife, and then said with a serious face: "It's not a wig, it's Gui. I am a member of the fighters against foreigners, and I am a former fighter against foreigners. One of the five! The frantic noble son! Another feared Katsura Kotaro who escaped from Kotaro, blood type AB!"

"It's too long!" Jiang Cheng complained, then sighed softly, "But I still don't remember it clearly. Then again, how should I write the words [Kui Xiaotaro]? Can you show it? ?"

"I didn't expect that one day you would be reduced to this level..." Gui sneered, "When the teacher was teaching, it seemed that you didn't pay attention to the lecture, Jiang Cheng. Then I will tell you with great compassion. Kotaro] How should I write these words?"

"Please!" Jiang Cheng took out a pen and paper and put it on the table.

Gui still had a proud look on his face. He took the pen and didn't look at it. He signed his name on the paper and said, "Did you read it carefully? If you don't see it clearly, I can do it again. "

"Thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng said with emotion, and took out another piece of paper and put it in front of Gui, who signed his name again.

Jiang Cheng held two pieces of paper and held his forehead, his body trembling slightly.

"What's the matter? Are you too excited? I can understand, after all, my signature is also very precious..." Gui said proudly~IndoMTL.com~ Yes...I'm really excited "..." With that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and showed a dangerous smile, "It seems that you haven't noticed where you signed your name? The contract is in effect, wig..."

"Masaka!" Gui also reacted, exasperatedly exclaiming: "How dare you do such a despicable method!"

"How can you say that~" Jiang Cheng teased, "You wrote it down yourself~"

"Jiang Chengjun~" Gui said coquettishly.

"Give it up." Jiang Cheng replied, "You're acting like a spoiled child will only make me feel more sick!"

"What a... dangerous man." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng and murmured, "Although I said so, the result is not bad..."

"Jiang Cheng! You bastard!!!!"

——Separation line——

The next day, after passing through Katsura and promoting Yoshihara a hundred times in front of audiences across the country. In the following month, Yoshihara’s GDP soared several times.

ps: Gui, who was just talking about the advertisement, completely forgot why he was participating in the interview...

ps's ps: Ninety-one share, the one that should be given to Gui, Jiang Cheng chose to ignore it.

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